Current Events > tiny chad is in my dms, ce. and he's not so tiny anymore!

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Harpie
05/21/20 5:13:37 AM
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For the vast majority of you who dont know who tiny chad is, well, hes a tiny chad. Hes 54 or something but is otherwise 100% a chad. Works for me since Im 50 lol

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Tiny chad and I used to be coworkers, and we kinda sorta had a thing. We made out like twice but then he GHOSTED ME after he found out I wasnt a bible thumper. That, and probably a combination of not being that attracted to me (I was pretty overweight tbh)

The other day I posted a pic of my body, which is 65lb lighter than from when he last saw me. He responded with fire emojis, which is the first time hes contacted me in years lol
Fast forward to today, 1:30am and I have a snapchat dm from tiny chad and DAMN

he aint so tiny anymore ce. Hes been hitting the gym and is now a mega chad. Lemme know if you want pics cause

Heres the thing though.. hes very religious, slightly anti semitic and worst of all.. he also doesnt smoke weed

Is it worth dealing with that just for some possible action? Or should I not bother because I definitely dont want to date him

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gunplagirl
05/21/20 5:15:30 AM
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Don't do it, he sounds horrible and if you're just looking for a hook up then he'll definitely not be worth all the extra hassle. Leave old flames in the past.

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SomeLikeItHoth
05/21/20 5:16:42 AM
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Pics.

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Frostmourne
05/21/20 5:19:30 AM
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Pics of youuu. >__>
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Harpie
05/21/20 5:20:46 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Don't do it, he sounds horrible and if you're just looking for a hook up then he'll definitely not be worth all the extra hassle. Leave old flames in the past.
I was thinking this, but also wondering if I was making it more of an issue than it needed to be. Youre right lol thanks for being real

SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Pics.


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Scotty_Rogers
05/21/20 5:22:27 AM
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Harpie posted...
hes very religious, slightly anti semitic

This is not Chad.

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WaterLink
05/21/20 5:22:44 AM
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How bad do you want the action? Just make it known that you just want something casual with him however you want to show that. If he's that Christian though he may not go for it but a lot of guys are just fine with casual stuff.

I wouldn't hide that you smoke or anything like that either. If its just sex or a FWB you want then don't go hiding or making compromises for him. But who knows? You said its been a while since you've seen him, so maybe he's changed his tune a bit and you've obviously interested him.

I'd just chat it up with him and see where it goes but if he starts getting preachy/pushy/wanting something you don't want then make it known.
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Nightmare_Luna
05/21/20 5:23:25 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
This is not Chad.


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TeaMilk
05/21/20 5:23:41 AM
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how the FUCK is his waist like that

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Harpie
05/21/20 5:23:56 AM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
Lol my mans ghosted you and only came back to you when he felt you werent overweight. If you just want dick, whatever but know he wont respect you for it, especially after ghosting you for years. Hell prob think damn, I ghosted this girl for years and still can fuck whenever I want
Lmao fuck, when you put it that way it seems so obvious

Frostmourne posted...
Pics of youuu. >__>


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Scotty_Rogers
05/21/20 5:24:30 AM
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>Manlet
>Works out a lot obviously to compensate for height
>Claims to be a devout Christian but is a hypocrite
>Antisemitic

Seriously, this isn't Chad at all lol

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Perascamin
05/21/20 5:25:41 AM
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Let tiny Chad make your babies

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gunplagirl
05/21/20 5:26:35 AM
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Harpie posted...
I was thinking this, but also wondering if I was making it more of an issue than it needed to be. Youre right lol thanks for being real

Yeah so based on the antisemitism part of the description and this picture, he seems like one of those "good ol' boys" you might hear about on the news in a few years, for murdering someone. :l

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CosmicShadows
05/21/20 5:26:59 AM
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Harpie posted...

