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Damn_Underscore
05/21/20 3:39:37 PM
#101:


So he's Krillin?
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CosmicShadows
05/21/20 3:46:50 PM
#102:


I think you'd be better off with a Alpha anyways.
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Harpie
05/21/20 3:59:47 PM
#103:


Damn_Underscore posted...
So he's Krillin?
Almost. He's cuter and has a head full of hair though :(

CosmicShadows posted...
I think you'd be better off with a Alpha anyways.
A what now

pls elaborate

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teepan95
05/21/20 4:02:19 PM
#104:


First she ignores my discord messages, now my gamefaqs.gamespot.com posts?


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Damn_Underscore
05/21/20 4:05:08 PM
#105:


Harpie posted...
Almost. He's cuter and has a head full of hair though :(




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Harpie
05/21/20 4:05:36 PM
#106:


teepan95 posted...
First she ignores my discord messages, now my gamefaqs.gamespot.com posts?

Ahhhh sorry I keep skipping people itt. I have 10 messages per page lol

teepan95 posted...
To be blunt

Is it worth it if you're not even gonna get laid out of it?
Probably not. Imma feel him out though to see if he's changed his mind on anything. We've mostly just been having small talk

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teepan95
05/21/20 4:06:12 PM
#107:


Harpie posted...
Imma feel him up though

Go girl!
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CosmicShadows
05/21/20 4:06:13 PM
#108:


Harpie posted...

Almost. He's cuter and has a head full of hair though :(

A what now

pls elaborate


Alpha's are God like while chad's are just peasants compared to Alpha's.
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Harpie
05/21/20 4:06:22 PM
#109:


Damn_Underscore posted...
LOL

how the fuck did you get this picture?? You stalking me???

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AirFresh
05/21/20 4:07:47 PM
#110:


To be honest if he's a hardcore Christian he probably just wants vanilla sex at most and you'll still go on with never climaxing tbh Harpie listen to ol' AirFresh on this I'm a master at unsatisfying sex

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Harpie
05/21/20 4:09:03 PM
#111:


teepan95 posted...
Go girl!
teep pls

CosmicShadows posted...
Alpha's are God like while chad's are just peasants compared to Alpha's.
What makes you think I can score an alpha then??

also isn't alpha like an incel term

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teepan95
05/21/20 4:11:15 PM
#112:


Harpie posted...
also isn't alpha like an incel term

pretty much, yeah

Harpie posted...
What makes you think I can score an alpha then??

Why can't you? You're funny and intelligent and good-looking to boot!
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Harpie
05/21/20 4:12:23 PM
#113:


AirFresh posted...
To be honest if he's a hardcore Christian he probably just wants vanilla sex at most and you'll still go on with never climaxing tbh Harpie listen to ol' AirFresh on this I'm a master at unsatisfying sex
Fair assumption, but I'm not sure about that. I know he has a thing for girls getting themselves off, and I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist

How old are you Airfresh, master of unsatisfying sex?

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WaterLink
05/21/20 4:13:42 PM
#114:


Harpie posted...
I have 10 messages per page lol



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Ivany2008
05/21/20 4:13:43 PM
#115:


Not knowing you or anything about you, I can assure you that you can get anyone you want if you put your mind to it. Anyone who turns you down for superficial reasons wasn't worth getting with in the first place.
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Balrog0
05/21/20 4:15:14 PM
#116:


Seriously though how are holocaust jokes not an instant no deal in 2020? Even when I was a young lad that was like something people lurked on /b/ might be into

@jeffhardyb0yz you're right it is always easy for Chad

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AirFresh
05/21/20 4:16:37 PM
#117:


Harpie posted...
Fair assumption, but I'm not sure about that. I know he has a thing for girls getting themselves off, and I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist

How old are you Airfresh, master of unsatisfying sex?
25, a master, an artist of ensuring no one leaves satisfied.

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Balrog0
05/21/20 4:16:59 PM
#118:


It's actually pretty astounding that literally no one had said anything about it until I just did too. Usually ce is real mad about racism (justifiably)

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jalawa_aloo
05/21/20 4:17:45 PM
#119:


Harpie posted...
I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist

He ain't the only one >_>
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treewojima
05/21/20 4:27:20 PM
#120:


Harpie posted...
Fair assumption, but I'm not sure about that. I know he has a thing for girls getting themselves off, and I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist

well if you haven't been able to get yourself off in the past, I have a feeling Mr. Tiny Chad With The Weird Religious And Bigoted Views And Sexual Reluctance won't help
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gamer167
05/21/20 4:42:26 PM
#121:


Reminder that the majority of CEmen ITT convincing you not to get laid are virgins.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/21/20 4:45:22 PM
#122:


Dont associate with bigots, why is this even a conversation?

