Current Events > MTG is banging on your door at night, begging you to let her in.

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/23 2:49:42 PM
#1:


At night you hear the loud sound of banging on your door, followed screaming. MTG is outside and desperately asking you to unlock the door and let her in.

You look out the window a see a pack of rabid dogs stop chewing on what appears to be the body of Garrett Wang. They all start sprinting towards MTG at an intense speed.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/6/AAZ5w5AADMvY.jpg

You don't have much to time to react

Do you let her in?

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Bass
09/21/23 2:51:29 PM
#2:


Nah, I'd fly my drone around to watch her and call the cops.

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Verdekal
09/21/23 2:51:53 PM
#3:


Is she gonna huff and puff and blow my house down

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Irony
09/21/23 2:52:10 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Is she gonna huff and puff and blow my house down
Not mine unless she wants to get through that swinging log trap at the front door

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Cemith
09/21/23 2:52:24 PM
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God I fucking hate that picture. It's a complete jump scare

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Cocytus
09/21/23 2:53:03 PM
#6:


There's no time to react! Door stays closed.

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Dreepapult
09/21/23 2:53:13 PM
#7:


Why you gotta make me look at that picture with my own eyes

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ironman2009
09/21/23 2:53:19 PM
#8:


Call my boy CableZL and have him sick the drone on her ass

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Crimsoness
09/21/23 2:53:44 PM
#9:


Stop it! Don't Open That Door!

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toreysback
09/21/23 2:53:54 PM
#10:


tbh i would rather let the pack of rabid dogs in

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/23 2:55:21 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Stop it! Don't Open That Door!
lol

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UltimateWing
09/21/23 5:39:01 PM
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The mob is chasing down Frankensteins monster or its bride. No way Im letting it in.

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/23 6:04:11 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Why you gotta make me look at that picture with my own eyes
Are you Darth Vader?

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divot1338
09/21/23 6:05:32 PM
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I turn on the sprinklers.

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/21/23 6:09:15 PM
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No, I don't


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mybbqrules
09/21/23 6:12:00 PM
#16:


Fuck no. I wouldn't want to be arrested for offering shelter to a traitor of America.

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Sandalorn
09/21/23 6:14:17 PM
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"I'm sorry, My Apartment doesn't allow animals"

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modena
09/21/23 6:16:30 PM
#18:


I would just start banging on the door too.

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wackyteen
09/21/23 6:22:41 PM
#19:


I fear for my life more with her on my side of the door than I would being on her side of the door.

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Kradek
09/21/23 6:27:36 PM
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Nope. I'd lock whatever locks I may have forgotten to lock.

It's 100% what she'd do to me were the roles reversed.

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Kitt
09/21/23 6:28:23 PM
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I'd turn the volume on my television up.

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/23 7:05:32 PM
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modena posted...
I would just start banging on the door too.
I think this is how they beat a bad guy in Dragonball GT

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brestugo
09/21/23 7:10:44 PM
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Bass posted...
Nah, I'd fly my drone around to watch her and call the cops.
lmao...

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SpawnShadow
09/21/23 7:13:42 PM
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No. If I had time, I'd grab a drink and some popcorn, but I'd still be happy to sit back and watch the show even without refreshments.
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Waxitron_Gazer
09/21/23 7:17:33 PM
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if anyone knocks on my door, they've broken into my home and deserve no consideration outside of maybe castle law.

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kingdrake2
09/21/23 7:18:53 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
I wouldn't want to be arrested for offering shelter to a traitor of America.


also to note: she's going to be the contributing factor to why the government going to have a shutdown again.

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BloodMoon7
09/21/23 7:26:17 PM
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Don't know who that is. The real question is what breed the dogs are. Pibbles? I ain't opening the door even if the perfect woman was out there.

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RchHomieQuanChi
09/21/23 7:28:50 PM
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I'd let her in, smear barbecue sauce on her and throw her back out to the dogs

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Crimson_Corsair
09/21/23 7:29:55 PM
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What is the lore behind that picture?

