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Tupacrulez
06/24/19 8:18:56 PM
#102:


The vast majority of married men stop putting effort into the relationship rapidly and basically devolve from date nights and caring about the woman to "hey, lets fuck for 10 minutes before I fall asleep".

When you don't do that and you keep up with good communication along with effort outside of sex as well as during sex (hint: she can fucking orgasm too, and should), a good sex life has no set expiration date.

Plus, as a rule, oral is important.
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Hop103
06/24/19 8:19:34 PM
#103:


Sex is the least of your issues, you may not have any room to breathe once the arguing and fighting starts, and heaven forbid you don't want kids and you went with someone who wants kids.
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TheGreatGeno326
06/24/19 8:36:28 PM
#104:


Hop103 posted...
Sex is the least of your issues, you may not have any room to breathe once the arguing and fighting starts, and heaven forbid you don't want kids and you went with someone who wants kids.

Whether or not people want kids should be established before you get married. The issue is when one person says they dont want kids and the other thinks they can change their mind
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TheGoldenEel
06/24/19 10:47:17 PM
#105:


Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...

Hey whatsTheGoldenEel posted...
TC didnt you just marry the first girl that could stand more than one date with you from okcupid?

Also wasnt your gimmick for a time recommending people date ugly girls


Hey whats up Golden Eel, how's that job and Wendy's coming along?

Didn't you say that you hooked up with someone in real life? I thought you were getting all the girls on the internet, what happened?

Why didnt you respond to my post tho

Ive never worked at Wendys. Ive worked a good career for 7 years and Im starting a new job as an engineer next week that comes with a 40% raise

Ive been dating my best friend for two years and we just bought a house together so I havent been online dating

@TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Don't pay any attention to Golden Eel, we're really friends in real life, he just likes to come on here to kid around.

@TheGoldenEel is this true

No
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Rypt
06/25/19 1:18:20 AM
#107:


TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...

Hey whatsTheGoldenEel posted...
TC didnt you just marry the first girl that could stand more than one date with you from okcupid?

Also wasnt your gimmick for a time recommending people date ugly girls


Hey whats up Golden Eel, how's that job and Wendy's coming along?

Didn't you say that you hooked up with someone in real life? I thought you were getting all the girls on the internet, what happened?

Why didnt you respond to my post tho

Ive never worked at Wendys. Ive worked a good career for 7 years and Im starting a new job as an engineer next week that comes with a 40% raise

Ive been dating my best friend for two years and we just bought a house together so I havent been online dating

@TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Don't pay any attention to Golden Eel, we're really friends in real life, he just likes to come on here to kid around.

@TheGoldenEel is this true

No


What post were you talking about? The okcupid one? Actually, she wasn't the only one who could stand to go on more than one date with me, she bought me lots of stuff without me asking her to, always called to check on me, and even made me breakfast and bed and still does and makes me dinner a lot. Just thought that was cool, also she has big tits.

If you're asking about the ugly girl thing, I never recommended that, I just said don't waste your time with the super hotties because they aren't worth the trouble of trying to have a relationship with. I can explain that more if you want.

Wow, so how did you buy a house on Wendy's salary :p Does the house have flushing toilets and working lightswitches?
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Rypt
06/25/19 1:19:56 AM
#108:


On a more serious note, why do white people feel the need to make their status known so much? Lol I've noticed that about a lot of my white friends on facebook. They all have to make sure they have pictures of their families and their houses and that their jobs are listed on their page so everyone knows exactly what their doing. And they look so serious in their pictures :p

Just thought that was funny.

EDIT

"their" should be "they are" pardon my bad grammar. i'm tired.
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Rypt
06/25/19 1:44:48 AM
#109:


Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.
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Ilishe
06/25/19 1:49:35 AM
#110:


TC you don't know shit
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Rypt
06/25/19 1:50:36 AM
#111:


Ilishe posted...
TC you don't know shit


I know more than you think, kid.
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im not 13
06/25/19 2:48:52 AM
#113:


We and my wife bang at least 4 times a week

git gud, TC
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Ilishe
06/25/19 4:23:04 AM
#114:


Rypt posted...
Ilishe posted...
TC you don't know shit


I know more than you think, kid.


