Current Events > What's wrong with Mitch McConnell's hands?

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au_gold
10/21/20 5:57:24 PM
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Seriously, though. What the fuck?

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BignutzisBack
10/21/20 5:57:44 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi
10/21/20 5:58:27 PM
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They got charred up in his duel with Mace Windu

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Tyranthraxus
10/21/20 5:58:30 PM
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That's just his turtle skin showing through the makeup.

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Ving_Rhames
10/21/20 5:58:55 PM
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Ewww wtf

I fucking hate crusty ass hands like that

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Colorahdo
10/21/20 5:59:03 PM
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My mom's hands look like that. Edema, thin skin, easily bruised

Lifetime of inactivity does that to ya

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HighOnSolar
10/21/20 6:08:04 PM
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theyre attached to a colossal pos

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Southernfatman
10/21/20 6:09:15 PM
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The evilness is eating away at him. It's harder for him to keep a human form.

I bet he has goat hooves for feet.

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Dark_SilverX
10/21/20 6:09:54 PM
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imagine those beautiful fingers in your mouth

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UnholyMudcrab
10/21/20 6:10:30 PM
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He lacks a heart to pump blood, so it just pools in his hands.

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COVxy
10/21/20 6:11:16 PM
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The 3rd Hokage tried to save the village and unfortunately failed.

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BLAKUboy
10/21/20 6:12:11 PM
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Legit looks like Thanos after the snap.

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ElatedVenusaur
10/21/20 6:17:34 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Legit looks like Thanos after the snap.
He used the Infinity Stones to get a 6-3 Supreme Court.
Is what I would say, if it hadnt been so easy for him. Would be a waste of a snap.
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DepreceV2
10/21/20 6:19:24 PM
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Looks like a severe case of Gout to me but Im not a doctor

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BLAKUboy
10/21/20 6:20:06 PM
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ElatedVenusaur posted...
He used the Infinity Stones to get a 6-3 Supreme Court.
Is what I would say, if it hadnt been so easy for him. Would be a waste of a snap.
In fairness it was looking pretty goodbad for a bit what with COVID trying to take out half the Senate GOP.

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3PiesAndAFork
10/21/20 6:26:20 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
They got charred up in his duel with Mace Windu
lmao

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Wii_Shaker
10/21/20 6:27:14 PM
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He lost his humanity and is becoming hollow.

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DD Divine
10/21/20 6:29:39 PM
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Reptilian skin

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gunplagirl
10/21/20 6:31:28 PM
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He tried using one for all and couldn't handle the recoil

COVxy posted...
The 3rd Hokage tried to save the village and unfortunately failed.
I'm laughing my ass off

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Poop2
10/21/20 6:33:40 PM
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the dark side taking hold
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CanuckCowboy
10/21/20 11:43:15 PM
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leprosy is a hell of a.... drug?

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Phynaster
10/21/20 11:43:53 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
They got charred up in his duel with Mace Windu
lmao

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SiO4
10/21/20 11:46:43 PM
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https://imgur.com/glZJIyS
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Bio1590
10/22/20 12:02:46 AM
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There's another photo of his hands in this article as well as a photo of his face (nsfw)

https://www.thelist.com/265634/heres-why-everyone-is-talking-about-mitch-mcconnells-hands/

And as the article points out...there's also some weird shit going on around his mouth (and chin, which they didn't mention) as well.

Something's seriously wrong with the guy.
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Unsugarized_Foo
10/22/20 12:07:04 AM
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Looks like he has some oxygen issues

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Returning_CEmen
10/22/20 12:13:23 AM
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Hes not fit to hold a political office
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Ooooooranges
10/22/20 12:21:29 AM
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cjsdowg
10/22/20 12:29:40 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
That's just his turtle skin showing through the makeup.

Turtle skin is really smooth. What we call tortoises are the clamy skin. (lol)

RchHomieQuanChi posted... They got charred up in his duel with Mace Windu

I literally looked for the LIKE button on this one.


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MabusIncarnate
10/22/20 12:30:38 AM
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Kids bite a lot harder then they used to

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InhumaneRaider
10/22/20 12:32:56 AM
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It's most likely blood thinners, my sister used to get discoloration around her mouth when she was on them, like she was bruised.

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DirkDiggles
10/22/20 12:40:18 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
They got charred up in his duel with Mace Windu

Holy shit. /Topic

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Bio1590
10/22/20 12:44:02 AM
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Even if it's "just" blood thinners that should be cause for concern (and I use that term loosely).
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Questionmarktarius
10/22/20 12:44:27 AM
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InhumaneRaider posted...
It's most likely blood thinners, my sister used to get discoloration around her mouth when she was on them, like she was bruised.
Old man on heart pills. It happens.

The bigger issue is these nigh-zombies holding onto office essentially forever.
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Tyranthraxus
10/22/20 12:46:41 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Turtle skin is really smooth. What we call tortoises are the clamy skin. (lol)

I was more referencing the color not the quality. Maybe should have said reptile skin.

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Questionmarktarius
10/22/20 12:49:09 AM
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The guy probably oughta get that goiter checked out too.
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cjsdowg
10/22/20 12:51:08 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I was more referencing the color not the quality. Maybe should have said reptile skin.

Oh I am just being cheeky since I love turtles and I hate people comparing Mitch to them (lol)

Any who here is Mitch going down a Hill.

https://twitter.com/welcomet0nature/status/1319114251823316993

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Bio1590
10/22/20 12:52:02 AM
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What if this dude is legit dying and that's another reason they're rushing through everything >_>
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ZMythos
10/22/20 12:53:24 AM
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COVxy posted...
The 3rd Hokage tried to save the village and unfortunately failed.

Fucking brilliant XD

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FL81
10/22/20 1:00:31 AM
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He's going to need a new human fleshsuit soon

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Cornhuskers
10/22/20 1:08:22 AM
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The Answer!

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008Zulu
10/22/20 1:48:53 AM
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Gangrene. Have to amputate them now I guess.

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pegusus123456
10/22/20 1:52:49 AM
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It's like when that dude in the Dragon Prince does dark magic and then doesn't kill a butterfly to make himself look normal.

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au_gold
10/23/20 5:08:01 AM
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SiO4
10/23/20 12:42:24 PM
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/22/politics/mitch-mcconnell-bruised-hands/index.html

Jesus...!...
He's straight rotting in place.

https://imgur.com/qC88vDy
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InTheEyesOfFire
10/23/20 12:46:10 PM
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Hes actually a necromancer and his last spell blew up on him.

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kingdrake2
10/23/20 12:48:32 PM
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zombie infection... he's going to turn into a "muncher" the hunger for human brains and flesh.
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gunplagirl
10/24/20 12:24:42 PM
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Shell rot

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SiO4
10/24/20 1:26:22 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Shell rot


NIce
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