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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 7:29:00 PM
#251:


JimCarrysToe posted...
@Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Time to do a little drinking tonight. I'm in a better mood and feelin fine.

@JimCarrysToe

You're free to apologize at your earliest convenience.
You're free to EAT MY SHAPESHIFTING CORN


Apology accepted.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 7:30:00 PM
#252:


DespondentDeity posted...
Any of you guys enjoy, other substances?


I would never indulge in such things



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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 7:31:35 PM
#253:


I'm a huge fan of pain killers. But I only take them as prescribed now. I even told my dentist the last time I got them "Don't give me a months supply when I only need like 4" They prescribed 10.
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DespondentDeity
11/15/19 7:32:55 PM
#254:


CanuckCowboy posted...
DespondentDeity posted...
Any of you guys enjoy, other substances?


I would never indulge in such things




Nice! Believe it or not, alcohol is actually one of my least favorite substances, but it's significantly easier to acquire as well as far easier to game my 7 day a week tests than some other things. I do plan on converting some dollars to bitcoin tomorrow if you know what I mean.
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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 7:33:27 PM
#255:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I would never indulge in such things

:O! (= ^ =)

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MabusIncarnate
11/15/19 7:34:35 PM
#256:


Just weed these days

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DespondentDeity
11/15/19 7:35:55 PM
#257:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm a huge fan of pain killers. But I only take them as prescribed now. I even told my dentist the last time I got them "Don't give me a months supply when I only need like 4" They prescribed 10.


Painkillers never did much for me, and I definitely told my surgeon last time I didn't need more than the initial course. Benzos are my drug of choice, but I can't ever go back to them, I ruined my life too many times indulging in them. I actually just really want to get some trippy shit now, likely tryptamines, but who knows, maybe some lysergamides!

MabusIncarnate posted...
Just weed these days


Oh gosh I wish, my neighbor was smoking some dank today and I was so jealous I thought of calling the landlord.
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MabusIncarnate
11/15/19 7:36:17 PM
#258:


Rudolph didn't bleed, no harm no foul. Give em 2 minutes for roughing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 7:38:52 PM
#259:


DespondentDeity posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm a huge fan of pain killers. But I only take them as prescribed now. I even told my dentist the last time I got them "Don't give me a months supply when I only need like 4" They prescribed 10.


Painkillers never did much for me, and I definitely told my surgeon last time I didn't need more than the initial course. Benzos are my drug of choice, but I can't ever go back to them, I ruined my life too many times indulging in them. I actually just really want to get some trippy shit now, likely tryptamines, but who knows, maybe some lysergamides!


Yeah they're just great when I actually need them. I always end up with more than I need so sometimes before I watch a movie I'll take a Vicodin before hand and just lie in bed reaaaaaal comfy.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Rudolph didn't bleed, no harm no foul. Give em 2 minutes for roughing.


DAMN RIGHT! Let them GO!
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 7:41:40 PM
#260:


And FYI Jimmy you are OG like Mabus said. You're more entertaining than most drunk people anyway.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 7:58:42 PM
#261:


DespondentDeity posted...
Nice! Believe it or not, alcohol is actually one of my least favorite substances, but it's significantly easier to acquire as well as far easier to game my 7 day a week tests than some other things. I do plan on converting some dollars to bitcoin tomorrow if you know what I mean.


I fuckin love alcohol. Lol.

It wasnt even top 3 for a long time but its probly number one now.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 8:00:23 PM
#262:


DespondentDeity posted...
Painkillers never did much for me, and I definitely told my surgeon last time I didn't need more than the initial course. Benzos are my drug of choice, but I can't ever go back to them, I ruined my life too many times indulging in them. I actually just really want to get some trippy shit now, likely tryptamines, but who knows, maybe some lysergamides!

Oh gosh I wish, my neighbor was smoking some dank today and I was so jealous I thought of calling the landlord.


The distillate my buddy has is fucking amazing. And the lavender sunset tastes like.... so good. Like citrus with a hint of lavender but really mild and just perfect.

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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 8:09:56 PM
#263:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And FYI Jimmy you are OG like Mabus said. You're more entertaining than most drunk people anyway.
Awww ( ) I know.

You're more entertaining than most ppl here too.



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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 8:11:13 PM
#264:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And FYI Jimmy you are OG like Mabus said. You're more entertaining than most drunk people anyway.


On this point dont worry @JimCarrysToe theyll never find that guy. At least not most of him.

