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yemmy
09/21/23 12:46:41 AM
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So I know there are people with duty to retreat, or cant have guns, but Im talking about no other option, clockwork orange, its on type shit, and you cant get out safely

and Im not saying not to call police first of course that is always the best thing to do because they got your back

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BloodMoon7
09/21/23 12:50:54 AM
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I carry a small knife but it's not intended to be a weapon, it's just my life has been rough. I mostly use it because it's easier to use than scissors. My hands are small and it makes using complex tools difficult, a knife is a blade and a handle and a smaller one fits perfectly in my small hands.

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SSJGrimReaper
09/21/23 12:54:23 AM
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i have home alone type traps set up everywhere

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pegusus123456
09/21/23 12:55:04 AM
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Poverty

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yemmy
09/21/23 12:55:41 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I carry a small knife but it's not intended to be a weapon, it's just my life has been rough. I mostly use it because it's easier to use than scissors. My hands are small and it makes using complex tools difficult, a knife is a blade and a handle and a smaller one fits perfectly in my small hands.

yeah Im not talking about a tool you carry around to open boxes with really, and Im not talking about something you necessarily carry either, Im saying something you would go to to defend yourself if shit hit the fan at your dwelling.

if youve never given it any thought, that is fine, but a lot of people have a pistol or a baseball bat in a corner or even a decked out ar-15. Hell even some people have night vision.

just a stupid poll

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Ratchetrockon
09/21/23 12:55:41 AM
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Kitchen knives

Also will an upside down air can duster be a good weapon?
It shoots a freezing beam. Maybe I can shoot it at a bad guy's eyes idk if it'll work well tho. Thought of this today actually cuz I got paranoid while walking home lol. Been using it to kill ants that invade the counter top. It works okayish against them tho not ideal

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 12:56:00 AM
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Being surrounded by bigger and richer houses
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yemmy
09/21/23 12:57:31 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
i have home alone type traps set up everywhere

home alone 1 or 2.

Because if 2, damn just do them the mercy of shooting them quickly

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Mr_Karate_II
09/21/23 12:57:37 AM
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A few knives stationed throughout the house along with a baseball bat or two.

Thankfully I've never had to use any of them because Thankfully we've never had issues in the 3 years we've lived here.

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sabin017
09/21/23 12:58:47 AM
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Mace, not clarifying further.

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yemmy
09/21/23 12:59:04 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Being surrounded by bigger and richer houses

rich people got fucking guns too lol

im richer than you Im a doctor on ce lol that is what you sound like

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Priere
09/21/23 12:59:45 AM
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A pistol.

Usually have my 1911 pretty close at hand.

Thinking of getting a new Steyr pistol with a nice light for it.

Otherwise I have the ol Marlin 336 close at hand as well

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yemmy
09/21/23 1:02:23 AM
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Priere posted...
A pistol.

Usually have my 1911 pretty close at hand.

Thinking of getting a new Steyr pistol with a nice light for it.

Otherwise I have the ol Marlin 336 close at hand as well

get the steyr they are like $400 rn. I think they got a new optic ready model coming out or they wouldnt be closing them out. but those guns are dope. Austrian like Glock, same as a Glock but has the cz75 like bore axis

what 1911 do you have? I have a Springfield mil spec 45 parkerized

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 1:02:56 AM
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yemmy posted...
rich people got fucking guns too lol
The house across the grass has married cops living there.

im richer than you Im a doctor on ce lol that is what you sound like
No, I just lucked into a small house for $50k (1.5% mortgage!) at the height of the last housing crash.
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yemmy
09/21/23 1:06:05 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The house across the grass has married cops living there.

No, I just lucked into a small house for $50k (1.5% mortgage!) at the height of the last housing ccrash.

im an idiot and I misinterpreted what you said lol my bad


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Glob
09/21/23 1:08:28 AM
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I very much doubt anybody would even get as far as my apartment, but if they did I dont think Ive got terrible odds with whatever comes to hand.
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 1:24:20 AM
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yemmy posted...
im an idiot and I misinterpreted what you said lol my bad
It happens. Don't worry about it.
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Priere
09/21/23 1:30:24 AM
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yemmy posted...
get the steyr they are like $400 rn. I think they got a new optic ready model coming out or they wouldnt be closing them out. but those guns are dope. Austrian like Glock, same as a Glock but has the cz75 like bore axis

what 1911 do you have? I have a Springfield mil spec 45 parkerized
Yeah I am about to once I get a little free time. They just look so good.

I have a Colt 1991A1. One of the earlier releases in the series with the 1991 stamp rolled onto it.

Stainless finish with black rubber grips

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pogo_rabid
09/21/23 1:35:16 AM
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My plan is to use the girlfriend as a human shield to block the bullets while i run away.