I kid more than you know, think.
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MakoReizei
06/25/19 4:32:07 AM
#115:


it's weird because married couples should be having the most sex

something went seriously wrong
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LiqiudusSnake
06/25/19 4:47:49 AM
#116:


been married 7 years and still have sex 5-6 times a week.
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TheGoldenEel
06/25/19 8:49:53 AM
#117:


Rypt posted...
Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.

My girlfriend is also successful so she contributes equally to the relationship.

We both have our names on the mortgage and we have a joint account we use to pay.

You should look into what happy, healthy relationships are like, it might surprise you
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Kaldrenthebold
06/25/19 10:21:54 AM
#118:


My fiance actually wants it more than I do. She also thought the same naive thing TC thinks: men want sex all the time and women don't. Which is wrong, especially since I exist and don't really want it ALL the time. I've been with her for 6+ years and we get married next April. I just turned 31 and our sex life is about 2 - 5 times a week, rarely, rarely going a full week without it (because she will make it a point to have it).

Stop projecting your relationship onto everyone else's TC. Accept the fact that hey, every person's relationship is different, and if you're really that unhappy then actually try to take steps to fix it. Sit down and have an adult conversation with her. Find out WHY she is being like this. Ask if there is anything you can do to change or help.

Like, stop just rolling over and complaining and thinking this is the way of the land. It's not. It is failing because you are failing. So stop.
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:24:46 AM
#119:


TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.

My girlfriend is also successful so she contributes equally to the relationship.

We both have our names on the mortgage and we have a joint account we use to pay.

You should look into what happy, healthy relationships are like, it might surprise you


You didn't answer my questions Golden Eel
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TheGreatGeno326
06/25/19 11:25:45 AM
#120:


My god TC keeps digging himself a deeper hole lmfao

How embarassing
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:25:47 AM
#121:


Lol at all the people telling me I'm wrong. I'm not the only one that feels this way, I've met lots of guys who are in the same boat.
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CheekSqueak
06/25/19 11:27:09 AM
#122:


TheGreatGeno326 posted...
My god TC keeps digging himself a deeper hole lmfao

How embarassing

i mean he's pretty clearly just fishing at this point. if any of this topic is true he should close his account and focus on fixing his life.
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:28:24 AM
#123:


TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...

Hey whatsTheGoldenEel posted...
TC didnt you just marry the first girl that could stand more than one date with you from okcupid?

Also wasnt your gimmick for a time recommending people date ugly girls


Hey whats up Golden Eel, how's that job and Wendy's coming along?

Didn't you say that you hooked up with someone in real life? I thought you were getting all the girls on the internet, what happened?

Why didnt you respond to my post tho

Ive never worked at Wendys. Ive worked a good career for 7 years and Im starting a new job as an engineer next week that comes with a 40% raise

Ive been dating my best friend for two years and we just bought a house together so I havent been online dating

@TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Don't pay any attention to Golden Eel, we're really friends in real life, he just likes to come on here to kid around.

@TheGoldenEel is this true

No


Yes it is, he is just being modest. I remember when he was a kid, we used to call him "Cheeto" because he was always eating Cheetos. I actually showed him some wrestling moves too when he got older because he needed to fight off some bullies.
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:29:18 AM
#124:


CheekSqueak posted...
TheGreatGeno326 posted...
My god TC keeps digging himself a deeper hole lmfao

How embarassing

i mean he's pretty clearly just fishing at this point. if any of this topic is true he should close his account and focus on fixing his life.


Oh please. If you want me to be honest I will, after a certain age you just stop giving a fuck and taking things so seriously.
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CheekSqueak
06/25/19 11:32:41 AM
#125:


Rypt posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
TheGreatGeno326 posted...
My god TC keeps digging himself a deeper hole lmfao

How embarassing

i mean he's pretty clearly just fishing at this point. if any of this topic is true he should close his account and focus on fixing his life.


Oh please. If you want me to be honest I will, after a certain age you just stop giving a fuck and taking things so seriously.

