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anttttt 03/16/20 11:38:55 PM #352:	zss is not hyperaggressive lol she's the exact opposite but can just pull out some explosive card tricks <cite>anttttt posted [p:935780283] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>zss is not hyperaggressive lol she's the exact opposite but can just pull out some explosive card tricks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 03/17/20 12:07:13 AM #353:	sorry I fell asleep --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:935781219] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>sorry I fell asleep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 1:10:04 AM #354:	anttttt posted... zss is not hyperaggressive lol she's the exact opposite but can just pull out some explosive card tricks What characters are even considered "hyperaggressive" anyway? For example, I've heard people say that while they're considered a rushdown, Inkling played optimally is a timeout character. As in, you just wall the opponent out with Inkling's insane defense (i.e. dash dancing and back airs). --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935783155] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>anttttt posted... </cite> <quote>zss is not hyperaggressive lol she's the exact opposite but can just pull out some explosive card tricks</quote>What characters are even considered "hyperaggressive" anyway? For example, I've heard people say that while they're considered a rushdown, Inkling played optimally is a timeout character. As in, you just wall the opponent out with Inkling's insane defense (i.e. dash dancing and back airs). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 1:25:07 AM #355:	Roy? Pichu? Fox? --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935783538] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Roy? Pichu? Fox? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 03/17/20 3:44:20 PM #356:	thinking about learning mewtwo, but idk. he seems to fit what my playstyle seems to be, but i shouldnt be switching characters so often because im still learning the game --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:935806339] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>thinking about learning mewtwo, but idk. he seems to fit what my playstyle seems to be, but i shouldnt be switching characters so often because im still learning the game </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simon_Petrikov 03/17/20 5:37:34 PM #357:	Whats the word --- Will happen, happening, happened https://imgur.com/V0NMmmo <cite>Simon_Petrikov posted [p:935811433] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Whats the word </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 6:25:36 PM #358:	Today I just found out my group is hosting an online tourney due to this whole corona business. https://smash.gg/tournament/smash-realm-online/details I don't know if any of you are interested, there's going to be some of Houston's best talent including two of the best little mac players in the US. Starts at 7:30pm central time. --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935813410] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Today I just found out my group is hosting an online tourney due to this whole corona business. https://smash.gg/tournament/smash-realm-online/details I don't know if any of you are interested, there's going to be some of Houston's best talent including two of the best little mac players in the US. Starts at 7:30pm central time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 03/17/20 6:44:13 PM #359:	I might need someone to coach me. I'm terrible at edge guarding, spiking, recovery, etc. I have no idea how to tech, or when to tech. I think my timing is pretty good though, and I can read other players pretty well. My GSP is at 3.5 million thereabouts at the moment. Aiming for elite smash level. I think it's doable, I just had a 10 game win streak that bumped me up another million. I main cloud, I suppose. Mostly because he's really fucking annoying for other players, and I find getting into their head like that makes them panic. I suck at facing against ganandorf most. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:935814230] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>I might need someone to coach me. I'm terrible at edge guarding, spiking, recovery, etc. I have no idea how to tech, or when to tech. I think my timing is pretty good though, and I can read other players pretty well. My GSP is at 3.5 million thereabouts at the moment. Aiming for elite smash level. I think it's doable, I just had a 10 game win streak that bumped me up another million. I main cloud, I suppose. Mostly because he's really fucking annoying for other players, and I find getting into their head like that makes them panic. I suck at facing against ganandorf most. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 03/17/20 6:49:44 PM #360:	NightMarishPie posted... This is pretty neat to see for sure. Here's MkLeo's tier list: https://i.redd.it/i7p7wt9g90e41.jpg I almost completely agree with his, short of some strange choices like Hero and Lucas being high tier, but i am but a mere casual. I think to your question about the Japan meta, Nairo has always commented that the Japan meta is a lot more reserved, so when characters like Fox and ZSS come in, the hyper offense nature just flips the whole playbook. Either way, we're all just casuals, and playing on wifi, so like bitching about tier lists doesnt do a whole lot of good haha lucas is ranked so highly largely due to potential. he has a lot of neat tech like Double Jump Cancel tether and PSI magnet shenanigans, but he just doesn't have a lot of representation. he's also got good zoning tools but i just don't think he has the neutral to get to high tier and that his great edgeguard game is inconsistent due to how matchup-dependent edgeguarding is. --- https://imgur.com/HUHxlFl You act like I don't know my own way home <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:935814455] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>NightMarishPie posted... </cite> <quote>This is pretty neat to see for sure. Here's MkLeo's tier list: https://i.redd.it/i7p7wt9g90e41.jpg I almost completely agree with his, short of some strange choices like Hero and Lucas being high tier, but i am but a mere casual. I think to your question about the Japan meta, Nairo has always commented that the Japan meta is a lot more reserved, so when characters like Fox and ZSS come in, the hyper offense nature just flips the whole playbook. Either way, we're all just casuals, and playing on wifi, so like bitching about tier lists doesnt do a whole lot of good haha</quote> lucas is ranked so highly largely due to potential. he has a lot of neat tech like Double Jump Cancel tether and PSI magnet shenanigans, but he just doesn't have a lot of representation. he's also got good zoning tools but i just don't think he has the neutral to get to high tier and that his great edgeguard game is inconsistent due to how matchup-dependent edgeguarding is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 9:07:49 PM #361:	Anyone down tonight? I'm pissed that I lost to a ganon that was clearly lagging. --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935820322] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Anyone down tonight? I'm pissed that I lost to a ganon that was clearly lagging. