Poll of the Day > Just FYI parasite is on Hulu

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So you should watch it because it is Incredible

Hell yeah thanks

Now I just need my wife to stay awake long enough to start watching it. She mentioned wanting to see it, so if I watch it without her she'll be bummed, but if I start it with her and she falls asleep watching it, which is likely, that's okay

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Far-Queue posted...

Hell yeah thanks

Now I just need my wife to stay awake long enough to start watching it. She mentioned wanting to see it, so if I watch it without her she'll be bummed, but if I start it with her and she falls asleep watching it, which is likely, that's okay

The subtitles might actually keep her awake

Nice, been meaning to see it. Thanks for the psa

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MICHALECOLE posted...

The subtitles might actually keep her awake

lol maybe but we have a 4 month old and she's nursing so she handles the middle of the night stuff since she has to feed him anyway. she's tired every day. I let her sleep in the mornings when I'm home but it's not nearly enough for her to catch up on her sleep

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Far-Queue posted...

lol maybe but we have a 4 month old and she's nursing so she handles the middle of the night stuff since she has to feed him anyway. she's tired every day. I let her sleep in the mornings when I'm home but it's not nearly enough for her to catch up on her sleep

I mean, women are women when it comes to watching movies, theyre either completely enthralled or asleep in seconds, but I will say that parasite literally has zero uninteresting or unexciting parts. To me, anyways.

keep me updated on how she does and how you like it

Oh nice, thanks!

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Yeah, it's amazing! Definitely deserved all its accolades.
:D

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MICHALECOLE posted...

keep me updated on how she does and how you like it

will do dude

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PotD movie night wowee

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We watched it... she stayed awake! That movie was wild. Didn't expect it to go the way it did. Great movie.

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Far-Queue posted...

We watched it... she stayed awake! That movie was wild. Didn't expect it to go the way it did. Great movie.

Fuck yeah! What did she think?

Best review you could ask for?

She didn't look at her phone once!

I'd say she enjoyed it lol

We watched that Nick Cage movie Mom & Dad the other day and I thought it was campy fun but she had her face in her phone through the whole thing

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Far-Queue posted...

Best review you could ask for?

She didn't look at her phone once!

I'd say she enjoyed it lol

We watched that Nick Cage movie Mom & Dad the other day and I thought it was campy fun but she had her face in her phone through the whole thing

I watched it last night and liked it.

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I think it's supposed to be on Crave, for all you Canadians.

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MICHALECOLE posted...

Why can I only copy and search for the two symbols together, or just the hand. Why not the square?

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Far-Queue posted...

She didn't look at her phone once!

Because subtitles.

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Why can I only copy and search for the two symbols together, or just the hand. Why not the square?

What

MICHALECOLE posted...

What

There is a hand sign and a salmon coloured square.

I can copy them both and search for them, but even in the google box, I can only take of the square, I cannot remove the hand and search the square to understand the meaning of those emoticons.

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

There is a hand sign and a salmon coloured square.

I can copy them both and search for them, but even in the google box, I can only take of the square, I cannot remove the hand and search the square to understand the meaning of those emoticons.

I had no idea they came up like that, I thought it was just what I was posting.

also, Im only posting one emoji so its weird its coming up as two things. Im posting the ok hand symbol and thats it. Once.

Nichtcrawler X posted...

Why can I only copy and search for the two symbols together, or just the hand. Why not the square?

Whatever browser you're on is on an outdated emoji set. The color box is just supposed to represent the color of the hand, because modern sets just show the hand in the proper color. Same thing might happen to you with some gendered emojis, it might show the male or female symbol next to your emoji to represent that it's actually different.

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Veedrock- posted...

Because subtitles.

That's not it. We watch movies with subtitles all the time. If it wasn't holding her interest, she'd look at her phone.

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Veedrock- posted...

Whatever browser you're on is on an outdated emoji set. The color box is just supposed to represent the color of the hand, because modern sets just show the hand in the proper color. Same thing might happen to you with some gendered emojis, it might show the male or female symbol next to your emoji to represent that it's actually different.