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a-c-a-b
11/15/19 8:13:04 PM
#265:


Criminal Damage - The Power of Fools

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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 8:15:58 PM
#266:


CanuckCowboy posted...
On this point dont worry @JimCarrysToe theyll never find that guy. At least not most of him.
Did walter enjoy the treat, or were you too afraid of him liking human too much?

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 8:18:26 PM
#267:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Did walter enjoy the treat, or were you too afraid of him liking human too much?


i dont want to say it lead to a horrible chain of events where I'm forced to murder people like little shop of horrors with a cat... but...

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 8:22:18 PM
#268:


Who do you think would win a Serval or a Bobcat?

Here's a couple of them sitting around watching daytime tv if that helps sway the vote?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuKpYIyz24c
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DespondentDeity
11/15/19 8:29:14 PM
#269:


CanuckCowboy posted...
DespondentDeity posted...
Painkillers never did much for me, and I definitely told my surgeon last time I didn't need more than the initial course. Benzos are my drug of choice, but I can't ever go back to them, I ruined my life too many times indulging in them. I actually just really want to get some trippy shit now, likely tryptamines, but who knows, maybe some lysergamides!

Oh gosh I wish, my neighbor was smoking some dank today and I was so jealous I thought of calling the landlord.


The distillate my buddy has is fucking amazing. And the lavender sunset tastes like.... so good. Like citrus with a hint of lavender but really mild and just perfect.


Distillate like concentrated marijuana you mean? Is the Lavender Sunset a concentrate or a flower? I used to hella get down on some buds of all types, but now I can't use THC, Cocaine, Amphetamines, Opiates, or Benzodiazepenes. It's fucking ghetto and humiliating as fuck, I have to go in 7 days a week and roll a dice to see if I'm breathing or doing a monitored UA. Every time I do a UA I'm like a hair's breadth away from a full blown panic attack.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 8:33:47 PM
#270:


Holy shit what a great question. I wanna say the bobcat but maybe thats just my Canadian pride talking.

DespondentDeity posted...
Distillate like concentrated marijuana you mean? Is the Lavender Sunset a concentrate or a flower? I used to hella get down on some buds of all types, but now I can't use THC, Cocaine, Amphetamines, Opiates, or Benzodiazepenes. It's fucking ghetto and humiliating as fuck, I have to go in 7 days a week and roll a dice to see if I'm breathing or doing a monitored UA. Every time I do a UA I'm like a hair's breadth away from a full blown panic attack.


God thats gotta fucking suck. I dont do blow anymore even though i have easy access at any time. Its a rich people drug. Lol. Just not worth the cost to me these days.

The rest I probly would occasionally do but i dont look for em and dont know anyone directlt who sells em.

Distillate is a concentrate yeah. Kinda like oil but also very different and way stronger. Im a sativa fan over indica and the great thing about distillate is the stuff i got now is like 98% thc with guaranteed less than .2 cbn and even less cbd. Gets you wrecked without any burnout whatsoever.

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DespondentDeity
11/15/19 8:41:51 PM
#271:


I'd rather own a Serval based on appearance alone.

CanuckCowboy posted...
God thats gotta fucking suck. I dont do blow anymore even though i have easy access at any time. Its a rich people drug. Lol. Just not worth the cost to me these days.

The rest I probly would occasionally do but i dont look for em and dont know anyone directlt who sells em.


I mean, yeah, I was never into blow, I'm not huge on stimulants, it's just one of the ones on the 5 panel. Like I'll binge it if I have it, cuz I'm just a fucking addict, but I've never preferred it. Speaking of cost tho, I have to pay $75 a month for this bullshit, and I haven't even been sentenced yet. I've already paid $450 and I don't even go to trial until next month.

My ex-roommate chased me out of the house with his pistol then called the cops on me, I was talking shit and being kind of a dick but I definitely don't feel like I fully deserve what ended up happening.
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a-c-a-b
11/15/19 8:47:07 PM
#272:


@HellRatUFO

I got the new Savage Master record today.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 8:48:49 PM
#274:


Yeah servals look cool as fuck. My breeder friend who i got walter from had a serval for a bit but he just borrowed him to breed. Most of his breeding is done between savannahs though. Walter is an f2 but i feel like since he had an f1 and f2 savannah parenting hes more a 1.5.

Walter is basically half serval but cause hes white he doesnt look like it that much (also hes worth thousands less than an orange or black savannah and isnt recognized by stupid cat show weirdos.... fucking racism).

his size and leaping skills are probly on point with a serval though.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 8:52:13 PM
#275:


Also thats the problem with blow. Its such a short enjoyable high that theres literally zero point in even getting it if you arent getting a bunch.

