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pjbasis 10/30/19 1:03:53 AM #51: |
Almost makes me want to main galuf in smfffc
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LeonhartFour 10/30/19 3:03:42 AM #52: |
well his name is probably literally Exodus but if you insist on sticking with a mistake you made at least go with the cooler mistake
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SaveEstelle 10/30/19 12:11:53 PM #53: |
Okay, I think Ive figured out a system for ranking swords without going insane. Stay tuned.
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SaveEstelle 10/30/19 1:28:22 PM #54: |
Nominations from the other topic before it purges:
1. Swords (including swords that masquerade as guns) -Leon 2. Battle/Overworld Themes >:( -NFUN 3. times minfilia asks you to return to the waking sands -TMS 4. Summons -Red 5. Protagonist visual design only -Anagram 6. Playable moogles in Final Fantasy 6. -Ark 7. SMFFFC hosts -BK 8. Songs that play during rain or snow -Leon 9. -aga spells. -GildedFool 10. Rank all the last names of the party members of the PS1 trilogy. You can do the snes games too if you want. -pj 11. Cities -LOLIAmAnAlt 12. cids -xp 13. Ifrits -WazzupGenius 14. FFV jobs -LordoftheMorons 15. Every character -Steiner, who clearly hates me 16. Blitzball players -NFUN 17. Moogles -neonreaper --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaveEstelle 10/30/19 1:54:28 PM #55: |
Disclaimer: I'm not going to let myself stress too much about making sure the numbering for this one is 100% accurate so if I end up off-kilter I'll course-correct before the end!
183. Iron Sword a sword made of iron how blasted exciting I can think of few swords made of iron throughout human history I love iron swords so much that I rank them dead last because this is ridiculously unremarkable I can't even make fun of it I hate this. 182. Bronze Sword everything you love about iron swords except plot twist made of bronze the bronze age is historically savvy bronze swords in final fantasy are not. 181. Mythril Sword don't look now back to back to back first they came for our iron fam said "who cares" then they came for our bronze fam said "not us" then they came for our mythril tolkien said "wtf is mythril" square said "shrug" Quinton too said shrug. 180. Desch's Sword lmao who even is Desch ngl I know who Desch is but only barely he exists in Final Fantasy III need I say more. 179. Short Sword shorty in the club with steel shorty looked at me and said "kneel" I said no. 178. Highway Star this sword was supposed to be Gabranth's but isn't it doesn't exist it is cut content get it "cut." 177. Wizard Sword if you say this out loud in a public space perhaps even a comic shop people will snort and snivel and disown you. 176. Wing Sword stop adding random words to swords. 175. Gold Sword this is a bad idea don't make a sword with gold don't do it because it will only backfire you will be standing on the field of battle proud flags waving behind you banner boys screaming in horror when your sword falls apart and you die. 174. Sorcery Sword now you're just ****ing with me. 173. Sleep Sword just thinking about a sleep sword a sword literally named sleep is putting me to sleep. 172. Folding Epee lmao. 171. Sword of Paine frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are my life among the dumb. 170. Eternity Blades here's a free tip if you're in the market for naming swords and you think adding the word "eternity" is going to get you a promotion at work you probably work for square enix. 169. (nice) Saber at least I solemnly believe in my heart of hearts that maybe just maybe this thing will successfully cut things. 168. Rapier now we're fancy twirl and twirl and twirl my life for escape from this ranking. 167. Royal Sword honestly who cares your sword is royal so maybe adhere to it or whatever it says a lot about american society that we still revere royalty by kissing steel. 166. Shear Trigger oh look our first gunblade unfortunately for life the universe and everything this has such a stupid name that I literally cannot. 165. Dark Sword by virtue of blandness I solemnly decree dark sword if you'll face the court please thank you dark sword behold you make the next one on the list sound cool by comparison. --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/30/19 2:00:08 PM #56: |
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trdl23 10/30/19 2:02:31 PM #57: |
This is beauty
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JonThePenguin 10/30/19 2:15:19 PM #58: |
This is everything I hoped it would be.
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NFUN 10/30/19 2:16:59 PM #59: |
I love you
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TheArkOfTurus 10/30/19 5:01:48 PM #60: |
I love this topic.
