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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 6:53:48 PM #51: |
Lonnnng day but it's now time for a Bacardi party. Gettin good and loaded.
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DrizztLink 11/13/19 7:12:44 PM #52: |
I gotta go pretend to be an alcoholic for class.
I have been training my entire life for this. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 7:16:00 PM #53: |
DrizztLink posted...
I gotta go pretend to be an alcoholic for class. What class would this be? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 11/13/19 7:17:49 PM #54: |
Interesting
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MedeaLysistrata 11/13/19 7:25:29 PM #55: |
I've had two tall glass of wine
It's surprising how fast a regular bottle runs out --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 7:27:00 PM #56: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
I've had two tall glass of wine That's why you gotta buy about 34 of them. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 7:50:49 PM #57: |
Fuckin Ozzy is still goin... He can hardly speak a sentence without getting all friggidy fucked, I imagine it takes quite an effort to record a song for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMAAMfHgO4Q --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 8:01:06 PM #58: |
Fuck i was up till after 1 last night, had 14 beers, and woke up feeling great. Downside was man did i have some horrible fart issues al day. Like i pity everyone working newr me
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 8:09:51 PM #59: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck i was up till after 1 last night, had 14 beers, and woke up feeling great. Downside was man did i have some horrible fart issues al day. Like i pity everyone working newr me You gotta be careful with those though. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 8:28:52 PM #60: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You gotta be careful with those though. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for. It was risky business for sure. Thank fuck it was a reno with a functioning bathroom. Woulda been a lot if trips to the porta potty otherwise. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 8:33:59 PM #61: |
As bad as this movie sucked....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoosDkbEQBQ --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 8:35:01 PM #62: |
I always forget that that dumb and dumber exists.
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 8:37:56 PM #63: |
Especially that one.Come to think of it the first dumb and dumber had a better shit scene...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 8:39:55 PM #64: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Especially that one.Come to think of it the first dumb and dumber had a better shit scene... Lol i almost linked that. Youre too fast. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 8:40:52 PM #65: |
That means i'm not drunk enough yet.
--- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 8:44:35 PM #66: |
In other news @JimCarrysToe will appreciate this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOcXcGaFHzs --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 8:45:58 PM #67: |
Im scared to watch that...
--- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 8:46:39 PM #68: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Im scared to watch that... Anyone who comes at my nuts with the jaws of life i'm kickin like a mule. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 9:02:50 PM #69: |
@MabusIncarnate will like this when he gets here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbisRaEfsOY --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 11/13/19 9:09:10 PM #70: |
Omg, that has to be terrifying to have a machine like that near your nuts....
and OMG at one of the recommended videos! "It's Probably Been 2 Years Since I Could Use A Normal Toilet" | Dan's 80-lb Testicles Would post it but it shows his nutsack. For a moment when I just saw the thumbnail I thought it was a GIGANTIC penis! --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 9:10:54 PM #71: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
Omg, that has to be terrifying to have a machine like that near your nuts.... I didn't even notice the recommended. Maybe I didn't get it and only you get the freakiest of the freaky shit. Considering your youtube track record. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 11/13/19 9:23:22 PM #72: |
Oh man it's a set shit on fire and explosions kinda night.. i'm drinkin.
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 9:26:46 PM #73: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Anyone who comes at my nuts with the jaws of life i'm kickin like a mule. Dude. Despite walter being mostly white he disappears in the dark and one time i was scratching my nuts under the blanket and he was obviously right there unbenknownst to me.... and as soon as i finished scratching he got me right in the bell end with one claw. Like deep into the tip. In that moment i was so fucking angry at him. One of the only times i locked him out of my bedroom all night. He loves to attack anything moving under a blanket.... its a thing ive been very cautious about since. The hand does not go near the meat and veg under the covers until i do a full check for walter now. Lol. Side story last night i was stiff and sore and couldnt bend over to untie my boots so i kicked my leg up onto a counter to untie them (and being so stiff and sore i had to really wing it to get it that high) but i didnt realize he was jumping at my boot laces and i kicked him hrd as fuck right under the chin, and he smashed straight into a cupboard... i was so scared and felt so bad and i tried to check on him and he was like hey your hoody has dangly strings imma fight em! so he was totally fine. That kick on the chin with steel toes on wouldve potentially killed a human 20 times his size.... and he wasnt even bothered. Lol. I was too guilty and relieved yesterday to even think about it, but holy shit is that little guy tough as fuck. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 9:31:23 PM #74: |
Yeah i've done similar shit with pets. It's like "OHHH SHIT I just kicked you right in the face why are you ok with this?"