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09/21/23 2:01:18 AM
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HOON
09/21/23 2:06:42 AM
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BINGO!
(I have all of the above)

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Trumble
09/21/23 2:50:50 AM
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My farts.

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 2:53:56 AM
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It's just a shame a civilian M29 Davy Crockett never existed. That would be the ultimate home defense weapon, in that your home would cease to exist if you ever used it.
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rivers
09/21/23 2:56:58 AM
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tomahawk

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 2:57:22 AM
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rivers posted...
tomahawk
Missile, or an axe made of flint?
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__starsnostars
09/21/23 2:58:33 AM
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Mold.

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 2:59:31 AM
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__starsnostars posted...
Mold.
I'd like to point out that that is home offense.
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rivers
09/21/23 3:02:42 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Missile, or an axe made of flint?
A missile is an interesting idea, but just an axe for now: https://www.estwing.com/product/black-eagle-tomahawk-axe-black/

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BloodMoon7
09/21/23 3:04:39 AM
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yemmy posted...
yeah Im not talking about a tool you carry around to open boxes with really, and Im not talking about something you necessarily carry either, Im saying something you would go to to defend yourself if shit hit the fan at your dwelling.

if youve never given it any thought, that is fine, but a lot of people have a pistol or a baseball bat in a corner or even a decked out ar-15. Hell even some people have night vision.

just a stupid poll
It's a tool of destiny. It's not that I don't give it any thought, I just don't feel it's neccesary. A weapon wouldn't have helped me much in the past when there were times I needed help. It wouldn't help much now either. To fight requires willpower, which I lack. Nor would I hide or beg for my life. That too requires willpower. But it's good in a way, if I had willpower it's more likely I'd just look for an excuse to fight. I'm angry at this world.

I have excellent night vision, everyone's always surprised! I'm actually very strong at night, I can move with great speed and stealth.

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FolkenRawr
09/21/23 3:04:58 AM
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These Knife Hands. Tf else do I need?

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 3:07:20 AM
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Best I got is a Buck 184.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/4/AAEhCpAAE3DQ.jpg

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Butterfiles
09/21/23 3:10:48 AM
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When I saw a mouse last year I instinctively threw my elk-shaped Ottoman at it, so I guess that lol

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Karovorak
09/21/23 3:15:01 AM
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The police station across the street from my living and bed room.

My appartment is even on the ground floor, so I could just casually jump out and run to them.

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MabusIncarnate
09/21/23 3:20:44 AM
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Shotgun, among others. More concerned about wildlife than intruders where I live.

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WalkingPlague
09/21/23 3:26:06 AM
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two glock 17s

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Arcanine2009
09/21/23 3:26:07 AM
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Where the hell is Alligator and Pit Bull?!?

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 3:27:31 AM
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No fear of death, and no fear of your death, is an absurdly effective home defense.
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electricbugs2
09/21/23 3:38:25 AM
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Right now all I have is a fish bonker that can be used as a makeshift club. Thanks for that one Trudy.

If I lived in the US full time I'd just have an M9 kicking around.

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Prestoff
09/21/23 3:45:21 AM
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Ur mum

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 3:45:40 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
If I lived in the US full time I'd just have an M9 kicking around.
Were you in the US (or Canada, or a few European countries, or maybe also Japan), you can still technically buy an entire M4 Sherman.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
09/21/23 3:51:53 AM
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My VOICE! I've been taught the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 3:52:34 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
I've been taught the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.
skull, tho.
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Crazyman93
09/21/23 4:02:57 AM
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A Khurki. So. A big. Bent. Machete.

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shnangyboos
09/21/23 4:05:31 AM
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9mm, .38 special, and a .45.

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ai123
09/21/23 4:08:25 AM
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Never really thought about it.

I've got a couple of cricket bats (and a helmet and a box, if that helps) in my wardrobe.

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 4:10:22 AM
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My dad tells me to buy a Taurus Judge, which is a .450 five-round revolver.

He also says to load it exactly as follows
.450
.450
410 shot
410 shot
410 slug
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potdnewb
09/21/23 4:25:05 AM
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a gated driveway with 24/7 armed security
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 4:27:29 AM
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potdnewb posted...
a gated driveway with 24/7 armed security
Razor wire around gated communities will be the next "redlining", and it will not be race-based.
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Priere
09/21/23 4:33:40 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
My dad tells me to buy a Taurus Judge, which is a .450 five-round revolver.

He also says to load it exactly as follows
.450
.450
410 shot
410 shot
410 slug
Taurus judge for self defense is one of the worst options you could go with.

Watch one of the 2000 videos on that option and see why.

You would be much better off with a 38 special snub if thats the route you wanna take.

Or a 9mm sub compact

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 4:57:05 AM
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Priere posted...
Taurus judge for self defense is one of the worst options you could go with.
What of the Rossi Circuit Judge?
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