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UnfairRepresent
09/06/23 7:10:01 AM
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She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career except for the fact she calls you Dipshit all the time. In all but the most formal circumstances when she really thinks about it.

It started as a nickname before you dated but now she has formed mental connections and it's just what she unconciously calls you all the time without thinking. It's even what you're down as in her phone.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/9/AAZiH8AAECvD.jpg

Inverse to male if that way inclined.

Could you date her?

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pikakaeru
09/06/23 7:10:22 AM
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sure lol

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Dark_Arbron
09/06/23 7:11:45 AM
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I couldnt date someone verbally abusive, no.

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UnfairRepresent
09/06/23 8:16:26 AM
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pikakaeru posted...
sure lol

Dark_Arbron posted...
I couldnt date someone verbally abusive, no.
The duality of man

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Bass
09/06/23 8:39:47 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
I couldnt date someone verbally abusive, no.


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ANort175
09/06/23 8:40:38 AM
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pikakaeru posted...
sure lol
There are jellyfish with more of a spine than you.

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MedeaLysistrata
09/06/23 8:41:55 AM
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if that was it, sure. maybe she ran out of pet names and caught me at a bad time.

i prefer that to someone who is articulately abusive.

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Anony1125
09/06/23 8:50:30 AM
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sure, it's fine
that was my nickname back in high school

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DarthWendy
09/06/23 8:52:42 AM
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Wow, 50% of racists in the poll at this very moment.

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Patriotwolf
09/06/23 9:35:48 AM
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DarthWendy posted...
Wow, 50% of racists in the poll at this very moment.

Building strawmen or is this sarcasm?

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royic
09/06/23 9:40:43 AM
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> perfect
> has a forehead

lol ce

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McMarbles
09/06/23 9:41:36 AM
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For CE this is just Wednesday.

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UnfairRepresent
09/06/23 11:38:04 AM
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royic posted...
> perfect
> has a forehead


wut

Your perfect girl has no forehead?

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UltimateWing
09/06/23 11:51:45 AM
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Not me. Someone might be into that. Good for them. Also, it would be fair for the guy to call her something back, wouldnt it?

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garan
09/06/23 3:30:31 PM
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Fuck no.
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MacadamianNut3
09/06/23 3:34:53 PM
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Is she just a poser or does she also step on you

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VFalcone
09/06/23 3:37:57 PM
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No, I actually want to be respected.
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Nemu
09/06/23 3:41:06 PM
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It would be kind of funny to see couple dynamic where they call each other dipshit and dumbass as pet names.
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UnfairRepresent
09/06/23 3:58:20 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Is she just a poser or does she also step on you
If that's what your perfect girl does then she does it

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