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Pus_N_Pecans
05/21/20 8:56:42 AM
#51:


This guy sounds like a douche based on your descriptions of him. If you wanna hate fuck em, I guess thats valid enough, but do you really want a guy like that in your sexual history? I feel like you could find a similar FWB option relatively easily if thats all youre looking for at the moment. Quarantine has most guys pretty thirsty.

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Touch
05/21/20 8:58:33 AM
#52:


Dang Harp. Looking good now! Happy for your improvement!

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dragonsmasher
05/21/20 9:41:03 AM
#54:


You're good looking Harp. Don't sell yourself short.

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RedJackson
05/21/20 9:46:06 AM
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I dunno, you seem like a bright and cheery person and the people here seem to like you lots

I think Ive dated different sorts o people.. people like me and people opposite of me. The people who shine the brightest on the outside really were fun to be around and while it was charming, it really wasnt enough to carry our relationship in areas that it was lacking in. You can have intimate moments with anyone and talk about life things with anyone too, but some people really get and understand you and those people I find shine the brightest because their personality just makes their beauty shine just as reliable was a star will

I used to date a girl who modeled, wore mink coats to Dennys, and had a wide social circle.. but all that tires out when you just have a shitty personality and you treat others in a shitty way. It was super charming to see the real her when it was just us two - when her awkwardness bested her when she was dolled up. Just so happens those moments were far in between so things unfortunately had to end

So I dunno, try it, seems like the F word thing just isnt a very good sign of anything

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RedJackson
05/21/20 9:46:19 AM
#56:


dragonsmasher posted...
You're good looking Harp. Don't sell yourself short.

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Awesome
05/21/20 9:49:34 AM
#58:


Lol hes on roids and you want some bad boy loving, go fulfill your lust
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SteveNasti
05/21/20 9:53:23 AM
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I think you should do whatever you feel like doing lol! Obviously, his lifestyle doesn't mesh well with yours and that's fine! If you looking just for a hook up, I don't see why any of that matters. Until when and if he wants you to conform to his preferences, then its "uhhh I'm jus here for the D..." and bounce! Have fun, live life!

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Hummer 2
05/21/20 9:55:04 AM
#61:


film him busting your cheeks and send it to hot guys fuck
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gamer167
05/21/20 9:57:13 AM
#62:


Yikes! The THIIIIIIRSTY textbook white knighting in this topic is hilarious lol. They want TC all for themselves.

Can't say much about his personality, but at minimum can't believe all the the fatties and skinny fats on CE trying to body shame a physique like that.

Fuck it TC, you a grown woman right? Don't let a bunch of CEmen try to talk you out of some Chad dick.
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MacDaMurderer
05/21/20 10:01:52 AM
#64:


Tenlaar posted...
Surely you can get laid with somebody who is both not a douche and also has at least some respect for you.

For real. If you want to get finessed then at least let a new douche do it not someone who already you.

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ReggieBush09
05/21/20 10:05:01 AM
#65:


He's HOE ready.

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RedJackson
05/21/20 10:13:32 AM
#66:


gamer167 posted...
Yikes! The THIIIIIIRSTY textbook white knighting in this topic is hilarious lol. They want TC all for themselves.

Can't say much about his personality, but at minimum can't believe all the the fatties and skinny fats on CE trying to body shame a physique like that.

Fuck it TC, you a grown woman right? Don't let a bunch of CEmen try to talk you out of some Chad dick.

Of course therell always be that, calling it doesnt do anything - save that for the birds on Reddit

You guys are all dateable people and I wouldnt mind putting you up because my life experience was as such that really I wish I had met more people like yall; Ive always been an extrovert and just wish more people like you were around to offer me conversation

Wish people werent really lowballing themselves neither; I get by in the dating scene myself but I wish people really stopped to take the time to look at all the people they miss out on by just looking on the outside

I see it as someone making assumptions on me about my race - thats all outside stuff, who I am inside is entirely different

TC should hit it and quit it; or not - some people want long-term, some people short-term, and some people want to have fun

aint no crime in sharing life experience
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V-E-G-Y-
05/21/20 10:25:00 AM
#68:


Maybe he ghosted TC because he was insecure and thought himself as ugly so he worked on himself and came back when he thought he was good enough for her because she deserves da best?
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AlabamaLove
05/21/20 10:29:21 AM
#69:


This topic is amusing
If you're just trying to smash, smash.

