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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 5:00:22 AM
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You're at home playing your favorite video game when suddenly Batgirl swoops in through your open window in manner that would be impressive I'd not for the fact she looks like she has been through a shredder and crumbled to the floor afterwards

Her outfit is torn and her cowl in In pieces, stuck in her hair , leaving her face exposed and she is bleeding with obvious bruises, confusions and a probable concussion.

She tries to stand up, fails, then wheezes "We....We have to stop...No cops.. no hospital.. corrupt... they got Dick... no time . its cobbl- *cough splutter* Cobblep-"

Then she passes out, getting blood and various fluids in your floor and shoes.

How do you react?
What do you do?
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A_A_Battery
11/01/19 5:01:37 AM
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I call an amby n get her outta me house.
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Funkydog
11/01/19 5:06:42 AM
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Given I'm part of this corrupt hospital I turn her in.
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EzeDoesIt
11/01/19 5:07:08 AM
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I guess see if I can access her communication device and try to contact The Joker to see what I should do.
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jumi
11/01/19 5:26:44 AM
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Call Wesley. He'll know what to do.

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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 5:55:29 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
I guess see if I can access her communication device and try to contact The Joker to see what I should do.

but why?
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Chicken
11/01/19 5:58:36 AM
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Tell her shes wrong.

Ive got Dick
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008Zulu
11/01/19 6:45:41 AM
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Shine a flashlight at the clouds, and hope Batman sees it before Joker.
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EzeDoesIt
11/01/19 6:45:59 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
EzeDoesIt posted...
I guess see if I can access her communication device and try to contact The Joker to see what I should do.

but why?

I was gonna say Batman but then I realized Joker has a more moral code.

Chicken posted...
Tell her shes wrong.

Ive got Dick

lol
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pogo_rabid
11/01/19 6:55:08 AM
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Post pics on social media for the clout.
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pegusus123456
11/01/19 6:57:49 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
I guess see if I can access her communication device and try to contact The Joker to see what I should do.

That's a stupid idea. She outright told you the Penguin is looking for her and he's a legitimate businessman. The Joker might kill you just to be funny, you could collect a good paycheck from Cobblepot.
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EzeDoesIt
11/01/19 7:00:41 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
EzeDoesIt posted...
I guess see if I can access her communication device and try to contact The Joker to see what I should do.

That's a stupid idea. She outright told you the Penguin is looking for her and he's a legitimate businessman. The Joker might kill you just to be funny, you could collect a good paycheck from Cobblepot.

Im more scared of Danny Devito than The Joker ^.^
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pegusus123456
11/01/19 7:07:45 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
EzeDoesIt posted...
I guess see if I can access her communication device and try to contact The Joker to see what I should do.

That's a stupid idea. She outright told you the Penguin is looking for her and he's a legitimate businessman. The Joker might kill you just to be funny, you could collect a good paycheck from Cobblepot.

Im more scared of Danny Devito than The Joker ^.^

I pity you.
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 7:09:04 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
I was gonna say Batman but then I realized Joker has a more moral cod

wat

pogo_rabid posted...
Post pics on social media for the clout.

Shes maskless so RIP Gordans
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Bat_Doge
11/01/19 7:22:38 AM
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As Batdoge do a rescue
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Marmitecashews
11/01/19 7:29:34 AM
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I would probably get murdered shortly after she finished talking.
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skermac
11/01/19 7:30:15 AM
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I doctor her back to health
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Oldin
11/01/19 8:02:15 AM
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Chicken posted...
Tell her shes wrong.

Ive got Dick
She wants da D

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pogo_rabid
11/01/19 8:06:59 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Shes maskless so RIP Gordans

Them likes are too powerful mang.
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 8:26:37 AM
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skermac posted...
I doctor her back to health

Nurse *

Doctor isn't a verb
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EzeDoesIt
11/01/19 8:30:08 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
skermac posted...
I doctor her back to health

Nurse *

Doctor isn't a verb

Yes it is lmao
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pogo_rabid
11/01/19 8:35:44 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
skermac posted...
I doctor her back to health

Nurse *

Doctor isn't a verb

Yes it is lmao

I don't like canned sauce unless I doctor it up.
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 8:36:31 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
skermac posted...
I doctor her back to health

Nurse *

Doctor isn't a verb

Yes it is lmao

lol ok it is but not in the context of healthcare

in the context of altering.

