Poll of the Day > You have ridiculously large sums of steady income

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hypnox
01/29/20 11:25:30 AM
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What ONE servant are you staffing





I think I would get a driver.

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Kyuubi4269
01/29/20 11:26:33 AM
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Maid, because I don't really want any assistance but I do like eye candy.
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Mead
01/29/20 11:26:52 AM
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Im allergic to the grass outside so a gardener would only make sense

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OhhhJa
01/29/20 11:36:48 AM
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Maid easily. Not having to do household chores again would be awesome
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Far-Queue
01/29/20 11:39:10 AM
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Chef.

My wife gets carsick unless she's driving so that's out.

Wouldn't be comfortable with someone cleaning up after me or waiting on me. Might be nice once in a while but not all the time.

I don't mind yard work.

Chef I would enjoy most, I think

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TerranceC
01/29/20 11:43:24 AM
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Driver, I have phobia of driving and that would be super convenient
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Noop_Noop
01/29/20 11:48:05 AM
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Chef was my first hire, maid service was second.

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wolfy42
01/29/20 11:51:06 AM
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Chef in a hot second (Chef has to clean the dishes as well right?).

Maid would be nice, but I can live without it as long as the dishes get done.

Gardener would be wasted on me.

Driver is nice, but I can just uber anyway, and it probably would cost less.

Why would anyone want a butler? Seriously........even in a big home it seems crazy.

Hot chef that also sleeps with me would be the best option though hehe:)

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darkknight109
01/29/20 11:51:29 AM
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I already have a gardener. Chef would be my next hire.

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Entity13
01/29/20 12:02:45 PM
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Driver so I can get across town easily without having to drive myself, nor arranging for public transit. I actually don't like driving, and my bad ankle likes it even less. <_<

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miki_sauvester
01/29/20 12:05:46 PM
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A cute maid.
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OhhhJa
01/29/20 12:17:11 PM
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A chef would be nice but I really don't mind cooking. I just really hate laundry
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DocDelicious
01/29/20 12:26:37 PM
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Mead posted...
Im allergic to the grass outside so a gardener would only make sense
Same.

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gguirao
01/29/20 12:51:50 PM
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Chef. I don't have a garden, can get around well enough with public transportation, and can clean up after myself.

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Kyuubi4269
01/29/20 12:59:41 PM
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gguirao posted...
Chef. I don't have a garden, can get around well enough with public transportation, and can clean up after myself.

You can get around better with a driver, you can have cleaning done to a higher standard without a personal time penalty and my microwave can make food well enough, it just can be better.
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ReggieTheReckless
01/29/20 1:26:37 PM
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Maiddddd

Cooking is awesome. Cleaning fucking sucks.
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RCtheWSBC
01/29/20 1:27:52 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
Maiddddd

Cooking is awesome. Cleaning fucking sucks.
Amen my dude

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Bugmeat
01/29/20 1:28:30 PM
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Gardener, I suppose. If I have ridiculous amounts of income then I have a large property. I really don't want to take care of that much landscaping. Like REALLY wouldn't want to.

I like driving. I would enjoy it even more with the awesome cars that a ridiculous income would allow me to have.

While a chef would be really nice, I don't mind cooking (certainly not more than yard work) and I can always just get set up on one of those deals where they send you all the shit you need for nice meals regularly. Still have to cook it, but I wouldn't have to plan ahead and go shopping for everything. Certainly not.cost effective. But fuck it. I'm ridiculously wealthy.

Don't need a maid because we clean up after ourselves regularly and never let it pile up.

No interest in having a butler.
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Forest_Temple
01/29/20 1:34:10 PM
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Maid if she's hot
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SunWuKung420
01/29/20 1:41:50 PM
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Other: I'd hire mead to be my permanent petsitter. Of course, he'd have to sleep in the same bed with me but those are the perks.

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Gaawa_chan
01/29/20 1:44:10 PM
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Maid as in housekeeper, don't care about gender; I hate housework.

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Dynalo
01/29/20 2:31:28 PM
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That's a tough one. My gut says the chef would be the most useful, but I do enjoy cooking, so I feel like it would also be the least useful.

I don't particularly care for driving, so that would be nice... But it's not like I drive a lot. Seems like a waste.

Cleaning kinda sucks, but I also don't really make a huge mess unless I'm hosting something, so that's another one that I feel like I wouldn't get much use out of.

I don't have a garden or plants. So no to that. Could see an argument for it if I also owned a ridiculously large property. But under current circumstances a gardener would have nothing to do.

I legit don't know why I would need a Butler.

So I guess chef wins, and I'll just get them to teach me some stuff.

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JOExHIGASHI
01/29/20 2:37:15 PM
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Maid saves the most time but chef is the highest skilled.