Dating would probably be problematic tho.

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RedJackson
05/21/20 10:33:22 AM
#70:


kewldude475 posted...
Idk, getting back with someone who just up and ghosted me outta nowhere? Couldn't be me, I'd never give someone who ghosted me another chance, like, you seriously think you can just have me at any time? Fuck no FOH. The alleged "Chad" is gonna be like "Wow this girl is really rewarding me for just outright ghosting her for no reason, now she loses a bunch of weight and I can still have her? LMAO"

Now if Harpie were a guy and talking about a girl I'd be like yeah dude get you some, but don't take her seriously because she will lose respect for you if you do because she already ghosted you and thinks she can have you at any time no matter what she does.

Forreal, I wouldn't on principle - but that's not to say shit can't happen I s'pose. I got turned off from the whole 'you look great' thing a loooong time ago.. that's been my whole life and all my friends were shallow, people I couldn't connect with, and people talking about crap that just didn't peak my interest, people that looked down on others for liking video games or thought they were 'weird'. Beyond that, that guy seems like a total bigot - I'm Christian but that's just snobbery at it's finest. Couldn't be with a girl who makes a mockery of that (and I have before - not fun)

And as a result now is that I'm just jaded by looks; booty rules my heart & mind - but not my soul anymore. All people look beautiful anyways - it's not a thing where their personality rules or you trade that for looks, if you could care a **** less about what people think, you end up finding what beauty is to you as a person

Fish in the sea anyhow, just equip yourself with a +50 to charisma ring - everyone should
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SquantoZ
05/21/20 11:04:11 AM
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Harpie posted...

holy crap, i had no idea you had that much of a breast reduction. Hope it's been helpful for you.

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Machete
05/21/20 11:48:53 AM
#72:


Harpie posted...
hes very religious

this is countless red flags right here

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ReggieBush09
05/21/20 12:05:14 PM
#73:


I wanna smash n dash harpie

I'm next after TINY CHAD

@Harpie

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DeroIin
05/21/20 12:06:47 PM
#74:


You fine af, come holler at a real one if youre in Texas

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VVALLBOUNCE
05/21/20 12:10:00 PM
#75:


gamer167 posted...
Yikes! The THIIIIIIRSTY textbook white knighting in this topic is hilarious lol. They want TC all for themselves.

Can't say much about his personality, but at minimum can't believe all the the fatties and skinny fats on CE trying to body shame a physique like that.

Fuck it TC, you a grown woman right? Don't let a bunch of CEmen try to talk you out of some Chad dick.

id say its the internet but that doesnt go far enough, so Ill say this - its GameFAQs.

If a male user had posted guys check out my girlfriend and posted the picture that the original poster posted of herself, everyone would pick it apart and find anything they could to justify their inevitable 4/10 at best responses, even though shes cute.

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Ivany2008
05/21/20 12:10:14 PM
#76:


Just stay away. Your not a bad looking kid, you'll find someone who has the same values as you do who isn't a religious nutjob.
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philsov
05/21/20 12:14:29 PM
#77:


Ivany2008 posted...
Just stay away. Your not a bad looking kid, you'll find someone who has the same values as you do who isn't a religious nutjob.


But those lats...
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treewojima
05/21/20 12:14:55 PM
#78:


yeah, he sounds like he's not worth the hassle, especially if he won't put out because of his beliefs

work on your self esteem instead, you deserve to love yourself, especially given the amazing progress you've made both physically and in life
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VVALLBOUNCE
05/21/20 12:16:58 PM
#79:


This topic should really be a bit of a wakeup call to any simps who happen to be reading.

If a girl does not find you physically attractive, you have zero chance from the beginning regardless of what you do or say, regardless of any persistence, etc.

If a girl finds you physically attractive, a few fire emojis can sometimes be all it takes to get her ready and willing to smash.

The lesson to be learned for guys here is, dont waste your time pursuing. Any time a girl actually wants you, pursuit is not necessary. One of my best friends I cant even hang out with anymore because he is completely glued to his phone, texting girls who dont want him. Wish I could get this through his head.
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Ivany2008
05/21/20 12:19:37 PM
#80:


philsov posted...
But those lats...

Which you can get from any guy whose willing to put in the time to go to the gym. I've gone out with a few people who I'd consider 10s. All of them I would never date again. They may look great on the outside but their screwed up inside. One had an identity crisis, another wanted to kill the staff at her company.

