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UnfairRepresent
10/22/23 10:05:26 AM
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Money is after tax but if you take it then conventionally attractive young women will find you irresistible and will proposition you in public if they see you.

Walking the street, at a resturant, at the movies, at work, swimming. Doesn't matter where or who you're with, if attractive young women see you, they will come over and start assertively hitting on you like that Season 2 episode of Buffy with Xander.

Same goes if attractive young women find your social media pages. It's like if Chris Hemsworth was a Beatle.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/6/AAZiH8AAE9h0.jpg

Would you take it?

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DKBananaSlamma
10/22/23 10:07:07 AM
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What's the downside?

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uwnim
10/22/23 10:12:09 AM
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That would get really annoying really fast.

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Alteres
10/22/23 10:12:27 AM
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I don't remember that episode, but if it was buffy, it was probably to the level where it would make doing things damn near impossible.

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DuuuDe14
10/22/23 10:15:21 AM
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It'll be nice to be noticed.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/23 10:15:35 AM
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Alteres posted...
I don't remember that episode, but if it was buffy, it was probably to the level where it would make doing things damn near impossible.
In the episode of Buffy all the women Xander rejected grabbed axes and tried to murder him.

Also Buffy thanks him for not raping her which I always thought was one of the most fucked up dialogue exchanges but no one talks about it.

That doesn't happen in this scenario tho (at least not all of them, who knows how many crazy people are out there) but the first part does, where they all hit on you.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/22/23 10:18:21 AM
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Money is nice, and it would be amusing for all of two days, but it would just be too awkward.

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LazyLounge
10/22/23 10:48:44 AM
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No, I prefer older women.

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GranQroppoop
10/22/23 10:50:34 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
if attractive young women see you,

I'd take the money because you underestimated my ability to hide from women.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/23 11:02:58 AM
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LazyLounge posted...
No, I prefer older women.
You can always just say no

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/22/23 11:21:16 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You can always just say no

Right, but all the women hitting on you just get in the way of other verbal street privilege we're subjected to as men, such as networking, job offers, not to mention the countless Bud Light Limes, fist bumps, and small business loans that get offered.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/23 2:26:44 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Right, but all the women hitting on you just get in the way of other verbal street privilege we're subjected to as men, such as networking, job offers, not to mention the countless Bud Light Limes, fist bumps, and small business loans that get offered.
wut

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Gobstoppers12
10/22/23 2:27:30 PM
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No, I don't want to deal with strangers trying to offer me things I don't want.

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PeteyParker
10/22/23 2:28:18 PM
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If it's exactly like what happened with Xander then no but if there's no issues with a polite decline then sure.

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Aristoph
10/22/23 2:30:13 PM
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Gimme the money. I'd become the biggest streamer on Twitch within a month.

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Anony1125
10/22/23 2:54:42 PM
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No take, it seems unethical. It would be nice to be attractive instead of a circus freak, but I feel like I would inadvertently cause relationship issues. Especially since I already work with a couple attractive young women. You're probably also consigning yourself to assault or worse at the hands of a jealous boyfriend, men are crazy.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/23 3:23:04 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
No take, it seems unethical. It would be nice to be attractive instead of a circus freak, but I feel like I would inadvertently cause relationship issues. Especially since I already work with a couple attractive young women. You're probably also consigning yourself to assault or worse at the hands of a jealous boyfriend, men are crazy.
Or girlfiend if it's a same sex couple between an attractive and unattractive women

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boxoto
10/22/23 3:24:24 PM
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nice to finally get paid for it

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Naysaspace
10/22/23 3:27:16 PM
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alternative poll title:

"are you single?"
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UnfairRepresent
10/24/23 6:06:43 AM
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boxoto posted...
nice to finally get paid for it
oh u

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Shotgunnova
10/24/23 6:09:59 AM
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Siri, play Poor Poor Pitiful Me.

