Poll of the Day > Heaven or Hell? Day 2: LinkPizza

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SpeedDemon20
08/27/20 11:04:34 PM
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Heaven or Hell?


By popular demand, the maybe-beloved-but-I-don't-really-know LinkPizza has been bumped up in the queue! Could he be the first person admitted to heaven? That's for PotD to decide!

Unfortunately, for Thanos, PotD decided his good deeds did not outweigh the people he killed. He'll be quite lonesome until PotD finds him a roommate IN HELL!

===Placements===
Heaven:

Hell:
Thanos (80%)

Thanks for all the nominations last time! Currently still taking more!

Upcoming Fates (not necessarily in order):
Joseph Stalin
Pablo Escobar
Kim Jong Un
Casey Anthony
Samus Aran
Bill Gates
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Grimace (Purple Chicken Nugget guy)
DeltaBladeX
Muscles' Baby? (Not sure if he has a baby or if he's baby muscles?)

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Zareth
08/27/20 11:08:46 PM
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Christian Heaven? He'd have to pray the gay away first.

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Krazy_Kirby
08/27/20 11:33:49 PM
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can't go to fake places
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Beveren_Rabbit
08/27/20 11:35:25 PM
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He supports circumcision
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Sarcasthma
08/28/20 12:02:25 AM
#5:


Definitely going to hell for his overuse of ellipses

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LinkPizza
08/28/20 12:05:45 AM
#6:


Sarcasthma posted...
Definitely going to hell for his overuse of ellipses

I don't overuse them. Everyone else underuses them...
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wolfy42
08/28/20 12:07:34 AM
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Just a heads up, there is no Pizza in hell.

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ChaosAzeroth
08/28/20 12:13:05 AM
#8:


I already know I'm going there.

Link, NGL, gonna miss ya when I do pal.
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Krow_Incarnate
08/28/20 12:15:31 AM
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Coolest dude to go to hell.

Sorry man, I'll see you there though

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ChaosAzeroth
08/28/20 12:18:46 AM
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Why is everyone damning Link?

Okay, might see you there then?
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LinkPizza
08/28/20 12:29:45 AM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
Why is everyone damning Link?

Okay, might see you there then?

It fine. Maybe I'll date Satan...

https://i.imgur.com/DnjgX1n.jpg

There's also this joke I read...

Jack, a renown atheist, dies...

... and to his utter surprise ends up in hell where he's greeted by Satan himself.

Completely shocked he talks to the devil and says: "Welp, I've been wrong all my life and I guess I'm now to pay the price for my lack of faith"

Satan laughs and replies: "Awh it's not so bad down here, let me give you the tour so you can see for yourself"

He then proceeds to escort Jack through a beautiful lush green plain with flowers, scattered here and there there's a bunch of houses where other "damned" live.

As they pass through each house the inhabitants recognize Satan and invite them inside for a drink and a chat, request that's always granted by the two.

Every time they stop to a house Satan never fails to display how much of a lovely guy he really is by telling amazing stories, singing, cracking jokes and just generally being a great person.

At sunset the devil sees that Jack was very tired and decides to show him the house he'll be spending the rest of eternity into.

As they walk to Jack's new house the two pass close to a huge wall and Jack asks: "What's behind there?"

Satan: "Oh, nothing that should concern you, pay it no mind"

Despite his curiosity Jack thought better not to bother Satan with further questions and just followed him to his new house where Satan promised he'd be back the following morning to show him the recreational center before finally bidding him a goodnight after a long day.

That night however Jack kept thinking back at the whole situation he's in and how surreal everything was until his thoughts eventually jumped to the wall he saw earlier in the day.

After a few minutes trying to guess what could there be behind that wall that Satan couldn't even tell him he decided he should investigate, as such he took a deep breath and dived into the night walking back to the place where the wall was.

Once there he searched for some clues until he saw some faint light coming from a spot in the wall; upon closer inspection he saw that there was a hole and the light was coming from behind the wall.

Jack took a deep breath and scrounged up the courage to look into the crack on the wall and what he saw was a spectacle much alike what he always thought hell would be.

On the other side of the wall huge flames were scattered all over a burnt and scalding hot ground and much to his horror he saw other souls inside that nightmare being eternally burned and never consuming, screaming and pleading for help.

Jack rushed back into his place where he just quietly sobbed and cried all night for he was sure now that the Devil was just toying with him to give him a bit of hope right before tossing him into eternal despair.

The following morning Satan showed up once again and told Jack to come with him.

Jack pleaded: "PLEASE! PLEASE! Don't take me to hell, I'll do anything just let me stay here, I don't wanna burn for all eternity!"

Satan: "What are you talking about??? I'm just gonna show you the recreational center like I told you yesterday"

Jack: "Don't lie to me, I saw what was going on behind the giant wall!"

Satan: "Ooooh you saw that! Don't worry that's not for you, that's the Christian hell"

Jack: "The christian hell? Why would the christian hell be like that?"

Satan: "I don't know either man, they just want it that way"
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Smiffwilm
08/28/20 1:31:19 AM
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Heaven's the only option they could actually go to. I mean, they're already here regarding the second option; you can't go somewhere you're already at after all.

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Soup_or_Science
08/28/20 2:14:01 AM
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I don't make the rules, but since this is the topic that I do get to, I'm sending Link to heaven.

That way, I can continue to piss off the establishment, and all the holiest than thou folks will wonder why said individual ended up in such a place

Hell isnt as concerned with such issues of intolerance, and therefore, many lols will be had at the incident.

