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Itachi157
01/28/22 1:00:33 AM
#102:


BlackBlueButts posted...
Duncan is the modern retelling of Adam and Eve, except instead of a rib it was a testicle that turned into his girlfriend.

Nearly sprayed my drink onto my monitor
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SSMajinVegeta2
01/28/22 1:01:54 AM
#103:


Itachi157 posted...
Nearly sprayed my drink onto my monitor

I needed this laugh haha

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Alpha218
01/28/22 1:06:08 AM
#104:


Duncanwii posted...
Who would want a bunch of GBA and PSP games when I have a perfectly good PS3 and Gamecube out in the open?
So why did you get the safe in the first place then

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berlyman101
01/28/22 8:22:13 AM
#105:


For all the shit this guy takes in stride I do feel bad when I see people clown him or tell him he's lying. If it's not real, kudos for the humor. But I hate to think that this guy is constantly vulnerable and everyone is telling him his life isn't what he says it is.

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roos1046 Reborn
01/28/22 8:31:44 AM
#106:


Alpha218 posted...
So why did you get the safe in the first place then

Its all part of the gimmick

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Tony_Biggie_Pun
01/28/22 9:08:33 AM
#107:


Never move in with a woman, unless you plan on marrying that woman

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Conception616
01/28/22 9:33:24 AM
#108:


berlyman101 posted...
For all the shit this guy takes in stride I do feel bad when I see people clown him or tell him he's lying. If it's not real, kudos for the humor. But I hate to think that this guy is constantly vulnerable and everyone is telling him his life isn't what he says it is.

You should move in with him to verify.


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Duncanwii
01/28/22 10:33:29 AM
#109:


Alpha218 posted...

So why did you get the safe in the first place then

Because I want that stuff and want it to be safe?

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itachi15243
01/28/22 10:45:13 AM
#111:


Duncanwii posted...
Because I want that stuff and want it to be safe?

You do know that the safe is gonna look more valuable to thieves if they do rob your former home with no one there right

Also earlier you said you'll have to cook and clean and such.

Do you know how to?

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R1masher
01/28/22 10:48:15 AM
#112:


Is disappearing ball syndrome a real thing?

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Strider102
01/28/22 11:31:37 AM
#113:


More twists then an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 11:33:10 AM
#114:


God damn it. Gf talked to her mom and she says the prospects arent good. Why do they hate me so much? I've barely ever met them?!

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Strider102
01/28/22 11:37:06 AM
#115:


Duncanwii posted...
God damn it. Gf talked to her mom and she says the prospects arent good. Why do they hate me so much? I've barely ever met them?!

And we've went around in a circle.

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BlazinBlue88
01/28/22 11:37:48 AM
#116:


Why would her parents not want their daughter's bf to move in with them?
Hmm I wonder...

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CanuckCowboy
01/28/22 11:38:20 AM
#117:


Duncanwii posted...
God damn it. Gf talked to her mom and she says the prospects arent good. Why do they hate me so much? I've barely ever met them?!

She's an adult living on her own... not sure why thats relevant tbh.

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a-c-a-b
01/28/22 11:38:21 AM
#118:


I find it very difficult to believe that your parents are onboard with you moving out despite the fact that your level of dependence on them resembles that of a child.

Them ignoring and overlooking that fact seems very at odds with everything else you've ever revealed about what your relationship with your parents is like.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 11:38:30 AM
#119:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Why would her parents not want their daughter's bf to move in with them?
Hmm I wonder...

Again, she has her own place.

She's an adult living on her own... not sure why thats relevant tbh.


They pay half her rent. They could easily cut her off and make her pay the full if she upsets them.

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segasaturn
01/28/22 11:39:39 AM
#120:


You were so damn close!

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R1masher
01/28/22 11:43:59 AM
#121:


This topic reads like a 1999 Juliette Lewis Giavonni Ribisi romance drama comedy

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
01/28/22 11:47:22 AM
#123:


Good for you dude. I hope it works out for you.

From out outside perspective, and the only info we ever get is from what you say, but it seems to me that you might be capable of more stuff than you think you are. I don't know if it's from your parents saying what is and isn't possible for you or something but I don't think you're as helpless as you think you are.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/28/22 11:48:56 AM
#124:


How much money are they giving you lol


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Duncanwii
01/28/22 11:50:27 AM
#125:


metallica846 posted...
Im confused. You said you SSI could pay half the rent so youd be splitting the rent anyway. Take whats yours Duncan. Tell her parents to fuck off.

My Gf is better then me but she's still disabled and needs help paying rent. She cant afford to tell them to "fuck off." I know it seems outlandish to a person not in our situation but it's a reality we need to live with.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 11:54:01 AM
#127:


metallica846 posted...


YOU would help her pay the rent with the money you get from disability.

I'd only pay half though, I cant pay the full. Well I can, but I wouldnt have money for groceries and emergencies.

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bsp77
01/28/22 11:55:10 AM
#128:


Duncanwii posted...
Again, she has her own place.

