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SwayM 07/26/23 12:34:31 PM #1:	I haven't pooped this good in my entire life --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:975076233] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I haven't pooped this good in my entire life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
doshindude 07/26/23 12:37:00 PM #2:	It's no-poop July that's illegal. --- Oh I have opinions alright. <cite>doshindude posted [p:975076278] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>It's no-poop July that's illegal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/26/23 12:37:11 PM #3:	I shit out big healthy logs without any aide thank you very much. --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:975076280] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I shit out big healthy logs without any aide thank you very much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 07/26/23 12:37:46 PM #4:	I already shit multiple times a day but my girlfriend needs this lol --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:975076289] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I already shit multiple times a day but my girlfriend needs this lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/26/23 12:53:38 PM #5:	It made a tremendous positive difference in my bowel habits. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975076569] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>It made a tremendous positive difference in my bowel habits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 07/26/23 12:54:12 PM #6:	I have IBD so.... this literally ain't shit. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:975076580] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I have IBD so.... this literally ain't shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 07/26/23 12:59:45 PM #7:	I use the flavorless one that dissolves in water --- Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery! <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:975076672] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I use the flavorless one that dissolves in water </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 07/26/23 1:00:33 PM #8:	I already eat lots of beans and lentils --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:975076687] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I already eat lots of beans and lentils </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 07/26/23 1:01:04 PM #10:	Yeah I started taking 3 capsules 3-4 times a day a couple months back and god damn I feel light as a feather, I was always getting stopped up. Tried switching up my diet to eat more fiber but just didn't work well enough. Went with the Walmart brand of the pills though, the Metamucil brand is expensive as hell and they're exactly the same --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:975076701] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I started taking 3 capsules 3-4 times a day a couple months back and god damn I feel light as a feather, I was always getting stopped up. Tried switching up my diet to eat more fiber but just didn't work well enough.Went with the Walmart brand of the pills though, the Metamucil brand is expensive as hell and they're exactly the same</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaikyoStyle 07/26/23 1:03:00 PM #11:	voldothegr8 posted... I shit out big healthy logs without any aide thank you very much. Well arent you a Viking. --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Brunt/Gaila 2024. Make Ferenginar Great Again! <cite>SaikyoStyle posted [p:975076736] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite><quote>I shit out big healthy logs without any aide thank you very much.</quote>Well arent you a Viking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MysteryMan923 07/26/23 1:03:13 PM #12:	I already go like twice a day near clockwork. I'm good. --- You ain't gotta like me You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be <cite>MysteryMan923 posted [p:975076739] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I already go like twice a day near clockwork. I'm good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Null_Gain 07/26/23 1:19:32 PM #13:	Whole Psyllium Husk pls --- Series S + Switch "Don't steal, stop being ignorant and respect other peoples beliefs." -perthboy on flying a Nazi flag <cite>Null_Gain posted [p:975077074] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Whole Psyllium Husk pls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 07/26/23 1:34:27 PM #14:	I thought I was having healthy poops, always once or twice a day. Until I was on that moos, that shit works boi. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:975077342] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I thought I was having healthy poops, always once or twice a day.Until I was on that moos, that shit works boi. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheAnthraxBunny 07/26/23 1:50:51 PM #17:	That stuffs great but just make sure you dont slack on your water intake or itll clog you up real bad. --- Yes, it is against the terms of service. Do not use the boards to set up orgies. -Alucard188 <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:975077634] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>That stuffs great but just make sure you dont slack on your water intake or itll clog you up real bad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 07/26/23 2:17:32 PM #18:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Stop starting sentences with the word or it makes you sound like a turd. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:975078162] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Stop starting sentences with the word or it makes you sound like a turd. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 07/26/23 2:19:01 PM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I'm susceptible to issues so the fiber powder is supplemental not primary --- Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery! <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:975078190] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I'm susceptible to issues so the fiber powder is supplemental not primary </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 07/26/23 2:27:29 PM #21:	littlebro07 posted... Yeah I started taking 3 capsules 3-4 times a day a couple months back and god damn I feel light as a feather, I was always getting stopped up. Tried switching up my diet to eat more fiber but just didn't work well enough. Went with the Walmart brand of the pills though, the Metamucil brand is expensive as hell and they're exactly the same Wait, there are pills? I got the Walmart powder cause yeah.... super cheaper.... but pills may keep me on a more regular schedule of taking it. lol --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:975078379] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted...</cite><quote>Yeah I started taking 3 capsules 3-4 times a day a couple months back and god damn I feel light as a feather, I was always getting stopped up. Tried switching up my diet to eat more fiber but just didn't work well enough.Went with the Walmart brand of the pills though, the Metamucil brand is expensive as hell and they're exactly the same</quote>Wait, there are pills? I got the Walmart powder cause yeah.... super cheaper.... but pills may keep me on a more regular schedule of taking it. lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/26/23 4:25:08 PM #22:	Heineken14 posted... Wait, there are pills? I got the Walmart powder cause yeah.... super cheaper.... but pills may keep me on a more regular schedule of taking it. lol https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Daily-Fiber-100-Psyllium-Husk-Dietary-Supplement-Capsules-160-Count/977001031?athbdg=L1100&from=/search --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:975080694] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>Wait, there are pills? I got the Walmart powder cause yeah.... super cheaper.... but pills may keep me on a more regular schedule of taking it. lol</quote>https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Daily-Fiber-100-Psyllium-Husk-Dietary-Supplement-Capsules-160-Count/977001031?athbdg=L1100&from=/search</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 07/26/23 4:26:42 PM #23:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] exactly. plenty of beans and fruit keep me regular. --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Octopath Traveler 2 <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:975080731] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> exactly. plenty of beans and fruit keep me regular.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToteAll 07/26/23 4:28:58 PM #24:	TheAnthraxBunny posted... That stuffs great but just make sure you dont slack on your water intake or itll clog you up real bad. That is literally how every single laxative works. <cite>ToteAll posted [p:975080771] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>TheAnthraxBunny posted... </cite><quote>That stuffs great but just make sure you dont slack on your water intake or itll clog you up real bad.</quote>That is literally how every single laxative works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 07/26/23 9:17:34 PM #25:	littlebro07 posted... https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Daily-Fiber-100-Psyllium-Husk-Dietary-Supplement-Capsules-160-Count/977001031?athbdg=L1100&from=/search Most excellent. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:975086444] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted...</cite><quote>https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Daily-Fiber-100-Psyllium-Husk-Dietary-Supplement-Capsules-160-Count/977001031?athbdg=L1100&from=/search</quote>Most excellent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 07/26/23 9:18:29 PM #26:	Healthy people dont need to do that <cite>Axiom posted [p:975086452] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Healthy people dont need to do that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Destroyer53 07/26/23 9:22:10 PM #27:	No thanks. My system doesn't tolerate fiber supplementation well. It makes my IBS significantly worse. In fact my system seems to prefer less fiber in general. Colostrum pills and certain probiotic strains though helped massively. Sadly I can't continually take colostrum pills. <cite>Destroyer53 posted [p:975086535] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>No thanks. My system doesn't tolerate fiber supplementation well. It makes my IBS significantly worse. In fact my system seems to prefer less fiber in general.Colostrum pills and certain probiotic strains though helped massively. Sadly I can't continually take colostrum pills.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 07/26/23 9:45:32 PM #28:	I eat multi grain bread. --- You're finally awake, welcome to the real world! <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:975086967] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I eat multi grain bread.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 07/26/23 9:51:45 PM #30:	Been doing that for years. Between that and using a bidet, life is great --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:975087080] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Been doing that for years. Between that and using a bidet, life is great </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/26/23 10:41:49 PM #31:	I just want to be able to take a shit and not have my asshole start itching 30 minutes later no matter how vigorously I wiped it. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:975087860] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>I just want to be able to take a shit and not have my asshole start itching 30 minutes later no matter how vigorously I wiped it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/26/23 10:42:17 PM #32:	littlebro07 posted... I just want to be able to take a shit and not have my asshole start itching 30 minutes later no matter how vigorously I wiped it. Bidet. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:975087868] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>I just want to be able to take a shit and not have my asshole start itching 30 minutes later no matter how vigorously I wiped it.</quote>Bidet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 07/26/23 10:42:58 PM #33:	Would Metamucil keep my back patio cleaner for guests? --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:975087882] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Would Metamucil keep my back patio cleaner for guests?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/26/23 10:47:02 PM #34:	DrizztLink posted... Bidet. Their problem is the chamber not fully being cleared, a bidet doesn't help with that. Fiber helps with that. --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:975087950] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>Bidet.