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Damn_Underscore 05/21/20 3:39:37 PM #101: |
So he's Krillin?
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CosmicShadows 05/21/20 3:46:50 PM #102: |
I think you'd be better off with a Alpha anyways.
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Harpie 05/21/20 3:59:47 PM #103: |
Damn_Underscore posted...
So he's Krillin?Almost. He's cuter and has a head full of hair though :( CosmicShadows posted... I think you'd be better off with a Alpha anyways.A what now pls elaborate --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 05/21/20 4:02:19 PM #104: |
First she ignores my discord messages, now my gamefaqs.gamespot.com posts?
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Damn_Underscore 05/21/20 4:05:08 PM #105: |
Harpie posted...
Almost. He's cuter and has a head full of hair though :( --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/21/20 4:05:36 PM #106: |
teepan95 posted...
First she ignores my discord messages, now my gamefaqs.gamespot.com posts?Ahhhh sorry I keep skipping people itt. I have 10 messages per page lol teepan95 posted... To be bluntProbably not. Imma feel him out though to see if he's changed his mind on anything. We've mostly just been having small talk --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 05/21/20 4:06:12 PM #107: |
Harpie posted...
Imma feel him up though Go girl! --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! 'I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong' - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CosmicShadows 05/21/20 4:06:13 PM #108: |
Harpie posted...
Alpha's are God like while chad's are just peasants compared to Alpha's. --- I can't think of a new sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/21/20 4:06:22 PM #109: |
Damn_Underscore posted...
LOL how the fuck did you get this picture?? You stalking me??? --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 05/21/20 4:07:47 PM #110: |
To be honest if he's a hardcore Christian he probably just wants vanilla sex at most and you'll still go on with never climaxing tbh Harpie listen to ol' AirFresh on this I'm a master at unsatisfying sex
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Harpie 05/21/20 4:09:03 PM #111: |
teepan95 posted...
Go girl!teep pls CosmicShadows posted... Alpha's are God like while chad's are just peasants compared to Alpha's.What makes you think I can score an alpha then?? also isn't alpha like an incel term --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 05/21/20 4:11:15 PM #112: |
Harpie posted...
also isn't alpha like an incel term pretty much, yeah Harpie posted... What makes you think I can score an alpha then?? Why can't you? You're funny and intelligent and good-looking to boot! --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! 'I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong' - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/21/20 4:12:23 PM #113: |
AirFresh posted...
To be honest if he's a hardcore Christian he probably just wants vanilla sex at most and you'll still go on with never climaxing tbh Harpie listen to ol' AirFresh on this I'm a master at unsatisfying sexFair assumption, but I'm not sure about that. I know he has a thing for girls getting themselves off, and I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist How old are you Airfresh, master of unsatisfying sex? --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 05/21/20 4:13:42 PM #114: |
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Ivany2008 05/21/20 4:13:43 PM #115: |
Not knowing you or anything about you, I can assure you that you can get anyone you want if you put your mind to it. Anyone who turns you down for superficial reasons wasn't worth getting with in the first place.
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Balrog0 05/21/20 4:15:14 PM #116: |
Seriously though how are holocaust jokes not an instant no deal in 2020? Even when I was a young lad that was like something people lurked on /b/ might be into
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AirFresh 05/21/20 4:16:37 PM #117: |
Harpie posted...
Fair assumption, but I'm not sure about that. I know he has a thing for girls getting themselves off, and I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist25, a master, an artist of ensuring no one leaves satisfied. --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balrog0 05/21/20 4:16:59 PM #118: |
It's actually pretty astounding that literally no one had said anything about it until I just did too. Usually ce is real mad about racism (justifiably)
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jalawa_aloo 05/21/20 4:17:45 PM #119: |
Harpie posted...
I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist He ain't the only one >_> --- disco inferno ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 05/21/20 4:27:20 PM #120: |
Harpie posted...
Fair assumption, but I'm not sure about that. I know he has a thing for girls getting themselves off, and I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist well if you haven't been able to get yourself off in the past, I have a feeling Mr. Tiny Chad With The Weird Religious And Bigoted Views And Sexual Reluctance won't help ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gamer167 05/21/20 4:42:26 PM #121: |
Reminder that the majority of CEmen ITT convincing you not to get laid are virgins.
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KiwiTerraRizing 05/21/20 4:45:22 PM #122: |
Dont associate with bigots, why is this even a conversation?