Unless you were claiming skernac was altering her tax receipts back to health
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pegusus123456
11/01/19 8:38:36 AM
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doctor verb
doctored; doctoring\ dk- t(- )ri How to pronounce doctoring (audio) \

Definition of doctor (Entry 2 of 2)

transitive verb
1a : to give medical treatment to doctored her ailing husband


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/doctor
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/01/19 8:39:12 AM
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https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/doctor

doctor verb
doctored; doctoring\ dk- t(- )ri
\

Definition of doctor (Entry 2 of 2)

transitive verb
1a : to give medical treatment to doctored her ailing husband

oooh what's that coming through? it's Batman! With a dictionary!

tc fuck off with your garbo trolling
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pegusus123456
11/01/19 8:39:20 AM
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aNd hE WaS NeVeR SeEn aGaIn
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YookaLaylee
11/01/19 8:40:08 AM
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I put a couple of bandaids on her, bring her down to Wayne Manor and tell Alfred what she told me

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Turtlebread
11/01/19 8:41:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 8:45:07 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
doctor verb
doctored; doctoring\ dk- t(- )ri How to pronounce doctoring (audio) \

Definition of doctor (Entry 2 of 2)

transitive verb
1a : to give medical treatment to doctored her ailing husband


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/doctor

Fair enough. I was wrong

I've never heard anyone use it to mean that before
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JE19426
11/01/19 8:53:17 AM
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I'd phone emergency services and request the police and an ambulance. I'd tell them that a woman dressed like Batgirl just smashed through my window and collapsed on the floor. Afterwhich I'd try to give first aid.
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 9:36:57 AM
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JE19426 posted...
I'd phone emergency services and request the police and an ambulance. I'd tell them that a woman dressed like Batgirl just smashed through my window and collapsed on the floor. Afterwhich I'd try to give first aid.

she didn't smash through, it was open

you little liar
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Jagr_68
11/01/19 9:41:22 AM
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Marmitecashews posted...
I would probably get murdered shortly after she finished talking.


I love this trope.
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JE19426
11/01/19 10:20:48 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
she didn't smash through, it was open

you little liar


The part of my window that opens up doesn't open anywhere near far enough to fit a human in. It only opens a very, very small amount. Basically just enough to let air in, so she'd have to smash through the closed part of the window.
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EzeDoesIt
11/01/19 10:23:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
doctor verb
doctored; doctoring\ dk- t(- )ri How to pronounce doctoring (audio) \

Definition of doctor (Entry 2 of 2)

transitive verb
1a : to give medical treatment to doctored her ailing husband


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/doctor

Fair enough. I was wrong

I've never heard anyone use it to mean that before

Wouldve been funnier if you doubled down here tbh
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Shotgunnova
11/01/19 10:25:43 AM
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Lassie, what are you trying to tell me? It's cobbler? Cobbler?
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 10:27:01 AM
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JE19426 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
she didn't smash through, it was open

you little liar


The part of my window that opens up doesn't open anywhere near far enough to fit a human in. It only opens a very, very small amount. Basically just enough to let air in, so she'd have to smash through the closed part of the window.

Batgirl is a slim acrobat
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Ivynn
11/01/19 10:27:53 AM
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Call my big black British friend Wesley.

He'll know what to do.

He always knows what to do.
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DevsBro
11/01/19 10:32:57 AM
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*dials 911*
"Chick lost Dick; needs a doc real quick!"
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JE19426
11/01/19 11:00:48 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Batgirl is a slim acrobat


She'd have to be far more than a slim acrobat to fit in my open window. She'd have to be able to shrink, or something to do so.
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 11:13:57 AM
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DevsBro posted...
*dials 911*
"Chick lost Dick; needs a doc real quick!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m80WT5thhZg" data-time="

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Stagmar
11/01/19 12:04:04 PM
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First I'd call my chief of security up to my office and demand to know how she got past my guards. Then I'd have my staff take her down to the foyer and call for an ambulance while the maids clean up the mess.
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Mistere Man
11/01/19 12:34:08 PM
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Yell out the window hey Superman! I need your help quickly!

Then when he shows up tell him what Batgirl said and let them handle it.
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/19 12:54:55 PM
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Stagmar posted...
First I'd call my chief of security up to my office and demand to know how she got past my guards.


She's literally Batgirl
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darkphoenix181
11/01/19 1:50:33 PM
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Call catwoman, black canary or spiderman.

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YookaLaylee
11/01/19 2:44:45 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Call catwoman, black canary or spiderman.
How do you make a call to another universe?

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DevsBro
11/01/19 2:55:37 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Call catwoman, black canary or spiderman.
How do you make a call to another universe?

Seems like the other universes are coming to us tbh.
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Stagmar
11/01/19 5:04:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Stagmar posted...
First I'd call my chief of security up to my office and demand to know how she got past my guards.


She's literally Batgirl

And? I don't pay them to let people sneak in.
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MC_BatCommander
11/01/19 5:30:58 PM
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I'd tell her to get off my house
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UnfairRepresent
11/02/19 9:45:22 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
I'd tell her to get off my house

Shes unconscious
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MrResetti
11/02/19 9:46:47 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
confusions

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