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No_U_L7
05/07/20 7:11:36 PM
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and what's the story?

Not even going to say mine, because people will just accuse me of "flexing"

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No_U_L7
05/07/20 7:49:34 PM
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Pepys Monster
05/07/20 7:50:27 PM
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I met a girl at a rave, brought her home, and banged her.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/07/20 7:50:37 PM
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2nd date

Edit: it was rigged, though

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TheDarkCircle
05/07/20 7:51:28 PM
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Match with a girl on tinder at 5pm, we met up at 7pm, were back at my spot 930pm
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jackgunney
05/07/20 7:51:30 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I met a girl at a rave, brought her home, and banged her.
Dance club, but this. Maybe half an hour

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/07/20 7:52:42 PM
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Met in a date website, went to her place that night, got high and banged. Was good too.

Timeframe wise probably 3-4 hours.

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Accolon
05/07/20 7:52:56 PM
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About 4 years

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MedeaLysistrata
05/07/20 7:55:37 PM
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Hey Scof, make the same topic but for women

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No_U_L7
05/07/20 7:56:19 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Hey Scof, make the same topic but for women

There's only like 3 girls on here and none of them would want to admit how short it was lol

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nevershine
05/07/20 7:56:33 PM
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Same night. Hooked up after meeting at some house party.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/07/20 7:57:00 PM
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would unironically like to see you roleplay a hotshot gundam pilot

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No_U_L7
05/07/20 7:57:31 PM
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Those of you who are just posting "same night" realize how vague that is right? Could be 9 seconds, could be 9 hours

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SquantoZ
05/07/20 7:57:37 PM
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Like 3-4 hours

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KStateKing17
05/07/20 8:02:57 PM
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Within a few hours. We hooked up after the bar closed.

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evil_zombie11
05/07/20 8:08:47 PM
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Followed a girl on IG, she followed back, she likes my stuff and I DM her that shes a baddie and she says she thinks Im hot too. I tell her I think sexting is really fun and she gives me her number and says shell be waiting.

we trade nudes and messages get hot and heavy she makes plans to meet up and **** that weekend. Worth the drive. I only followed her cuz she had big t*ts. That one was 4 days.

another time I followed a girl out of boredom and we talked about horror movies and started trading darker memes, which led to us trading porn memes and shes like wish you were doing that to me. Which was the green light to bang. She only lived 30 minutes away and I got her within 3 days.

hella lit. Too lazy to go to bars so social media is better. Less work.

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Conker
05/07/20 8:11:38 PM
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About an hour at a party during college at my place.

It was more a situation where it only took that long cuz I was getting tipsy and oblivious, otherwise it was more along the lines of, "She saw me, wanted to drag me to the bedroom immediately, and get some." If she hadn't come onto me, I wouldn't even have gotten any, lmao...I was so passive and never tried to have any game back then but everyone thought I was a straight baller (I mean, based on others views I should have been, everyone thinks I look like a combo between Jay Hernandez and Wilmer Valderrama).

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MrResetti
05/07/20 8:16:20 PM
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KogaSteelfang
05/07/20 8:24:48 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/Op2g4Vv.jpg

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apocalyptic_4
05/07/20 8:26:08 PM
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Not even going to say mine, because people will just accuse me of "flexing"

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Sabram
05/07/20 8:28:42 PM
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Nearly immediately, as in less than 10 minutes. Met at some sporting event sitting next to each other. Told her she had nice hair to start, we talked for a couple minutes, then dipped out to one of the restrooms together and fucked.

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R1masher
05/07/20 8:29:06 PM
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According to the sweet ass watch wrapped around my effeminate wrist?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/07/20 8:29:50 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
05/07/20 8:31:17 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
https://i.imgur.com/Op2g4Vv.jpg
You not getting pisses me the fuck off


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Tenlaar
05/07/20 8:31:17 PM
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For a time when I was younger I was sleeping with a girl who was willing and able to find other girls to join us for threesomes, so I have walked into her house and met a girl who was already naked and waiting for sex.
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/07/20 8:31:27 PM
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Probably a day or 2.

One girl I spent like an hour with at a party and then a couple weeks later did the deed after being with her for like 20 minutes. If that counts.

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SuperExcitebike
05/07/20 8:37:42 PM
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Within minutes back in the college days. I'd just spot someone and ask if they want to take shots upstairs and they knew what that meant

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Tired-Insomniac
05/07/20 8:38:07 PM
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Four days

Married her 3 years later

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OudeGeuze
05/07/20 8:39:17 PM
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an hour

No_U_L7 posted...
and what's the story?

