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Ivynn
12/05/22 3:36:27 PM
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Quicksand. There's no such thing!

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wanderingshade
12/05/22 3:38:35 PM
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It's real, it's just completely exaggerated that you can sink in it up to your neck in 9 seconds. You're really only going to get your shins muddy.

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WilliamPorygon
12/05/22 3:41:29 PM
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Gravity still applies even if I don't look down

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_BlueMonk
12/05/22 3:42:00 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
It's real, it's just completely exaggerated that you can sink in it up to your neck in 9 seconds. You're really only going to get your shins muddy.
yup. i stuck my foot in some quicksand in malaysia at a beach. it was basically like stepping into water. pretty sure if my whole body was in it, id just float.

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frozenstar
12/05/22 3:47:54 PM
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you can fall from any height as long as you land in water

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InTheEyesOfFire
12/05/22 3:48:25 PM
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Stopping an anvil falling on you with an umbrella.

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masterpug53
12/05/22 3:53:30 PM
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I can say from experience that Inspector Gadget was total horseshit.

...Incidentally, if authorities ever happen to find the remains of a missing drifter with a helicopter blade sticking out of his skull, then...it was the next poster who did it, not me!

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Giant_Aspirin
12/05/22 4:10:21 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Stopping an anvil falling on you with an umbrella.

umbrellas can act as parachutes

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sabin017
12/05/22 4:14:02 PM
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You can wear the same thing every day and nobody will notice.

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Questionmarktarius
12/05/22 4:15:42 PM
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this is somehow airworthy:

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cuttin_in_farm
12/05/22 4:16:37 PM
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Elephants being scared of mice.

Cats can drink milk.

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Nukazie
12/05/22 4:17:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/7/AAWYnXAAD9Lt.jpg

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bo_danvers
12/05/22 4:41:23 PM
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That you can order something through the mail and expect to get it instantly.
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Maeiv
12/05/22 4:43:40 PM
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Not sure if Simpsons count as a cartoon but

https://twitter.com/thenewsatglenn/status/1208063621756006401?s=46&t=L4xv5ihhCEpcmEoAUibQIA

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ellis123
12/05/22 4:46:20 PM
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The whole rabbits and carrots thing.

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Beveren_Rabbit
12/05/22 4:48:09 PM
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Vegetable hate comes from cartoons.

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FortuneCookie
12/05/22 4:53:22 PM
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The good guys always win.
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TomClark
12/05/22 4:59:30 PM
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There's far fewer instances of ropes snapping and dropping safes/pianos/anvils onto the street below than I was lead to believe.

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PMarth2002
12/05/22 5:49:14 PM
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If you step off a cliff, you have about 2-3 seconds before your brain catches up and you plummet. Upon impact, you'll temporarily become an accordion.

Babies, toys and animals can talk to each other when no humans are around.

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wanderingshade
12/05/22 6:30:45 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
yup. i stuck my foot in some quicksand in malaysia at a beach. it was basically like stepping into water. pretty sure if my whole body was in it, id just float.

You can get trapped in it waist high and not be able to get out, but you have to be an unlucky fuck goofing around wet sandy areas all by yourself. Basically the only way anyone dies by quick sand is by misadvenure.

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