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SaveEstelle 10/30/19 5:32:42 PM #61: |
164. Platoon Sword
I'm furious nintendo didn't call the sequel to splatoon "spla2n" that's all I can say about this sword also it is stupid. 163. War Sword first they used them for prayer then they used them to knit a trio of shamans even invented fishing with them inevitably one neanderthal used them for sexual gratification but stark was the day that Man first harnessed the sword for War I guess. 162. Holy Win so you claim but take a look at a picture of this sword and you as well shall lose. 161. Lustrous Sword if I wanted a sword that made me think about sex I wouldn't wield this because I know what lustrous means but you're thinking about sex now anyway. 160. Indrajit no I'm not shut up. 159. Mythril Blade you think you're cool just because you changed "sword" to "blade" well you're not. 158. Bee Spatha since when did final fantasy cite wookieepedia for sword names. 157. Blank Blade your mama's so dull she couldn't even name her sword. 156. Cutlass I will not cut lasses I will not wear glasses I will not eat green eggs and ham. 155. Salamand Sword finish the word idiot. 154. Flame Sword sheep get your flame shields ready I have a third-degree burn in flame sword. 153. Flame Fossil by virtue of being even stupider you narrowly surpass flame sword to be the second best at flaming what the hell is this name. 152. Survivor's Edge ow the edge. 151. Dorgann's Blade that is not how you spell "dragon." 150. Curtana murster cherf. --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NFUN 10/30/19 5:34:19 PM #62: |
SaveEstelle posted...
150. Curtana holy fuck --- Video Game Music Contest 14 winner: Terraria Calamity - Scourge of the Universe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 10/30/19 5:36:48 PM #63: |
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 5:24:26 PM #64: |
You best not believe we done son
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Steiner 10/31/19 5:31:21 PM #65: |
You know the purge is like a week now
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 5:32:17 PM #66: |
Steiner posted...
You know the purge is like a week now I didnt actually --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 10/31/19 5:37:41 PM #67: |
He hasn't been here since the purge rate changed
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pjbasis 10/31/19 6:10:01 PM #68: |
SaveEstelle posted...
180. Desch's Sword such disrespect --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steiner 10/31/19 6:13:38 PM #69: |
Well now you know this topic is probably lasting long enough that you get to mine
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LeonhartFour 10/31/19 6:24:32 PM #70: |
Steiner posted...
Well now you know this topic is probably lasting long enough that you get to mine it's not the topic sticking around long enough to finish that we're worried about...! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 6:26:41 PM #71: |
what are we worried about exactly
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Steiner 10/31/19 6:47:46 PM #72: |
the world ending
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xp1337 10/31/19 6:49:18 PM #73: |
still eagerly awaiting the results of user saveestelle ranking user-submitted vgm
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 7:00:36 PM #74: |
149. Dark Claymore
dark claymore a claymore that is dark as clever as a dog in harvard bark bark bark. 148. Crimson Sword hey please read my fanfic "crimson sword" it's about a girl who gets superpowers even though she's a klutz and she gets a sword the color crimson and it makes the boys fall in love on a full moon but one day she accidentally dies. 147. Platinum Sword no SHINE it doesn't count as a platinum. 146. Enhancer heh heh heh. 145. Soldier's Sabre please do not buy this it already belongs to a soldier. 144. Hunting Sword we're at a point in our rankings dear sweet friends where the most interesting thing one can conceivably say about some of these swords is Emilia Clarke is beautiful. 143. Warrior's Sword soldier stop what are you doing put away your coinpurse you fool. 140. Double-Edge you can attack your foe with this if you are willing also to attack yourself. 139. Onion Sword look vegeta it's an onion sword. 138. Butterfly Sword "bye bye butterfree" like this if u cry every tiem. 137. Butterfly Edge wait what. 136. Murgleis shorty back she making up words shorty think that "words" rhymes with "swords" users wonder where this write-up goes quinton doesn't know battletoads. 135. Lifesaber lifesaber hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 134. Cutting Trigger one would hope. 133. Aqua Saber I've been through the desert on a horse with no name stuck a sword in my mouth felt like rain. 132. Ancient Sword I am an anthropologist I require further context how old is this sword "ancient" is used far too frequently to the point that it dwindles in meaning stab me with it that I might carbon date it from within. 131. Brave Blade I hypothesize that many Japanese cannot pronounce this ruthless. 130. Chaos's Revenge kid delete your fanfiction.net account thank me later. --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steiner 10/31/19 7:03:14 PM #75: |
Brave blade was robbed
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 7:04:01 PM #76: |
Steiner posted...