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 9:20:56 PM #362:	Gimme like 30 minutes and I can probably play for at least an hour --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935820845] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Gimme like 30 minutes and I can probably play for at least an hour </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 9:23:48 PM #363:	pinky0926 posted... I might need someone to coach me. I'm terrible at edge guarding, spiking, recovery, etc. I have no idea how to tech, or when to tech. I think my timing is pretty good though, and I can read other players pretty well. My GSP is at 3.5 million thereabouts at the moment. Aiming for elite smash level. I think it's doable, I just had a 10 game win streak that bumped me up another million. I main cloud, I suppose. Mostly because he's really fucking annoying for other players, and I find getting into their head like that makes them panic. I suck at facing against ganandorf most. If you play with us at some point me and Hannibal love to try and analyze gameplay --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935820950] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite> <quote>I might need someone to coach me. I'm terrible at edge guarding, spiking, recovery, etc. I have no idea how to tech, or when to tech. I think my timing is pretty good though, and I can read other players pretty well. My GSP is at 3.5 million thereabouts at the moment. Aiming for elite smash level. I think it's doable, I just had a 10 game win streak that bumped me up another million. I main cloud, I suppose. Mostly because he's really fucking annoying for other players, and I find getting into their head like that makes them panic. I suck at facing against ganandorf most.</quote>If you play with us at some point me and Hannibal love to try and analyze gameplay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 9:26:04 PM #364:	AceAttorneyist posted... Gimme like 30 minutes and I can probably play for at least an hour Cool. Gonna take a shower --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935821050] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>AceAttorneyist posted... </cite> <quote>Gimme like 30 minutes and I can probably play for at least an hour</quote>Cool. Gonna take a shower </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davyheinz 03/17/20 9:32:21 PM #365:	I might be interested in a bit when people go to sleep --- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY & Zed <cite>davyheinz posted [p:935821309] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>I might be interested in a bit when people go to sleep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 9:39:24 PM #366:	I'll probably play a little --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935821614] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>I'll probably play a little </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 9:59:33 PM #367:	ID is LS6CW --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935822474] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>ID is LS6CW </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:01:36 PM #368:	AceAttorneyist posted... ID is LS6CW Alright be there in a bit --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935822560] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>AceAttorneyist posted... </cite> <quote>ID is LS6CW</quote>Alright be there in a bit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:05:43 PM #369:	packed today --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935822710] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>packed today </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 03/17/20 10:06:28 PM #370:	im in --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:935822734] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>im in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 10:09:10 PM #371:	maybe let's make 2 lobbies? --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935822860] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>maybe let's make 2 lobbies? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 03/17/20 10:10:24 PM #372:	or we could do doubles --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:935822927] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>or we could do doubles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 03/17/20 10:13:03 PM #373:	holy shit, someone bought out the pac-man --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:935823057] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>holy shit, someone bought out the pac-man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:13:55 PM #374:	viewmaster_pi posted... or we could do doubles I'm down later. Doubles are fun --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935823107] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>or we could do doubles</quote>I'm down later. Doubles are fun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 10:14:22 PM #375:	doubles would be dope af --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935823127] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>doubles would be dope af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 10:15:17 PM #376:	Do I have to remake the arena to do doubles? --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935823166] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Do I have to remake the arena to do doubles? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:16:04 PM #377:	AceAttorneyist posted... Do I have to remake the arena to do doubles? No you can change the rulesst --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935823199] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>AceAttorneyist posted... </cite> <quote>Do I have to remake the arena to do doubles?</quote>No you can change the rulesst </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 10:17:16 PM #378:	HannibalBarca3 posted... No you can change the rulesst Might not be able to do it until my turn comes around, though. I can't change the ruleset while a game is going on --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935823245] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>HannibalBarca3 posted... </cite> <quote>No you can change the rulesst</quote>Might not be able to do it until my turn comes around, though. I can't change the ruleset while a game is going on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 10:18:07 PM #379:	if im taunting that means i thought that was some good shit haha. --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935823284] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>if im taunting that means i thought that was some good shit haha. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 10:23:26 PM #380:	pojr, get in there. we teaming up --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935823520] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>pojr, get in there. we teaming up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:27:11 PM #381:	NightMarishPie posted... if im taunting that means i thought that was some good shit haha. Sure --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935823682] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>NightMarishPie posted... </cite> <quote>if im taunting that means i thought that was some good shit haha.</quote>Sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 10:28:10 PM #382:	How do I turn team attack on? --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935823725] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>How do I turn team attack on? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:28:26 PM #383:	Team shortie didn't pull through smh --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935823738] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Team shortie didn't pull through smh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 03/17/20 10:28:49 PM #384:	AceAttorneyist posted... How do I turn team attack on? advanced rules or something? i don't remember because the rule menus are really shitty and obfuscated --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:935823757] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>AceAttorneyist posted... </cite> <quote>How do I turn team attack on?</quote>advanced rules or something? i don't remember because the rule menus are really shitty and obfuscated </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:30:30 PM #385:	Pojr with the nice edgeguards. You've been improving nicely. --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935823835] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Pojr with the nice edgeguards. You've been improving nicely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 10:32:09 PM #386:	HannibalBarca3 posted... Pojr with the nice edgeguards. You've been improving nicely. yeah pojr, that was sick. you got me twice --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935823900] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>HannibalBarca3 posted... </cite> <quote>Pojr with the nice edgeguards. You've been improving nicely.</quote>yeah pojr, that was sick. you got me twice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 03/17/20 10:36:28 PM #387:	wowwwwwwwwww dude --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:935824096] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>wowwwwwwwwww dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 10:36:38 PM #388:	lmao view i had so much collateral on you --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935824104] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>lmao view i had so much collateral on you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 10:36:39 PM #389:	Nice 2 v 1 win Hannibal --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935824105] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Nice 2 v 1 win Hannibal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:37:08 PM #390:	Fucking thwacked your own team mate lmao --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935824136] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>Fucking thwacked your own team mate lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 03/17/20 10:37:32 PM #391:	i can't stand the insane screen shake and camera movements, couldn't even tell what was happening down there --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:935824152] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>i can't stand the insane screen shake and camera movements, couldn't even tell what was happening down there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 03/17/20 10:37:48 PM #392:	NightMarishPie posted... lmao view i had so much collateral on you nbd lol --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:935824164] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>NightMarishPie posted... </cite> <quote>lmao view i had so much collateral on you</quote>nbd lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 03/17/20 10:40:53 PM #393:	sorry falcon, I didnt realize you were on my team >_______> --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:935824319] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>sorry falcon, I didnt realize you were on my team >_______> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 03/17/20 10:41:21 PM #394:	woah 4 waifus --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:935824339] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>woah 4 waifus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 10:41:52 PM #395:	pojr posted... sorry falcon, I didnt realize you were on my team >_______> Lol I kinda figured when you spiked me --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935824362] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>pojr posted... </cite> <quote>sorry falcon, I didnt realize you were on my team >_______></quote>Lol I kinda figured when you spiked me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:45:05 PM #396:	My bad view --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935824506] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>My bad view </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 03/17/20 10:45:08 PM #397:	thats also why i was not attacking the lucina lmao --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:935824510] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>thats also why i was not attacking the lucina lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/17/20 10:45:56 PM #398:	viewmaster_pi posted... woah 4 waifus the best. and sorry simon. i know i killed you almost all 3 times ugh --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:935824539] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>woah 4 waifus</quote>the best. and sorry simon. i know i killed you almost all 3 times ugh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 03/17/20 10:46:08 PM #399:	HannibalBarca3 posted... My bad view no problem, doubles in ultimate are just chaotic as fuck --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:935824551] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>HannibalBarca3 posted... </cite> <quote>My bad view</quote>no problem, doubles in ultimate are just chaotic as fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 03/17/20 10:48:44 PM #400:	My girlfriend is gonna play, she's the Cloud --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:935824658] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend is gonna play, she's the Cloud </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/17/20 10:50:39 PM #401:	You should have thrown me a projectile lol --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:935824724] in Anybody Wa... [t:78440817]...</cite> <quote>You should have thrown me a projectile lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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