In the words of my great mentor.... Papa Titus, when I go to the bar I don't go for the 10, I go for the 6 and drink until she's an 8.
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Anteaterking
05/21/20 12:26:57 PM
#81:


What does slightly antisemitic mean?

Also while I think there are some things you can look past if you're just interested in smashing like being boring, annoying, etc. but I probably wouldn't look past racism, homophobia, etc.

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treewojima
05/21/20 12:28:14 PM
#82:


VVALLBOUNCE posted...
This topic should really be a bit of a wakeup call to any simps who happen to be reading.

If a girl does not find you physically attractive, you have zero chance from the beginning regardless of what you do or say, regardless of any persistence, etc.

If a girl finds you physically attractive, a few fire emojis can sometimes be all it takes to get her ready and willing to smash.

The lesson to be learned for guys here is, dont waste your time pursuing. Any time a girl actually wants you, pursuit is not necessary. One of my best friends I cant even hang out with anymore because he is completely glued to his phone, texting girls who dont want him. Wish I could get this through his head.

lol this guy
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VVALLBOUNCE
05/21/20 12:31:03 PM
#83:


You gonna explain where Im wrong?
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Tyranthraxus
05/21/20 12:35:43 PM
#84:


Harpie posted...
hes very religious, slightly anti semitic

Abort

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ElatedVenusaur
05/21/20 12:36:35 PM
#85:


I mean, its up to you TC. Its fine if you want to just hit it and quit it, but it sounds like youve already ruled out more than that.
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CountDog
05/21/20 12:48:54 PM
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All I see is two people treating each other like trash all the while trying to pretend care while bolstering a centric ego.

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DeroIin
05/21/20 1:45:17 PM
#87:


VVALLBOUNCE posted...
This topic should really be a bit of a wakeup call to any simps who happen to be reading.

If a girl does not find you physically attractive, you have zero chance from the beginning regardless of what you do or say, regardless of any persistence, etc.

If a girl finds you physically attractive, a few fire emojis can sometimes be all it takes to get her ready and willing to smash.

The lesson to be learned for guys here is, dont waste your time pursuing. Any time a girl actually wants you, pursuit is not necessary. One of my best friends I cant even hang out with anymore because he is completely glued to his phone, texting girls who dont want him. Wish I could get this through his head.

All facts. Too bad these white knights gonna call you an incel lmao

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cuttin_in_farm
05/21/20 1:51:33 PM
#88:


This might be a bit of a tangent...

But how small was he before? Because that is a rather impressive physique.

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pepper2012
05/21/20 1:52:36 PM
#89:


DeroIin posted...
All facts. Too bad these white knights gonna call you an incel lmao


DeroIin posted...
You fine af, come holler at a real one if youre in Texas

Slow your roll romeo
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Harpie
05/21/20 2:01:20 PM
#90:


So_Hajile posted...
I would suggest going back and re-reading the topic, Harp. Every post you make sounds like you're finding yourself less interest in him even as a hookup yet you're still uncertain. If it's just a hookup and you find him attractive, have at it. If his personality is that much of a turnoff as you make it sound, then find someone else. You said you're not funny, awkward and gross to look at it (all lies but it's how you view yourself) yet you snagged a Chad. That means you can also snag anyone.

This is the main thing---you're in the position of choosing who you want to hookup with. Don't like this guy for whatever reason? You can replace him with anyone, especially if it's just for sex. The main thing is that you don't compromise and hookup with someone because you don't think you're good enough for anyone else. Time for some confidence.
This is something I hadn't really thought of, but it's true. I don't put a lot of value in myself as a person, and I let people walk all over me because of it. It's actually something I recently started working on in therapy lol. Standing up for myself and not just going along with what the other person wants

<3

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Lmao tiny Chad strikes once again. What's this, the third time, reich?
Something like that. Third time's a charm, right? :P

Pus_N_Pecans posted...
This guy sounds like a douche based on your descriptions of him. If you wanna hate fuck em, I guess thats valid enough, but do you really want a guy like that in your sexual history? I feel like you could find a similar FWB option relatively easily if thats all youre looking for at the moment. Quarantine has most guys pretty thirsty.
I'm not even necessarily seeking anything out, but this kinda fell into my lap and I started thinking why not. I think I'll wait until I can meet someone who's values align a lot more with mine

Quarantine got everyone thirsty

Awesome posted...
Lol hes on roids and you want some bad boy loving, go fulfill your lust
Nah he's been working on this body for years

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'm not even desperate, that's the thing! It's mostly me doubting myself and making excuses for his behavior because.. idk. Like I said earlier my self esteem is shit lol

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Harpie
05/21/20 2:09:06 PM
#91:


gamer167 posted...
Yikes! The THIIIIIIRSTY textbook white knighting in this topic is hilarious lol. They want TC all for themselves.

