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Cornmuffins
01/27/22 8:16:36 PM
#52:


This won't get past the "talking about thinking about seriously doing it" phase

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V-E-G-Y-
01/27/22 8:20:19 PM
#53:


I'm getting you guys an air fryer as a gift

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BroodRyu
01/27/22 8:29:31 PM
#54:


LanHikari10 posted...
So Duncan will you help with cooking (spaghettios and sandwiches are not cooking), cleaning, and maintenance of your new living space?

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 8:30:04 PM
#55:


I answered this already.

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BroodRyu
01/27/22 8:33:06 PM
#56:


And you think you can actually do that?
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Crazyman93
01/27/22 8:37:04 PM
#57:


Duncanwii posted...
Gf says she wont baby me like mom does.
This lasts until March is my bet.

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TeaMilk
01/27/22 9:06:42 PM
#58:


For BOTH of your sake, spend some time learning how to do basic cleaning/cooking tasks you've always had your mom do for you. Learn some simple recipes. Do you do your own laundry? Know how to clean a toilet? Since your gf is the one working, you should take the majority of household chores imo

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Dakimakura
01/27/22 9:08:25 PM
#59:


nah just play Mario Kart 64 all day. you a free man now Duncan do as you please.

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Pepys Monster
01/27/22 9:09:47 PM
#60:


I'm proud of you, man.

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StarDestroyer
01/27/22 9:12:30 PM
#61:


Duncanwii and girlfriendwii are going to have a massive fight within two weeks of living together.
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Error1355
01/27/22 9:15:11 PM
#62:


And then everyone clapped.

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roos1046 Reborn
01/27/22 9:15:50 PM
#63:


This gimmick is still going?

yikes

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 9:17:49 PM
#64:


roos1046 Reborn posted...
This gimmick is still going?

yikes

How can anyone still think this is a gimmick? I've posted pictures, my Gf is real.

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TeaMilk
01/27/22 9:22:37 PM
#66:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I think he had 1 ball removed and the other ball got lost

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 9:22:56 PM
#67:


fr_e_shavoca_do posted...
did TC ever say why they think they're sterile or are they talking out their ass

Well I have no testicles for one. The second is that my fluid is completely clear which research has shown is caused by a complete lack of sperm.

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Chewisbeast
01/27/22 9:23:18 PM
#68:


Don't forget your safe!

On a serious note, good luck and glad things are going good for ya.

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bsp77
01/27/22 9:25:45 PM
#69:


TeaMilk posted...
I think he had 1 ball removed and the other ball got lost
Okay, this seriously made me lol. There might be something here I shouldn't be laughing at but "lost"? Lmao

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Dakimakura
01/27/22 9:26:37 PM
#70:


It's okay Duncan, you guys can always adopt. Id contact those agencies as soon as possible though, the process takes awhile.

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 9:31:37 PM
#71:


Dakimakura posted...
It's okay Duncan, you guys can always adopt. Id contact those agencies as soon as possible though, the process takes awhile.

Neither of us want children. It's a blessing in disguise.

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jumi
01/27/22 9:38:04 PM
#72:


Duncan low-key flexing on all the CE incels, lol.

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David1988
01/27/22 9:42:32 PM
#73:


Will you take your safe with you to the new apartment?

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 9:52:53 PM
#74:


David1988 posted...
Will you take your safe with you to the new apartment?

Too heavy. It will stay In my bedroom.

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StarDestroyer
01/27/22 9:55:23 PM
#75:


Duncanwii posted...
Well I have no testicles for one. The second is that my fluid is completely clear which research has shown is caused by a complete lack of sperm.

This can't be real
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ModLogic
01/27/22 10:03:56 PM
#76:


TeaMilk posted...
you should take the majority of household chores
don't see duncan agreeing to this

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XxKrebsxX
01/27/22 10:09:48 PM
#77:


Duncanwii posted...
How can anyone still think this is a gimmick? I've posted pictures, my Gf is real.

Post again.

I have no idea what you two look like.

