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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 10:53:29 PM
#101:


@LostForest posted...
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?
Yeah man, post up all you want. Some people just come to chill and listen to music.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 10:54:23 PM
#102:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And you just quoted yourself 2 minutes after. That's some quality shit.


no i edited it but gamefaqs trolled me. >_>.

But yeah feeling good. Lol


FUCK yeah let's get wrecked man!
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:54:53 PM
#103:


also the only thing about walter that isnt cool as fuck is the fact he responds to rap and not the good shit.

But that said at least he responds to the best of rap and not other shit

wait i dunno if this is true. Maybe he loves all rap and not just shit like this

https://youtu.be/4Tcw4VepWzo


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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:55:16 PM
#104:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
FUCK yeah let's get wrecked man!


Im on it!

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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 10:55:35 PM
#105:


https://youtu.be/GkPna4xPJmE

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 10:58:03 PM
#106:


MabusIncarnate posted...
https://youtu.be/GkPna4xPJmE


Does Walter respond to this?! I've often found myself tearing apart the couch listening to this!!
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 10:59:23 PM
#107:


Time for some washing machine music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTQ8oDsUos
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 10:59:33 PM
#108:


Lets find out.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:02:57 PM
#109:


I had no idea Social Distortion did a cover of this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0bmDptAz_U
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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 11:03:34 PM
#110:


Can't post it up here, but System of a Down did a song with Wu Tang called Shame and it's top notch. Potentially offensive lyrics might get me suspended but it's on youtube

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:05:35 PM
#111:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Time for some washing machine music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTQ8oDsUos


Wow. He disnt rush the monitor or keyboard but he did fight a blanket my grandma knitted. So yes he did.

https://files.catbox.moe/fm4wv5.MOV

i quoted the wrong post. >_>

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:05:50 PM
#112:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO1e1g8BOMs
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LostForest
11/13/19 11:07:27 PM
#113:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
LostForest posted...
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?


Are they making ya fuckin loopy?


Nah I have stomach acid problems and GERD, so I'm on antacids and stuff, not supposed to have alcohol.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:08:40 PM
#114:


LostForest posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
LostForest posted...
I don't drink much anymore cuz of the meds I'm on. Am I still allowed to post here?


Are they making ya fuckin loopy?


Nah I have stomach acid problems and GERD, so I'm on antacids and stuff, not supposed to have alcohol.


Nobody is SUPPOSED to have alcohol, yet you stumbled across us.
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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 11:10:43 PM
#115:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MwFdf5Nb2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUx7G2_KZDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8q5SPEIBA


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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:13:00 PM
#116:


Yep. These are both real time uploads basically and sonya chagas started and he went back to his cat tree. He either really loves soad or really hates em. Which means maybe he
hates hard rap and thats why he attacks the keyboard and monitor.

I dont know what to believe now. He still definitely loves bmx clips cause theyre ttje one thing he actually watches intently but wow. Maybe he has been trying to make the rap stop
all along.

https://files.catbox.moe/0nhalf.MOV


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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:14:54 PM
#117:


seriously. Maybe he swarms cause he just takes issue with rap... and ive been torturing him musically cause i thought he loved it.

I dont know how to feel.

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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 11:16:29 PM
#118:


Hahaha he thinks your taste in music sucks X3

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:17:45 PM
#119:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Hahaha he thinks your taste in music sucks X3


For reals. Like he tolerates most of it and fucking wants to snap (and does snap) when i play some oldschool gangster shit.

Im a dick. Lol. I always interpreted his keyboard/monitor attacks as a positive reaction.

He still loves big boy from scotty cranmers channel though (if you know who dave mirra Is scotty is a dude who is a more recent version and much better and also had a horrific injury he kay never recover from and stayed positive as opposed to comitting suicide).

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:19:49 PM
#120:


Is anyone here an organ donor? I feel like I should get a huge ass tax credit or deduction for that. Sure the liver is rule out. My dick alone is worth 25k plus the nuts that just have to go with it is like an extra 5k. People lose their dick and balls in fires all the time I would be proud to have mine hoisted off my dead body with a crane to help someone who helped others.
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MabusIncarnate
11/13/19 11:20:50 PM
#121:


Yeah I am, they can have whatever if I die, most of it is fucked up anyway.

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:21:49 PM
#122:


On that point if it wasnt for alcohol id sell
a kidney in a heartbeat.