Brave blade was robbed Blave brade was lobbed --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maniac64 10/31/19 7:27:13 PM #77: |
This list is amazing
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LeonhartFour 10/31/19 10:42:19 PM #78: |
my fanfiction.net account is still active after all these years
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LeonhartFour 10/31/19 10:46:32 PM #79: |
also I wanted to write an FFIX fanfiction about Necron's Revenge but that never materialized
I did a decent bit of pre-planning for it (rough outline of the plot, roles of the returning characters, new characters to be introduced) but I just never started writing it and there's an FFVIII fanfic that I started but never ended up finishing, although I still know to this day how I wanted to end it I just lost the time to dedicate to writing fanfiction once I left for college --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 10:58:20 PM #80: |
SCENE: A corporate office. Several "users" of internet website "GameFAQs Contests Board" are typing away at word processors -- slaving away their lives for the bottom line. There is a gust of wind and a foul stench fills the room. Before anyone can dare inquire, Necron from Final Fantasy IX appears.
The users stare in shock. All are silent save for one. LeonhartFour: "At least it isn't Vayne...!" Uncomfortable laughter. At least one user, pjbasis, is still typing away. He's always been a bit... distracted. vcharon: "Figures you'd show up. Seymour was going far for once. But I guess not anymore." Necron exhales and the office is suddenly several degrees hotter. Several degrees hotter... celsius. Necron: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the denizens of internet website GameFAQs Contests Board. Look at you all. You're practically middle-aged. Yet I remain. Eternal... well, go on. Type-type-type. Where are your cruel words now? Your hateful rhetoric? Your insistence that I was an abrupt and unwarranted final boss? That I harmed the narrative of the video game in which I appeared? Go on, LeonhartFour. Write about my revenge. I'll be sure to give you plenty of... inspiration." The users collectively shiver. Even pjbasis is aware now. He murmurs under his breath that this is not his fault but acknowledges that it could have been. Necron laughs and raises his powerful arms in vengeance. A fell chill blankets the air and the power of a Final Fantasy final boss is about to slaughter the users where they sit. Eddv enters. He's licking donut powder from his fingertips. At the sight of Necron, he rubs his eyes and shrugs. Eddv: "Actually, I've always liked the guy. He's probably in my top three FF characters. Not that there's much competition anyway. It's Hope, Snow, Necron... whatever." Dead silence. It feels like forever has passed before Necron bows graciously, sheathing his unholy powers. The users have been spared. Just before he leaves, the dark one says, Necron: "Finally some ****ing respect." --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/31/19 11:00:17 PM #81: |
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xp1337 10/31/19 11:06:11 PM #82: |
SaveEstelle posted...
SCENE: A corporate office. Several "users" of internet website "GameFAQs Contests Board" are typing away at word processors -- slaving away their lives for the bottom line. There is a gust of wind and a foul stench fills the room. Before anyone can dare inquire, Necron from Final Fantasy IX appears. 4/10 too many unresolved plotlines and inconsistencies what was pj doing that made him think it could be his fault? you can't tease a backstory like that and then do nothing with it how did necron and eddv not cross paths in the hallway necron appears and there's a fell chill, but then he exhales and all of a sudden now it's hotter? jeez just pick one where's the continuity? --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 11:07:24 PM #83: |
xp1337 posted...
4/10 xp1337, For over 32 years we've valued the feedback of viewers like you. THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE. DO NOT REPLY. -Quintonvision Media --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 11:36:53 PM #84: |
129. Broadsword
one day I chased a kid over a mile because he tried to steal my charizard card I refused to yield I wanted that card something fierce when I finally caught up to him I told him a great many things among those things was not "broadsword" because it's a bland word and I was focused on giving that jackal nothing but spice. 128.Laevateinn I'm going off the rails on a laevateinn. 127. Macuahuitl my ex-girlfriend whose name is kiria to this day will attempt to quechua rush me in civilization 4. 126. Onion Blade hahaha I admire your spunk you really shake things up changing "sword" to "blade." 125. Coral Sword damn it coral do you get it it's a walking dead reference wait are those even relevant anymore. 124. Purple Lightning ser gawain the green knight searched bravely through the... night until he came about the famed edge purple lightning and then he laughed so hard he peed. 123. Scimitar scimitar you go no further because I still fail to pronounce you regularly. 122. Rune Tooth if you neglect yourself overmuch your teeth become runes brush your teeth mongrels. 121. Iconic Sword I bet you bought this trash on etsy. 120. Fragarach say that to my face. 119. Wightslayer sir I respect the civil rights movement but there are laws. 118. Howling Soul edward I know what you are you're a cosplayer. 117. Engine Blade cloud there ain't no gettin' off this train believe me I tried that's how I lost this arm. 116. Rune Rapiers if you neglect yourself overmuch your swords become runes no seriously brush your teeth that's disgusting who raised you. 115. Rhomphaia I think I used a master ball for this. 114. Platinum Rapiers show up at the club sunday night club's closing at 11 because literally sunday all the women wearing pants because please be respectful on sundays all the men pimping platinum rapiers wait nevermind this is an anime convention or some ****. 113. Colichemerde no and do not ask me again you sick freak. 112. Crimson Blitz if you happen to be in queens and you're on a subway train to brooklyn do not accept these pills. 111. Sonic Steel you're too slow you're too slow come on step it up. 110. Estoc this one's a real word in another language an important language but a language that is not my own and for that it must die. 109. Soul Sabre I bet you spell theater "theatre." 108. Engine Blade II cloud there still ain't no gettin' off this train I foolishly tried again I have no arms now cloud. --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/31/19 11:46:54 PM #85: |
There is a character in Cold Steel nicknamed Purple Lightning
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SaveEstelle 10/31/19 11:47:50 PM #86: |
Leonhart4 posted...