Lmao fuck, when you put it that way it seems so obvious




Jesus harpie not trying to sound weird. But you are beautiful.
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Perascamin
05/21/20 5:28:49 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Yeah so based on the antisemitism part of the description and this picture, he seems like one of those "good ol' boys" you might hear about on the news in a few years, for murdering someone. :l
That's a whole lot of assumption

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Keith_Valentine
05/21/20 5:29:35 AM
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"Slightly anti semitic" lmao . tc doesnt give a shit, she wants the dope chadness. Classic

What is he one of those that think the Chosen People killed Christ? How you gonna resent jews when Jesus and his disciples were Jews? This kid sounds like some catholic throwback or a wasp.

Anyway, if youre digging each other, enjoy yourself. Just realize you are probably looking for validation because he dissed you when you were heavier. Thats what youre dealing with. He doesnt give a shit about your feelings probably. Ps how do 'super religious' guys like him feel about casual fucking?
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Foppe
05/21/20 5:30:02 AM
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Damn, that body...
That said, it sounds like he got a bad personality and that it will be more pain than what it is worth it in the end.

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Harpie
05/21/20 5:30:06 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
This is not Chad.


I thought a chad was a good looking guy who acts super confident. Do chads have to also not be assholes

WaterLink posted...
How bad do you want the action? Just make it known that you just want something casual with him however you want to show that. If he's that Christian though he may not go for it but a lot of guys are just fine with casual stuff.

I wouldn't hide that you smoke or anything like that either. If its just sex or a FWB you want then don't go hiding or making compromises for him. But who knows? You said its been a while since you've seen him, so maybe he's changed his tune a bit and you've obviously interested him.

I'd just chat it up with him and see where it goes but if he starts getting preachy/pushy/wanting something you don't want then make it known.
Honestly after remembering the fact that he ghosted me, and his shitty opinions, not sure if I want him as much lol. And youre right, he would probably not be willing to go beyond 3rd base if he still has the same values he did before

Thank you for the actually good advice

TeaMilk posted...
how the FUCK is his waist like that
Right?? Mans straight up looks like a dorito and I told him as much LOL



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Tenlaar
05/21/20 5:31:59 AM
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Surely you can get laid with somebody who is both not a douche and also has at least some respect for you.
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WaterLink
05/21/20 5:32:14 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
He doesnt give a shit about your feelings probably.

Sounds like she doesn't either really saying she definitely doesn't want to date him. Also people change over the years, especially when you're in your teens/early 20s.
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Foppe
05/21/20 5:32:20 AM
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Oh, and you are looking pretty good as well, Harpie.

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CosmicShadows
05/21/20 5:34:58 AM
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I'm getting there slowly on my body. But damn that stomach looks weird af.
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evil_zombie11
05/21/20 5:35:23 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Yeah so based on the antisemitism part of the description and this picture, he seems like one of those "good ol' boys" you might hear about on the news in a few years, for murdering someone. :l

its Edward Norton from American History X but before prison you better run girl!!!

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/21/20 5:36:34 AM
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im scared to imagine what a Mega Chad looks like... O_o
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WaterLink
05/21/20 5:37:05 AM
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Harpie posted...
Honestly after remembering the fact that he ghosted me, and his shitty opinions, not sure if I want him as much lol. And youre right, he would probably not be willing to go beyond 3rd base if he still has the same values he did before

Thank you for the actually good advice

I will say this, I kinda want to know how long its been since you guys talked and how old you were. When you're young you change a lot more rapidly over time than when you're older I find. So if yall were like 16 or 17 and you're 20 now it kind of isn't fair to just assume he's that same person.

Not saying you should do something you don't want to do, but just saying. If you think he looks good maybe just a little chat to see what he likes these days wluldnt hurt. And if he's still the same asshole then maybe this time you'll be the one to ghost him
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Harpie
05/21/20 5:42:34 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
>Manlet
>Works out a lot obviously to compensate for height
>Claims to be a devout Christian but is a hypocrite
>Antisemitic

Seriously, this isn't Chad at all lol
You bring up good points Scotty

maybe tiny chad is just tiny

Perascamin posted...
Let tiny Chad make your babies
ew what no

gunplagirl posted...
Yeah so based on the antisemitism part of the description and this picture, he seems like one of those "good ol' boys" you might hear about on the news in a few years, for murdering someone. :l
Well, I wouldnt go as far to say that he might murder someone, but he definitely has a really shitty attitude about anything that isnt white and heteronormative

Im now remembering all the times he showed his true colors. He calls one of his coworkers the F bomb on regular basis and Im now remembering that hes overall pretty homophobic too.

