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DocileOrangeCup
05/22/20 5:08:13 AM
#202:


Harpie posted...
Something like that. Third time's a charm, right? :P

GOD do you even get it I said reich he's nazi remember

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Harpie
05/22/20 5:15:19 AM
#203:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
GOD do you even get it I said reich he's nazi remember
LOL oh yeah
If it makes you feel any better I laughed

..Im running low on brain cells these days

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DocileOrangeCup
05/22/20 5:19:45 AM
#204:


Harpie posted...
LOL oh yeah
If it makes you feel any better I laughed

..Im running low on brain cells these days
OK good good.

You should not do drugs and drink plenty of juice

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teepan95
05/22/20 5:19:52 AM
#205:


Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
GOD do you even get it I said reich he's nazi remember
LOL oh yeah
If it makes you feel any better I laughed

..Im running low on brain cells these days

"these days"

:P
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Harpie
05/22/20 5:27:46 AM
#206:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
OK good good.

You should not do drugs and drink plenty of juice
But the drugs are fun. Maybe you could also do drugs!

Ill have orange juice tomorrow just for you. Expect a pm and a pic around 3pm

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Harpie
05/22/20 5:29:44 AM
#207:


teepan95 posted...
"these days"

:P
Listen here, kiddo

i know what youre hiding

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teepan95
05/22/20 5:34:46 AM
#208:


Harpie posted...
teepan95 posted...
"these days"

:P
Listen here, kiddo

i know what youre hiding



Please don't reveal my 3rd knuckle of the 4th finger of the left hand fetish to everyone
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DocileOrangeCup
05/22/20 5:39:00 AM
#209:


Harpie posted...
But the drugs are fun. Maybe you could also do drugs!

Ill have orange juice tomorrow just for you. Expect a pm and a pic around 3pm
NO I barely have enough brain cells as it is. Plus if you do drugs you'll go to hell before you die

OK it better be real juice

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deanshow
05/22/20 6:44:59 AM
#210:


Honestly just put on a strap on and take his manhood

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ReggieBush09
05/22/20 9:07:47 AM
#211:


Tiny dick is tiny.

lil stabs.

@Harpie

Whatever makes you happy Harpie.

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au_gold
05/22/20 9:10:50 AM
#212:


He looks like he has a micropenis.

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ShadowKirby17
05/22/20 12:54:12 PM
#213:


deanshow posted...
Honestly just put on a strap on and take his manhood
I get a feeling he's actually into pegging and goes through with it, further proving how much of a Chad he is.
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bobaban
05/22/20 6:20:36 PM
#214:


So TC is a stoner gamer female, if true, theres a good chance a chad stoner gamer is looking exactly for that. Thats a coveted GF class
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ReggieBush09
05/22/20 8:32:15 PM
#215:


Well CHAd has to wait his turn.

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WallStreetWolf
05/22/20 8:36:53 PM
#216:


It just occurred to me but I don't even know what games TC likes and I have been on and off surfing this board for years

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Harpie
05/22/20 8:38:08 PM
#217:


Dear @DocileOrangeCup ,

With my deepest condolences, I apologize for the lack of orange juice in your pms. I have failed my mission. However, you WILL be getting orange juice in your pms as soon as I can get some. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for sinning.

Sincerely,
Harpie

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Harpie
05/22/20 8:39:58 PM
#218:


bobaban posted...
So TC is a stoner gamer female, if true, theres a good chance a chad stoner gamer is looking exactly for that. Thats a coveted GF class
Where does one find a chad stoner gamer though??

WallStreetWolf posted...
It just occurred to me but I don't even know what games TC likes and I have been on and off surfing this board for years
I dont talk about it much on here, but I mostly play Pokemon. Lately its been Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem. Im a whore for Nintendo

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WallStreetWolf
05/22/20 8:42:34 PM
#219:


Harpie posted...
Where does one find a chad stoner gamer though??

I dont talk about it much on here, but I mostly play Pokemon. Lately its been Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem. Im a whore for Nintendo

We basically don't play the same things then, but I do think you're a cool person that does try to do the right thing usually.

I also have a joke to make based on what you said but it's more suited for the sexuality board and not really appropriate here

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BigB0ss13
05/22/20 8:50:07 PM
#220:


Hey TC can you post another pic of you? You look pretty
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WallStreetWolf
05/22/20 8:56:51 PM
#221:


BigB0ss13 posted...
Hey TC can you post another pic of you? You look pretty

Exhibit A of how to not become friends with a girl right here

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solosnake
05/22/20 8:58:49 PM
#222:


Ask him for a dick pic then ghost him.

IMO

You are a 10/10 catch TC dont settle for tiny chad dick unless you get the dick pic and it really turns you on

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WallStreetWolf
05/22/20 8:59:37 PM
#223:


solosnake posted...
Ask him for a dick pic then ghost him.

IMO

You are a 10/10 catch TC dont settle for tiny chad dick unless you get the dick pic and it really turns you on

I'm sure this has been addressed and covered but two wrongs don't make a right

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ssj3vegeta
05/22/20 9:05:46 PM
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Harpie
05/23/20 2:34:47 AM
#225:


au_gold posted...
He looks like he has a micropenis.
lol he actually does

BigB0ss13 posted...
Hey TC can you post another pic of you? You look pretty
Theres pics in the selfie topic lol
Thank you though
It would feel weird to dump pics of me in this thread

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Harpie
05/23/20 2:37:47 AM
#226:


ssj3vegeta posted...
You hit it yet
Nah, dont think I will

I gotta wait til I can find someone whos a better match for me... UGH

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Harpie
05/23/20 2:39:57 AM
#227:


WallStreetWolf posted...
We basically don't play the same things then, but I do think you're a cool person that does try to do the right thing usually.