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/24/23 6:10:59 AM
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so... what's the downside again?
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UnfairRepresent
10/24/23 6:01:23 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
so... what's the downside again?
I mean ask the 25% of CE who are voting no

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Guide
10/24/23 6:02:05 PM
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obligatory "so nothing changes"

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invertedlegdrop
10/24/23 6:06:45 PM
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Now do the women hit on you because of the money or are they oblivious to that and hit on you regardless... like Will Ferrell in the Other Guys...?

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VFalcone
10/24/23 6:10:56 PM
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What qualifies as an "attractive woman" though? What if all of the women you live near are unattractive to you? Like a local neighborhood area or small town? What if your female family members are "attractive"?
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BloodMoon7
10/24/23 6:14:51 PM
#29:


You underestimate how unfuckable I am. Gimme money

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BloodMoon7
10/24/23 6:15:34 PM
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VFalcone posted...
What if your female family members are "attractive"?
Oh no

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VFalcone
10/24/23 6:17:07 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Oh no
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UnfairRepresent
10/25/23 4:08:41 AM
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VFalcone posted...
What if your female family members are "attractive"?
bruh

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Philip027
10/25/23 5:25:59 AM
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I would find this obnoxious/unwanted, but I stay indoors often enough that I don't feel like this would usually be an issue. I'd take the money.
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Fenriswolf
10/25/23 6:14:12 AM
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It's actually quite annoying. I live near a girls-only high school and I frequently gets hit on by dumb, horny teens who think any men would fall for them.

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boxoto
10/25/23 6:21:00 AM
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VFalcone posted...
What if your female family members are "attractive"?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/6/AAS_qZAAE-MA.png

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UnfairRepresent
10/25/23 5:18:49 PM
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Fenriswolf posted...
It's actually quite annoying. I live near a girls-only high school and I frequently gets hit on by dumb, horny teens who think any men would fall for them.
They don't, they just think its funny to proposition strangers

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garan
10/25/23 5:46:49 PM
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I'm basically a hermit, so I wouldn't get hit on nearly as much as normal people, and so it's free money.
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NoxObscuras
10/25/23 5:50:34 PM
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Hell no lol. I've seen how often attractive women get hit on. Having that happen to me would get really annoying, really fast. Especially not if some of them might try to murder me like Xander

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meralonne
10/25/23 5:51:25 PM
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Id need a lot more than $47000 for this. My wife would be pissed.

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Jiek_Fafn
10/25/23 5:58:00 PM
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I get hit on a lot by regular and lower attractive level women all the time. It's like everywhere you go is a bachelorette party full of women jealous of their friend's success and looking to feel something, anything. They don't know how to deal with their emotions and they try desperately to cling onto the guy that looks attainable and stable. It's fucking awesome.

It'd be like that, but better.

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UnfairRepresent
10/27/23 8:29:00 AM
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meralonne posted...
Id need a lot more than $47000 for this. My wife would be pissed.
how can she be bad at you that girls are hitting on you?

Unless you tell her about the deal I guess, in which case would she believe you?

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dioxxys
10/27/23 8:35:01 AM
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Oh no how horrible sure wouldn't want that ever happening no Sireee

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UnfairRepresent
10/29/23 11:31:44 AM
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o....k

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Billyionaire
10/29/23 11:39:41 AM
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Make it $15,000 and you got a deal

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Mistere_Man
10/29/23 1:38:34 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MmEsYuIIjjc&pp=ygUUYnJhY28gYWR2ZW50dXJlIHRpbWU%3D

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Unknown5uspect
10/29/23 1:46:07 PM
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Sounds like it would get very annoying very quickly but money is money.

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ArkhamOrigins
10/29/23 1:46:51 PM
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Pass, I already get hit on way too much.

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Iodine
10/29/23 2:05:24 PM
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uwnim posted...
That would get really annoying really fast.


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RespectWomen
10/29/23 2:06:37 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wut

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Right, but all the women hitting on you just get in the way of other verbal street privilege we're subjected to as men, such as networking, job offers, not to mention the countless Bud Light Limes, fist bumps, and small business loans that get offered.

lmfao


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UnfairRepresent
10/30/23 12:19:55 PM
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Yes has totally run away with it

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