Poll of the Day > dogs are really annoying

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DirtBasedSoap
08/01/20 3:20:37 PM
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just let me eat in peace and stop jumping on my fucking lap and licking my pants/legs

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ChaosAzeroth
08/01/20 3:26:51 PM
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I mean I love my cats but sometimes I literally have to go close myself in a room because of a couple of them...
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Lokarin
08/01/20 3:33:53 PM
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I love my pet fish but he keeps trying to date men online.

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ChaosAzeroth
08/01/20 3:35:23 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I love my pet fish but he keeps trying to date men online.

That's one of the challenges inherent with having a pet catfish unfortunately.

This is definitely a case of a little research before will save a lot of trouble later.
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Yellow
08/01/20 3:37:52 PM
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Make a noise they don't like. My dog hates fart noises.

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OhhhJa
08/01/20 3:52:56 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
I mean I love my cats but sometimes I literally have to go close myself in a room because of a couple of them...
For real, cats can be pretty annoying sometimes too lol
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SunWuKung420
08/01/20 3:55:32 PM
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Train them better?

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DirtBasedSoap
08/01/20 3:59:33 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Train them better?
not my dog, genius

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SunWuKung420
08/01/20 4:02:21 PM
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Well, you expressed that so eloquently in the OP. /s

Remember that brief conversation we had about storytelling and details, this is a perfect example of how you are bad at it, genius (not).

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DirtBasedSoap
08/01/20 4:03:48 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Well, you expressed that so eloquently in the OP. /s
how about dont make assumptions

im not telling a fucking story here, its a statement

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DirtBasedSoap
08/01/20 4:04:17 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
this is a perfect example of how you are bad at it, genius (not).
looks like you called me a good story teller lmao

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SunWuKung420
08/01/20 4:16:30 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
its a statement

A poorly worded one.

Correctly, it should have been "These poorly trained dogs that aren't mine are annoying."

See how that is better?

Also don't lie about constantly blocking and unblocking me. It's a bad look.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/01/20 4:17:52 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
should have been "These poorly trained dogs that aren't mine are annoying."
wtf lmao this might be the funniest thing youve ever said

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zebatov
08/01/20 4:19:30 PM
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Why I dont have or ever want pets.

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wwinterj25
08/01/20 6:32:13 PM
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That dog is barking up the wrong pedigree.


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Mead
08/01/20 6:52:39 PM
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our new dog sleeps on my lap which is ok but he does that dog thing where they kinda like dig and go in circles at usually a blanket or whatever to make it a bed I guess, but it just means he stomps on my balls a bunch of times before finally curling up and sleeping


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LinkPizza
08/01/20 6:56:04 PM
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Yellow posted...
Make a noise they don't like. My dog hates fart noises.

My dogs hate the spray noise. Like Febreze and stuff. My dogs are also weary of umbrellas...
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argonautweakend
08/01/20 7:06:24 PM
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I dislike when I go outside at night to smoke weed and the neighbor dog hears something so its a steady stream of ruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruh until his owners go get him.

I love dogs, and despite that I would love that dog too but jesus it does get annoying AF sometimes.
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wolfy42
08/01/20 7:06:59 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Also don't lie about constantly blocking and unblocking me. It's a bad look.

I heard you can get cancer if you don't apply enough sunblock, but too much makes you racist.

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Yellow
08/01/20 7:08:55 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
My dogs hate the spray noise. Like Febreze and stuff. My dogs are also weary of umbrellas...
Best part is they're not smart enough to know you're doing it to make them go away.

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SpeeDLeemon
08/02/20 1:18:24 AM
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SpeeDLeemon
08/02/20 1:19:47 AM
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Sunny likes stories; please tell more stories.

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