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Lordgold666
05/21/20 4:49:21 PM
#123:


Wow, harpie is a hottie

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bobaban
05/21/20 4:51:13 PM
#124:


Go get that *** gutter body

see guys, this is pretty much what women respond to lol (even at 54), I suggest going to the gym when they open
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Harpie
05/21/20 5:04:19 PM
#125:


teepan95 posted...
Why can't you? You're funny and intelligent and good-looking to boot!
If an alpha is even hotter than a chad, then theres no way I could compete. I can acknowledge that when I put makeup on I can kinda look okay, but alphas dont fuck cute chicks they fuck hot ones

WaterLink posted...
My phone cant handle opening anything more, the app would just crash ._.

Ivany2008 posted...
Not knowing you or anything about you, I can assure you that you can get anyone you want if you put your mind to it. Anyone who turns you down for superficial reasons wasn't worth getting with in the first place.
Theres a lot of truth to this. Confidence is key to securing anyone you want. Thats something thats a work in progress though ^^
Thank you

AirFresh posted...
25, a master, an artist of ensuring no one leaves satisfied.
Wow Im so turned on rn, the mediocrity is really doing it for me

Balrog0 posted...
It's actually pretty astounding that literally no one had said anything about it until I just did too. Usually ce is real mad about racism (justifiably)
It is a big red flag, which is why I included it in the OP. I was worried that I was making too big a deal over memes, and if I was overreacting

jalawa_aloo posted...
He ain't the only one >_>
Lmao I bet. There are so many of you guys out there, afraid to leave the closet

treewojima posted...
well if you haven't been able to get yourself off in the past, I have a feeling Mr. Tiny Chad With The Weird Religious And Bigoted Views And Sexual Reluctance won't help
Tbf if I were to do anything with him, I would definitely not expect to climax. However, that doesnt mean I wouldnt enjoy sex

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Harpie
05/21/20 5:07:01 PM
#126:


bobaban posted...
Go get that *** gutter body

see guys, this is pretty much what women respond to lol (even at 54), I suggest going to the gym when they open
The body definitely helps, but most of the attraction comes from his confidence and sense of humor. Save for his bigoted views, hes actually really funny to hang with and is a chill nice person. Hes the one that gave me pointers on how to start my own weight loss, and he taught me how to use all the different equipment at the gym

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WaterLink
05/21/20 5:13:05 PM
#127:


Harpie posted...
My phone cant handle opening anything more, the app would just crash ._.

The hell kinda phone you got lol
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PatrickMahomes
05/21/20 5:13:47 PM
#128:


Bang and run makes the most sense. Given he only slid back when he noticed you lost weight, he's clearly superficial and not worth an actual relationship.

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CosmicShadows
05/21/20 5:16:03 PM
#129:


You are up there with the goddesses. So yoy could easily land a alpha.
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Harpie
05/21/20 5:37:10 PM
#130:


WaterLink posted...
The hell kinda phone you got lol
A dying 5 year old iphone. The battery lasts about an hour and the lcd is exposed in the top left corner... I think I can squeeze another year outta this sucker. Maybe two

PatrickMahomes posted...
Bang and run makes the most sense. Given he only slid back when he noticed you lost weight, he's clearly superficial and not worth an actual relationship.
The latter is pretty much the conclusion I came to, so I dont think Ill be chasing after him. We doing some small talk but thats about it

CosmicShadows posted...
You are up there with the goddesses. So yoy could easily land a alpha.
pls dont

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CosmicShadows
05/21/20 5:38:20 PM
#131:


Harpie posted...

A dying 5 year old iphone. The battery lasts about an hour and the lcd is exposed in the top left corner... I think I can squeeze another year outta this sucker. Maybe two

The latter is pretty much the conclusion I came to, so I dont think Ill be chasing after him. We doing some small talk but thats about it

pls dont


You*. Harpie posted...

A dying 5 year old iphone. The battery lasts about an hour and the lcd is exposed in the top left corner... I think I can squeeze another year outta this sucker. Maybe two

The latter is pretty much the conclusion I came to, so I dont think Ill be chasing after him. We doing some small talk but thats about it

pls dont


You* and sorry. Ijs
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BettyWhite
05/21/20 5:40:20 PM
#132:


Something tells me that a superficial religious boi is likely to be a terrible lay.

You need a good, husky atheist CEmen.

Those fellas bring the heat.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/21/20 5:40:39 PM
#133:


Have him take you out to all kinda fancy dinners. Then at the end of all them tell him your ass is about to explode if you don't get to a toilet. Then dolphin dive through the window tearing your shirt on the glass and getting hung up so you can't actually escape. Then just get a look on your face that says "I am so disappointed in myself right now".

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ReggieBush09
05/21/20 5:41:10 PM
#134:


Harpie posted...
It might be the angle and short legs. He might be an inch or two taller, but hes pretty short. Hes not much taller than I am

lol what game are you playing at
lol I'm on Team harpie of course. Let's go baby!