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Retroxgamer0
01/29/20 2:40:40 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Maid, because I don't really want any assistance but I do like eye candy.

and she can only wear bunny outfit ^_^
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SpeedDemon20
01/29/20 2:41:21 PM
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Driver! Mostly because traffic sucks and I always wish I were doing something else. I like cooking and don't mind cleaning. Don't really have much of a garden.

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PKMNsony
01/29/20 2:54:37 PM
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Chef.

I love driving and garden work is relaxing. I don't mind a little messiness so maid/butler comes after a chef.
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Cruddy_horse
01/29/20 2:56:57 PM
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TerranceC posted...
Driver, I have phobia of driving and that would be super convenient


Saaaaaame
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DirtBasedSoap
01/29/20 3:10:15 PM
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Having a driver would be amazing.

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Rotpar
01/29/20 3:18:46 PM
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I think I hate cooking more than driving, so a chef.

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FrozenBananas
01/29/20 3:30:06 PM
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Maid is first choice easily

second would be chef but its farther down the list

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DarkKirby2500
01/29/20 3:49:43 PM
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captpackrat
01/29/20 8:30:22 PM
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Bunny girl maid.

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MrMelodramatic
01/29/20 8:32:08 PM
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Chef if they do the dishes. Maid if not.
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Zeus
01/29/20 9:31:46 PM
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Doesn't a butler fulfill multiple domestic tasks when you don't have the equivalent servants? Assuming that the butler isn't doubling, then either the chef or driver. Probably the driver because that would free up a lot of time... although if I had ridiculous streams of income, I might not need to do much driving. And in general, the list is missing security/bodyguard which I'd want if I was absurdly rich.

wolfy42 posted...
Why would anyone want a butler? Seriously........even in a big home it seems crazy.

A butler serves as the head of domestic staff and can take over some of their responsibilities in the absence of those servants. Out of all the choices, he's kind of the practical one because it can be a catch-all position. Granted, other servants might also wear other hats.


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adjl
01/29/20 11:05:43 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
Maiddddd

Cooking is awesome. Cleaning fucking sucks.

This. And I say this despite the fact that I'm currently doing virtually all of the cooking while my girlfriend does the vast majority of the cleaning, so I wouldn't even directly benefit from the maid service. Maid service is also something that would become increasingly necessary if I were to move to a larger home (which I almost certainly would, in this case), whereas cooking remains a constant time commitment (or at least it continues to vary within parameters that I control).

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Keebs05
01/30/20 12:41:30 AM
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No concubine option? I guess I'll go with the maid then.

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01/30/20 12:57:51 AM
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DirtBasedSoap
01/30/20 12:58:42 AM
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what about a bang maid?
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Lokarin
01/30/20 1:00:08 AM
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Ooo, this is hard...

I would really want a maid, but I NEED a driver

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Joshs Name
01/30/20 1:13:55 AM
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I already have a cleaner that comes in once every 3 weeks. Maid for sure.

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CaptainObvius
01/30/20 3:28:24 AM
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Butler, only if it is the Artemis fowl style that doubles as a driver and personal bodyguard.

Other than that, probably a gardener. I am not a fan of yard work.

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VeeVees
01/30/20 3:34:08 AM
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well, I am already hiring maid service so that.

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KJ StErOiDs
01/30/20 8:31:08 AM
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Chef. Food is a great pleasure in my life and having a culinary expert cook something new for me every day...man I shudder at the loveliness.

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BUMPED2002
01/30/20 8:35:38 AM
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I don't believe in servants because I feel that degrading to another human being and just because someone has a lot of money doesn't mean they own people or get to treat people as if they owned them.

Giving the history of America going back to the Colonies certain people think it's their right to have someone serving them hand and foot or using someone else's physical labor for their personal financial gain. That's what slavery was about in the Colonies and America herself.

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Bugmeat
01/30/20 9:13:53 AM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
blah blah blah

That's a whole lot of silliness. It's not even remotely comparable to slavery. These are people who want this particular job. People who will go through a very thorough application and interview process. People who will be getting paid to do something that they have chosen as their career and have willingly submitted themselves for consideration for this position.

By saying these jobs are degrading you are insulting every person who has chosen that career path. You are looking down on them for choosing what you have deemed to be a "degrading" job.


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afrodude77
01/30/20 10:19:46 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Maid, because I don't really want any assistance but I do like eye candy.

Have fun with the me too movement

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Fierce_Deity_08
01/30/20 10:52:25 AM
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Pool boy, for which I will need to get a pool.

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Kyuubi4269
01/30/20 11:00:44 AM
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afrodude77 posted...


Have fun with the me too movement

You can't have a me too movement against your employment contract lol
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afrodude77
01/30/20 12:04:39 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
You can't have a me too movement against your employment contract lol

Don't say I didn't warn you

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MacrossSpecial
01/30/20 12:24:06 PM
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Already have a gardener, so it is a tie between maid and chef for me.

Since I use doing laundry as an opportunity to catch up on shows I want to see, I'm going to go with chef. Having someone to make meals in line with my diet every day would be nice.

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