Can't say much about his personality, but at minimum can't believe all the the fatties and skinny fats on CE trying to body shame a physique like that.

Fuck it TC, you a grown woman right? Don't let a bunch of CEmen try to talk you out of some Chad dick.
I wouldn't even get Chad dick if I pursued him. If he's still the same as two years ago, he firmly believes in abstinence til marriage. Third base is the max for him

MacDaMurderer posted...
For real. If you want to get finessed then at least let a new douche do it not someone who already you.
Now I just gotta find someone to finesse me
I'll likely have to wait til school opens back up in the fall

AlabamaLove posted...
This topic is amusing
If you're just trying to smash, smash.

Dating would probably be problematic tho.
I mean, unless he shows some massive character development (doubtful) I've decided that I'm not going to entertain the idea of being with him

V-E-G-Y- posted...
Maybe he ghosted TC because he was insecure and thought himself as ugly so he worked on himself and came back when he thought he was good enough for her because she deserves da best?
LOL you're funny vegy

he was already ripped two years ago.. just not THIS ripped

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BettyWhite
05/21/20 2:12:05 PM
#92:


He doesn't look 5'4" in that picture.

Perhaps the angle makes his torso appear longer than it is.. Or he has really short legs.


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ReggieBush09
05/21/20 2:13:51 PM
#93:


@Harpie
whats up?

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ReggieBush09
05/21/20 2:14:15 PM
#94:


I'm ceo of based full wallet.

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Harpie
05/21/20 2:23:50 PM
#95:


BettyWhite posted...
He doesn't look 5'4" in that picture.

Perhaps the angle makes his torso appear longer than it is.. Or he has really short legs.
It might be the angle and short legs. He might be an inch or two taller, but hes pretty short. Hes not much taller than I am

ReggieBush09 posted...
@Harpie
whats up?
lol what game are you playing at

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realnifty1
05/21/20 3:21:54 PM
#97:


There is nothing wrong with fucking terrible people.

If you want to bang, hit and quit it. Make sure it is on your terms would be my major advice, it's pretty clear you don't care much for the person he was at least, so don't fall into a trap of getting hung up on him.

I would also push for a picture of downstairs, both to ensure that body didn't come with any damaging supplements and to make sure that he is just DTF and won't try to pull any of those religious hang ups on you.

Go to his place, have your fun, get dressed and bounce, don't leave your number.
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Balrog0
05/21/20 3:24:09 PM
#98:


jeffhardyb0yz posted...
This topic blew up. Like some have said, I wouldnt even give someone who ghosted me like that a chance. All he had to do to invalidate that and get some pussy was send a fire emoji? Nah bro. Hes prob laughing at how easy it is but then again, its always easy for chad.

on a more serious note, self-respect>sex usually.

I wish I was a tiny chad

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Harpie
05/21/20 3:37:51 PM
#99:


Anteaterking posted...
What does slightly antisemitic mean?

Also while I think there are some things you can look past if you're just interested in smashing like being boring, annoying, etc. but I probably wouldn't look past racism, homophobia, etc.
Slightly antisemitic means that one of his hobbies is making memes. Specifically, memes about Jews. Theyre not even funny, its just things like that face you make when the jew escapes your basement or a holocaust related joke

cuttin_in_farm posted...
This might be a bit of a tangent...

But how small was he before? Because that is a rather impressive physique.
He wasnt really that small before. Compared to now though, he was. He had a nice body and it was obvious he went to the gym, but he wasnt the type that was packing on muscle like he is now

pepper2012 posted...
Slow your roll romeo
lmaooo I was thinking something similar after reading those two posts

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teepan95
05/21/20 3:38:43 PM
#100:


To be blunt

Is it worth it if you're not even gonna get laid out of it?
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