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NotYou
05/21/20 5:41:17 PM
#135:


Sex is overrated. Have a spiritual epiphany instead.
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Villain
05/21/20 5:42:44 PM
#136:


Very religious but wants hook-ups?


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WaterLink
05/21/20 5:44:28 PM
#137:


If hes not into hookups, just tell jom that God doesn't count anal. Then when he agrees, you show up to his house, and then when he gets naked, he'll ask you too as well. Thats when you disrobe and reveal the strap on and tell him to bend over.
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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 5:46:11 PM
#138:


A 2/10 dude is a poor match for a 3/10 girl. You can do very slightly better, OP.

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Harpie
05/21/20 5:51:43 PM
#139:


BettyWhite posted...
Something tells me that a superficial religious boi is likely to be a terrible lay.

You need a good, husky atheist CEmen.

Those fellas bring the heat.
You're probably not wrong, it's rare for those types to be able to actually please a woman

No worries, I know exactly who to hit up if I wanna have a good time with someone from here

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Have him take you out to all kinda fancy dinners. Then at the end of all them tell him your ass is about to explode if you don't get to a toilet. Then dolphin dive through the window tearing your shirt on the glass and getting hung up so you can't actually escape. Then just get a look on your face that says "I am so disappointed in myself right now".
When in doubt, strip

Thanks Johnny I knew I could always count on you for reasonable and sane advice

ReggieBush09 posted...
lol I'm on Team harpie of course. Let's go baby!
What are the other teams, I gotta know who I'm up against

NotYou posted...
Sex is overrated. Have a spiritual epiphany instead.
I'm currently avoiding all things spiritual at the moment. I feel like that's a big ole can of worms that I'm not ready to open yet lol

Villain posted...
Very religious but wants hook-ups?
Maybe he himself isn't super religious, but he does think it's important. His dad and grandpa are both pastors, but that doesn't mean he's gotta be one too

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Harpie
05/21/20 5:54:32 PM
#140:


WaterLink posted...
If hes not into hookups, just tell jom that God doesn't count anal. Then when he agrees, you show up to his house, and then when he gets naked, he'll ask you too as well. Thats when you disrobe and reveal the strap on and tell him to bend over.
yes yes YES

Damn between you and Johnny imma make sure tiny chad never forgets who I am ever again

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/21/20 5:56:36 PM
#141:


Harpie posted...
yes yes YES

Damn between you and Johnny imma make sure tiny chad never forgets who I am ever again

Awwww Harpies going to receive her first restraining order. *tears up* my little girls growin up so fast!

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Villain
05/21/20 6:00:00 PM
#142:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
A 2/10 dude is a poor match for a 3/10 girl. You can do very slightly better, OP.
Alright, I'm not one for white knighting, but this is hilarious coming from someone who is an objective 1/10.


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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:26:28 PM
#143:


Villain posted...
Alright, I'm not one for white knighting, but this is hilarious coming from someone who is an objective 1/10.
Imagine prefacing a sentence with "I'm not one for white knighting" and then proceeding to unironically white-knight.

If you wanna bang Harpie, you only have to go to the gym and work out. Maybe get started on that instead of impotently slinging insults at people far, far more attractive than you.

No offense. Just being honest.

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Villain
05/21/20 6:30:25 PM
#144:


dude you've posted pics of yourself before

just saying

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Harpie
05/21/20 6:33:14 PM
#145:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
Imagine prefacing a sentence with "I'm not one for white knighting" and then proceeding to unironically white-knight.

If you wanna bang Harpie, you only have to go to the gym and work out. Maybe get started on that instead of impotently slinging insults at people far, far more attractive than you.

No offense. Just being honest.
lol projecting much? no need to be an asshole because your life sucks

Youve been appropriately tagged

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Awwww Harpies going to receive her first restraining order. *tears up* my little girls growin up so fast!
Im so excited. I cant wait to come back here and show you guys my cute new restraining order

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Harpie
05/21/20 6:35:02 PM
#146:


Villain posted...
dude you've posted pics of yourself before

just saying
Hes trolling. Its not white knighting to point out that calling me a 3/10 is a shitty thing to do

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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:35:10 PM
#147:


Villain posted...
dude you've posted pics of yourself before

just saying
I have. I'm pretty fuckin' hot, not gonna lie.

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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:35:29 PM
#148:


Harpie posted...
Its not white knighting to point out that calling me a 3/10 is a shitty thing to do
What would you rate yourself?

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Villain
05/21/20 6:36:51 PM
#149:


furthermore its hilarious he's calling me impolite when he's behaving this way.

he also looks like your average Trump supporter

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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:37:40 PM
#150:


Villain posted...
he's calling me impolite when he's behaving this way.
Read it again. I didn't call you impolite.

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