Poll of the Day > Whens the last time you got laid potd?

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I woke up this morning ready to fucking rock, and I am not pleased that I still have a significant wait ahead of me.

Too long is my answer.

I am in a constant state of being laid.

About 6 years

Been a while since Im home of leave and my boyfriend is back where we live

eleven years

agesboy posted...

eleven years

Its been ages, boy

Im sorry

please.... call me agesman....

absolutely fucks me up that i came up with this username 22-23 years ago

Last night with yer mum

Zing!

10 never votes

Are they just asexual?

Too young?

Incels?

A mixture?

I literally cannot fathom a life like that

Hey I'm not an incel, I'm loveshy, there's a difference.

Also I'm autistic

The last time I had sex was right before I realized I'm asexual.

Notschmendrake posted...

I literally cannot fathom a life like that

Well my parents hated each other so I kind of blame that for not having any idea how to come on to people

I've even had girls flirt with me and they just give up because I suck at it, no I wasn't imagining it

There is one I know but like every other girl I don't know how to ask them out

Wife got sick in 2010, bed bound in 2011, passed in 2017, been since 2009 so 13 years or so? If you don't have sex for long enough for someone to reach puberty do you become a virgin again?

Never.

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Anyway I don't really feel fear or much emotion at all these days, that's probably the issue.

Last week

i am a virgin.

Saturday, got too tired before finishing though so we just stopped. We'd done a lot of work on the house earlier.

Whats sex? Is it something I can eat?

Does not compute.

Never.

George W was still president.

I realize it's probably somewhat a product of the location where I asked this question, but a shocking number of you have been dry for a shockingly long time.

I honestly dont know how you can function in your day to day life like that and I'm sorry. I dont think I've gone much more than 2 weeks without at any point in my adult life and even after just 4 or 5 days my attitude will become... problematic

From a biological standpoint anything greater 9 months/3 inches is a waste of energy.

From a biological standpoint, eating anything other than an algae culture nutrient paste is a waste of energy AND resources.

Would still be a sad way to live.

Back in the summer.

Notschmendrake posted...

I honestly dont know how you can function in your day to day life like that and I'm sorry. I dont think I've gone much more than 2 weeks without at any point in my adult life and even after just 4 or 5 days my attitude will become... problematic

I feel like this isn't normal...

argonautweakend posted...

I feel like this isn't normal...

People used to fuck all the time. It was a natural consequence of the communal lifestyle that almost everyone had to live.

I would argue that NOT fucking all the time isnt normal.

Three days ago

Notschmendrake posted...

I honestly dont know how you can function in your day to day life like that and I'm sorry.

I can't miss what I've never had nor do I have the need to fuck all the time. It's not that I'm not interested in the idea it's just not something I make a priority and I certainly don't vale my life or others life based on how many fucks they had that day.

Does it count if I waited to vote until after both my wife and I were done with work?

Bi-weekly; every other Thursday, in my case. This upcoming Thursday I get stub.

wwinterj25 posted...

I can't miss what I've never had nor do I have the need to fuck all the time. It's not that I'm not interested in the idea it's just not something I make a priority and I certainly don't vale my life or others life based on how many fucks they had that day.

I mean, I dont think anyone has less value based on if or how many times they've had sex. They may have more or less value depending on the REASON they've never had sex, but the fact itself makes no difference.

I'm not trying to disparage anyone, just saying that I could not function that way. I am an extremist carnal person to the point where my habits could easily be called hedonistic, so that life is just very foreign to me.

MrAntisocial posted...

Does it count if I waited to vote until after both my wife and I were done with work?

I'm just glad someones getting some honestly

KJ StErOiDs posted...

Bi-weekly; every other Thursday, in my case. This upcoming Thursday I get stub.

Planned sex? Whatever floats your boat I guess, but I hate that concept almost as much as the concept of no fucking at all.

Still been a while. But I go back tomorrow. So, maybe tomorrow night. Guess it depends on when I see him.

I laid down last night when I went to bed

A month ago, but that should (hopefully) change this weekend

Zero female attention gang rise up

Probably about a month? Idk, I don't care. It's based on when my partner wants sexual affection. I can take it or leave it.

Notschmendrake posted...

I realize it's probably somewhat a product of the location where I asked this question, but a shocking number of you have been dry for a shockingly long time.

I honestly dont know how you can function in your day to day life like that and I'm sorry. I dont think I've gone much more than 2 weeks without at any point in my adult life and even after just 4 or 5 days my attitude will become... problematic

I've had opportunities but passed on them in the last 5 years (After my wife passed). I'm not into casual. We were married almost 20 years and by the time she got sick we only had sex a few times a week anyway, my sex drive had already dropped (hers not as much but our schedules were off as well).

Once she got sick I had no sex for years by the time she passed and my sex drive was dead, I didn't even have sexy dreams etc anymore.....so at that point it would take an effort on my part to start up again and it just wasn't worth it for me (especially without finding someone I was into dating etc).

I think most men post their 30's can easily get into that mind set, and probably most women once they hit menopause as well. If you don't have a person that inspires you to keep it up (literally for men) then you just stop being interested.

30 seems too young. At least for an average since most men are different. But even as an average, 30 seems too young for that

Notschmendrake posted...

I would argue that NOT fucking all the time isnt normal.

I knew a guy who would get upset after not getting laid for a week and he would come and complain to me...

He also complained that his relationships meant nothing and he's never had a real girlfriend.

Notschmendrake posted...

I realize it's probably somewhat a product of the location where I asked this question, but a shocking number of you have been dry for a shockingly long time.

I honestly dont know how you can function in your day to day life like that and I'm sorry. I dont think I've gone much more than 2 weeks without at any point in my adult life and even after just 4 or 5 days my attitude will become... problematic

I mean, it sucks but what can you do if no one wants to bang you?

LinkPizza posted...

30 seems too young. At least for an average since most men are different. But even as an average, 30 seems too young for that

Post 30's meant 40 or older.....and yeah there are alot of 40-50 year olds that are still very active but I think that is when it starts to drop off.

Well it shouldn't be surprising considering many people(especially men) are feeling more lonely than ever in the history of mankind.

People are too busy hating eachother for nonsense and people are constantly staring at their phones so it's almost impossible to get to know new friends.

LeetCheet posted...

Well it shouldn't be surprising considering many people(especially men) are feeling more lonely than ever in the history of mankind.

People are too busy hating eachother for nonsense and people are constantly staring at their phones so it's almost impossible to get to know new friends.

Have phone sex then.

LeetCheet posted...

Well it shouldn't be surprising considering many people(especially men) are feeling more lonely than ever in the history of mankind.

People are too busy hating eachother for nonsense and people are constantly staring at their phones so it's almost impossible to get to know new friends.

It should be that hard to make new friends. And if it still is hard, try using the phone. They have apps that allow you to meet new friends

Never

LinkPizza posted...

Its been ages, boy

Im sorry

I scrolled down and saw this post first. I was going to make a joke referencing the PotDer and then I realized you were responding to him. Lol

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