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PatrickMahomes
03/30/22 4:39:57 PM
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... at half the speed of light.

Assuming you survive, what do you do?

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Sictis
03/30/22 4:40:29 PM
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10 x 0 = 0

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who f***ing cares
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EmbraceOfDeath
03/30/22 4:40:45 PM
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Well Earth is still obliterated so drift through space I guess.

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Flauros
03/30/22 4:41:11 PM
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most of CE is safe

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NoxObscuras
03/30/22 5:05:13 PM
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Wouldn't that just wipe out the planet completely? Half the speed of light would be an insane amount of energy, even if it was just a 50 pound meteorite.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/30/22 5:11:40 PM
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I have a stable of all the women featured on My 600 Pound Life.

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Garioshi
03/30/22 5:15:38 PM
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OVERGOATED posted...
But what if I have a boyfriend instead


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viewmaster_pi
03/30/22 5:16:42 PM
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god DAMN that rock's half the size of your mom

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Pogo_Marimo
03/30/22 5:23:59 PM
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It would be a fraction of the impact that killed the Dinosaur, but undoubtedly enough to throw enough debris into the air that a mass dying would occur.

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Questionmarktarius
03/30/22 5:25:19 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Wouldn't that just wipe out the planet completely? Half the speed of light would be an insane amount of energy, even if it was just a 50 pound meteorite.

Sictis posted...
10 x 0 = 0

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garan
03/30/22 6:54:47 PM
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Flauros posted...
most of CE is safe


Yep, me included.
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Lordgold666
03/30/22 7:03:00 PM
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Sictis posted...
10 x 0 = 0
Lol

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UnfairRepresent
03/31/22 4:15:44 AM
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Flauros posted...
most of CE is safe
lol

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Dakimakura
03/31/22 5:32:02 AM
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I don't really know how much damage a meteor pillow would do.

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jumi
03/31/22 5:39:00 AM
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Earth will not survive anything going 50% c.

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Pogo_Marimo
03/31/22 3:15:19 PM
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jumi posted...
Earth will not survive anything going 50% c.
That is just absolutely not true.

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bigblu89
03/31/22 3:27:56 PM
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Sictis posted...
10 x 0 = 0
Yup.

Married.

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MICHALECOLE
03/31/22 3:29:09 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Well Earth is still obliterated so drift through space I guess.
I really dont think that would obliterate earth, no matter how fat your girlfriend is
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AwesomeFawful
03/31/22 3:29:49 PM
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Sictis posted...
10 x 0 = 0


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Solar_Crimson
03/31/22 3:33:14 PM
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Sictis posted...
10 x 0 = 0


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GallisOTK
03/31/22 3:49:15 PM
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Sictis posted...
10 x 0 = 0

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