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Lokarin 07/21/20 4:52:47 PM #1: |
what do you do when in the middle of the parking lot crazy throws off her pants and spreads eagle?
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TheWitchMorgana 07/21/20 4:54:54 PM #2: |
hate it when that happens
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Firewerx 07/21/20 4:57:53 PM #3: |
Lokarin posted...
what do you do when in the middle of the parking lot crazy throws off her pants and spreads eagle?You try to persuade her to move off the exit ramp. --- Watching the shadows burn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 07/21/20 5:02:47 PM #4: |
Lokarin posted...
ya know the saying don't stick ur dick in crazy? U don't have to worry about that, you aint sticking your dick in anything this lifetime --- The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 07/21/20 5:03:27 PM #5: |
TheWitchMorgana posted...
hate it when that happenslol --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 07/21/20 5:03:39 PM #6: |
Avoid that part of the parking lot like the plague.
I must admit I have always found overly aggressive/sexual women unattractive. It was a big turn off when I was younger. At the same time I was oblivious to subtle signs, which really made things difficult for me lol. I pretty much only ever got together with people I knew for along time and then they eventually beat me over the head with something to get me to realize they were into me. But yeah, I don't like blatant sexual come ons, especially if it's from a stranger. It icks me the heck out. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 07/21/20 7:56:11 PM #7: |
Ask her nicely to shift her arse out of my way.
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OhhhJa 07/21/20 8:03:33 PM #8: |
Sticking my dick in crazy? Like going in from a weird angle? Or folding it in half and jamming it in?
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dedbus 07/21/20 8:54:07 PM #9: |
Crash her bandicoot
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SunWuKung420 07/21/20 9:03:39 PM #10: |
Politely ask her to harass the next driver.
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Revelation34 07/21/20 11:15:47 PM #11: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Politely ask her to harass the next driver. How do you politely ask somebody to harass somebody? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 07/21/20 11:28:05 PM #12: |
Revelation34 posted...
How do you politely ask somebody to harass somebody?"Excuse me miss I'll have to decline as I have a wife, however the driver behind me likes a good time" --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aculo 07/21/20 11:28:41 PM #13: |
Lokarin posted...
what do you do when in the middle of the parking lot crazy throws off her pants and spreads eagle?Nobody is doing that for you. Ever, ok? --- ok? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackScythe0 07/21/20 11:33:05 PM #14: |
Lokarin posted...
what do you do when in the middle of the parking lot crazy throws off her pants and spreads eagle? Well I don't think you need to worry about that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 07/22/20 12:08:42 AM #15: |
Aculo posted...
Nobody is doing that for you. Ever, ok? BlackScythe0 posted... Well I don't think you need to worry about that. Of course not, I don't have a car so why would I be in the parking lot --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackScythe0 07/22/20 12:46:30 AM #16: |
*sigh*
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WhiskeyDisk 07/22/20 12:50:38 AM #17: |
Lokarin posted...
what do you do when in the middle of the parking lot crazy throws off her pants and spreads eagle? A relatable and all too common problem for many of us, unfortunately... --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 07/22/20 10:42:45 AM #18: |
Revelation34 posted...
How do you politely ask somebody to harass somebody? I see no reason to engage in sexual relations with her nor do I care to report her to the police. I simply ask her to step aside and wait for you. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CarefreeDude 07/22/20 12:28:40 PM #19: |
I once stuck my dick in crazy and it ended with her hacking naked through the wilderness with a machete and her throwing roadkill at me
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ParanoidObsessive 07/29/20 6:48:15 AM #20: |
Lokarin posted...
Ya know the saying don't stick ur dick in crazy? I always point to that saying as one of the ways the younger generation today sees the world completely differently than people used to. Back when I was growing up, no one ever said that. If anything, the prevailing wisdom was more along the lines of "crazy sex is the best sex". The true sage advice would probably be something along the lines of "Always stick your dick in crazy. Just don't give crazy your phone number. Or home address. Or real name." --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 07/29/20 6:59:31 AM #21: |
But all women are crazy, soooo...
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zebatov 07/29/20 10:39:38 AM #22: |
Reverse course because it isnt fun when it burns when you pee the next day.
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