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Rypt
06/25/19 11:35:55 AM
#126:


I think that's the problem with this generation, everyone takes themselves too seriously. I think it's a sign of maturity to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.
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CheekSqueak
06/25/19 11:36:34 AM
#127:


Rypt posted...
I think that's the problem with this generation, everyone takes themselves too seriously. I think it's a sign of maturity to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.

hahahmywifewon'tfuckmehahah

yeah...fun times
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:39:10 AM
#128:


CheekSqueak posted...
Rypt posted...
I think that's the problem with this generation, everyone takes themselves too seriously. I think it's a sign of maturity to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.

hahahmywifewon'tfuckmehahah

yeah...fun times


Well the topic title was sort of a joke. I didn't mean you NEVER have it, I just meant that you don't do it as much.
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Sackgurl
06/25/19 11:40:11 AM
#129:


it's not that sex ends

marriage ends any power a man might have to manipulate their partner into having sex when the partner doesn't want to

most women want to have sex some amount
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:44:41 AM
#130:


Sackgurl posted...
it's not that sex ends

marriage ends any power a man might have to manipulate their partner into having sex when the partner doesn't want to

most women want to have sex some amount


So is that why women want to get married so bad?
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tripleh213
06/25/19 11:45:13 AM
#131:


I have been married 3 years and only get sex 3-4 times a month...
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:46:19 AM
#132:


tripleh213 posted...
I have been married 3 years and only get sex 3-4 times a month...


See, this guy knows how it is.
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CheekSqueak
06/25/19 11:49:13 AM
#133:


Rypt posted...
tripleh213 posted...
I have been married 3 years and only get sex 3-4 times a month...


See, this guy knows how it is.

So about once a week which follows what some people are saying. you got played.
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Rypt
06/25/19 11:50:35 AM
#134:


I thought people were saying once a week isnt very often, so who's getting played now?
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Ultima Dragon
06/25/19 12:10:42 PM
#135:


Tupacrulez posted...
The vast majority of married men stop putting effort into the relationship rapidly and basically devolve from date nights and caring about the woman to "hey, lets fuck for 10 minutes before I fall asleep".


I was going to make this point but you worded it better than I would have. After a while, it seems common for the guy to stop trying to be romantic and trying to "woo" her. He stops doing the little things to make her feel loved/special and even desirable.

It's very rare that you'll find a woman with a sex drive that can match the average man's, but it seems like earlier in the relationship they try a lot harder as well. They'll almost never turn down sex, BJs are plentiful, they'll ride the shit out of you often, etc. It's almost a direct parallel to diminishing romantic gestures, it seems over time they become less active in the bedroom or less receptive to sex. They might also "let themselves go" physically (which men are also prone to doing, let's be honest) but with women it can make them feel less sexy and less down for sexual activity whereas guys don't really give a shit if they have a gut or whatever.

I mean, I've been seeing the same girl for nearly four years and we usually end up doing it twice a day on average when we do see each other. We don't live together though, and I don't know if I would ever want to get married because then it's too easy for both people to become complacent like "I own you now, so I no longer need to continue doing the things that won you over in the first place." It seems like a good percentage of marriages are like this, maybe even half. I guess that's just a testament to marriages needing work though, particularly when the honeymoon period has concluded.
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TheGreatGeno326
06/25/19 12:52:30 PM
#136:


Rypt posted...
tripleh213 posted...
I have been married 3 years and only get sex 3-4 times a month...


See, this guy knows how it is.

Yep only took about 130 posts to find someone who agrees with you while you ignore the dozen or so people who disagree with you
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PumpkinEscobar
06/25/19 12:54:10 PM
#137:


If the wife and I weren't having sex she would have divorced me a long long time ago.

I get that there might be breaks, newborns and stuff or whatever else may go on but anyone just doing it a couple times a month or less need to start talking about that. It's not healthy.
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Kaldrenthebold
06/25/19 2:09:29 PM
#138:


Rypt posted...
Lol at all the people telling me I'm wrong. I'm not the only one that feels this way, I've met lots of guys who are in the same boat.


This is called an "argument to the people" where you believe you know so many people (you don't) to assume that everyone else feels the same way. Your extremely limited worldview is wrong and you should really just stop.
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TheGoldenEel
06/25/19 2:15:49 PM
#139:


Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.

My girlfriend is also successful so she contributes equally to the relationship.

We both have our names on the mortgage and we have a joint account we use to pay.

You should look into what happy, healthy relationships are like, it might surprise you


You didn't answer my questions Golden Eel


You didnt ask any questions
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FL81
06/25/19 2:33:32 PM
#140:


Rypt posted...
When you get married, sex ends.

it's okay, it's not like she's missing out on any of it
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Rypt
06/26/19 6:27:40 AM
#141:


TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.

My girlfriend is also successful so she contributes equally to the relationship.

We both have our names on the mortgage and we have a joint account we use to pay.