There is a character in Cold Steel nicknamed Purple Lightning I would have been miffed if there weren't --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steiner 11/01/19 4:45:42 AM #87: |
SaveEstelle posted...
Eddv: "Actually, I've always liked the guy. He's probably in my top three FF characters. Not that there's much competition anyway. It's Hope, Snow, Necron... whatever." a+ --- Advokaiser makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 11/01/19 4:51:49 AM #88: |
SaveEstelle posted...
15. Every character This is amazing. Old Lady Who Yelled 'Stay Away from the Summoner' for #1 or we riot. --- Into the woods, but mind the past... Into the woods, but mind the future! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NFUN 11/01/19 11:12:23 AM #89: |
Raka_Putra posted...
SaveEstelle posted...15. Every character you mean Blitzball Kid --- Video Game Music Contest 14 winner: Terraria Calamity - Scourge of the Universe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 11/01/19 11:13:46 AM #90: |
considering this is user SaveEstelle we're talking about it would more likely be the guy who are sick
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MZero11 11/01/19 12:12:10 PM #91: |
SaveEstelle posted...
There are two Bartz Klausers -- the Bartzes Klauser, if you will. There is the Bartz Klauser who appears in sprite form in the actual video game called Final Fantasy V, and there is the Yoshitaka Amano Bartz Klauser who looks like someone ordered a Skinny Chai Unsweet Firion Latte You forgot World of Final Fantasy Bartz, easily the best Bartz --- MZero, to the extreme Listen to Advokaiser's bracket, this may be our last chance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pjbasis 11/01/19 12:21:01 PM #92: |
SaveEstelle posted...
121. Iconic Sword I can't believe it got this low. It's iconic! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hbthebattle 11/01/19 12:57:54 PM #93: |
Chairs (FF7)
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Raka_Putra 11/01/19 9:07:15 PM #94: |
NFUN posted...
Raka_Putra posted...SaveEstelle posted...15. Every character Well, only if it's a tie. --- Into the woods, but mind the past... Into the woods, but mind the future! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 11/01/19 9:09:55 PM #95: |
I need more swords
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SaveEstelle 11/01/19 9:29:04 PM #96: |
I need to pen more swords
Ive been kind of sick today so Ive slept a lot! --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 11/01/19 9:31:10 PM #97: |
user SaveEstelle has a fever and the only cure is more swords
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SaveEstelle 11/01/19 9:32:49 PM #98: |
9swordz
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LeonhartFour 11/01/19 9:44:46 PM #99: |
9 swords equals 9 times the power
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SaveEstelle 11/02/19 12:56:15 AM #100: |
107. Silver Sword
count von count will not count to 107 because he is a vampire. 106. Sword of the Father swords that kill. 105. Werebuster I'd like this sword a lot more with an all-female 2010s remake. 104. Gluttony Sword stop fat shaming. 103. Grasitha this powerful weapon seethes with the entropic souls of stupid. 102. Vanguard imagine owning a sword going into battle life or death anything can happen if you don't succeed you never breathe again and using your sword as an adept or engineer instead. 101. Fusion Sword season four of the award-winning digimon franchise sucked. 100. Rakshasa Blade this just makes me want ethiopian cuisine delivered at midnight. 99. Engine Blade III cloud there ain't no off I'm positive now I lost more than just my dignity that time. --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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