Board 8 > Quinton ranks user-nominated Final Fantasy stuff

(+) Yeah! (+)

how many engine blades are there

i am getting invested in this sub-story
---

unfortunately that was the last one

well fortunately for barret I suppose

he's already lost both his arms and his... well

---

Cloud it's like I always say

if you lose your well mebbe you jus' need to dig a new one
---

either that or just turn it into a gun
---

Phew, beat FFXIV 2.0's original storyline tonight! I'm gonna blitz through the rest of these tomorrow. Sorry if the writing quality's begun to dip a bit -- can scarcely be helped with so many swords!

---

I mean when I nominated swords I didn't expect you to rank them all
---

SaveEstelle posted...

107. Silver Sword

Truly a sign of someone who has never played FF1

What a beastly sword
---

Lopen posted...

Truly a sign of someone who has never played FF1

What a beastly sword

And yet I have...!

---

Well then obviously you never experienced the glory of grinding out the money and buying one at Elfland
---

there ain't no gettin' offa this sword we on
---

98. I Surrender
this is painful to continue
I don't know if I can
I want you all to know that I love you
except for those whom I do not
but how can I go on
when so much of what is left
is just
unremarkable
swords.

---

this is why you only do top tens at most
---

I'm gonna take credit for finishing him off by unironically arguing the merits of Silver Sword.
---

LeonhartFour posted...

this is why you only do top tens at most

but this is literally what I thought you wanted

---

I asked for swords thinking you wouldn't be insane enough to try to rank literally every sword

it's been too long since we lived together
---

truly, you have forgotten how crazy I am

perhaps I must needs orchestrate a failure of sorts here in north carolina, that I might remind you

---

well your window of eligibility to become a roommate again may soon become limited if you catch my drift
---

I'll live on the roof

---

well I suppose that means my current living space would become vacant
---

too late, I've purchased the roof and I'm moving my TV up there even as we speak

---

well you did technically help to install it so I suppose you have that right
---

Just switching to top 10s for all the categories now would work!
---

Maybe Top 10 and Bottom 5? I think I'd enjoy that, hah.

---

Bottom 5s are always welcome.
---

SaveEstelle posted...

Maybe Top 10 and Bottom 5? I think I'd enjoy that, hah.

yeah I like this

no middle ground all hate or love
---

SaveEstelle posted...

Maybe Top 10 and Bottom 5? I think I'd enjoy that, hah.

This sounds excellent.
---

i steadfastly refuse to accept any top or bottom lists for "every character"

the most capitulation i will accept is that, if you demand it, i will compile the list for you to work off of, to save you having to do so yourself
---

I mean he'd still have to do the writeups which is the hardest part
---

yes but "every" is a lot more than "top 10"
---

yes I agree just skip Steiner's nom entirely
---

I mean he is technically ranking every character and giving you the top ten and bottom five of the entire franchise
---

Mac Arrowny posted...

yes I agree just skip Steiner's nom entirely

someone really wants to see those bottom 5 moogles huh
---

I know I do.
---

Steiner is as crazy as I am, see

---

give me the list and I'll rank them all

including the ones whose games I haven't played
---

Leon is at least one quarter as crazy as Steiner, see

---

I mean I ranked every character from FFVII through FFXII (plus Tactics) once upon a time

this was actually a "FFXIII is coming out soon HYPE" list so that tells you how long ago it was
---

FFXVI is getting announced within a year or so, probably, I think, HYPE list

---

I will call it "This is when FFXV should have been finishing" character ranking memorial list
---

Brilliant

---

LeonhartFour posted...

I mean I ranked every character from FFVII through FFXII (plus Tactics) once upon a time

And I did the supplemental I-VI list!

WIth our powers combined we've totally done this before nothing more to see here.
---

List making is a complicated profession

---

Lopen posted...

And I did the supplemental I-VI list!

who could ever forget the classic writeup for Terra

"What is love? I am boring."
---

also if you do send me a list of characters please organize them all by game

because the way I usually do it is that I rank them by game first and then compile the full list from there
---

Ha, @NFUN is up next. Battle themes and overworld themes. The best and the worst. Don't miss it.

There will be prizes.

---

Ahem, I still need top ten swords
---

Oh yeah, they're coming

---

Just as a note I do love the swords list and it is amazing. But I totally understand running out of steam.

What's your source for the list btw? A few of those are Vagrant Story swords...or maybe they're in FFXIV too or something?
---

Vagrant Story is considered to be part of Ivalice now for some reason so I guess it's close enough
---

quinton taking a bold stance on smfffc eligibility
---