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CanuckCowboy
01/28/22 6:28:30 PM
#153:


Duncanwii posted...


They pay half her rent. They could easily cut her off and make her pay the full if she upsets them.

But you would do that instead right?

So...

I mean I get its a big move and whatever but if its what you guys want and you can make it work then fuckin do it.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 6:29:30 PM
#154:


roos1046 Reborn posted...


has this always been part of this work of fiction?

People need to stop saying my life and relationship is fake. Its not nice and makes you sound like an asshole.

But you would do that instead right?


Wrong. I suggested that and apparently I dont have enough SSI to cover the entire rent.

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NeoShadowhen
01/28/22 6:31:09 PM
#155:


Duncanwii posted...
Not yet. She's working on it.

If you ever want someone to chat with about getting on disability, let me know. I was allowing and denying people for disability for a decade.
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Tom Clark
01/28/22 6:39:58 PM
#156:


Not gonna lie, the misplaced bollock is a whole piece of Duncan lore that I was completely unaware of.

Boy do I miss the good old days of five minutes ago

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jumi
01/28/22 6:41:12 PM
#157:


Give us some numbers here.

How much is the total rent? How much does she pay? How much do her parents pay? How much will you pay?

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Lanzol
01/28/22 6:43:13 PM
#158:


can anyone give me the cliffnotes on the lore here so i can chime in w/ my pretentious platitudes
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Lanzol
01/28/22 6:45:29 PM
#159:


Duncanwii posted...
Again, she has her own place.

They pay half her rent. They could easily cut her off and make her pay the full if she upsets them.

PROTIP

IF RENT IS BEING PAID BY THEIR PARENTS ITS NOT THEIR OWN PLACE
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Crazyman93
01/28/22 6:48:23 PM
#160:


Tom Clark posted...
Boy do I miss the good old days of five minutes ago
Lmfao, this is so true.

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Cornmuffins
01/28/22 6:48:23 PM
#161:


Duncanwii posted...

Wrong. I suggested that and apparently I dont have enough SSI to cover the entire rent.


People have explained it to you several times. You know that's not what's happening. Maybe if you tell her parents you'll wear a helmet they'll let you move in.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 7:00:49 PM
#162:


Ok big news. Just talked to Kara. She says her parents want to meet with my parents. They are not going to say yes or no until they talk to them in person.

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David1988
01/28/22 7:03:00 PM
#163:


Duncanwii posted...
Ok big news. Just talked to Kara. She says her parents want to meet with my parents. They are not going to say yes or no until they talk to them in person.


Nice! Hopefully it goes well

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BroodRyu
01/28/22 7:05:35 PM
#164:


And another twist in the tale!
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Duncanwii
01/28/22 7:07:22 PM
#165:


BroodRyu posted...
And another twist in the tale!

It is a twist. I thought it was going to be another strait no like the last few times.

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ModLogic
01/28/22 7:07:46 PM
#166:


progress!

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Will_VIIII
01/28/22 7:36:18 PM
#167:


Duncanwii posted...
I have no testicles for one.
I'm sorry what

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StarDestroyer
01/28/22 8:08:46 PM
#169:


Motherwii is going to scare them into saying no.
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__aCEr__
01/28/22 8:57:39 PM
#170:


I was also unaware of Duncan Nonuts until this topic.

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Unsuprised_Pika
01/28/22 9:00:41 PM
#171:


I give you a lot of shit but I am genuinely happy for you. It's a big step.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
01/28/22 9:15:58 PM
#172:


so like, does it look like a deflated balloon around a hot dog down there or what?

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 9:18:06 PM
#173:


Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
so like, does it look like a deflated balloon around a hot dog down there or what?

Are you trying to get me suspended?

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TeaMilk
01/28/22 9:19:33 PM
#174:


__aCEr__ posted...
I was also unaware of Duncan Nonuts until this topic.
I cant believe someone finally said it...

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AngelsNAirwav3s
01/28/22 9:21:39 PM
#175:


I quickly skimmed through the topic, and it sounds like Duncan has no testicles and has no idea where they went and hasnt been to a doctor? Or am I missing some exposition posts?

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Crazyman93
01/28/22 9:26:58 PM
#176:


AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
I quickly skimmed through the topic, and it sounds like Duncan has no testicles and has no idea where they went and hasnt been to a doctor? Or am I missing some exposition posts?
He lost one to a testicular torsion (read, his nut got all twisted and died) and other somehow vanished and his doctor can't explain it.

