Current Events > Genie grants you 3 powers with no monkeyshines involved. What do you pick?

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pretzelcoatl 07/21/23 6:22:45 PM #1:	<cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974984231] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 07/21/23 6:23:42 PM #2:	Obligatory: more wishes. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:974984256] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Obligatory: more wishes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/21/23 6:23:56 PM #3:	A giant orange head. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:974984263] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>A giant orange head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 07/21/23 6:24:06 PM #4:	Better health American citizenship And the gift of rhythm + flow --- I feel well put <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:974984264] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Better healthAmerican citizenshipAnd the gift of rhythm + flow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/21/23 6:25:05 PM #5:	__starsnostars posted... Obligatory: more wishes. More specifically, the power to grant your own unlimited amount of wishes. --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:974984290] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>__starsnostars posted... </cite><quote>Obligatory: more wishes.</quote>More specifically, the power to grant your own unlimited amount of wishes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/21/23 6:26:56 PM #6:	Nuclear farts. No need to sleep. Teleportation. --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:974984328] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Nuclear farts. No need to sleep. Teleportation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steffenfield 07/21/23 6:27:03 PM #7:	Amazing luck in all things Broader spectrum of vision and noticing even the slightest gradations in color Ability to heal others through prayer <cite>Steffenfield posted [p:974984331] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Amazing luck in all thingsBroader spectrum of vision and noticing even the slightest gradations in colorAbility to heal others through prayer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 07/21/23 6:29:34 PM #8:	__starsnostars posted... Obligatory: more wishes. Powers, not wishes. Although the ability to grant yourself wishes would be possible :/ <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974984370] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>__starsnostars posted... </cite><quote>Obligatory: more wishes.</quote>Powers, not wishes. Although the ability to grant yourself wishes would be possible :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bigpapaplut 07/21/23 6:29:59 PM #9:	Flight Invulnerability Power of Chad --- This is my sig <cite>Bigpapaplut posted [p:974984380] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>FlightInvulnerabilityPower of Chad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 07/21/23 6:30:21 PM #10:	Domino luck Superman strength superman flight --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:974984387] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Domino luckSuperman strengthsuperman flight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pokedude900 07/21/23 6:30:41 PM #11:	Assuming wish granting and other forms of omnipotence are off the table: -time manipulation -flight -phasing through matter maybe swap one of the last two for the ability to communicate with electronics --- https://i.imgur.com/lfI7zGE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/tgLNUuX.jpg Come to the (un)official GameFAQs Touhou board. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1110- <cite>pokedude900 posted [p:974984397] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Assuming wish granting and other forms of omnipotence are off the table:-time manipulation-flight-phasing through mattermaybe swap one of the last two for the ability to communicate with electronics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monkey_Shines 07/21/23 6:31:33 PM #13:	I would wish for everyone who ever found a Genie, in all whens, wheres, dimensions, planes of existence etc etc, to have Monkey Shines with their wishes. <cite>Monkey_Shines posted [p:974984419] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>I would wish for everyone who ever found a Genie, in all whens, wheres, dimensions, planes of existence etc etc, to have Monkey Shines with their wishes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 07/21/23 6:31:35 PM #14:	can i just have the power to have all the powers i want --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Decay: The Mare He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:974984420] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>can i just have the power to have all the powers i want </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 07/21/23 6:33:07 PM #15:	#1: Nightvision goggles. #2: Make them the only pair on the planet. #3: Kill the sun. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:974984448] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>#1: Nightvision goggles.#2: Make them the only pair on the planet.#3: Kill the sun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/21/23 6:34:11 PM #16:	The ability to perfectly control all aspects of my body including height and age. The ability to predict the future with 99% accuracy. The ability to become an expert in anything just by studying it for a few minutes. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:974984471] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>The ability to perfectly control all aspects of my body including height and age. The ability to predict the future with 99% accuracy. The ability to become an expert in anything just by studying it for a few minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraetorXyn 07/21/23 6:35:07 PM #17:	Teleportation Mat Cauthons Luck from Wheel of Time Supermans intellect / intelligence / brain speed. --- Console war in a nutshell: http://imgur.com/xA6GJZ9.png <cite>PraetorXyn posted [p:974984488] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>TeleportationMat Cauthons Luck from Wheel of TimeSupermans intellect / intelligence / brain speed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 07/21/23 6:36:49 PM #18:	Manipulate time - (Dio from Jojo's BA) Flawless appearance change - (Mystique) Rapid healing - (Wolverine) --- If what you believe is truthful and just, you shouldn't have to posture as someone or something else. <cite>Torgo posted [p:974984528] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Manipulate time - (Dio from Jojo's BA)Flawless appearance change - (Mystique)Rapid healing - (Wolverine)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steffenfield 07/21/23 6:38:14 PM #19:	Steffenfield posted... Broader spectrum of vision and noticing even the slightest gradations in color Just wanted to further share exactly what I meant by this. Three minute video: https://youtu.be/e9ASH8IBJ2U <cite>Steffenfield posted [p:974984558] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Steffenfield posted... </cite><quote>Broader spectrum of vision and noticing even the slightest gradations in color</quote>Just wanted to further share exactly what I meant by this. Three minute video:https://youtu.be/e9ASH8IBJ2U</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 07/21/23 6:39:00 PM #20:	Domino Luck Deadpool healing factor No need for sleep --- Michigan Wolverines 45 to Ohio state 23: 11/26/22 I Acknowledge The Usos <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:974984576] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Domino LuckDeadpool healing factor No need for sleep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaikyoStyle 07/21/23 6:40:39 PM #21:	Flight, immunity to all illnesses, Supermans speed --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Brunt/Gaila 2024. Make Ferenginar Great Again! <cite>SaikyoStyle posted [p:974984604] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Flight, immunity to all illnesses, Supermans speed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VorpalAxeMan 07/21/23 6:42:53 PM #22:	Instant regeneration Eternal youth Perfect memory Inflictable at will to any victim. Suffer forever, mwhuahahaha! --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. <cite>VorpalAxeMan posted [p:974984661] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Instant regenerationEternal youthPerfect memoryInflictable at will to any victim. Suffer forever, mwhuahahaha!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
k1zzl3_82 07/21/23 6:45:37 PM #23:	I can master anything just by thinking it (If I want to be good at drums, I am. If I want to learn to fly a plane, I know how to. Anything I want to do, I can do) Ability to shoot energy blasts of varying strength flight <cite>k1zzl3_82 posted [p:974984739] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>I can master anything just by thinking it (If I want to be good at drums, I am. If I want to learn to fly a plane, I know how to. Anything I want to do, I can do)Ability to shoot energy blasts of varying strengthflight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 07/21/23 6:48:37 PM #24:	I stop three annoying people from ever making a new gamefaqs account again. --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:974984814] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>I stop three annoying people from ever making a new gamefaqs account again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 07/21/23 7:27:15 PM #25:	Reality warping at the level of Mr. Mxyzptlk Healing factor at the level of Dr. Manhattan I cant even think of a third power to complement these. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:974985760] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Reality warping at the level of Mr. MxyzptlkHealing factor at the level of Dr. Manhattan I cant even think of a third power to complement these.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StateofZen 07/21/23 7:28:57 PM #26:	Know every language IQ increases the more I bust Life force controlled by Coca-Cola intake. --- I hate Oat milk <cite>StateofZen posted [p:974985805] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Know every languageIQ increases the more I bustLife force controlled by Coca-Cola intake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 07/21/23 7:42:23 PM #27:	Luck Healing Shapeshifting --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:974986121] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>LuckHealingShapeshifting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tri-sapphire 07/21/23 7:45:31 PM #28:	Monkey_Shines posted... I would wish for everyone who ever found a Genie, in all whens, wheres, dimensions, planes of existence etc etc, to have Monkey Shines with their wishes. Followup: This includes your wish as well, which the genie interprets as having a monkey give the wisher a shoe shine with each wish. --- "If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed...I must simply laugh!!."- Magus <cite>tri-sapphire posted [p:974986192] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Monkey_Shines posted... </cite><quote>I would wish for everyone who ever found a Genie, in all whens, wheres, dimensions, planes of existence etc etc, to have Monkey Shines with their wishes.