20 mins after the last bump and its like the night can just end now unless you get more. Ive never been addicted to it and still in that exact moment you always want more the second the last shit is wearing off.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 8:54:00 PM
#276:


HAHA here's an old email I got from some washed up porn star in Reno. My friend was pushing really hard to go out there and I wanted to make sure they would do ANYTHING:

August is a great time to come out and visit. Well Im really glad you dont want me to poop on you because I dont do that. We are not allowed to quote prices. The more of a budget you have the more time and activities we can do together. I truly enjoy what I do and just want to have fun. Let me know what day and time you have in mind so we can get an appointment set up.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 8:56:08 PM
#277:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA here's an old email I got from some washed up porn star in Reno. My friend was pushing really hard to go out there and I wanted to make sure they would do ANYTHING:

August is a great time to come out and visit. Well Im really glad you dont want me to poop on you because I dont do that. We are not allowed to quote prices. The more of a budget you have the more time and activities we can do together. I truly enjoy what I do and just want to have fun. Let me know what day and time you have in mind so we can get an appointment set up.


wow. Thats a deal breaker tbh.

Also weird how she didnt mention getting pooped on.

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a-c-a-b
11/15/19 8:59:34 PM
#278:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Also thats the problem with blow. Its such a short enjoyable high that theres literally zero point in even getting it if you arent getting a bunch.

20 mins after the last bump and its like the night can just end now unless you get more. Ive never been addicted to it and still in that exact moment you always want more the second the last shit is wearing off.

That sounds like crack.

It's so stupid but at the same time it's awesome.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 9:00:16 PM
#279:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA here's an old email I got from some washed up porn star in Reno. My friend was pushing really hard to go out there and I wanted to make sure they would do ANYTHING:

August is a great time to come out and visit. Well Im really glad you dont want me to poop on you because I dont do that. We are not allowed to quote prices. The more of a budget you have the more time and activities we can do together. I truly enjoy what I do and just want to have fun. Let me know what day and time you have in mind so we can get an appointment set up.


wow. Thats a deal breaker tbh.

Also weird how she didnt mention getting pooped on.


Well. Nobody goes to Reno unless they're about to get shit on so I just had to check.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 9:08:06 PM
#280:


a-c-a-b posted...
That sounds like crack.

It's so stupid but at the same time it's awesome.


i only ever did that once. It was worse than blow for that. It was worse than blow for that ten times over. A hundred times over.

Never fucked with it again. Why would i wanna do a thing that makes me miserable ten minutes after i run out of it? Lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 9:24:59 PM
#281:


Canuck how do you feel about these monsters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgZDUFvk4Y
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a-c-a-b
11/15/19 9:33:20 PM
#282:


I just ralphed in my sink pretty good.

I'm still good though. Gonna get right ruined.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 9:35:39 PM
#283:


a-c-a-b posted...
I just ralphed in my sink pretty good.

I'm still good though. Gonna get right ruined.


We're gonna die a really early death. Just try to remember as much as you can.
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DespondentDeity
11/15/19 9:44:43 PM
#284:


CanuckCowboy posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
That sounds like crack.

It's so stupid but at the same time it's awesome.


i only ever did that once. It was worse than blow for that. It was worse than blow for that ten times over. A hundred times over.

Never fucked with it again. Why would i wanna do a thing that makes me miserable ten minutes after i run out of it? Lol


Dude I railed some meth one time, I was up for like 4 days, and I shit you not the first three days were legit as fuck, but god damn that comedown was the worst shit ever at the time.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 9:46:33 PM
#285:


Nobody here should ever be doing Meth. I have a friend that did that shit and it's a brain changer. You actually turn into complete dumb fucks after fucking with that shit.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 9:47:26 PM
#286:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Canuck how do you feel about these monsters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgZDUFvk4Y


I want them so much. Assuming theyre happy being domesticated anyways. If i was a rich person id spend my life trying to breed these little savages with a house cat. Theyre not even ten lbs but theyre so cute and its nuts they eat monkeys.

https://youtu.be/hJSkvguVOuo

fuck sakes i cant find tje video i wanted. They literally hide in a tree and mimic a baby monkey distress call and just fly out and maul the shit out of any adult monkey dumb enough to fal for it.


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DespondentDeity
11/15/19 9:47:32 PM
#287:


That was like 8 years ago mate, don't hold it against me please.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 9:48:53 PM
#288:


DespondentDeity posted...
That was like 8 years ago mate, don't hold it against me please.