The hand is the same colour as the box.

I have been seeing a lot of weird messages that are just a shrug followed by a fender symbol, still trying to figure that out.

And I think Firefox updated last night, so I doubt it has anything to do with outdated stuff.

Edit: I think I just figured out what is going on, just Apple doing its own stuff and not being fully compatible with non-Apple stuff.

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I mean, to be fair, Apple does have the best looking emojis

Cannot say I ever actually really cared all that much about emoticons.

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Well people of culture such as myself love emojis

Make sure to pick the right one. There is an anime and th he other is a dumpster fire of mentally handicap people trying to pull oceans eleven. Heck they couldnt even fold pizza boxes correctly

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ScritchOwl posted...

Make sure to pick the right one. There is an anime and th he other is a dumpster fire of mentally handicap people trying to pull oceans eleven. Heck they couldnt even fold pizza boxes correctly

Just saw it. Man that is like Shakespeare level tragic.
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Hey I stand by it. Honestly if a family couldnt fold pizza boxes effectively makes them think they are qualified to attempt a heist of this level. I am sorry to me this movie was based on such a sheer level of stupidity to work its just a poor movie.

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ScritchOwl posted...

Hey I stand by it. Honestly if a family couldnt fold pizza boxes effectively makes them think they are qualified to attempt a heist of this level. I am sorry to me this movie was based on such a sheer level of stupidity to work its just a poor movie.

I think it was more about quantity than quality when it came to the pizza boxes

Ok as a person who never worked fast but I pretty sure quality is secondary but if you make pizza spheres and pyramids short of working for a hipster pizza co your gonna get fired but still thats the best that this family could do. I mean my wife works at arby's but that is still working. The work they do is similar the work that some employers gave away to lets say those with diminished physical capacity (hey disability doesnt mean lazy) or otherwise a condition that would affect them (trying to tip toe around sjw moderators).

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Also if I were to use mentally handicap to describe the father from the movie host that wouldn't be a hyperbole. One of the things I noticed is that they tend to treat servers/busboys as mentally challenged in these South Korean movies. This actually turned into a plot point in the host as the main character wan't quick witted and may have fallen on a iq test as borderline handicapped (able to function without assistance but personality is awkward or childish) and the scientist not seeing the handicap on his health records assumed that virus x was destroying his brain.

I wish someone from south korea could answer for us "Does the society of SK see fastfood workers as diminished metal capacity". You got to think that even in japan they had laws preventing butchers and garbage men from breeding outside of there circles to the point they were called human like to avoid giving them the same rights and freedoms that other workers d do

Tldr. The family couldnt even hold the job of walmart 11 doorgreeter how could they pull an ocean 11

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ScritchOwl posted...

Also if I were to use mentally handicap to describe the father from the movie

omg are you still bitching and moaning about that

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ScritchOwl posted...

Also if I were to use mentally handicap to describe the father from the movie host that wouldn't be a hyperbole. One of the things I noticed is that they tend to treat servers/busboys as mentally challenged in these South Korean movies. This actually turned into a plot point in the host as the main character wan't quick witted and may have fallen on a iq test as borderline handicapped (able to function without assistance but personality is awkward or childish) and the scientist not seeing the handicap on his health records assumed that virus x was destroying his brain.

I wish someone from south korea could answer for us "Does the society of SK see fastfood workers as diminished metal capacity". You got to think that even in japan they had laws preventing butchers and garbage men from breeding outside of there circles to the point they were called human like to avoid giving them the same rights and freedoms that other workers d do

Tldr. The family couldnt even hold the job of walmart 11 doorgreeter how could they pull an ocean 11

Wat.
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Mead posted...

omg are you still bitching and moaning about that

To be fair havent seen a topic you have been b******* or moaning or tos violation flaming yet on so . Practice what you preach or shudap

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Revelation34 posted...

Wat.

To me the movie was as stupid as 2 antivaxxers and a walmart storegreeter trying to plan a heist to steal moon rocks from the space station.