If we're being stereotypical, anyway. I kind of feel as if we're already in hell, so, yeah.

It's a kind of humanitarian act with benefits kind of thing, but I think I'm contradicting myself now... if uh...

Im just gonna stop before I use the word "dictate"
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Kimbos_Egg
08/28/20 2:30:34 AM
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What about me? or bean? Or me?
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SpeedDemon20
08/28/20 2:55:55 AM
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I can add you to the list!

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Krazy_Kirby
08/28/20 3:06:21 AM
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LinkPizza posted...


It fine. Maybe I'll date Satan...


run to the devil?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7yMzfplUco
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LinkPizza
08/28/20 3:16:24 AM
#17:


Oh. Will I be able to date Lucifer (played by Tom Ellis)? Yeah. Ill be fine, then... If not, then not depends on if the devil is hot... Though, Im sure he is. I mean, it is hell...
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Krazy_Kirby
08/28/20 3:23:10 AM
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well in the latest season his brother amenadiel was temporarily in charge of hell, so maybe it would be him
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Sarcasthma
08/28/20 3:24:51 AM
#19:


Wait, if Pizza Boy ends up with equal votes, does that mean he has to go to Purgatory?

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wolfy42
08/28/20 3:26:59 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
well in the latest season his brother amenadiel was temporarily in charge of hell, so maybe it would be him


I mean spoilers below

In the latest episode god is awesome black dude, which rocks btw, so you'd be good in either place (though I guess sex with god is kinda blasphamus....but it's not with the devil?).

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wolfy42
08/28/20 3:27:43 AM
#21:


It means he has to deliver pizzas for eternity, but never get to eat them :(

Don'tmake that happen.

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Krazy_Kirby
08/28/20 3:31:33 AM
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wolfy42 posted...


I mean spoilers below

In the latest episode god is awesome black dude, which rocks btw, so you'd be good in either place (though I guess sex with god is kinda blasphamus....but it's not with the devil?).


i wonder if they would have used him if timothy omundson hadn't had a stroke. he did play a crazy person/god before.
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wolfy42
08/28/20 3:34:10 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
timothy omundson


Yeah, they totally left that hanging in fact, cause they never explained how he knew who lucifer was etc, they just said the belt gave him healing powers so he thought he was god, but we obviously saw he knew about the belt and said don't take it off me etc, and he knew all that stuff, so it totally seemed like god was possessing him basically.

But yeah, they wouldn't have used him cause that was a mortal that god was possessing, and they may even revisit that in the second half (I hope).

Also I'm sad that timothy had a stroke, he is a good actor, i've seen him in other stuff:(

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LinkPizza
08/28/20 3:34:51 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Wait, if Pizza Boy ends up with equal votes, does that mean he has to go to Purgatory?

Well, Pizza Purgatory, but I guess...

wolfy42 posted...
It means he has to deliver pizzas for eternity, but never get to eat them :(

Don'tmake that happen.

Id eat them. Theyd be Pac-Man specials...
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wolfy42
08/28/20 3:36:22 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Well, Pizza Purgatory, but I guess...

Id eat them. Theyd be Pac-Man specials...


LOL, I would probably freaking crack up if I ever got a pizza delivered that was a pac man. I don't think I would even get the driver in trouble cause i'd totally relate.

I would be THE WORST pizza delivery guy, unless it was like dominos or something that I don't really consider pizza. Then again, I wouldn't do that to people (deliver dominos to them).

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ChaosAzeroth
08/28/20 3:39:32 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
It fine. Maybe I'll date Satan...

Well damn. Seems like we had the same plan.
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Krazy_Kirby
08/28/20 3:40:41 AM
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he was in the 2nd psych movie
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synth_real
08/28/20 4:04:10 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Oh. Will I be able to date Lucifer (played by Tom Ellis)? Yeah. Ill be fine, then... If not, then not depends on if the devil is hot... Though, Im sure he is. I mean, it is hell...


How about this?

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LinkPizza
08/28/20 4:08:27 AM
#29:


synth_real posted...
How about this?

Yep. Id take that, as well...
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wolfy42
08/28/20 4:09:20 AM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
Well damn. Seems like we had the same plan.


No worries, I have it on good authority that Lucifer isn't monogamus and likes orgies.

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wolfy42
08/28/20 4:20:10 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
he was in the 2nd psych movie


He's been in tons of stuff I watched going back most of my life tbh. He was in Xena eons ago, he was in my Uncles Show (Frankie Blue), V.I.P, he was in deadwood, Jericho, Supernatural, Psych and a bunch of other stuff. He is a good actor with a long list of roles.

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SpeedDemon20
08/28/20 5:08:09 PM
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Speed Bump

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Mead
08/28/20 5:58:24 PM
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Heaven for sure

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ChaosAzeroth
08/28/20 5:58:52 PM
#34:


wolfy42 posted...
No worries, I have it on good authority that Lucifer isn't monogamus and likes orgies.

Yeah that's definitely something that crossed my mind.

The well damn is out of sheer amusement tbh.
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ParanoidObsessive
08/28/20 6:45:06 PM
#35:


Smiffwilm posted...
Heaven's the only option they could actually go to. I mean, they're already here regarding the second option; you can't go somewhere you're already at after all.

You're being a bit of an emo kid there, but you made me think of this:

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Smiffwilm
08/28/20 6:51:37 PM
#36:


ParanoidObsessive posted...
You're being a bit of an emo kid there, but you made me think of this:

"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like?" --- Voltaire
To be clear, I meant GameFAQS, not this reality lol.

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