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NatsuSama
09/21/23 7:30:58 PM
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You don't let crazy into your home.

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nexigrams
09/21/23 7:33:08 PM
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I wouldn't open my door to a pack of rabid dogs for anybody, lol. All set with that.

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FighterMcWar
09/21/23 7:38:02 PM
#33:


She can hippity hoppity get off my property in the next thirty seconds before I open fire.

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LSGW_Zephyra
09/21/23 7:39:26 PM
#34:


I want to say no, but when confronted with this kind of choice I probably would.

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DUKLegend
09/21/23 7:39:48 PM
#35:


She reminds me of Wendy from Breaking Bad.

"How much for windy, Wendy?"
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kingdrake2
09/21/23 7:56:43 PM
#36:


BloodMoon7 posted...
The real question is what breed the dogs are. Pibbles?


most of them are "mutts" aka heinz 57's. not the real deal.

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Gritty
09/21/23 8:43:39 PM
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008Zulu
09/21/23 8:51:27 PM
#38:


I do not allow crazy people in to my home, no matter the cause.

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Zergrush80
09/21/23 8:56:20 PM
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Tell her Ill let her in if she resigns and swears never to be a politician again.

She will say yes ofc but her being a republican mean shes lying out her ass so yea.Im not opening no matter her answer.

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Ronaldo
09/21/23 8:57:38 PM
#40:


Kradek posted...
Nope. I'd lock whatever locks I may have forgotten to lock.

It's 100% what she'd do to me were the roles reversed.

Sounds like you aren't a better person than her.

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Deyestus
09/21/23 8:57:46 PM
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I'd just let Pyramid Head answer the door. Leave it up to him.

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Kradek
09/21/23 9:47:36 PM
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Ronaldo posted...
Sounds like you aren't a better person than her.

"If you don't treat Nazis like decent people then you're no better than a Nazi yourself"

Shut the fuck up lmao

You're the dude who took ire with Zelenskyy coming off as "rude" and actually thinking that was a worthy point of discussion.

I'm a better person by virtue of not being her.

It really is that simple.

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WingsOfGood
09/21/23 9:50:57 PM
#43:


call the pinkertons
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DementedDurian
09/21/23 9:52:03 PM
#44:


If an Argonian is knocking on my door, then it's likely a ruse to steal my shit.

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DnDer
09/21/23 9:57:39 PM
#45:


UnfairRepresent posted...
body of Garrett Wang.

The fuck is wrong with you?

They should be chewing Beltran or Dawson.

What has Garrett ever done to you?

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DirkDiggles
09/21/23 9:57:58 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
If an Argonian is knocking on my door, then it's likely a ruse to steal my shit.

Even a Argonian high on Skooma and Hist Sap at the same time is more trustworthy than MTG.

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DnDer
09/21/23 10:00:27 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
if anyone knocks on my door, they've broken into my home and deserve no consideration outside of maybe castle law.

Was it this year or last year that we lost something three people (minority people, if memory serves) in the space of three weeks after they were murdered for knocking on the wrong door or turning around in the wrong driveway?

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divot1338
09/21/23 10:01:56 PM
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DnDer posted...
Was it this year or last year that we lost something three people (minority people, if memory serves) in the space of three weeks after they were murdered for knocking on the wrong door or turning around in the wrong driveway?
Last year.

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Villain_S_Fiend
09/21/23 10:03:33 PM
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I have a strict "no troglodytes" rule in my home.

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Payzmaykr
09/21/23 10:05:56 PM
#50:


Fuck no. Shes crazy and probably has a gun on her. Shes literally also a power lifter and could probably overpower me. No thanks.

also:

008Zulu posted...
I do not allow crazy people in to my home, no matter the cause.
This. If I dont know you, youre not getting past the storm door.
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