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lww99
03/30/21 6:47:32 AM
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gunplagirl
03/30/21 6:49:04 AM
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Have you considered that you're a bad person who deserves to be alone forever?

You shouldn't. Self confidence and self esteem are important.

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lww99
03/30/21 6:54:07 AM
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My confidence is fine.

heard our dog sneak through the baby gate to eat cat food, after we were already in the bedroom.

had to go yell at her, and just couldnt stop thinking about the fact that I was going to be cleaning up shit at 3am.

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 6:58:09 AM
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lww99 posted...
My confidence is fine.

heard our dog sneak through the baby gate to eat cat food, after we were already in the bedroom.

had to go yell at her, and just couldnt stop thinking about the fact that I was going to be cleaning up shit at 3am.
Sounds like the solution is obvious. The dog can't eat cat food and shit at 3 am if you let it sleep outside with proper precautions in place.


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lww99
03/30/21 6:58:15 AM
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Yeah really. Just annoyed with myself. Wish I could have just gotten over it, and focused on the moment.


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lww99
03/30/21 6:58:45 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Sounds like the solution is obvious. The dog can't eat cat food and shit at 3 am if you let it sleep outside with proper precautions in place.

please dont have pets.

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:05:18 AM
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lww99 posted...
please dont have pets.
I qualified the statement "with proper precautions in place" but since your reading comprehension seems to be acting up, here's more stuff for you to misread.

How much square footage in your house does your dog have access to? Apparently not food. And since you try and limit the space with baby gates, it's even less space. It's probably not anywhere near enough space for a dog its size.

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lww99
03/30/21 7:09:04 AM
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Theres only two rooms in the entire house they arent allowed in. Utility room and fiancs room, because both have pet food inside.

They have free roam otherwise, and sleep with us.

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MedeaLysistrata
03/30/21 7:10:20 AM
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tfw there are no women in your life

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Lairen
03/30/21 7:10:57 AM
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What is this?

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:11:53 AM
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lww99 posted...
Theres only two rooms in the entire house they arent allowed in. Utility room and fiancs room, because both have pet food inside.

They have free roam otherwise, and sleep with us.
How much square footage? For all I know you literally have a bathroom, kitchen, and small living room in addition to the rooms you stated.

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:12:17 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
tfw there are no women in your life
@MedeaLysistrata hey ;)

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MedeaLysistrata
03/30/21 7:12:59 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
@MedeaLysistrata hey ;)
hey wha'tre you saying? hop in my dms they're empty

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lww99
03/30/21 7:16:12 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
How much square footage? For all I know you literally have a bathroom, kitchen, and small living room in addition to the rooms you stated.

im not really sure what youre suggesting, but Im not going to make our dogs live/sleep outside.


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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:18:02 AM
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lww99 posted...
im not really sure what youre suggesting, but Im not going to make our dogs live/sleep outside.
What's the fucking square foot area of the rooms (don't count floor space occupied by furniture) that the dog has access to at all times?

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lww99
03/30/21 7:18:33 AM
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Let me get a tape measure you fucking psycho.

stay on topic or kindly fuck off

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:19:47 AM
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lww99 posted...
Let me get a tape measure you fucking psycho.

stay on topic or kindly fuck off
For all I know your dogs are cramped into a tiny fucking living room/ kitchen. And what kind of renter or homeowner doesn't have an approximate idea of the area of their fucking rooms?

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ROOTFayth
03/30/21 7:20:21 AM
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when you block a user do they stop seeing your posts?
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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 7:20:25 AM
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sorry to hear that man :(

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IfGodCouldDie
03/30/21 7:24:34 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
For all I know your dogs are cramped into a tiny fucking living room/ kitchen. And what kind of renter or homeowner doesn't have an approximate idea of the area of their fucking rooms?


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lww99
03/30/21 7:25:10 AM
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Strider102
03/30/21 7:25:11 AM
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>_>

<_<

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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 7:25:45 AM
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Nobody:

TC: I ruined the mood first chance in months
CE: Yeah but how big are your rooms?!

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:26:30 AM
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Trolls wouldn't be concerned with the welfare of an animal that's given insufficient space.

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lww99
03/30/21 7:27:02 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Trolls wouldn't be concerned with the welfare of an animal that's given insufficient space.

holy shit she just wanted some fucking cat food

fuck offffffff

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shnangyboos
03/30/21 7:28:05 AM
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And she had the audacity to call herself well-rounded.

