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UnfairRepresent
03/11/24 3:36:12 PM
#1:


Money is after tax but if you take it you can never pet, stroke, rub, hug or show any kind of physical affection towards a dog ever again.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d398ef23.jpg

If you try you will be repelled by an incorporeal force like when a Vampire tries to enter a home uninvited in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Would you take it?

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LightningThief
03/11/24 3:37:44 PM
#2:


Oh no.....

Money please!
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archizzy
03/11/24 3:39:25 PM
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Ill pass on this one. I like animals a lot, especially dogs. My two I had were my everything and I miss them. I dont want to get more though until I retire and can spent all my time with them without having to leave them for work.

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PMarth2002
03/11/24 3:41:40 PM
#4:


Easy money.

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Jupiter
03/11/24 3:43:20 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
Easy money.


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Rosstin316
03/11/24 3:43:33 PM
#6:


Money is good, but good boys are priceless.

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Nemu
03/11/24 3:44:09 PM
#7:


Very easy money. I dont hate dogs, but I will never personally own one in my life.
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UnsteadyOwl
03/11/24 3:45:09 PM
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I have no problem taking the money.

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bfslick50
03/11/24 3:46:32 PM
#9:


UnfairRepresent posted...
If you try you will be repelled by an incorporeal force like when a Vampire tries to enter a home uninvited in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

What if I'm just standing there and the dog is running up to me? Do I get pushed back?

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TendoDRM
03/11/24 3:46:47 PM
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Absolutely not. I would need a life changing amount of money to never be able to pet my dog again. And even then I'd have a very tough decision.

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SSJKirby
03/11/24 3:47:05 PM
#11:


Money for doing something I already don't do hell yeah

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Paragon21XX
03/11/24 3:53:29 PM
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That's barely over a year's salary, not nearly enough to go the rest of my life without the therapeutic interaction with the greatest nonhuman creature to ever exist.

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boxoto
03/11/24 4:13:11 PM
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tbh, I don't really like petting dogs.

I always feel the need the wash my hands afterwards, no matter how clean they may be.

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PraetorXyn
03/11/24 4:14:38 PM
#14:


Yeah. Easy money.

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Turducken
03/11/24 4:15:45 PM
#15:


Does hugging count as petting? Patting? Picking up and snuggling? Nosys?? Kissys???

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UnfairRepresent
03/11/24 4:15:48 PM
#16:


bfslick50 posted...
What if I'm just standing there and the dog is running up to me? Do I get pushed back?
No but you won't be able to pet them

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BloodMoon7
03/11/24 4:22:22 PM
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Easy, all dogs seem to be afraid of me anyway. They either get aggressive towards me or run away. I basically already have this superpower

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Bass
03/11/24 4:23:40 PM
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Sure, I never want to own another dog anyway. They're nice creatures but too much work. I rarely interact with dogs these days.

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MagnusDJL
03/11/24 4:26:51 PM
#19:


Eh, I'm more of a cat person. Easy money.
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boxoto
03/11/24 4:27:42 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I basically already have this superpower
great, no need for the money then

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Vokrent
03/11/24 4:28:09 PM
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give me the money. i don't have dogs and i only know one person with a dog and that dog hates me

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Shotgunnova
03/11/24 4:31:23 PM
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More of a cat guy anyway, so no biggie.

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Philip027
03/11/24 4:42:30 PM
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Fine with me, I am already wary of dogs.
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wackyteen
03/11/24 4:44:50 PM
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b-b-but when see doggo, you're supposed to pet the doggo (if doggo desires)

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Blue_Thunder
03/11/24 4:45:52 PM
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Cash is nice, but good girls are invaluable.

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NoxObscuras
03/11/24 4:47:08 PM
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Pass. Nowhere near enough money to deny doggos their scritches.

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FolkenRawr
03/11/24 4:51:50 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Absolutely not. I would need a life changing amount of money to never be able to pet my dog again. And even then I'd have a very tough decision.

It'd be a super easy skip if this was for cats. I have three. Ain't no amount of money enough.

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BloodMoon7
03/11/24 4:56:29 PM
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boxoto posted...
great, no need for the money then
I literally can't afford lunch

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UnfairRepresent
03/11/24 7:14:25 PM
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Turducken posted...
Does hugging count as petting? Patting? Picking up and snuggling? Nosys?? Kissys???

UnfairRepresent posted...
Money is after tax but if you take it you can never pet, stroke, rub, hug or show any kind of physical affection towards a dog ever again.


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Guide
03/11/24 7:16:09 PM
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There are things in life that money can't make up for.

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LordOfTheCats
03/11/24 7:21:14 PM
#32:


Deal, I'll still have the far superior ability to pet cats.
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Incurso91
03/11/24 7:22:10 PM
#33:


Nope. Also wouldn't accept the money for cats, even if I much prefer dogs to them.
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SoIidLegacy
03/11/24 7:33:10 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
More of a cat guy anyway, so no biggie.

Same here. I'd be fine taking this deal, but no amount of money would be enough if I could never pet cats again.

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Cynrascal
03/11/24 7:35:34 PM
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I'm a cat person, so yes.

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SuperVegitoFAN
03/11/24 7:39:36 PM
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Im not the biggest dog guy (more of a guinea pig guy) but my moms dogs do like me... so no.

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ironman2009
03/11/24 7:40:33 PM
#37:


no way

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Wandering__Hero
03/11/24 7:44:11 PM
#38:


No my dog becomes unbearable if go too long without petting him

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xGhostchantx
03/11/24 7:47:08 PM
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i very strongly dislike dogs so absofruitley i would

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Turducken
03/11/24 10:32:32 PM
#40:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Money is after tax but if you take it you can never pet, stroke, rub, hug or show any kind of physical affection towards a dog ever again.

Ah, another victim of the 'only reads topic title' syndrome. Apologies. AND NO DEAL!!

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kingdrake2
03/11/24 10:36:13 PM
#41:


archizzy posted...
I like animals a lot, especially dogs


i'm going to miss her despite the fact she's a handful at times (mainly at night when my roommate comes home)

she's a good dog during the day (she tends to sleep nearby and hates being alone).

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YugiNoob
03/11/24 10:38:48 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
No but you won't be able to pet them
What if the dog is running up to attack me... can I attempt to pet it as a supernatural means of repelling it?

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Dakimakura
03/11/24 10:39:40 PM
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Does this mean I am immune to pitbull attacks?

Deal!

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Ratchetrockon
03/11/24 10:48:31 PM
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I have a dog rn so no

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MrResetti
03/11/24 10:49:25 PM
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-Unowninator-
03/11/24 10:50:16 PM
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No because then how would I play with my sister's dog?

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03/12/24 2:01:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent
03/12/24 3:00:25 AM
#47:


YugiNoob posted...
What if the dog is running up to attack me... can I attempt to pet it as a supernatural means of repelling it?
no

you won't repel the dog. If you try to pet it you'd just be unable to

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UnicornRaline
03/12/24 3:01:07 AM
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One of the few times I'll blatantly say no to one of these things. I have two dogs and I love them dearly, and they love me back.

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Back_Stabbath
03/12/24 3:02:43 AM
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my dog is my life so no

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