</quote>Their problem is the chamber not fully being cleared, a bidet doesn't help with that. Fiber helps with that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 07/26/23 10:49:30 PM #35:	AceAttorneyist posted... I already shit multiple times a day I fucking hate it. I know if I ate more often and consistently, I wouldn't be on the crapper as much as I am. But the primitive part of my brain says "more food, more poop". It also sucks that stress and anxiety seems to trigger me as well. It's sad that being unemployed for the last 5 months was the first time in like 20 years my bowels actually felt somewhat normal since I had a regular eating schedule and wasn't having intrusive thoughts driving to work every day. --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:975087978] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>AceAttorneyist posted... </cite><quote>I already shit multiple times a day</quote>I fucking hate it. I know if I ate more often and consistently, I wouldn't be on the crapper as much as I am. But the primitive part of my brain says "more food, more poop". It also sucks that stress and anxiety seems to trigger me as well. It's sad that being unemployed for the last 5 months was the first time in like 20 years my bowels actually felt somewhat normal since I had a regular eating schedule and wasn't having intrusive thoughts driving to work every day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 07/26/23 11:03:53 PM #36:	Doesnt work that well for me. Then again, Im not a gentleman. The only times I havent been constipated in the last couple of years were when I had Covid. That gives me diarrhea. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:975088181] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Doesnt work that well for me. Then again, Im not a gentleman. The only times I havent been constipated in the last couple of years were when I had Covid. That gives me diarrhea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate_reaver 07/26/23 11:05:02 PM #37:	that stuff is expensive. if you're really struggling drink some prune juice or eat some dried apricots --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate_reaver posted [p:975088206] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>that stuff is expensive. if you're really struggling drink some prune juice or eat some dried apricots</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 07/26/23 11:05:09 PM #38:	i poop every day exactly 15 minutes after i wake up this has not changed in 20 years. --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:975088208] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>i poop every day exactly 15 minutes after i wake upthis has not changed in 20 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leafsRULE 07/26/23 11:06:56 PM #39:	just eat properly instead --- leafs rule, your favourite team drules <cite>leafsRULE posted [p:975088227] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>just eat properly instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 07/26/23 11:07:19 PM #40:	Been taking it for months now, and i haven't left any mole in da toilet bowl and only need like 2 or max 3 wipes now Its been great --- http://i.imgur.com/gt58G1y.gif http://i.imgur.com/Kdvuckz.png http://i.imgur.com/SYqReLE.gif https://i.imgur.com/MbgGQWx.jpg <cite>Vegy posted [p:975088237] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Been taking it for months now, and i haven't left any mole in da toilet bowl and only need like 2 or max 3 wipes nowIts been great</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 07/26/23 11:54:05 PM #41:	do you mean mold? --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:975088897] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>do you mean mold?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 07/27/23 9:12:46 PM #42:	ultimate_reaver posted... that stuff is expensive. if you're really struggling drink some prune juice or eat some dried apricots You can get a giant two pack of the powder stuff at Costco for like 15 bucks. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:975106192] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>ultimate_reaver posted... </cite><quote>that stuff is expensive. if you're really struggling drink some prune juice or eat some dried apricots</quote>You can get a giant two pack of the powder stuff at Costco for like 15 bucks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 07/27/23 9:44:03 PM #44:	Behold <cite>MrResetti posted [p:975106675] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Behold</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/27/23 9:45:54 PM #45:	AceAttorneyist posted... I already shit multiple times a day but my girlfriend needs this lol Is more or less better? I usually only need to once a day shortly after waking up and as a bidet-less individual I find that preferable because it's before the shower. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:975106702] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>AceAttorneyist posted... </cite><quote>I already shit multiple times a day but my girlfriend needs this lol</quote>Is more or less better?I usually only need to once a day shortly after waking up and as a bidet-less individual I find that preferable because it's before the shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 07/28/23 1:18:55 AM #46:	no one answered my question v.v --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:975109603] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>no one answered my question v.v</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 07/28/23 1:19:58 AM #47:	it's normal to poop anywhere from 3 times a day to once every 3 days. --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:975109614] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>it's normal to poop anywhere from 3 times a day to once every 3 days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/28/23 10:51:10 AM #48:	Robot2600 posted... it's normal to poop anywhere from 3 times a day to once every 3 days. I'm sorry, what, there are people who go days without pooping? --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:975114632] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite><quote>it's normal to poop anywhere from 3 times a day to once every 3 days.</quote>I'm sorry, what, there are people who go days without pooping?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jaguar34 07/28/23 10:58:54 AM #49:	You could just eat beans and vegetables for the same effect <cite>Jaguar34 posted [p:975114734] in Gentlemen,... [t:80519832]...</cite> <quote>You could just eat beans and vegetables for the same effect</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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