They pay half her rent. They could easily cut her off and make her pay the full if she upsets them.
Then you pay the other half. Step up.

They probably don't like you because you are freeloader. I would not like one of my daughters in that situation.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 11:56:12 AM
#129:


bsp77 posted...

Then you pay the other half. Step up.

Gosh, if only that had been my plan the entire time.

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__aCEr__
01/28/22 11:57:47 AM
#131:


At some point you're going to have to figure out how to earn an income, dude. Even if it's just a modest one.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 11:59:04 AM
#132:


metallica846 posted...

Pay half of half? Oh this isnt looking promising Duncan.

No. I'd pay half of the full. 50%

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bsp77
01/28/22 11:59:49 AM
#133:


Duncanwii posted...
Gosh, if only that had been my plan the entire time.
Then what's the problem? You guys should do what's best for you, and ignore both sets of parents.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 12:03:03 PM
#134:


bsp77 posted...
Then what's the problem?

I honestly wish I knew. This is the third time we've tried this and it always died at this point.

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NeoShadowhen
01/28/22 12:10:57 PM
#135:


I cant get over the missing ball thing. No follow up with a doctor or anything?

Having no balls would have serious implications for your health, and there are enormous side effects. Theres simply no way that this hasnt been addressed and treated.

You would probably not have any kind of sex drive. That doesnt track with what has been said in the past.

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bsp77
01/28/22 12:12:00 PM
#136:


NeoShadowhen posted...
I cant get over the missing ball thing. No follow up with a doctor or anything?

Having no balls would have serious implications for your health, and there are enormous side effects. Theres simply no way that this hasnt been addressed and treated.

You would probably not have any kind of sex drive. That doesnt track with what has been said in the past.
Maybe it's like that 90s song "Detachable Penis"

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Dreepapult
01/28/22 12:16:29 PM
#137:


He won't acknowledge anything more on the missing testicle. Not sure why he brings it up if he won't talk about it. Just like don't bring it up at all then

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BlazinBlue88
01/28/22 12:19:27 PM
#138:


Duncanwii posted...
I honestly wish I knew. This is the third time we've tried this and it always died at this point.
Her parents want you to ask them for permission to move in.

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NeoShadowhen
01/28/22 12:21:25 PM
#139:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Her parents want you to ask them for permission to move in.

Agreed. He said it himself; they barely know him. He needs to meet with them, discuss it, and explain that he has no balls. That will help.
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Strider102
01/28/22 12:21:39 PM
#140:


I'm imagining the first scene in the Godfather with Duncan asking permission to move in with their daughter.

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SwordMaster13X
01/28/22 12:23:06 PM
#141:


Duncan could you try talking to them?

wouldnt they be happy knowing they would pay less rent when you come in?

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BlazinBlue88
01/28/22 12:29:01 PM
#142:


NeoShadowhen posted...
Agreed. He said it himself; they barely know him. He needs to meet with them, discuss it, and explain that he has no balls. That will help.
"So you know that Ken doll you bought her when she was a kid? That's pretty much my situation down there"

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Alpha218
01/28/22 12:32:33 PM
#143:


Duncanwii posted...
No. I'd pay half of the full. 50%
And she already pays half of the full rent herself not really seeing the issue here Duncan. If her parents stop paying rent then youre covering the half that theyre no longer paying

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 12:32:44 PM
#144:


BlazinBlue88 posted...

"So you know that Ken doll you bought her when she was a kid? That's pretty much my situation down there"

I mean I have a penis at least.

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BlazinBlue88
01/28/22 12:34:51 PM
#145:


Duncanwii posted...
I mean I have a penis at least.
They don't need to know that. Whatever gets you moved in am I right?

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
01/28/22 1:07:20 PM
#146:


People are making jokes but the fact that you can't have kids will probably only help your chances of being able to move in together. Her dads fear will be her getting pregnant by some dude and you can't do that so it probably eases his mind a little.

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Feline_Heart
01/28/22 1:23:23 PM
#147:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
"So you know that Ken doll you bought her when she was a kid? That's pretty much my situation down there"
I feel bad but I cant stop laughing

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KookyCouture
01/28/22 3:00:05 PM
#148:


You posted before about how her parents hate you and don't want you living with her, so obviously this was never going to happen

Duncanwii posted...
They pay half her rent. They could easily cut her off and make her pay the full if she upsets them.


Alpha218 posted...
And she already pays half of the full rent herself not really seeing the issue here Duncan. If her parents stop paying rent then youre covering the half that theyre no longer paying


if you do this then they no longer have a say in the matter and can't hold that over her head anymore

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David1988
01/28/22 3:24:04 PM
#149:


Does your gf get disability to pay her half of the rent herself?

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 3:24:51 PM
#150:


David1988 posted...
Does your gf get disability to pay her half of the rent herself?

Not yet. She's working on it.

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roos1046 Reborn
01/28/22 6:25:36 PM
#151:


Duncanwii posted...
Again, she has her own place.

They pay half her rent. They could easily cut her off and make her pay the full if she upsets them.

has this always been part of this work of fiction?

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