Guess I gotta edit this and clarify it wasn't on purpose. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 9:38:08 PM #75: |
Mine occasionally does this but turned up to 10. When this happens I honestly think it's going to rock through the wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq1IKOuo3tU --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 9:41:54 PM #76: |
Worse than that? That thing was going hard. Damn. Im p sure yours could double as a sybian.
--- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 9:45:49 PM #77: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Worse than that? That thing was going hard. Damn. Im p sure yours could double as a sybian. First time it happened I fucking went into panic mode. I thought it was going to explode so I jumped on it and had to figure out where the fuck the off button was. I've never had to use the off switch on one of those things. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 9:46:41 PM #78: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah i've done similar shit with pets. It's like "OHHH SHIT I just kicked you right in the face why are you ok with this?" Lol. Probly not a bad idea. I assumed that but ya never know on gfaqs. I just cant believe how i kicked him so fucking hard, with steel toes, and he flew through the air and smacked off the cupbord, and he literally wasnt even upset let alone hurt. Honestly a human wouldve had facial fractures and a concussion at best. Hes ten fucking lbs. i probly couldnt hurt him if i was some piece of shit who wanted to for some reason. Not without a weapon anyways. Lol. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 9:47:34 PM #79: |
It's kinda like this without the fall apart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8 --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 11/13/19 9:52:13 PM #80: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's kinda like this without the fall apart.That is a very, very impressive motor to keep running after all of that abuse. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 9:53:22 PM #81: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...It's kinda like this without the fall apart.That is a very, very impressive motor to keep running after all of that abuse. That's what scares the hell out of me. Mines not in the backyard sitting on a pallet in a controlled environment. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 9:53:38 PM #82: |
Thats a weirdly satisfying video.
I couldnt even do laundry if my washing machine did that. Id just become a smelly dirtbag and wash nothing ever except socks in the sink. Only reason i say socks above boxers is cause ages ago i lived in calgary and ended up so broke i couldnt afford to do laundry in the aprtment building and spent a day at work wearing dirty socks and omg man. Wearing socks that have been sweated in and are already dirty (while doing a physical job and sweating more) is the worst. 3 fucking days i could only switch between already dirty socks and fuck my life it sucked so much. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 11/13/19 10:22:15 PM #83: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrFLw0lbuX4
--- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 11/13/19 10:25:11 PM #84: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgpzPuIVXZE
--- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 11/13/19 10:27:36 PM #85: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrFLw0lbuX4Well that was weird --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 10:28:06 PM #86: |
Wtf just happened.
Jim just posted a thing i have already seen and it wasnt even the pornhub one. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 11/13/19 10:30:33 PM #87: |
I wonder what you are looking up on pornhub that has to do with jellyfish, lol.
--- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 11/13/19 10:32:35 PM #88: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Wtf just happened.Woah.... --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 11/13/19 10:34:53 PM #89: |
Have ya seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSS3GTmKWVA --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 11/13/19 10:36:46 PM #90: |
What the fuck is this? It's a series!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QIneugAM8c --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 10:38:50 PM #91: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...Wtf just happened.Woah.... I'm sure it was Walter.... --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LostForest 11/13/19 10:44:44 PM #92: |
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 10:44:52 PM #93: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm sure it was Walter.... So hard rap is my guilty pleasure but i inly admit it cause it could be Walter. If i start going down some shyne/ez/whatever path musically he gets crazy hyped. And he understands what the keyboard does in some level. So he hears shit he likes and he starts attacking the keyboard cause he gets the connection between it and my monitor. But then he ends up pausing it or skipping around and its like it makes him really fucking pissed off and then we get into a situation where im just trying to put my keyboard somewhere he cant get at it but theres no place he cant get it unless i stash it in a drawer or cupboard and i cant be fucked to bother doing that. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bossjony 11/13/19 10:45:40 PM #94: |
LostForest posted...
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?Yes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 10:45:50 PM #95: |
LostForest posted...
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here? Are they making ya fuckin loopy? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 10:46:21 PM #96: |
bossjony posted...
Yes Seconded. Ive been there. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 10:46:54 PM #97: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
So hard rap is my guilty pleasure but i inly This post says im doing good at getting drunk drunk. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/13/19 10:48:04 PM #98: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...So hard rap is my guilty pleasure but i inly And you just quoted yourself 2 minutes after. That's some quality shit. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 11/13/19 10:52:52 PM #99: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EJx07wQzGc
--- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/13/19 10:53:02 PM #100: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And you just quoted yourself 2 minutes after. That's some quality shit. no i edited it but gamefaqs trolled me. >_>. But yeah feeling good. Lol --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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