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ROOTFayth
03/30/21 7:28:36 AM
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you should buy a castle for your pets TC, how dare you mistreat them like that
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Strider102
03/30/21 7:28:46 AM
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The dog wouldn't eat cat food if you laid out a nice juicy steak for it every night.

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BloodMoon7
03/30/21 7:28:59 AM
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Why are you buying cat food for your dog? How many chairs do you own. I deserve the truth.

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:29:01 AM
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lww99 posted...
holy shit she just wanted some fucking cat food

fuck offffffff
Oh, so now it's not a problem that she eats the cat food and has to shit, but when you're getting laid it's the biggest problem in the world. I see how it it. :'(

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Kim_Seong-a
03/30/21 7:29:13 AM
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Hide the cat food inside the dog food.

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Strider102
03/30/21 7:29:50 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Hide the cat food inside the dog food.

That's just crazy enough to work.

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lww99
03/30/21 7:30:19 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Oh, so now it's not a problem that she eats the cat food and has to shit, but when you're getting laid it's the biggest problem in the world. I see how it it. :'(

yes, my blowing my chance is what prompted this topic. Thanks genius.

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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 7:31:33 AM
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gunpla this is a normal reaction to getting blue balls, he'll get over it eventually and forgive his animals he's just got dat testosterone pumping rn

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ROOTFayth
03/30/21 7:32:15 AM
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wasnt the door to your bedroom closed though, why do you mind that your dog is eating while you have sex?
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BloodMoon7
03/30/21 7:32:48 AM
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Sometimes my cats will knock a thing over at 3AM. I never get upset.

Because I actually sleep at 6AM.

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:33:51 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
gunpla this is a normal reaction to getting blue balls, he'll get over it eventually and forgive his animals he's just got dat testosterone pumping rn
You know what catboy, you're right. I'm glad you calmly and rationally provided an explanation. I hope you have a wonderful day, wherever you are in this big world of ours.

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lww99
03/30/21 7:37:22 AM
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ROOTFayth posted...
wasnt the door to your bedroom closed though, why do you mind that your dog is eating while you have sex?

cat food is inevitably going to give her diarrhea. Its not like Id care if she was eating her normal food.

(she gets fed twice a day, before gunpla asks)

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ROOTFayth
03/30/21 7:38:13 AM
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lww99 posted...
cat food is inevitably going to give her diarrhea. Its not like Id care if she was eating her normal food.

(she gets fed twice a day, before gunpla asks)
the cat needs to have food 24/7?

also ignore gunplagirl shes a total weirdo
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MrResetti
03/30/21 7:39:09 AM
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lww99
03/30/21 7:45:10 AM
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We have 3 cats, feed them once per day. But they just pick at it, and sometimes some dry food will be left when you go to fill it the next day.


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DeadlyNinjaBees
03/30/21 7:47:24 AM
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I woudn't bother again, tbh. You should only get one chance with you. Should be her loss. Having that attitude the whole times makes the other person try harder anyway. Always try and be the girl in the relationship but stop just shy of breastfeeding.

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BloodMoon7
03/30/21 7:49:23 AM
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You need to put it away if they're not hungry. They may refuse to eat old food or worse, they'll keep eating even when they've eaten enough. Generally they like seeing that the food is available but they're not always great and knowing when to stop. They might be thinking that there won't be food later so they will eat as much as they can in one sitting.

You should also feed them more than once a day, smaller servings. They need to learn that there is in fact a schedule, and that they don't need to store fat. Make sure they get exercise. Nothing sadder than a cat that fails to make a jump cause his ass is so dummy thicc.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
03/30/21 7:51:19 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
You need to put it away if they're not hungry. They may refuse to eat old food or worse, they'll keep eating even when they've eaten enough. Generally they like seeing that the food is available but they're not always great and knowing when to stop. They might be thinking that there won't be food later so they will eat as much as they can in one sitting.
Are we still talking about the cat?

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Strider102
03/30/21 7:52:04 AM
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Construct a really complex holographic display of the cat food. Meanwhile you put up the real cat food and avoid the messy aftermath.

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lww99
03/30/21 7:52:28 AM
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Sometimes they finish it by afternoon, sometimes they have some left at night.

its not really free feeding because theyre getting the exact same amount every day.

its not like they have a constant, unlimited amount or anything


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BloodMoon7
03/30/21 7:52:33 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Are we still talking about the cat?
I'm talking about TC. A healthier diet will improve his sex life.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
03/30/21 7:53:22 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm talking about TC. A healthier diet will improve his sex life.
That's why I only ever eat e******* ***** c***s!

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DespondentDeity
03/30/21 7:53:46 AM
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You yelled at a dog?

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