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UnfairRepresent
03/05/24 12:42:33 PM
#1:


That pokemon is now real and has gone fucking nuts at the Kanas Royals vs Chicago Cubs game tomorrow at the Surprise Stadium.

And it's a surprise indeed for those 10,000+ in attendance as your pokemon is going on a complete indiscriminate rampage.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6223f878.jpg

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What would happen?

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ellis123
03/05/24 12:43:59 PM
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Lucario.

There would be little damage prior to furries storming the field.

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MacadamianNut3
03/05/24 12:44:10 PM
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Ditto

;)

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PokemonExpert44
03/05/24 12:44:52 PM
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Mega Metagross ftw

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MasterEdge1
03/05/24 12:47:57 PM
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Dunsparce

Besides burrowing into the field, Im not really sure if it does anything else.
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UnfairRepresent
03/05/24 12:49:21 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Ditto

;)
Honestly I don't think a rampaging Ditto would do much harm

But a smart Ditto that could turn into Joe Biden or Trump?

That bitch could launch nukes

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BobanMarjanovic
03/05/24 12:49:49 PM
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Nosepass

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Cheater87
03/05/24 12:50:17 PM
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Pikachu, lots of damage, lots of electrocuting happening.

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Hambo
03/05/24 12:55:04 PM
#9:


Alolan Meowth. It's just a cat; they'll be alright.

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Guide
03/05/24 12:59:07 PM
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I thought of Pidgeot. Hrm. Localized hurricane?

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aarrgus
03/05/24 1:00:13 PM
#11:


Jirachi.

I think everyone will be all right.

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UnfairRepresent
03/05/24 1:20:45 PM
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Guide posted...
I thought of Pidgeot. Hrm. Localized hurricane?
Would be a sequel to The Birds

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Bass
03/05/24 1:40:24 PM
#13:


Gyarados. Not again!

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Paragon21XX
03/05/24 1:43:04 PM
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Deoxys, yeah they're totally fucked.

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Gamespoht
03/05/24 1:43:08 PM
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I thought of lopunny

Anyone who gets in trouble will probably deserve it

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Insanititious
03/05/24 1:49:02 PM
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Lopunny :^)

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UnfairRepresent
03/05/24 2:35:27 PM
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Bass posted...
Gyarados. Not again!
That would be like an IRL Kaiju attack

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MagnusDJL
03/05/24 2:42:40 PM
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Meowscarada.
I don't think it will do that much damage...
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Ivany2008
03/05/24 2:44:11 PM
#19:


I mean.... how much damage can a Garbodor do? It's a literal trash monster.
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NoxObscuras
03/05/24 2:44:15 PM
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I was just playing Legends Arceus this weekend, so I thought of Arceus... If it's rampaging then RIP to the whole planet

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Neoconkers
03/05/24 2:45:37 PM
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Kabutops. I don't think a huge number of people, but it's not looking good for that number...

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Ricemills
03/05/24 2:47:48 PM
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Quaxly
The stadium is a pool now, I guess

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UnfairRepresent
03/06/24 2:12:15 PM
#23:


Ivany2008 posted...
I mean.... how much damage can a Garbodor do? It's a literal trash monster.
I mean Donald Trump has done plenty of damage

/rimshot

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kage_53
03/06/24 2:13:04 PM
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Raikou. GG everyones dead.
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SydnieStarlight
03/06/24 2:15:33 PM
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Me before entering this topic: "Of course, I'll pick my favorite Pokemon, Gardevoir!"

Me after entering this topic: "...what have I done..."

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gainingtheoffense
03/06/24 2:15:48 PM
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Charizard.

They'll be nothing left.

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hmnut7
03/06/24 2:21:07 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/58bd842a.jpg
Eevee is basically just a cute dog, so it would mostly just be annoying. If it evolves it could be devastating

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Shotgunnova
03/06/24 2:24:17 PM
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Steelix

Looks like Bobby Witt didn't have the proper trainer badge.

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Ivany2008
03/06/24 2:44:16 PM
#29:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean Donald Trump has done plenty of damage

/rimshot

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KajeI
03/06/24 2:45:17 PM
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Golisopod can probably tank small arms fire, so it's gonna be a tragedy.

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BloodMoon7
03/06/24 3:11:25 PM
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Yvetal. Everyone's dead fam.

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UnfairRepresent
03/07/24 4:29:05 AM
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hmnut7 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/58bd842a.jpg
Eevee is basically just a cute dog, so it would mostly just be annoying. If it evolves it could be devastating
Especially if it evolves into Vaporeon

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Smashingpmkns
03/07/24 4:32:02 AM
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Gengar. I think everyone would die

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R_Jackal
03/07/24 4:39:04 AM
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I thought of Bewear. I guess how much damage it does depends on how accurate the anime depiction was. Either way, it's not gonna be pretty for a few people at least.
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ZevLoveDOOM
03/07/24 4:39:40 AM
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Magikarp

y'all be fine! as long as you dont let it evolve ofc. >_>
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Dark_Arbron
03/07/24 4:45:21 AM
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Wobbuffet. Cant do much as long as no one attacks it, but theyll be stuck in place by Shadow Tag and starve to death.

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Sufferedphoenix
03/07/24 4:55:11 AM
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Machop. People would be hurt but I think it would get taken down

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ai123
03/07/24 5:02:19 AM
#38:


Shaymin.

It will be magical.

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Tora_Sami
03/07/24 5:03:58 AM
#39:


Butterfree

Going to put everyone to sleep and then poison them and anyone that tries to get away will get a psybeam to the face.

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Mistere_Man
03/07/24 5:08:34 AM
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MewTwo

I am sure everything will be perfectly fine. Perfectly fine indeed. . . . Yep just fine. . .

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Dark_Arbron
03/07/24 5:10:44 AM
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Tora_Sami posted...
Butterfree

Going to put everyone to sleep and then poison them and anyone that tries to get away will get a psybeam to the face.

It will have to let them wake up before it can poison them.

/that guy

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UnfairRepresent
03/07/24 5:18:28 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
MewTwo

I am sure everything will be perfectly fine. Perfectly fine indeed. . . . Yep just fine. . .
R.i.p Earth

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pegusus123456
03/07/24 5:23:58 AM
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Dunsparce

I'm not sure anyone actually notices it's there

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CompatibleGreet
03/07/24 5:29:00 AM
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Magikarp.
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pegusus123456
03/07/24 5:29:21 AM
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CompatibleGreet posted...
Magikarp.
We saved lives, you and me

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TomClark
03/07/24 5:29:44 AM
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This fucker is about to bring the carnage.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/844a9a22.jpg

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CompatibleGreet
03/07/24 5:30:05 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
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Dark_Arbron
03/07/24 5:31:00 AM
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To be fair Magikarp eventually learns Tackle

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Sufferedphoenix
03/07/24 5:33:11 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
To be fair Magikarp eventually learns Tackle

Can't he learn other moves now too. I hear one is absolutely devastating but you have to get him really high level to learn it. Think it was flail. Was told give him a focus sash and he can one shot just about anything.

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pegusus123456
03/07/24 5:35:32 AM
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
Can't he learn other moves now too. I hear one is absolutely devastating but you have to get him really high level to learn it. Think it was flail. Was told give him a focus sash and he can one shot just about anything.
Looks like he learns Flail at level 25. Flail has 200 power if you're at low health and Focus Sash means you survive a hit at 1 HP.

But he evolves at level 20 so it's just for the memes.

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