Current Events > If you could look like you did when you 18 and never age, would you do it?

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UnfairRepresent
03/14/24 7:54:02 PM
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This St Patricks Day you bump into an incredibly drunk woman who in a drunken haze accidentally poursTullamore Dew over your shoes while introducing herself as Alice Kyteler.

She apologizes and she was carried away celebrating her Irish roots. Adding that she hasn't been back to Ireland for over 700 years.

You involuntarily scoff because she doesn't look over 18. This annoys her and she on the spot brews a magic potion that she claims will revert you physically to exactly how you were the day after your 18th birthday.

At first you are skeptical but she gives some to a nearby elderly fat lazy cat who suddenly before your eyes reverts to being young and vibrant before leaping onto a fence and running off.

Then she offers you the potion one last time, saying you can either drink it now or she's leaving. She warns however that this is permanent, if you drink it then you will be that way forever. You will never age again just like she doesn't.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a6f8dfc.jpg

If you're under 18 the potion does nothing. Come back in a few years kid.

Would you drink it?

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NeonOPPAl
03/14/24 7:54:29 PM
#2:


Hellz yeah!

Wait, I cant die of old age tho? Hellz nah then!

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UnfairRepresent
03/14/24 7:56:02 PM
#3:


NeonOPPAl posted...
Hellz yeah!

Wait, I cant die of old age tho? Hellz nah then!
No you will never age. So you can't die of old age.

You can still die. You just can't age.

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The_Korey
03/14/24 7:59:03 PM
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Don't remember exactly what I looked like. I'm sure my facial hair was pathetic, but significantly less body pain and a hairless taint/ass is an easy win.

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KajeI
03/14/24 8:00:50 PM
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Absolutely.

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SuperVegitoFAN
03/14/24 8:02:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
No you will never age. So you can't die of old age.

You can still die. You just can't age.
Thats a yeah from me.

If you somehow survive until doomsday, well that will kill you too

I guess theres also the risk of disease, but as long as youre not immortal, i dont see the downside.

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unclekoolaid73
03/14/24 8:02:06 PM
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If i lift weight will i see gains? I was pretty scrawny at age 18
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Puglia77
03/14/24 8:02:21 PM
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I already do and I'm 28

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Dragon56
03/14/24 8:02:58 PM
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Did we learn nothing from Dorian Gray?
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UnfairRepresent
03/14/24 8:04:08 PM
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unclekoolaid73 posted...
If i lift weight will i see gains?

No.


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FL81
03/14/24 8:05:02 PM
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I already have this curse

being carded at 30 sucks

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SaltyWet
03/14/24 8:05:53 PM
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I think I was even uglier back then.

And I also had hella acne.

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MarcoRubio
03/14/24 8:05:56 PM
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Na I'm hot as fuck as is

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Croast59
03/14/24 8:09:18 PM
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I think the mid to late 20's would be the perfect sweet spot.

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Ratchetrockon
03/14/24 8:09:56 PM
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I think I look a little better now than when I was younger. Cuz my cheeks aren't as chubby anymore. Judging this based on my id card from a few years ago and my current one.

My body is only slightly worse. Just need to start exercising again and eat cleaner n more often.. it'll look roughly the same after like a year I reckon

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Freddie_Mercury
03/14/24 8:11:32 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
Na I'm hot as fuck as is


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tankboy
03/14/24 8:15:21 PM
#17:


Am I allowed to use modern acne medication and dermatologists? If so, then yes.
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Jiek_Fafn
03/14/24 8:16:37 PM
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I like being jacked too much to go back to being 18. Back then, I could hardly throw a football the length of the field. Now I can throw it to the moon.

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TendoDRM
03/14/24 8:17:21 PM
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Croast59 posted...
I think the mid to late 20's would be the perfect sweet spot.


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UnfairRepresent
03/14/24 8:22:58 PM
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"It will will revert you physically to exactly how you were the day after your 18th birthday forever."

"Yeah but what if it wasn't forever?"

"Then that wouldn't be this scenario"

"What a stupid constraint!"

God imagine giving you the trolley problem

"Why can't I just divert the trolley onto an empty track!?"

"Because there isn't one"

"That seems like a stupid constraint!"

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
03/14/24 8:23:02 PM
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Eternal youth that lets you die from anything EXCEPT age is basically the only good kind of "immortality." All the others are traps.


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KitKats
03/14/24 8:31:02 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"It will will revert you physically to exactly how you were the day after your 18th birthday forever."

"Yeah but what if it wasn't forever?"

"Then that wouldn't be this scenario"

"What a stupid constraint!"