I also have a joke to make based on what you said but it's more suited for the sexuality board and not really appropriate here
Eh, as long as someones down to play multiplayer with me idc if they play the same games or not. 90% of my switch games were purchased with the sole intention of local multiplayer. I actually prefer playing with other people more than playing by myself

rip

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BettyWhite
05/23/20 2:48:15 AM
#228:


BigB0ss13 posted...
Hey TC can you post another pic of you? You look pretty.

Here's a picture you can get off to.




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WallStreetWolf
05/23/20 3:02:45 AM
#229:


Harpie posted...
Eh, as long as someones down to play multiplayer with me idc if they play the same games or not. 90% of my switch games were purchased with the sole intention of local multiplayer. I actually prefer playing with other people more than playing by myself

rip

I dislike most multiplayer games but it's definitely a lot of fun locally. I mostly only play story driven games

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Harpie
05/23/20 3:34:33 AM
#230:


BettyWhite posted...
Here's a picture you can get off to.

LOL
ive marked you for sexually explicit porn

It should be illegal to post pics that make me jizz on sight

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BettyWhite
05/23/20 4:13:06 AM
#231:


Harpie posted...
LOL
ive marked you for sexually explicit porn

It should be illegal to post pics that make me jizz on sight

I understand

A man in uniform always gets me throbbing.

That alluring look in his eyes, starring deeply into your being.. almost as if they're speaking directly to your soul.

"Go home Steven."


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ssj3vegeta_
05/23/20 9:12:54 AM
#232:


Harpie posted...

Nah, dont think I will

I gotta wait til I can find someone whos a better match for me... UGH

Dats smart tbh
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ReggieBush09
05/23/20 11:44:49 AM
#233:


Harpie did he flash you? How would you know his size?

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ReggieBush09
05/23/20 4:25:16 PM
#234:


@Harpie

no updates?

did lil chad hit ?

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DocileOrangeCup
05/23/20 6:18:38 PM
#235:


Harpie posted...
Dear @DocileOrangeCup ,

With my deepest condolences, I apologize for the lack of orange juice in your pms. I have failed my mission. However, you WILL be getting orange juice in your pms as soon as I can get some. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for sinning.

Sincerely,
Harpie
FUCK

OK but it better be real juice and you better actually ingest said juice

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Harpie
05/23/20 11:13:33 PM
#236:


BettyWhite posted...
I understand

A man in uniform always gets me throbbing.

That alluring look in his eyes, starring deeply into your being.. almost as if they're speaking directly to your soul.

"Go home Steven."
We are one and the same

Lets tag team him

ReggieBush09 posted...
Harpie did he flash you? How would you know his size?
Well, we did used to sext each other over snapchat. Like I said in the OP, we kinda sorta had a thing for a while. Coworkers by day snapchat whores by night

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Harpie
05/23/20 11:15:16 PM
#237:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
FUCK

OK but it better be real juice and you better actually ingest said juice
Have others not actually ingested the juice?? Who hurt you like that???

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ReggieBush09
05/23/20 11:31:34 PM
#238:


Harpie posted...
We are one and the same

Lets tag team him

Well, we did used to sext each other over snapchat. Like I said in the OP, we kinda sorta had a thing for a while. Coworkers by day snapchat whores by night


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So_Hajile
05/23/20 11:33:37 PM
#239:


https://imgur.com/z08SxMN

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BettyWhite
05/23/20 11:36:11 PM
#240:


Harpie posted...
We are one and the same

Lets tag team him

He's a dedicated family man who would never consider cheating on his dear Harriet.

Which just gets me going even more.

Hnngg

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DontHateMe
05/23/20 11:38:25 PM
#241:


What drugs do you do?

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BettyWhite
05/23/20 11:39:00 PM
#242:


DontHateMe posted...
What drugs do you do?


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DontHateMe
05/23/20 11:51:27 PM
#243:


BettyWhite posted...

I dont normally find things funny on the internet, but this was good lol.

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BettyWhite
05/23/20 11:55:03 PM
#244:


DontHateMe posted...
I dont normally find things funny on the internet, but this was good lol.

I see you are also a person of fine taste.

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masticatingman
05/23/20 11:59:23 PM
#245:


Just FYI if he looks like that hes gonna have an insane gym/diet regimen that youll have to totally respect. Doesnt sound like a huge ordeal at first but youll see quickly just how much free time it takes to maintain.

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Harpie
05/24/20 12:25:58 AM
#246:


ReggieBush09 posted...


So_Hajile posted...
https://imgur.com/z08SxMN
wow lmaooo im fuckin cryin in the club rn

this is going up on my fridge tbh

BettyWhite posted...
He's a dedicated family man who would never consider cheating on his dear Harriet.

Which just gets me going even more.

Hnngg
Tell him we come from ce, there is NO way he can turn down an offer like that

it's hot to be a homewrecker, especially with him

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Harpie
05/24/20 12:27:42 AM
#247:


DontHateMe posted...
What drugs do you do?

BettyWhite posted...
This tbh

and lots of weed

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BettyWhite
05/24/20 12:30:42 AM
#248:


Harpie posted...
Tell him we come from ce, there is NO way he can turn down an offer like that

it's hot to be a homewrecker, especially with him



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Flockaveli
05/24/20 12:38:15 AM
#249:


What's considered a micropenis? Need to know if I can claim it on my taxes.

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BettyWhite
05/24/20 12:43:28 AM
#250:


Flockaveli posted...
What's considered a micropenis? Need to know if I can claim it on my taxes.



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Perascamin
05/24/20 12:44:23 AM
#251:


What does stretches mean in this context?

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