Yikes lol TOPIC CLOSED

Keith_Valentine posted...
"Slightly anti semitic" lmao . tc doesnt give a shit, she wants the dope chadness. Classic

What is he one of those that think the Chosen People killed Christ? How you gonna resent jews when Jesus and his disciples were Jews? This kid sounds like some catholic throwback or a wasp.

Anyway, if youre digging each other, enjoy yourself. Just realize you are probably looking for validation because he dissed you when you were heavier. Thats what youre dealing with. He doesnt give a shit about your feelings probably. Ps how do 'super religious' guys like him feel about casual fucking?
He makes racist memes about Jews, so its why I said slightly. But now thinking about it I wouldnt be surprised if he was just full on antisemitic behind closed doors

Hes the type of christian who thinks theyre morally superior to everyone else, and also comes from an alt right family. I dont think hes alt right, but hes very conservative

Youre right, thanks for being blunt about it I needed it haha. When you verbalize it that way, I get a better understanding of whats actually happening

Afiak, he wont fuck out of wedlock. Everything up to third base though is a okay with him

Foppe posted...
Damn, that body...
That said, it sounds like he got a bad personality and that it will be more pain than what it is worth it in the end.
I know >.>

If it werent for him being almost alt right, hed be a decent guy. Hes nice and really funny. But his beliefs are absolute shit

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Keith_Valentine
05/21/20 5:43:05 AM
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WaterLink posted...
Sounds like she doesn't either really saying she definitely doesn't want to date him. Also people change over the years, especially when you're in your teens/early 20s.

Thats true dude. People do change.

That dudes v taper is ridiculous. Thats an insane amount of discipline.
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AirFresh
05/21/20 5:45:03 AM
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NinjaBreakfast
05/21/20 5:45:03 AM
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feel like lots of people with terrible racist views and lots of pent up body image issues end up getting really into the gym to compensate for it

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Keith_Valentine
05/21/20 5:48:15 AM
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I have beliefs in God but hard religious views about non hetero etc people in 2020 is really silly. I always think of it this way.

Do you really believe our all powerful, all knowing God is concerned with where you put your dick/who you are intimate with? God is love, right? Anywhere theres love, its the essence of God and creation, because thats what uplifts the human spirit to higher levels.

We were not created to be miserable. God wants us to be happy. Theres no fucking way that God would not be happy for lgbt lovers. Anything otherwise is bullshit, using religion to divide and hate different people. That is the antithesis of what God and Christ are about. Those people fucking disgust me. I hope he is not that. Im done ranting
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gunplagirl
05/21/20 5:48:36 AM
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Harpie posted...
You bring up good points Scotty

maybe tiny chad is just tiny

ew what no

Well, I wouldnt go as far to say that he might murder someone, but he definitely has a really shitty attitude about anything that isnt white and heteronormative

Im now remembering all the times he showed his true colors. He calls one of his coworkers the F bomb on regular basis and Im now remembering that hes overall pretty homophobic too.

Yikes lol TOPIC CLOSED

He makes racist memes about Jews, so its why I said slightly. But now thinking about it I wouldnt be surprised if he was just full on antisemitic behind closed doors

Hes the type of christian who thinks theyre morally superior to everyone else, and also comes from an alt right family. I dont think hes alt right, but hes very conservative

Youre right, thanks for being blunt about it I needed it haha. When you verbalize it that way, I get a better understanding of whats actually happening

Afiak, he wont fuck out of wedlock. Everything up to third base though is a okay with him

I know >.>

If it werent for him being almost alt right, hed be a decent guy. Hes nice and really funny. But his beliefs are absolute shit
I'm pretty good at reading alt right folk like an open book. Just be careful, ya know?