On a more serious note i feel like it shouldnt be a
program you opt into it should be one you opt out of.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:23:39 PM
#123:


CanuckCowboy posted...

On a more serious note i feel like it shouldnt be a
program you opt into it should be one you opt out of.


I agree with this 100%

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH.............. we could be fueling a future lunatic psychopath but... roll the dice on that one eh?
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:25:10 PM
#124:


I always thought open coffin funerals were a way to make people cry on purpose. Cremation is the way to go.
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:26:36 PM
#125:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I agree with this 100%

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH.............. we could be fueling a future lunatic psychopath but... roll the dice on that one eh?


Man i usually expect the worst of people and hadnt thought about the possibility
of a dude who needs an organ who just starts serial killing in hopes of getting a matching donor hooked up with him.

plus i now question if i got Walters musical tastes all
wrong. You have given ke a lot to think about tonight.

Also wtf i drunk post a ton and why am
i now having these linebreak issues.

It even happened there. Imma fight someone about this.

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:29:25 PM
#126:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I always thought open coffin funerals were a way to make people cry on purpose. Cremation is the way to go.


Are those common outside of media? Ive never known anyone who had one (dead person or an attendant) but they definitely seem super weird to me.

I kinda wish feed me to wild animals was an option.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:29:29 PM
#127:


I have been late to work a few times with these FFFFFFFFUCKING people going 5mph with a police godamn escort just to carry a dead body and dump it into the ground a few blocks away.

Lasting memory: You made me late for work you FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/13/19 11:30:25 PM
#128:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I always thought open coffin funerals were a way to make people cry on purpose. Cremation is the way to go.


Are those common outside of media? Ive never known anyone who had one (dead person or an attendant) but they definitely seem super weird to me.

I kinda wish feed me to wild animals was an option.


Outside of media? Cremation is the way to go.
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:32:48 PM
#129:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I have been late to work a few times with these FFFFFFFFUCKING people going 5mph with a police godamn escort just to carry a dead body and dump it into the ground a few blocks away.

Lasting memory: You made me late for work you FUCKING ASSHOLE.


I was once in a girls car who literally
cut into the middle of a funeral procession. I get the urge but she acted like she wasnt even aware of what she did. Honestly
she was the asshole there afaic...

but yeah wtf is even with the funeral procession deal? Im against it. Let
tje pallbearer thing be that if thys what you want so much. Doubt any dead person felt better cause they ficked up traffic.

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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:38:46 PM
#130:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Outside of media? Cremation is the way to go.


outside of media as in not public
figures or just fictional. Im honestly unaware of open caskets happening to/with/for/involving anyone I know personally.

like on some level i honestly always assumed it was for like jfk types and fiction.

....and even as i try to explain what i mean i just realized im p sure italians go open casket more often than not. Or maybe thats from movies and books. Is that racist? Lol.


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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 11:42:30 PM
#131:


HEY how the fuck did I never notice chad fontaine is drinking a pilly in the thumbnail (never noticed it in the vid before even)

also i linked this last topic but @a-c-a-b knows how good this is

https://youtu.be/e-2o8TOOxHU

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/14/19 12:08:44 AM
#132:


I'll never forget the night I stumbled across the arena floor and kick over a Korn "Equipment" case. I have no idea what was in that thing but it rattled afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BejX7F3fIdU
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Drunkie
11/14/19 12:22:10 AM
#133:


Drunkie checking in, 1st beer
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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 12:23:22 AM
#134:


Oh goodness.

Some girl i barely know is coming over with more booze and knowing her probly some drugs i dont even do anymore. but a: i am drunk

and b: things are different when you can have meaningless sex to distract you from life.

i thought work today was gonna suck and it was good. Hopefully it works out the same.

And c ive said this before but jesus this song is the most relatable shit ever. For me.

https://youtu.be/2sK2HaGzscs


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Drunkie
11/14/19 12:25:57 AM
#135:


lol have fun but be safe and stick to booze
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MabusIncarnate
11/14/19 12:27:35 AM
#136:


Walter is gonna get jealous and go on a rager

Your curtains and toilet paper are gonna line the floors in the morning

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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 12:28:59 AM
#137:


Drunkie posted...
lol have fun but be safe and stick to booze


I hate to say this but I think its already past that point. Lol. I go to bed early mostly.... i shoulda pretended I never saw her message but its too late for that.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/14/19 12:29:06 AM
#138:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Oh goodness.