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Heartomaton
01/28/22 9:27:28 PM
#177:


__aCEr__ posted...
I was also unaware of Duncan Nonuts until this topic.

Golden Post.

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Conception616
01/28/22 9:43:42 PM
#178:


Tell her parents youd give your left nut to live with their daughter, then show up the next day to prove how serious you were, so much that you sacrificed twice as much for their princess.

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3PiesAndAFork
01/28/22 9:48:21 PM
#179:


Holy fuck this has got to beat the soup topic for best of the year.

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samurai bandit
01/28/22 9:55:43 PM
#180:


__aCEr__ posted...
I

There is a great joke here but it is most likely moddable so I cant post it.

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NeoShadowhen
01/28/22 10:38:00 PM
#181:


AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
I quickly skimmed through the topic, and it sounds like Duncan has no testicles and has no idea where they went and hasnt been to a doctor? Or am I missing some exposition posts?

As often happens around these parts, some people ask for clarification, and some wise sage steps forward and says something along the lines of you arent going to get a response. And they say it so confidently, that you believe that they know that this is the truth, and you quickly learn that it is indeed the truth.

I dont know much about who Duncan truly is, but I am very aware of the tendency to avoid certain pieces of key information.
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a-c-a-b
01/28/22 10:45:58 PM
#183:


No Nut Wii

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Dakimakura
01/29/22 8:25:01 AM
#185:


So your therapist just blew right past the no nuts thing in regards to what might be causing you to be depressed and went right to moving in with girlfriend?


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AldousIsDead
01/29/22 9:28:20 AM
#186:


Duncanwii posted...
Are you trying to get me suspended?
Looks like it worked.

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brestugo
01/29/22 11:08:27 AM
#187:


NeoShadowhen posted...
I cant get over the missing ball thing.

I legit was walking down the street and seriously thought I saw what could be an unsheathed testicle one time. You never know

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ToPoPO
01/29/22 3:59:12 PM
#188:


Why is he suspended?
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Will_VIIII
01/29/22 4:02:33 PM
#189:


ToPoPO posted...
Why is he suspended?

its against the ToS to not have testicles IIRC

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Sexypwnstar
01/29/22 6:41:34 PM
#190:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/7/AAZZY5AAC3Vj.jpg
Let's hope it's a ban.

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Crazyman93
01/29/22 8:16:18 PM
#191:


Guess Duncan Nonuts is gonna be Duncan NoPosts for awhile.

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BlackBlueButts
01/29/22 8:19:47 PM
#192:


Jeez why were there so many deleted messages in the duncanwii is suspended topic?

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Dakimakura
01/29/22 8:28:21 PM
#193:


BlackBlueButts posted...
Jeez why were there so many deleted messages in the duncanwii is suspended topic?

Someone posted a picture in regards to Duncan's current situation. Everyone that quoted it got modded.

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nfearurspecimn
01/29/22 11:30:20 PM
#194:


Dakimakura posted...
Everyone that quoted it got modded.
Thank god I quoted the message but deleted the image.

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darkmaian23
01/29/22 11:41:57 PM
#195:


Is all this drama completely fake? At first I thought Duncan might be serious and just be working through some stuff, but I don't know after reading this topic...
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SSJGrimReaper
01/29/22 11:45:36 PM
#196:


did dunc fail no nut november

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marthsheretoo
01/29/22 11:53:38 PM
#197:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
did dunc fail no nut november

Dunc succeeded beyond all our wildest dreams.

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RchHomieQuanChi
01/29/22 11:59:35 PM
#198:


The fuck happened lmao someone please give a summary

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StarDestroyer
01/30/22 12:13:09 AM
#199:


I'm wasted CE.

Duncan needs to embrace the liquor
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Mr_Karate_II
01/30/22 12:31:01 AM
#200:


Hopefully tc is finally banned. Also, fair next for getting suspended.

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Crazyman93
01/30/22 2:24:39 AM
#202:


marthsheretoo posted...
Dunc succeeded beyond all our wildest dreams.
This accurate. Man, I don't know what coffee Dunc prefers, but I can say for certain that it is not "Choc Full o' Nuts."

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AldousIsDead
01/30/22 2:41:22 AM
#203:


Dakimakura posted...
Someone posted a picture in regards to Duncan's current situation. Everyone that quoted it got modded.
I almost disputed that moderation with a further joke about the situation, but chickened out. It's Fair, next for me quoting it without deleting the image.

It was fuckin hilarious though.

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