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Harpie
05/21/20 6:04:13 AM
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WaterLink posted...
I will say this, I kinda want to know how long its been since you guys talked and how old you were. When you're young you change a lot more rapidly over time than when you're older I find. So if yall were like 16 or 17 and you're 20 now it kind of isn't fair to just assume he's that same person.

Not saying you should do something you don't want to do, but just saying. If you think he looks good maybe just a little chat to see what he likes these days wluldnt hurt. And if he's still the same asshole then maybe this time you'll be the one to ghost him
I was 18, and he was 19 at the time. Still fairly young, but then again its only been two years

Thats true. Im chatting with him a bit now, but Im very cautious of the fact that he might still have those views. If he hasnt done a turnaround, then Ill take your advice and ghost him lmao

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Keith_Valentine posted...
I have beliefs in God but hard religious views about non hetero etc people in 2020 is really silly. I always think of it this way.

Do you really believe our all powerful, all knowing God is concerned with where you put your dick/who you are intimate with? God is love, right? Anywhere theres love, its the essence of God and creation, because thats what uplifts the human spirit to higher levels.

We were not created to be miserable. God wants us to be happy. Theres no fucking way that God would not be happy for lgbt lovers. Anything otherwise is bullshit, using religion to divide and hate different people. That is the antithesis of what God and Christ are about. Those people fucking disgust me. I hope he is not that. Im done ranting
Youre right, and I wish all Christians were like you. Its really bizarre how much hatred some people can have towards lgbtq, when the bible is constantly preaching about love and acceptance

He doesnt have an extreme view on lgbt, but hes still not okay with it. Hes the type of person to smile to their face and then turn around and make a quip about them being a f** in a joking way

gunplagirl posted...
I'm pretty good at reading alt right folk like an open book. Just be careful, ya know?
Well, in this specific scenario I hope youre not right about him. Thanks girly

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Keith_Valentine
05/21/20 6:08:10 AM
#34:


Im not a christian but thanks anyways. I just believe in God. I dont like organized religion very much, but i do think there are more pros than cons as far as American Christianity is concerned. That's not important.

Bottom line, if you go for it, dont give it up easy. Make him respect you, dont let him treat you like a slampiece. Its better that way for you both.
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berlyman101
05/21/20 6:10:19 AM
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the only thing above average on him is his arms and he has the advantage of being tiny.

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Harpie
05/21/20 6:12:47 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
Surely you can get laid with somebody who is both not a douche and also has at least some respect for you.
Thats way too high of standards for someone like me, I can only choose one ._.

Foppe posted...
Oh, and you are looking pretty good as well, Harpie.
Thank you!

ZevLoveDOOM posted...
im scared to imagine what a Mega Chad looks like... O_o
pls see the pics I have attached to this topic, and imagine him a foot taller

Keith_Valentine posted...
That dudes v taper is ridiculous. Thats an insane amount of discipline.
Yep. He goes to the gym 5 days a week for three hours each time. And on top of that, hes a vegetarian and hes really on top of his macros

Its really impressive

NinjaBreakfast posted...
feel like lots of people with terrible racist views and lots of pent up body image issues end up getting really into the gym to compensate for it
Well idk if hes compensating for his views, but he does/did have a lot of pent of body image issues. He was bullied all throughout high school for his height and was slightly chubby. He was also stood up by a girl during prom, and she made it a whole thing to humiliate him in front of dozens of people. Saying things like how could he have possibly thought he had a chance with her, etc

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ffmasterjose
05/21/20 6:14:25 AM
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Typically the religious types who dont smoke weed act shitty to people that do so the Chad loses points for that
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Harpie
05/21/20 6:23:24 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Im not a christian but thanks anyways. I just believe in God. I dont like organized religion very much, but i do think there are more pros than cons as far as American Christianity is concerned. That's not important.

Bottom line, if you go for it, dont give it up easy. Make him respect you, dont let him treat you like a slampiece. Its better that way for you both.
Huh, Ive never heard anyone say that before. What made you decide to denounce Christianity but not God?