Some girl i barely know is coming over with more booze and knowing her probly some drugs i dont even do anymore. but a: i am drunk

and b: things are different when you can have meaningless sex to distract you from life.

i thought work today was gonna suck and it was good. Hopefully it works out the same.

And c ive said this before but jesus this song is the most relatable shit ever. For me.

https://youtu.be/2sK2HaGzscs



Fuck her. Literally.
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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 12:33:26 AM
#139:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Walter is gonna get jealous and go on a rager

Your curtains and toilet paper are gonna line the floors in the morning


They honestly will be. And my plants. Ive already hidden all books in a safe place he cant reach. Cant really put the plants anywhere he cant reach. He can jump
to the too of my fridge now.... not much is safe. Lol.

he has genuinely thrown himself against my bedroom door at full force over and over before when i had the same kinda company.... and it sounds like a cannon ball.

I think one day he might make it through in the most epic door smashing scene since the shining.


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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 12:34:56 AM
#140:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Fuck her. Literally.


i did.... like almost two decades ago. Lol.

She broke my heart then her dad gave me a job and we got along famously. Also his name was Ernie.

And they were mennonites n i didnt even know he drank until after his daughter broke me and he offered me a job.

the entire deal could be a 3 season tb series tbh. Lol


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Johnny_Nutcase
11/14/19 12:36:25 AM
#141:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Fuck her. Literally.


i did.... like almost two decades ago. Lol.

She broke my heart then her dad gave me a job and we got along famously.


That is CLASSIC!
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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 12:42:21 AM
#142:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That is CLASSIC!


it was a long on again off again thing and basically the last i saw of her was her and her dad driving by and him seeing me on my bmx and trying to force her to say goodbye to me. Lol.

I knew she was moving to australia for a year but she did moved it up without even telling me (even though we were together the day before) and her dad started to pull the car over when he spotted me giving her a ride to the airport. But I barely noticed em before they drove off l... and I just thought it was fucking weird until she sent me an unbelievably low key hurtful as possible
email from australia


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Johnny_Nutcase
11/14/19 12:46:35 AM
#143:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That is CLASSIC!


it was a long on again off again thing and basically the last i saw of her was her and her dad driving by and him seeing me on my bmx and trying to force her to say goodbye to me. Lol.

I knew she was moving to australia for a year but she did moved it up without even telling me (even though we were together the day before) and her dad started to pull the car over when he spotted me giving her a ride to the airport. But I barely noticed em before they drove off l... and I just thought it was fucking weird until she sent me an unbelievably low key hurtful as possible
email from australia



@JimCarrysToe @_Matchabuu_

Deal with it.
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JimCarrysToe
11/14/19 12:50:11 AM
#144:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe _Matchabuu_

Deal with it.
What? What do you want me to do? Send the rats after her? Alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8

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AirFresh
11/14/19 12:56:25 AM
#145:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Holy shit, on the sexuality board theres a 2 week long intense back and forth between 2 guys arguing about what an open relationship is. Dear god you need two thumbs to scroll to the bottom of the pages. It's the length of a fuckin novel lol.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality/78096144
Oh God. Oh fucking dear god

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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 12:57:42 AM
#146:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@JimCarrysToe @_Matchabuu_

Deal with it.


Lol. Yeah!

but could i relate to a song the way i relate to hows ernie if it didnt happen?

so good came out of it too.


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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 1:36:47 AM
#147:


He just busted out a sick take on the first thirty seconds of angel of death.

https://files.catbox.moe/5gpqwp.jpeg

also i seem to have been stood up. Which is probly good in the long run tbh.

demon kitty rag

https://youtu.be/VpJAht2ZybI


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MabusIncarnate
11/14/19 1:44:19 AM
#148:


Walter dropped her a text "i'll hit you up when the human falls asleep babe"

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CanuckCowboy
11/14/19 1:46:27 AM
#149:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Walter dropped her a text "i'll hit you up when the human falls asleep babe"


Thats why hes broing out so hard.

That little bastard. Lol. Good on him.

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Drunkie
11/14/19 2:09:20 AM
#150:


AirFresh posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Holy shit, on the sexuality board theres a 2 week long intense back and forth between 2 guys arguing about what an open relationship is. Dear god you need two thumbs to scroll to the bottom of the pages. It's the length of a fuckin novel lol.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality/78096144
Oh God. Oh fucking dear god

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