Current Events > Welp my Gf and I went to therapy today and I might actually be moving in.

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 7:20:34 PM
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She needs to get her parents and landlord's permission first but if everything goes right I'll be moving in with her on a trial basis.

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Caution999
01/27/22 7:21:11 PM
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Its HAPPENING. Dude Im so proud of you right now.

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nfearurspecimn
01/27/22 7:21:53 PM
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holy shit YES congratz

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Xavier_On_High
01/27/22 7:22:08 PM
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Look at the big nuts on Duncan.

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nfearurspecimn
01/27/22 7:22:35 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/2/AAezwvAACDTo.jpg

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segasaturn
01/27/22 7:24:11 PM
#6:


The Duncanwii anime might get a good ending after all!

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R1masher
01/27/22 7:25:44 PM
#7:


Protip #237

Get them mom on your side by walking around the house in your underwear

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Dakimakura
01/27/22 7:27:42 PM
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Now you can get her pregnant and have little shitheads running around that look like you.

You should be the maximum amount of hyped right now. No looking back it is this or nothing. No way this count fail to happen now. Get your hopes up.

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 7:28:29 PM
#9:


Dakimakura posted...
Now you can get her pregnant and have little s***heads running around that look like you.

I'm sterile so theres a 0% chance of this happening.

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Crazyman93
01/27/22 7:29:16 PM
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So what are you gonna do when your mom says no?

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 7:29:52 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
So what are you gonna do when your mom says no?

Wonder if she was drunk when she said yes.

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RedLuigi
01/27/22 7:30:46 PM
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Nice, now you can bone that all the time now :0

Then play Nintendo together :)

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Crazyman93
01/27/22 7:31:39 PM
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And be ready for the sequel topic guys. "So my gf says I need a job to help with rent"

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nfearurspecimn
01/27/22 7:32:27 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I read tested as tasted just now

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 7:32:28 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
And be ready for the sequel topic guys. "So my gf says I need a job to help with rent"

Mom says my SSI can cover my half of the rent.

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Dakimakura
01/27/22 7:34:27 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I read tested as tasted just now

"Yeah this tastes a bit off, no way this is still good."

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BeantownHero
01/27/22 7:36:03 PM
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i love that y'all enable this

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 7:37:07 PM
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BeantownHero posted...
i love that y'all enable this

"Enable?" Dude this is actually happening.

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Dakimakura
01/27/22 7:39:40 PM
#20:


Yeah, of course this is all real. What is there not to believe? Duncan tasted his own semen and determined that he is sterile.


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Feline_Heart
01/27/22 7:42:38 PM
#21:


Congrats

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Crazyman93
01/27/22 7:42:46 PM
#22:


BeantownHero posted...
i love that y'all enable this
Dude, I'm at work right now, a Duncan topic is gonna be the most entertaining thing I see for the next 3 hours.

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nfearurspecimn
01/27/22 7:46:04 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Yeah, of course this is all real. What is there not to believe? Duncan tasted his own semen and determined that he is sterile.
lol

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 7:49:17 PM
#24:


She specifically asked me to bring my N64 with me, showing her impeccable taste in fine gaming.

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AngelicRadiance
01/27/22 7:49:57 PM
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Just in time for WW3

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BeantownHero
01/27/22 7:51:36 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Dude, I'm at work right now, a Duncan topic is gonna be the most entertaining thing I see for the next 3 hours.

Im here for it. the people clamor, and the account delivers

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Crazyman93
01/27/22 7:52:23 PM
#29:


There are more bills than just rent. Electric bill is the big killer especially if the place isn't plumbed for gas. Food is the next one.

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MC_BatCommander
01/27/22 7:55:45 PM
#30:


How are you planning to feed yourself?

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 7:56:37 PM
#31:


MC_BatCommander posted...
How are you planning to feed yourself?

With food.

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nfearurspecimn
01/27/22 7:58:12 PM
#32:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'm still incapable of holding my shit together at a job most likely.

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MC_BatCommander
01/27/22 7:58:15 PM
#33:


You know what I mean Dunc, you can't subsist on spaghetti os

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Sexypwnstar
01/27/22 7:58:15 PM
#34:


MC_BatCommander posted...
How are you planning to feed yourself?

His GF works at BK I think

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LanHikari10
01/27/22 7:59:24 PM
#35:


So Duncan will you help with cooking (spaghettios and sandwiches are not cooking), cleaning, and maintenance of your new living space?

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Dakimakura
01/27/22 7:59:44 PM
#36:


Who will be controlling your fiances now? Your new mommy or your old mommy?

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 8:02:51 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
You know what I mean Dunc, you can't subsist on spaghetti os

I have money I can use to buy food and so does she. We'll just go to Wal-Mart every couple of weeks and restock of stuff like rice, fruit, and other stuff that's healthy. IDK I'm good with Spaghetti-Os and she has more common sense than me I'll let her pick out the good stuff and I'll eat it.

So Duncan will you help with cooking (spaghettios and sandwiches are not cooking), cleaning, and maintenance of your new living space?


I guess I'm going to have too don't I? Gf says she wont baby me like mom does.

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The-19th-Sparta
01/27/22 8:02:54 PM
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Duncan will probably last 2 weeks before getting the boot.

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Sexypwnstar
01/27/22 8:03:44 PM
#39:


Duncanwii posted...
I'll let her pick out the good stuff and I'll eat it.

What a good housewife

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Arcanine2009
01/27/22 8:04:02 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Now you can get her pregnant and have little shitheads running around that look like you.

You should be the maximum amount of hyped right now. No looking back it is this or nothing. No way this count fail to happen now. Get your hopes up.
Shitheads... seriously dude?

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Dakimakura
01/27/22 8:05:54 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Shitheads... seriously dude?

It is a common phrase to describe little kids running around.

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BlazinBlue88
01/27/22 8:06:30 PM
#42:


Duncanwii posted...
Gf says she wont baby me like mom does.
Did you expect her to?

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ModLogic
01/27/22 8:06:35 PM
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can she handle duncan full time tho?

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 8:07:50 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...

Did you expect her to?

No. I've been with her long enough to know she means what she says.

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Tobi011
01/27/22 8:08:42 PM
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Congratulations Duncan. Your moving up in the world!
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ManaYuka
01/27/22 8:10:40 PM
#47:


Does Duncan make this topic basically to say this: If a disabled guy has a girlfriend whats everyone elses excuse?

Cause I cant see what other pleasure he gets from this besides that- making himself look decent on the web despite being what he is?

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 8:11:12 PM
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metallica846 posted...
@Duncanwii Why are you guys in therapy?

I'm in therapy because I have mental issues that need sorted out one of which is depression caused partly by my inefficient love life. My therapist actually said moving in would really help my mental health as well as be a help in being independant. So I actually have her to thank for this happening.

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Duncanwii
01/27/22 8:15:16 PM
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metallica846 posted...


Oh ok I misunderstood it sounded like you and your girl were in couples therapy together.

I mean...sort of? My therapist saw both of us at the same time and for an hour helped us patch up our relationship.

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