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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 6:53:48 PM
#51:


Lonnnng day but it's now time for a Bacardi party. Gettin good and loaded.
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DrizztLink
11/13/19 7:12:44 PM
#52:


I gotta go pretend to be an alcoholic for class.

I have been training my entire life for this.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 7:16:00 PM
#53:


DrizztLink posted...
I gotta go pretend to be an alcoholic for class.

I have been training my entire life for this.


What class would this be?
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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 7:17:49 PM
#54:


Interesting

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MedeaLysistrata
11/13/19 7:25:29 PM
#55:


I've had two tall glass of wine

It's surprising how fast a regular bottle runs out
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 7:27:00 PM
#56:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
I've had two tall glass of wine

It's surprising how fast a regular bottle runs out


That's why you gotta buy about 34 of them.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 7:50:49 PM
#57:


Fuckin Ozzy is still goin... He can hardly speak a sentence without getting all friggidy fucked, I imagine it takes quite an effort to record a song for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMAAMfHgO4Q
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 8:01:06 PM
#58:


Fuck i was up till after 1 last night, had 14 beers, and woke up feeling great. Downside was man did i have some horrible fart issues al day. Like i pity everyone working newr me

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 8:09:51 PM
#59:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck i was up till after 1 last night, had 14 beers, and woke up feeling great. Downside was man did i have some horrible fart issues al day. Like i pity everyone working newr me


You gotta be careful with those though. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for.
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 8:28:52 PM
#60:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You gotta be careful with those though. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for.


It was risky business for sure. Thank fuck it was a reno with a functioning bathroom. Woulda been a lot if trips to the porta potty otherwise.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 8:33:59 PM
#61:


As bad as this movie sucked....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoosDkbEQBQ
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 8:35:01 PM
#62:


I always forget that that dumb and dumber exists.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 8:37:56 PM
#63:


Especially that one.Come to think of it the first dumb and dumber had a better shit scene...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 8:39:55 PM
#64:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Especially that one.Come to think of it the first dumb and dumber had a better shit scene...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA


Lol i almost linked that. Youre too fast.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 8:40:52 PM
#65:


That means i'm not drunk enough yet.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 8:44:35 PM
#66:


In other news @JimCarrysToe will appreciate this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOcXcGaFHzs
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 8:45:58 PM
#67:


Im scared to watch that...

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 8:46:39 PM
#68:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Im scared to watch that...


Anyone who comes at my nuts with the jaws of life i'm kickin like a mule.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 9:02:50 PM
#69:


@MabusIncarnate will like this when he gets here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbisRaEfsOY
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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 9:09:10 PM
#70:


Omg, that has to be terrifying to have a machine like that near your nuts....
and OMG at one of the recommended videos!

"It's Probably Been 2 Years Since I Could Use A Normal Toilet" | Dan's 80-lb Testicles

Would post it but it shows his nutsack. For a moment when I just saw the thumbnail I thought it was a GIGANTIC penis!

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 9:10:54 PM
#71:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Omg, that has to be terrifying to have a machine like that near your nuts....
and OMG at one of the recommended videos!

"It's Probably Been 2 Years Since I Could Use A Normal Toilet" | Dan's 80-lb Testicles

Would post it but it shows his nutsack. For a moment when I just saw the thumbnail I thought it was a GIGANTIC penis!


I didn't even notice the recommended. Maybe I didn't get it and only you get the freakiest of the freaky shit. Considering your youtube track record.
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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 9:23:22 PM
#72:


Oh man it's a set shit on fire and explosions kinda night.. i'm drinkin.

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 9:26:46 PM
#73:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Anyone who comes at my nuts with the jaws of life i'm kickin like a mule.


Dude. Despite walter being mostly white he disappears in the dark and one time i was scratching my nuts under the blanket and he was obviously right there unbenknownst to me.... and as soon as i finished scratching he got me right in the bell end with one claw. Like deep into the tip.

In that moment i was so fucking angry at him. One of the only times i locked him out of my bedroom all night.

He loves to attack anything moving under a blanket.... its a thing ive been very cautious about since. The hand does not go near the meat and veg under the covers until i do a full check for walter now. Lol.

Side story last night i was stiff and sore and couldnt bend over to untie my boots so i kicked my leg up onto a counter to untie them (and being so stiff and sore i had to really wing it to get it that high) but i didnt realize he was jumping at my boot laces and i kicked him hrd as fuck right under the chin, and he smashed straight into a cupboard...

i was so scared and felt so bad and i tried to check on him and he was like hey your hoody has dangly strings imma fight em!

so he was totally fine. That kick on the chin with steel toes on wouldve potentially killed a human 20 times his size.... and he wasnt even bothered. Lol. I was too guilty and relieved yesterday to even think about it, but holy shit is that little guy tough as fuck.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 9:31:23 PM
#74:


Yeah i've done similar shit with pets. It's like "OHHH SHIT I just kicked you right in the face why are you ok with this?"

Guess I gotta edit this and clarify it wasn't on purpose.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 9:38:08 PM
#75:


Mine occasionally does this but turned up to 10. When this happens I honestly think it's going to rock through the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq1IKOuo3tU
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 9:41:54 PM
#76:


Worse than that? That thing was going hard. Damn. Im p sure yours could double as a sybian.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 9:45:49 PM
#77:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Worse than that? That thing was going hard. Damn. Im p sure yours could double as a sybian.