God imagine giving you the trolley problem

"Why can't I just divert the trolley onto an empty track!?"

"Because there isn't one"

"That seems like a stupid constraint!"
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Myzery
03/14/24 8:50:40 PM
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18? no. i peaked around 23.

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bsp77
03/14/24 8:59:22 PM
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I look better now (47) than I did at 18

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pfh1001
03/15/24 5:20:53 AM
#26:


Life before arthritis? Sign me the fuck up!
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Dark_Arbron
03/15/24 5:23:45 AM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
Eternal youth that lets you die from anything EXCEPT age is basically the only good kind of "immortality." All the others are traps.

Immortality that gives you complete invincibility but can be relinquished voluntarily is the best kind.

And yes Id take this deal. I wasnt fat at 18 before my genes activated get fat and stupider protocol.

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pegusus123456
03/15/24 5:26:53 AM
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Dragon56 posted...
Did we learn nothing from Dorian Gray?
Yeah, don't stab the painting

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Guide
03/15/24 5:27:10 AM
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I like the gruffness I put on with years, but age immunity is too good to pass up.

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JimmyFraska
03/15/24 5:40:50 AM
#31:


No. I've become better looking each year with no regression so far.
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BloodMoon7
03/15/24 6:20:17 AM
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I still look about the same tbh

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Snakeywakey389
03/15/24 6:24:12 AM
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No. I was fat and Im not now.

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pegusus123456
03/15/24 6:26:15 AM
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Snakeywakey389 posted...
No. I was fat and Im not now.
Unfair didn't say anything about you being stuck the way you looked, you could get in shape and be eighteen

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The_Korey
03/15/24 6:37:06 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Unfair didn't say anything about you being stuck the way you looked, you could get in shape and be eighteen

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Ricemills
03/15/24 6:39:11 AM
#36:


My peak was 20-25 but I'll take my 18 y/o self over my current self.

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pegusus123456
03/15/24 6:39:59 AM
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The_Korey posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5fbe8aa3.png
How dare he do this

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The_Korey
03/15/24 6:41:01 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
How dare he do this

There's always gotta be a katch ._.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
03/15/24 6:41:28 AM
#39:


Imagine being 180 y/o and looking like you were 18 y/o

Eventually living to 1800 y/o and looking like you were 18 y/o.

A true "Highlander" / Immortal =D

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Ricemills
03/15/24 6:42:58 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
Imagine being 180 y/o and looking like you were 18 y/o

Wait, i get to keep my health as an 18 y/o?
Not just outward appearance?

Hell yeah I'll take it.

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Kai_Laguna
03/15/24 6:59:36 AM
#41:


Nah, I'd prefer mid 20s. I was still all gangly and awkward at 18.
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UnfairRepresent
03/15/24 8:00:48 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Unfair didn't say anything about you being stuck the way you looked, you could get in shape and be eighteen
No you will look exactly like you did the day after your 18th birthday

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The_Korey
03/15/24 1:42:50 PM
#43:


Still, if we kan't gain/lose weight or muscle, then we should be able to eat whatever we want without getting fat, rotting our teeth, or getting various problems like kancer, heart disease, or diabetes. Our bellies, teeth, hearts and pancreas are locked at what they were at that time. Our minds are no longer at risk of slowing down or getting dementia. Our joints are no longer wearing away. And y'all are passing this up because... you weren't beefy enough?

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Bass
03/15/24 1:51:56 PM
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I guess, but I was nothing to write home about at 18. I could get into shape, though.

Edit: Oh, apparently we can't get into shape. Nope, fuck that. I was quite overweight then.

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cuttin_in_farm
03/15/24 1:53:53 PM
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Why would I want to look like a child?

If the prompt was 30, Id say yes. But good luck meeting with clients at work and looking like a teenager. Nobody is taking you seriously.

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KCJ5062
03/15/24 1:56:45 PM
#46:


Aside from having gained some weight, I pretty much look the same as I did when I was in high school. When I graduated I barely weighed over 110. Now I weigh around 156-157.

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/15/24 1:57:08 PM
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Yep. I looked great at 18. My body toned itself and the only thing I didn't have was a beard.

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bigblu89
03/15/24 1:57:35 PM
#48:


Can I physically improve my body? Because Im honestly in better shape at 46 than I was when I was 18.

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garan
03/15/24 4:23:59 PM
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So, I wouldn't have any of my health problems, my eye sight would be perfect again, my teeth would be perfect again, no hair loss, etc.

... and I can still die whenever I want? What's the downside?
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