Thank you. I dont think Ill go for it though. At least not until I see if hes made any changes or not. Ill be polite and respond but not really go beyond that

berlyman101 posted...
the only thing above average on him is his arms and he has the advantage of being tiny.
Whats the advantage of being tiny??

ffmasterjose posted...
Typically the religious types who dont smoke weed act shitty to people that do so the Chad loses points for that
Good point

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Tenlaar
05/21/20 6:23:59 AM
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Harpie posted...
Thats way too high of standards for someone like me, I can only choose one ._.
Given the topic at hand I'm not sure whether to take that as self-deprecating humor or genuine expression of a seemingly unnecessarily negative view of yourself...
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ssj3vegeta_
05/21/20 6:28:33 AM
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Don't give chad what he wants, go date a cute nerdy guy who won't judge you like dat tbh
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Harpie
05/21/20 6:40:03 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
Given the topic at hand I'm not sure whether to take that as self-deprecating humor or genuine expression of a seemingly unnecessarily negative view of yourself...
Both

My self esteem is horrific lmao. I dont have a personality, Im not funny, Im awkward, Im gross to look at, the list goes on and on. Today I had to be on a webcam and looking at my video feed sent me spiraling for literally hours lol whoopsies

ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Don't give chad what he wants, go date a cute nerdy guy who won't judge you like dat tbh
Is Airfresh a cute nerdy guy who wont judge me?

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Keith_Valentine
05/21/20 6:45:17 AM
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Denounce is a strong word... The Bible and some Christians dont line up with my beliefs. Thats all, i cant call myself that in sincerity even though I have had many positive experiences with certain churches and christians. But the weird section of Christians that always fantasize and pray for Armageddon or the 'rapture'. Thats fucked up to me. I wouldnt send my worst enemy to Hell to burn forever, as another example. Thats sick. I would just want them to not exist. Have you ever read the book of Revelations? Its sadistic, like something a psycho would write and desire.
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ssj3vegeta_
05/21/20 6:49:04 AM
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Harpie posted...
Is Airfresh a cute nerdy guy who wont judge me?

YES!!
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VVALLBOUNCE
05/21/20 7:03:31 AM
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54

Mega chad

Choose one and only one
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VVALLBOUNCE
05/21/20 7:04:22 AM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
Lol my mans ghosted you and only came back to you when he felt you werent overweight. If you just want dick, whatever but know he wont respect you for it, especially after ghosting you for years. Hell prob think damn, I ghosted this girl for years and still can fuck whenever I want

This is known as being a Chad.
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teepan95
05/21/20 7:10:13 AM
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Harpie posted...
I dont have a personality, Im not funny, Im awkward, Im gross to look at, the list goes on and on.

Are you me?
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So_Hajile
05/21/20 7:32:29 AM
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I would suggest going back and re-reading the topic, Harp. Every post you make sounds like you're finding yourself less interest in him even as a hookup yet you're still uncertain. If it's just a hookup and you find him attractive, have at it. If his personality is that much of a turnoff as you make it sound, then find someone else. You said you're not funny, awkward and gross to look at it (all lies but it's how you view yourself) yet you snagged a Chad. That means you can also snag anyone.

This is the main thing---you're in the position of choosing who you want to hookup with. Don't like this guy for whatever reason? You can replace him with anyone, especially if it's just for sex. The main thing is that you don't compromise and hookup with someone because you don't think you're good enough for anyone else. Time for some confidence.

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05/21/20 7:37:56 AM
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The Trent
05/21/20 8:34:26 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Yeah so based on the antisemitism part of the description and this picture, he seems like one of those "good ol' boys" you might hear about on the news in a few years, for murdering someone. :l

My God you are crazy lol

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Jiggy101011
05/21/20 8:36:06 AM
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maybe I read the topic wrong but TC isn't interested in a relationship with Tiny Chad, just wants to let off steam right? I mean as long as he isn't quoting homophoic rhetoric while thrusting whats the harm?

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