I dont see any redeeming part in the story because the only people that were done wrong in that situation was the 1% who legitimatly worked harder only to commit the crime of having money.

I mean if the rich family was the waltons after sam yeah they got what they deserved but this was just a hard working man that evidently was too stupid to bother having his home owners do checks on the foundations for flood or pest.

No part of this movie made sense and unfortunately they didnt play to the surrealism. They made a realistic film that ignored reality to give a story and never hit a suspension of disbelief unless you(the public not you yourself) are to stupid to know better

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ScritchOwl posted...

To be fair havent seen a topic you have been b******* or moaning or tos violation flaming yet on so . Practice what you preach or shudap

Mead posted...

omg are you still bitching and moaning

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ScritchOwl posted...

To me the movie was as stupid as 2 antivaxxers and a walmart storegreeter trying to plan a heist to steal moon rocks from the space station.

I dont see any redeeming part in the story because the only people that were done wrong in that situation was the 1% who legitimatly worked harder only to commit the crime of having money.

I mean if the rich family was the waltons after sam yeah they got what they deserved but this was just a hard working man that evidently was too stupid to bother having his home owners do checks on the foundations for flood or pest.

No part of this movie made sense and unfortunately they didnt play to the surrealism. They made a realistic film that ignored reality to give a story and never hit a suspension of disbelief unless you(the public not you yourself) are to stupid to know better

Bruh, are you high? You're completely incoherent.
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I still dont read that is incoherent. I am saying no moment in the film is based on any type of realism. It is like trying to say a salvador dali film is a factual representation of ww2. The movie is an incoherent train wreck that is only championed by people who think that all people who are rich are evil regardless of the income. Thats why they liked the showdown in rich dudes mansion.

Things that dramatically affected the suspension of disbelief
1. The mansion in question is owned by an architect. If anyone would spend time on maintenance (albeit by proxy) he would and a yearly inspection on such a structure would be needed for insuarance and such as they are in a monsoon zone. Think LA with earthquakes.

2. The questionable intelligence of said family. They were under qualified for the jobs at best and yet they decide to pull a heist to make money. What was there end game. Get everyone fired and enjoy the easy life. Sorry thats like getting a guy in accounting fired to take his job when you cant do 2+2.

3. The woefully inept cops that after a murder, atempted murder, home invasion, extortion, poisoning and other crimes. They didnt bother do a house check. This makes the ending even more non sensible as there is no way that any poloce dept barring the police academy films should have let this happen.

Bpttom line the people who love the faux classwar movie probably get more entertainment from Scooby Doo or Paw Patrol than any rational adult should.

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This dude thinks hes the smartest guy ever

MICHALECOLE posted...

This dude thinks hes the smartest guy ever

Never claimed that just saying a movie is a piece of crap. You however percieved intelligence that was conflicting to your own though not much of a challenge I accept your compliment @MICHALECOLE

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To put it in terms for ease of understanding this movie won the oscars only do to the fact that someone put the message out that it would show the oscars arent racist. Essentially it won because hollywood rather prove its pc than actually give a review on merit. It seems like the oscars did a reenactment of the south park episode where mr garrison rides mr slave around the town trying to provoke a reaction but the people would rather give him the life of brian treatment instead.

I watch a lot of foreign films and I am sorry but movies like "the good, the bad, the weird", okja, monster hunt, train to buscan and even the host did far better and deserve more rewards than parasite.

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ScritchOwl posted...

PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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ScritchOwl posted...

*tips fedora* youre welcome for me visiting your topic

@Veedrock- no its more give me more mulan sauce

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@MICHALECOLE no its a triby*being ironic

Dont post an opinion on a forum if you dont want an discussion post a topic in a blog instead.

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You dont have to @ me I made the topic

and youre right, it only won best picture because of the PC police. And every critic loved the movie to show they arent racists. Please tell us more about how much you love foreign films, preferably in three posts in a row with a lot of words so we know how smart you are

Also be sure to pretend you're here to "have a discussion" when you're being dissenting af.

Then tell us more about the pickle.

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