You should look into what happy, healthy relationships are like, it might surprise you


You didn't answer my questions Golden Eel


You didnt ask any questions


I inquired about the actions of white people and made a couple of inquiries such about your house such as the flushability of your toilets and the workability of your light switches. I received no answers.
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TheGoldenEel
06/26/19 9:41:52 AM
#142:


Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.

My girlfriend is also successful so she contributes equally to the relationship.

We both have our names on the mortgage and we have a joint account we use to pay.

You should look into what happy, healthy relationships are like, it might surprise you


You didn't answer my questions Golden Eel


You didnt ask any questions


I inquired about the actions of white people and made a couple of inquiries such about your house such as the flushability of your toilets and the workability of your light switches. I received no answers.

Well since you asked, and now because white people feel the need to make their status known, its a very nice house. 3 bedrooms, 1900 sq ft, ~$350,000, a walk up attic that could be made into a third story with a little effort. Both toilets and all light switches work

Not sure what this has to do with the topic at hand though which has turned out to be your unhappy marriage
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defauIt
06/26/19 9:42:34 AM
#143:


PoopPotato posted...
Been married for 9 years, we still bang 3 times a week


Gross whats wrong with you two lol
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defauIt
06/26/19 9:44:52 AM
#144:


Lairen posted...
1-2 times a week is fine with me.


Yeah and 11 minutes tops
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Zodd3224
06/26/19 9:58:46 AM
#145:


Kids are what kills your sex life. Can only do it before they wake up or when they go to bed. And usually at least one of us is too tired at those times.
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Rypt
06/26/19 12:11:37 PM
#146:


TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.

My girlfriend is also successful so she contributes equally to the relationship.

We both have our names on the mortgage and we have a joint account we use to pay.

You should look into what happy, healthy relationships are like, it might surprise you


You didn't answer my questions Golden Eel


You didnt ask any questions


I inquired about the actions of white people and made a couple of inquiries such about your house such as the flushability of your toilets and the workability of your light switches. I received no answers.

Well since you asked, and now because white people feel the need to make their status known, its a very nice house. 3 bedrooms, 1900 sq ft, ~$350,000, a walk up attic that could be made into a third story with a little effort. Both toilets and all light switches work

Not sure what this has to do with the topic at hand though which has turned out to be your unhappy marriage


You didn't answer my question about why white people are so serious and have to talk about money and status all the time though. Also, for a guy that has everything, you seem a little unhappy.
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CheekSqueak
06/26/19 12:29:36 PM
#147:


Rypt posted...
white people are so serious and have to talk about money and status all the time though

Them blanket statements though.
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defauIt
06/26/19 1:09:44 PM
#148:


Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Rypt posted...
Also, Golden Eel, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but if what you said about the house and Engineering job is true, then if it were me, I would talk to someone about getting a pre-nump. I know a guy that was in your situation, and now his wife has his house, half of his money and a good child support check from him every month.

My girlfriend is also successful so she contributes equally to the relationship.

We both have our names on the mortgage and we have a joint account we use to pay.

You should look into what happy, healthy relationships are like, it might surprise you


You didn't answer my questions Golden Eel


You didnt ask any questions


I inquired about the actions of white people and made a couple of inquiries such about your house such as the flushability of your toilets and the workability of your light switches. I received no answers.

Well since you asked, and now because white people feel the need to make their status known, its a very nice house. 3 bedrooms, 1900 sq ft, ~$350,000, a walk up attic that could be made into a third story with a little effort. Both toilets and all light switches work

Not sure what this has to do with the topic at hand though which has turned out to be your unhappy marriage


You didn't answer my question about why white people are so serious and have to talk about money and status all the time though. Also, for a guy that has everything, you seem a little unhappy.


Easterners and slavs/meds care more about flossing their wealth
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Rypt
06/26/19 1:14:21 PM
#149:


Hahaha, I used to have that user name! I guess it finally purged
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cavalierking
06/26/19 2:23:48 PM
#150:


Conflict posted...
This is the same dude who had a meltdown over "the gay agenda". Do you guys honestly think he's seen any pussy besides the one he came out of


where the fuck do you get off trying to make "sick burns" like these despite being a virgin yourself

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Vindris_SNH
06/26/19 2:28:28 PM
#151:


Going on 5 years of marriage, still having regular sex.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/26/19 2:31:27 PM
#152:


Not for the woman, Chad and Tyrone are filling all her holes.
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