Not even going to say mine, because people will just accuse me of "flexing"
probably because you'd lie and say something stupid like "we banged before we actually met and she complimented my monk straps on the way out because they dont come off during sex"
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Jiek_Fafn
05/07/20 8:41:21 PM
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I've banged girls that I've never even met

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dj1200
05/07/20 8:44:43 PM
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nevershine posted...
Same night. Hooked up after meeting at some house party.

same

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gamestunner
05/07/20 8:46:45 PM
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I'm not gonna say, you're just gonna accuse me of flexing.
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Keith_Valentine
05/07/20 8:47:42 PM
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I fuck girl I orgazm
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MedeaLysistrata
05/07/20 8:51:08 PM
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gamestunner posted...
I'm not gonna say, you're just gonna accuse me of flexing.


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Notti
05/07/20 8:51:08 PM
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Maybe around 3 hours from first meeting to fucking. Bar, hang and drink, she brings me to her hotel. She travels here rarely, but we've hooked up twice more in the city since.

Another girl was within the hour, but I knew her for weeks. (so this doesn't count) On and off chating when we meet, nothing serious imo, barely lite flirty. But 1 night she was determined, and we are chatting, to kissing, to her bringing me back to her place, within an hour, had to ditch my buddies lol. Ended up being a great relationship. She comes floating into my life every 2-3 years to catch up+.

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DirkDiggles
05/07/20 8:52:15 PM
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Two minutes.

I just whipped out my schlong and said "Hey, wanna use my flesh stick?"

She said yes.

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DeroIin
05/07/20 8:55:39 PM
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If weve talked on tinder beforehand on tinder for a few days does that count on the timeframe? Lol.

would change my answer from like a week to 3 hours

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KogaSteelfang
05/07/20 9:12:17 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
You not getting pisses me the fuck off
Yeah well, it is what it is.

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Ivany2008
05/07/20 9:34:30 PM
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Couple weeks via texting on sites like POF and whatnot. One was a little weird(no sex involved) in that we met up to watch a movie, her friend was there as well(also a female), I wasn't offended by it, but she said she didn't smoke in the texts and then proceeded to head outside and have a smoke(I'm somewhat allergic to cigarette smoke). After the movie we said our goodbyes and I figured that would be the end of it.

She calls me the very next night saying she had gone to a party and it turned sour and was wondering if she could come over, since apparently she thought that I was a safe person to be around... you know, a guy you only started talking to a couple weeks prior, and had only met in person once. I didn't turn her down, as I'm too nice of a person and she showed up at like 2 in the morning. After a couple hours things started going somewhere and halfway through taking off her bra she full on convulses into an epileptic seizure. I managed to stop it and she passed out on my living room floor. Next day, she had another seizure and turns out it was because she had drunk half a 40 of vodka while I was sleeping, which was in her purse, and was prone to alcohol induced seizures and didn't tell me. Long story short, she nearly died in my living room, mom was able to bring her back(since she's a nurse) and we called 911. EMTs went through her purse and she had like 3 different IDs.

The more fucked up part is that even after being admitted to the hospital, the very next day she called me to tell me that she had checked herself out under the guise that I would be picking her up(as they wouldn't release her any other way). I told her to lose my number and that she needed professional help to deal with being an alcoholic. Haven't heard from her since.

Another chick was roughly the same time length, 3 weeks, though we did go all the way, and apparently I made a good impression of sorts as she continues to message me even though she lives in a different city.
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Bestoffuture
05/07/20 9:36:32 PM
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90 minutes. Talked for about 45 minutes on Tinder. Took a quick shower at my place. Drove the 20 minutes to her place. Had a drink with her, and then booooooom

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Laserion
05/07/20 9:41:38 PM
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No_U_L7 Poo-Ah | 5/7/2020 7:11:36 PM

No_U_L7 (Topic Creator) Poo-Ah | 5/7/2020 7:49:34 PM
Bump

Why did you bump this less than an hour after the beginning? Let it sink to page 3 before bumping.
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No_U_L7
05/07/20 9:44:54 PM
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Laserion posted...
Why did you bump this less than an hour after the beginning? Let it sink to page 3 before bumping.

No one else is obligated to follow rules you made up in your head

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bknight
05/07/20 9:45:32 PM
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7 minutes, asked the waiter at Hong Kong bar to bring me a girl, asked how much, she wanted $100 for 30 min, haggled for 5 minutes, settled for $70, and up we went to Cascadas motel
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berlyman101
05/07/20 9:48:18 PM
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About twenty minutes with a tinder hookup.

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TreyFlowers
05/07/20 9:49:57 PM
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I banged my now-wife 3 hours after meeting her. We had sex 5 times in that first night.

Meant to be I guess

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casio_guy
05/07/20 9:51:24 PM
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Like 45 min. Matched with a girl who was at the bar next door to the one I was at

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