Been there about ten plus years ago. Lol.

Some girl talked me into it.

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DespondentDeity
11/15/19 9:51:59 PM
#289:


CanuckCowboy posted...
DespondentDeity posted...
That was like 8 years ago mate, don't hold it against me please.


Been there about ten plus years ago. Lol.

Some girl talked me into it.


My roommate had it, asked if I wanted an easy way to stay up for my grave shift, obviously I said hell yeah. Didn't realize it was an easy way to stay up for all 4 of my consecutive grave shifts lol.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 9:54:04 PM
#290:


I live in a mountain desert area. I've seen every wild animal. I've only seen one Bobcat for a quick glimpse and I have NEVER seen a Mountain Lion even though they're here.

All the small shit? Scorpions? Black Widow Spiders? Centipedes? I've had one of those come through the air conditioner at work. Half the building cleared out.
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a-c-a-b
11/15/19 9:58:55 PM
#291:


Fuck you and your mountain desert.

There's already like several inches of snow here. I hate living in Canada.
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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 10:00:21 PM
#292:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I want them so much. Assuming theyre happy being domesticated anyways. If i was a rich person id spend my life trying to breed these little savages with a house cat. Theyre not even ten lbs but theyre so cute and its nuts they eat monkeys.

https://youtu.be/hJSkvguVOuo

fuck sakes i cant find tje video i wanted. They literally hide in a tree and mimic a baby monkey distress call and just fly out and maul the shit out of any adult monkey dumb enough to fal for it.
That's so cool. Not for the monkeys tho obviously lol

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 10:13:52 PM
#293:


DespondentDeity posted...
My roommate had it, asked if I wanted an easy way to stay up for my grave shift, obviously I said hell yeah. Didn't realize it was an easy way to stay up for all 4 of my consecutive grave shifts lol.


Yeah i was just drunk at buddies with him his gf and some other chick. And she wouldnt shut up telling me how horny meth made her. Eventually i got drunk and was like fuck it imma try it and bang this girl i didnt sleep for three days nor did i bang her. I felt absolutely amazing for like 6 hours then i felt like shit and tired for the next 60 some hours. Neat stuff. Lol.

a-c-a-b posted...
Fuck you and your mountain desert.

There's already like several inches of snow here. I hate living in Canada.


I live jn canada in a mountainous desert. The only desert in canada and winter is still cold but like this moment its plus 5 celsius.

I went swimming less than a month ago. I dont know anyone else who swims in late october but it was 17 that day. Dont mind cold water if i can get out into the sun.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 10:19:18 PM
#294:


JimCarrysToe posted...
That's so cool. Not for the monkeys tho obviously lol


Yeah its seriously one of the most insanely
aggressive murderous horrific things ive seen. Lol.

The contrast between how unvelievably cute they are vs how savage they are leaves my gast flabbered


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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 10:29:31 PM
#295:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Yeah its seriously one of the most insanely
aggressive murderous horrific things ive seen. Lol.

The contrast between how unvelievably cute they are vs how savage they are leaves my gast flabbered
I want a little murder machine now!

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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 10:31:06 PM
#296:


Btw what do you think are the chances of nic cage and eminem doing a collab? I had a dream last night.... wish I could remember nics rapping. Bet it was hilarious.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 10:37:43 PM
#297:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Btw what do you think are the chances of nic cage and eminem doing a collab? I had a dream last night.... wish I could remember nics rapping. Bet it was hilarious.


In a perfect world theyre 100%. Damn our disappointing reality.

Also i almost said i want a little murder machine but then I felt bad cause margays fucking rule but tbf walter is awesome as all hell and i bet hed be super best friends with a margay too.

fuck i should find a brilliant internets solution to raise money for a margay. Walter and her can start the worlds best cat family!


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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 10:40:06 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
In a perfect world theyre 100%. Damn our disappointing reality.

Also i almost said i want a little murder machine but then I felt bad cause margays fucking rule but tbf walter is awesome as all hell and i bet hed be super best friends with a margay too.

fuck i should find a brilliant internets solution to raise money for a margay. Walter and her can start the worlds best cat family!
They can kill the world and no one will mind cuz they're AWESOME!

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 10:47:05 PM
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I could not say it better. Also he jumps so fucking high nothing is off limits. He stole my coat off a hanger a sec ago and immediately rolled up in it. He doesnt want anything to do with me atm but its still adorable. Lol.


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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 10:48:21 PM
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Now hes making derp face yawns.

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