</quote>Followup: This includes your wish as well, which the genie interprets as having a monkey give the wisher a shoe shine with each wish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolguyjimmy 07/21/23 7:47:35 PM #29:	The old three O's: Omniscience Omnipotence Omnipresence <cite>coolguyjimmy posted [p:974986233] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>The old three O's:OmniscienceOmnipotenceOmnipresence</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 07/21/23 7:50:46 PM #30:	Heartomaton posted... #1: Nightvision goggles. #2: Make them the only pair on the planet. #3: Kill the sun. i like the spirit but you would probably die within minutes <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974986304] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>#1: Nightvision goggles.#2: Make them the only pair on the planet.#3: Kill the sun.</quote>i like the spirit but you would probably die within minutes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/21/23 7:51:51 PM #31:	Heat death of the universe --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:974986324] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Heat death of the universe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 07/21/23 7:54:09 PM #32:	No sleep Teleportation Regeneration I might swap teleportation for time manipulation, but I'm feeling teleportation a bit more now. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:974986374] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>No sleepTeleportationRegenerationI might swap teleportation for time manipulation, but I'm feeling teleportation a bit more now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/21/23 7:54:53 PM #33:	I want the Fringe spoilers lol ~~Observer's time travel ability. that's the coolest thing ever.~~ ability to conjure food and drink flight or teleportation if I can bring people/stuff with me --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974986397] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>I want the Fringe spoilers lol Observer's time travel ability. that's the coolest thing ever.ability to conjure food and drinkflight or teleportation if I can bring people/stuff with me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/21/23 8:04:08 PM #34:	The ability to turn anything into anything else The ability to shoot any type of chicken nugget (really any type) I want out of a portal that appears in front of my left hand at any speed/rate I desire The ability to freeze time but I can still breathe normally and like play games and use my phone and shit like that and I don't age and I can let other guys hang out in such a time zone. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:974986584] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>The ability to turn anything into anything else The ability to shoot any type of chicken nugget (really any type) I want out of a portal that appears in front of my left hand at any speed/rate I desire The ability to freeze time but I can still breathe normally and like play games and use my phone and shit like that and I don't age and I can let other guys hang out in such a time zone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/21/23 8:14:17 PM #35:	DocileOrangeCup posted... The ability to turn anything into anything else The ability to shoot any type of chicken nugget (really any type) I want out of a portal that appears in front of my left hand at any speed/rate I desire The ability to freeze time but I can still breathe normally and like play games and use my phone and shit like that and I don't age and I can let other guys hang out in such a time zone. what are you going to turn all those chicken nuggets into?? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974986791] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite><quote>The ability to turn anything into anything else The ability to shoot any type of chicken nugget (really any type) I want out of a portal that appears in front of my left hand at any speed/rate I desire The ability to freeze time but I can still breathe normally and like play games and use my phone and shit like that and I don't age and I can let other guys hang out in such a time zone.</quote>what are you going to turn all those chicken nuggets into??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/21/23 8:15:28 PM #36:	thronedfire2 posted... what are you going to turn all those chicken nuggets into?? They're mainly for snacks or self defense tbh. Maybe I could sell them. I'm bummed out they stopped producing oncor chicken nuggets so that's also a big reason. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:974986814] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>what are you going to turn all those chicken nuggets into??</quote>They're mainly for snacks or self defense tbh. Maybe I could sell them. I'm bummed out they stopped producing oncor chicken nuggets so that's also a big reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/21/23 8:16:33 PM #37:	DocileOrangeCup posted... They're mainly for snacks or self defense tbh. Maybe I could sell them. I'm bummed out they stopped producing oncor chicken nuggets so that's also a big reason. ah, I see. a benevolent god. --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974986835] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite><quote>They're mainly for snacks or self defense tbh. Maybe I could sell them. I'm bummed out they stopped producing oncor chicken nuggets so that's also a big reason.</quote>ah, I see. a benevolent god. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 07/21/23 8:20:12 PM #38:	The ability to see the future at will Total Healing power Teleportation --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:974986921] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>The ability to see the future at willTotal Healing powerTeleportation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aysander 07/21/23 8:29:13 PM #39:	Ability to conjure anything I have some knowledge of. Advanced body temperature regulation so I actually physically cannot get too hot or too cold. The ability to grant wishes, including my own. These wishes cannot interfere with the first two abilities (I cannot be "wished to freeze", nor can I grant a wish that would be inherently detrimental due to me not having a clear understanding of what is being asked). --- Ernie. <cite>Aysander posted [p:974987093] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Ability to conjure anything I have some knowledge of.Advanced body temperature regulation so I actually physically cannot get too hot or too cold. The ability to grant wishes, including my own. These wishes cannot interfere with the first two abilities (I cannot be "wished to freeze", nor can I grant a wish that would be inherently detrimental due to me not having a clear understanding of what is being asked). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 07/21/23 8:30:47 PM #40:	Can will any given anime waifu into existence Who cares about the other two wishes --- Arizona Diamondbacks: 50-35 UNICLR: Phonon \| GBVSR: Nier/Zeta <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:974987130] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Can will any given anime waifu into existenceWho cares about the other two wishes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 07/21/23 8:43:32 PM #41:	Perfect Health Teleportation Shadow Clone Jutsu --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:974987462] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Perfect HealthTeleportationShadow Clone Jutsu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/21/23 8:46:46 PM #42:	Teleportation Risk-free time travel Selective omniscience --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:974987535] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>TeleportationRisk-free time travelSelective omniscience</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HA4e 07/21/23 9:06:18 PM #44:	Saving and Loading like a video game --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." Ok sigless <cite>HA4e posted [p:974988010] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Saving and Loading like a video game</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 07/21/23 9:09:00 PM #45:	Super Luck, Eternal Youth, Regeneration. Easy. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:974988087] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Super Luck, Eternal Youth, Regeneration. Easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 07/21/23 9:10:14 PM #46:	god powers. None of that stupid turn me into a genie shit. thats about it really, i win. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/OnEOsdT <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:974988120] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>god powers. None of that stupid turn me into a genie shit.thats about it really, i win.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 07/21/23 9:11:35 PM #47:	1. Reality warping. With this I can essentially make my own wishes anyway, let alone the ability to change the world however I want. 2. Teleportation. Self-explanatory. 3. I don't know the name for it, but the ability to understand/speak any language. Omnilingual? --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:974988153] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>1. Reality warping. With this I can essentially make my own wishes anyway, let alone the ability to change the world however I want.2. Teleportation. Self-explanatory.3. I don't know the name for it, but the ability to understand/speak any language. Omnilingual?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EDF-5 07/21/23 9:12:01 PM #48:	1 hamburger with ketchup 2 hamburger with mustard 3 hamburger with ketchup AND mustard <cite>EDF-5 posted [p:974988161] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>1 hamburger with ketchup2 hamburger with mustard3 hamburger with ketchup AND mustard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 07/21/23 9:12:15 PM #49:	again guys, you only really need 1. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/OnEOsdT <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:974988164] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>again guys, you only really need 1.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/21/23 9:12:20 PM #50:	Xenogears15 posted... 3. I don't know the name for it, but the ability to understand/speak any language. Omnilingual? Omniglot. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:974988166] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears15 posted... </cite><quote>3. I don't know the name for it, but the ability to understand/speak any language. Omnilingual?</quote>Omniglot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 07/21/23 9:12:21 PM #51:	perfect youthful early 20s health forever super OP magic create a perfect futanari to be my wife --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:974988167] in Genie gran... [t:80515326]...</cite> <quote>perfect youthful early 20s health foreversuper OP magiccreate a perfect futanari to be my wife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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