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Lordgold666 05/21/20 4:49:21 PM #123: |
Wow, harpie is a hottie
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bobaban 05/21/20 4:51:13 PM #124: |
Go get that *** gutter body
see guys, this is pretty much what women respond to lol (even at 54), I suggest going to the gym when they open ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/21/20 5:04:19 PM #125: |
teepan95 posted...
Why can't you? You're funny and intelligent and good-looking to boot!If an alpha is even hotter than a chad, then theres no way I could compete. I can acknowledge that when I put makeup on I can kinda look okay, but alphas dont fuck cute chicks they fuck hot ones WaterLink posted... My phone cant handle opening anything more, the app would just crash ._. Ivany2008 posted... Not knowing you or anything about you, I can assure you that you can get anyone you want if you put your mind to it. Anyone who turns you down for superficial reasons wasn't worth getting with in the first place.Theres a lot of truth to this. Confidence is key to securing anyone you want. Thats something thats a work in progress though ^^ Thank you AirFresh posted... 25, a master, an artist of ensuring no one leaves satisfied.Wow Im so turned on rn, the mediocrity is really doing it for me Balrog0 posted... It's actually pretty astounding that literally no one had said anything about it until I just did too. Usually ce is real mad about racism (justifiably)It is a big red flag, which is why I included it in the OP. I was worried that I was making too big a deal over memes, and if I was overreacting jalawa_aloo posted... He ain't the only one >_>Lmao I bet. There are so many of you guys out there, afraid to leave the closet treewojima posted... well if you haven't been able to get yourself off in the past, I have a feeling Mr. Tiny Chad With The Weird Religious And Bigoted Views And Sexual Reluctance won't helpTbf if I were to do anything with him, I would definitely not expect to climax. However, that doesnt mean I wouldnt enjoy sex --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/21/20 5:07:01 PM #126: |
bobaban posted...
Go get that *** gutter bodyThe body definitely helps, but most of the attraction comes from his confidence and sense of humor. Save for his bigoted views, hes actually really funny to hang with and is a chill nice person. Hes the one that gave me pointers on how to start my own weight loss, and he taught me how to use all the different equipment at the gym --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 05/21/20 5:13:05 PM #127: |
Harpie posted...
My phone cant handle opening anything more, the app would just crash ._. The hell kinda phone you got lol --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 05/21/20 5:13:47 PM #128: |
Bang and run makes the most sense. Given he only slid back when he noticed you lost weight, he's clearly superficial and not worth an actual relationship.
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CosmicShadows 05/21/20 5:16:03 PM #129: |
You are up there with the goddesses. So yoy could easily land a alpha.
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Harpie 05/21/20 5:37:10 PM #130: |
WaterLink posted...
The hell kinda phone you got lolA dying 5 year old iphone. The battery lasts about an hour and the lcd is exposed in the top left corner... I think I can squeeze another year outta this sucker. Maybe two PatrickMahomes posted... Bang and run makes the most sense. Given he only slid back when he noticed you lost weight, he's clearly superficial and not worth an actual relationship.The latter is pretty much the conclusion I came to, so I dont think Ill be chasing after him. We doing some small talk but thats about it CosmicShadows posted... You are up there with the goddesses. So yoy could easily land a alpha.pls dont --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CosmicShadows 05/21/20 5:38:20 PM #131: |
Harpie posted...
You*. Harpie posted...
You* and sorry. Ijs --- I can't think of a new sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BettyWhite 05/21/20 5:40:20 PM #132: |
Something tells me that a superficial religious boi is likely to be a terrible lay.
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Johnny_Nutcase 05/21/20 5:40:39 PM #133: |
Have him take you out to all kinda fancy dinners. Then at the end of all them tell him your ass is about to explode if you don't get to a toilet. Then dolphin dive through the window tearing your shirt on the glass and getting hung up so you can't actually escape. Then just get a look on your face that says "I am so disappointed in myself right now".
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ReggieBush09 05/21/20 5:41:10 PM #134: |
Harpie posted...
It might be the angle and short legs. He might be an inch or two taller, but hes pretty short. Hes not much taller than I amlol I'm on Team harpie of course. Let's go baby! --- CEO of BASED: Reginald Bush ceo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NotYou 05/21/20 5:41:17 PM #135: |
Sex is overrated. Have a spiritual epiphany instead.