First time it happened I fucking went into panic mode. I thought it was going to explode so I jumped on it and had to figure out where the fuck the off button was. I've never had to use the off switch on one of those things.
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 9:46:41 PM
#78:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah i've done similar shit with pets. It's like "OHHH SHIT I just kicked you right in the face why are you ok with this?"

Guess I gotta edit this and clarify it wasn't on purpose.


Lol. Probly not a bad idea. I assumed that but ya never know on gfaqs.

I just cant believe how i kicked him so fucking hard, with steel toes, and he flew through the air and smacked off the cupbord, and he literally wasnt even upset let alone hurt.

Honestly a human wouldve had facial fractures and a concussion at best. Hes ten fucking lbs.

i probly couldnt hurt him if i was some piece of shit who wanted to for some reason. Not without a weapon anyways. Lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 9:47:34 PM
#79:


It's kinda like this without the fall apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 9:52:13 PM
#80:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's kinda like this without the fall apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
That is a very, very impressive motor to keep running after all of that abuse.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 9:53:22 PM
#81:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's kinda like this without the fall apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
That is a very, very impressive motor to keep running after all of that abuse.


That's what scares the hell out of me. Mines not in the backyard sitting on a pallet in a controlled environment.
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 9:53:38 PM
#82:


Thats a weirdly satisfying video.

I couldnt even do laundry if my washing machine did that. Id just become a smelly dirtbag and wash nothing ever except socks in the sink.

Only reason i say socks above boxers is cause ages ago i lived in calgary and ended
up so broke i couldnt afford to do laundry in the aprtment building and spent a day at work wearing dirty socks and omg man.

Wearing socks that have been sweated in and are already dirty (while doing a physical job and sweating more) is the worst. 3 fucking days i could only switch between already dirty socks and fuck my life
it sucked so much.

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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 10:22:15 PM
#83:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrFLw0lbuX4

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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 10:25:11 PM
#84:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgpzPuIVXZE

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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 10:27:36 PM
#85:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrFLw0lbuX4
Well that was weird

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:28:06 PM
#86:


Wtf just happened.

Jim just posted a thing i have already seen and it wasnt even the pornhub one.

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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 10:30:33 PM
#87:


I wonder what you are looking up on pornhub that has to do with jellyfish, lol.

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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 10:32:35 PM
#88:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Wtf just happened.

Jim just posted a thing i have already seen and it wasnt even the pornhub one.
Woah....

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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 10:34:53 PM
#89:


Have ya seen this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSS3GTmKWVA

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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 10:36:46 PM
#90:


What the fuck is this? It's a series!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QIneugAM8c

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 10:38:50 PM
#91:


JimCarrysToe posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Wtf just happened.

Jim just posted a thing i have already seen and it wasnt even the pornhub one.
Woah....


I'm sure it was Walter....
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LostForest
11/13/19 10:44:44 PM
#92:


I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:44:52 PM
#93:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm sure it was Walter....


So hard rap is my guilty pleasure but i inly
admit it cause it could be Walter. If i start going down some shyne/ez/whatever path musically he gets crazy hyped. And he understands what the keyboard does in some level.

So he hears shit he likes and he starts attacking the keyboard cause he gets
the connection between it and my monitor. But then he ends up pausing it or skipping around and its like it makes him really
fucking pissed off and then we get
into a situation where im just trying to put
my keyboard somewhere he cant get at it
but theres no place he cant get it unless i stash it in a drawer or cupboard and i cant be fucked to bother doing that.

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bossjony
11/13/19 10:45:40 PM
#94:


LostForest posted...
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 10:45:50 PM
#95:


LostForest posted...
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?


Are they making ya fuckin loopy?
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:46:21 PM
#96:


bossjony posted...
Yes


Seconded. Ive been there.

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:46:54 PM
#97:


CanuckCowboy posted...
So hard rap is my guilty pleasure but i inly
admit it cause it could be Walter. If i start going down some shyne/ez/whatever path musically he gets crazy hyped. And he understands what the keyboard does in some level.

So he hears shit he likes and he starts attacking the keyboard cause he gets
the connection between it and my monitor. But then he ends up pausing it or skipping around and its like it makes him really
fucking pissed off and then we get
into a situation where im just trying to put
my keyboard somewhere he cant get at it
but theres no place he cant get it unless i stash it in a drawer or cupboard and i cant be fucked to bother doing that.


This post says im doing good at getting drunk drunk.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 10:48:04 PM
#98:


CanuckCowboy posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
So hard rap is my guilty pleasure but i inly
admit it cause it could be Walter. If i start going down some shyne/ez/whatever path musically he gets crazy hyped. And he understands what the keyboard does in some level.

So he hears shit he likes and he starts attacking the keyboard cause he gets
the connection between it and my monitor. But then he ends up pausing it or skipping around and its like it makes him really
fucking pissed off and then we get
into a situation where im just trying to put
my keyboard somewhere he cant get at it
but theres no place he cant get it unless i stash it in a drawer or cupboard and i cant be fucked to bother doing that.


This post says im doing good at getting drunk drunk.


And you just quoted yourself 2 minutes after. That's some quality shit.
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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 10:52:52 PM
#99:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EJx07wQzGc

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:53:02 PM
#100:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And you just quoted yourself 2 minutes after. That's some quality shit.


no i edited it but gamefaqs trolled me. >_>.

But yeah feeling good. Lol

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