Also, are you moving into a place together alone or with her parents?
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XxKrebsxX
01/27/22 10:10:52 PM
#78:


Also, now I gotta know.

You have no testicles? How'd that happen?
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samurai bandit
01/27/22 10:16:33 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/2/AAezwvAACDTo.jpg

Lol

Grats Duncan. Wish you the best on this big step. There will be a honeymoon phase, probably some arguing phase that both will need to deal with and after some time both will just learn to live with each other.

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 10:17:05 PM
#80:


XxKrebsxX posted...
Also, are you moving into a place together alone or with her parents?

She has her own place.

XxKrebsxX posted...
Also, now I gotta know.

You have no testicles? How'd that happen?

Testicular Torsion. It destroyed the first one and it had to be removed and I dont know what happened to the second one. It's just not there anymore. Its unbelievably weird. In that I wouldnt believe it happened if it hadnt happened to me.

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Conception616
01/27/22 10:18:08 PM
#81:


Duncanwii posted...
Well I have no testicles for one. The second is that my fluid is completely clear which research has shown is caused by a complete lack of sperm.

Big dick energy right here.

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XxKrebsxX
01/27/22 10:18:20 PM
#82:


Duncanwii posted...
She has her own place.


Oh you're about to have a shit load of fun, you asshole.

Just remember, you and her both need your own space. It's ok for you two to do shit without the other smothering.
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Cornmuffins
01/27/22 10:32:01 PM
#83:


Damn I wish I were badass enough to wake up and realize "I'm missing a nut? fuck it!" and never ask any more questions

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Error1355
01/27/22 10:32:43 PM
#84:


Duncanwii posted...
I dont know what happened to the second one. It's just not there anymore. Its unbelievably weird. In that I wouldnt believe it happened if it hadnt happened to me.
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ModLogic
01/27/22 10:36:25 PM
#86:


Error1355 posted...
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AlCalavicci
01/27/22 10:36:28 PM
#87:


huehuehue .. wat

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BeantownHero
01/27/22 10:41:02 PM
#89:


This is an all time gimmick account

no bullshit, it's up there.

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brestugo
01/27/22 10:43:01 PM
#90:


Duncanwii posted...


Testicular Torsion. It destroyed the first one and it had to be removed and I dont know what happened to the second one. It's just not there anymore.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. WHAT?

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samurai bandit
01/27/22 10:43:14 PM
#91:


Duncanwii posted...
She has her own place.

Testicular Torsion. It destroyed the first one and it had to be removed and I dont know what happened to the second one. It's just not there anymore. Its unbelievably weird. In that I wouldnt believe it happened if it hadnt happened to me.

Have you consider to get the magician testicle checked out?

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Crazyman93
01/27/22 10:43:36 PM
#92:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Right? Nothing I can come up with will top how this went

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BlackBlueButts
01/27/22 10:51:41 PM
#93:


Duncan is the modern retelling of Adam and Eve, except instead of a rib it was a testicle that turned into his girlfriend.

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ModLogic
01/27/22 10:54:40 PM
#94:


@No_U_L7
take notes from Duncan on how to spin a good tale

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Dreepapult
01/27/22 10:55:36 PM
#95:


Did the doctors have any explanation?

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ManaYuka
01/27/22 11:24:54 PM
#96:


Im kinda turned around on this Duncan guy...hes pretty good. (Ocelot Gesture)

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blackweasel30
01/28/22 12:15:50 AM
#97:


Duncanwii posted...
Too heavy. It will stay In my bedroom.

Who will guard it now in case someone wants to steal it?

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 12:18:06 AM
#98:


blackweasel30 posted...


Who will guard it now in case someone wants to steal it?

Who would want a bunch of GBA and PSP games when I have a perfectly good PS3 and Gamecube out in the open?

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ModLogic
01/28/22 12:32:02 AM
#99:


Duncanwii posted...
Who would want a bunch of GBA and PSP games when I have a perfectly good PS3 and Gamecube out in the open?
duncan the master of 5d chess

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Dreepapult
01/28/22 12:38:21 AM
#100:


Ya but the whole ball disappearance thing

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