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Villain 05/21/20 5:42:44 PM #136: |
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WaterLink 05/21/20 5:44:28 PM #137: |
If hes not into hookups, just tell jom that God doesn't count anal. Then when he agrees, you show up to his house, and then when he gets naked, he'll ask you too as well. Thats when you disrobe and reveal the strap on and tell him to bend over.
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Gobstoppers12 05/21/20 5:46:11 PM #138: |
A 2/10 dude is a poor match for a 3/10 girl. You can do very slightly better, OP.
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Harpie 05/21/20 5:51:43 PM #139: |
BettyWhite posted...
Something tells me that a superficial religious boi is likely to be a terrible lay.You're probably not wrong, it's rare for those types to be able to actually please a woman No worries, I know exactly who to hit up if I wanna have a good time with someone from here Johnny_Nutcase posted... Have him take you out to all kinda fancy dinners. Then at the end of all them tell him your ass is about to explode if you don't get to a toilet. Then dolphin dive through the window tearing your shirt on the glass and getting hung up so you can't actually escape. Then just get a look on your face that says "I am so disappointed in myself right now".When in doubt, strip Thanks Johnny I knew I could always count on you for reasonable and sane advice ReggieBush09 posted... lol I'm on Team harpie of course. Let's go baby!What are the other teams, I gotta know who I'm up against NotYou posted... Sex is overrated. Have a spiritual epiphany instead.I'm currently avoiding all things spiritual at the moment. I feel like that's a big ole can of worms that I'm not ready to open yet lol Villain posted... Very religious but wants hook-ups?Maybe he himself isn't super religious, but he does think it's important. His dad and grandpa are both pastors, but that doesn't mean he's gotta be one too --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/21/20 5:54:32 PM #140: |
WaterLink posted...
If hes not into hookups, just tell jom that God doesn't count anal. Then when he agrees, you show up to his house, and then when he gets naked, he'll ask you too as well. Thats when you disrobe and reveal the strap on and tell him to bend over.yes yes YES Damn between you and Johnny imma make sure tiny chad never forgets who I am ever again --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 05/21/20 5:56:36 PM #141: |
Harpie posted...
yes yes YES Awwww Harpies going to receive her first restraining order. *tears up* my little girls growin up so fast! --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain 05/21/20 6:00:00 PM #142: |
Gobstoppers12 posted...
A 2/10 dude is a poor match for a 3/10 girl. You can do very slightly better, OP.Alright, I'm not one for white knighting, but this is hilarious coming from someone who is an objective 1/10. --- https://imgur.com/ZWNgMXL Formerly known as Will VIIII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 05/21/20 6:26:28 PM #143: |
Villain posted...
Alright, I'm not one for white knighting, but this is hilarious coming from someone who is an objective 1/10.Imagine prefacing a sentence with "I'm not one for white knighting" and then proceeding to unironically white-knight. If you wanna bang Harpie, you only have to go to the gym and work out. Maybe get started on that instead of impotently slinging insults at people far, far more attractive than you. No offense. Just being honest. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain 05/21/20 6:30:25 PM #144: |
dude you've posted pics of yourself before
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Harpie 05/21/20 6:33:14 PM #145: |
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Imagine prefacing a sentence with "I'm not one for white knighting" and then proceeding to unironically white-knight.lol projecting much? no need to be an asshole because your life sucks Youve been appropriately tagged Johnny_Nutcase posted... Awwww Harpies going to receive her first restraining order. *tears up* my little girls growin up so fast!Im so excited. I cant wait to come back here and show you guys my cute new restraining order --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/21/20 6:35:02 PM #146: |
Villain posted...
dude you've posted pics of yourself beforeHes trolling. Its not white knighting to point out that calling me a 3/10 is a shitty thing to do --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 05/21/20 6:35:10 PM #147: |
Villain posted...
dude you've posted pics of yourself beforeI have. I'm pretty fuckin' hot, not gonna lie. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 05/21/20 6:35:29 PM #148: |
Harpie posted...
Its not white knighting to point out that calling me a 3/10 is a shitty thing to doWhat would you rate yourself? --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain 05/21/20 6:36:51 PM #149: |
furthermore its hilarious he's calling me impolite when he's behaving this way.
he also looks like your average Trump supporter --- https://imgur.com/ZWNgMXL Formerly known as Will VIIII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 05/21/20 6:37:40 PM #150: |
Villain posted...
he's calling me impolite when he's behaving this way.Read it again. I didn't call you impolite. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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