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UnfairRepresent
03/21/24 5:00:47 PM
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Your young adult daughter is coming over one evening to introduce you to her boyfriend as they are thinking about moving in together.

Then the surprise in your eyes is impossible to hide as she walks in arm in arm with Niko Bellic. She says "Daddy, this is Niko. I met him at a bowling alley with some fat guy."

Niko shrugs and says "I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel."

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How do you react?
Would you approve?

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ironman2009
03/21/24 5:01:16 PM
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Dude doesn't even have Gucci slides

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BloodMoon7
03/21/24 5:01:37 PM
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Whomest'vwithasideofwhogivesafuck

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/21/24 5:02:21 PM
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Does he still have that gun in his hand during the introduction?

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UnfairRepresent
03/21/24 5:03:59 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Does he still have that gun in his hand during the introduction?
No but I'd bet a dollar for donuts he has a gun on his person.

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K181
03/21/24 5:04:48 PM
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He'd be the worst GTA protagonist to date other than Trevor.

Get yourself a CJ or a Tommy Vercetti, girl. Don't settle for a Niko.

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Rosstin316
03/21/24 5:05:14 PM
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As long as he routinely agrees to play darts with me.

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ArkhamOrigins
03/21/24 5:05:53 PM
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I call him up to take me bowling

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Enclave
03/21/24 5:06:28 PM
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Probably panic that I somehow got sucked into the gta universe.

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garan
03/21/24 5:09:53 PM
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Enclave posted...
Probably panic that I somehow got sucked into the gta universe.


Me too.
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ThePieReborn
03/21/24 5:17:27 PM
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Rosstin316 posted...
As long as he routinely agrees to play darts with me.
Or bowling.

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008Zulu
03/21/24 5:17:27 PM
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Dating a professional bowler? She could do worse.

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Yawn_Master2
03/21/24 5:18:04 PM
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She'd probably die dating him.

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UnfairRepresent
03/21/24 6:29:01 PM
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Yawn_Master2 posted...
She'd probably die dating him.
I mean we're all gonna die dude

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Baron_Ox
03/21/24 6:34:03 PM
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ask her to convince him to go with the deal ending.

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pegusus123456
03/21/24 6:59:18 PM
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Fuck no.

I think the game kind of glosses over the fact that Nico was involved in human trafficking. Dude literally delivered women (maybe children?) into sexual slavery. I don't care how bad he feels about it, he should be in jail for the rest of his life.

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UnfairRepresent
03/21/24 9:17:28 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Fuck no.

I think the game kind of glosses over the fact that Nico was involved in human trafficking. Dude literally delivered women (maybe children?) into sexual slavery. I don't care how bad he feels about it, he should be in jail for the rest of his life.
I mean you're not wrong but if you wanna go down that road is sex trafficking really worse than the hundreds (thousands?) of murders GTA protaganists do on the regular?

I don't think the game or fans "gloss over" any specific crime, it's just that if you play GTA/RDR you kinda have to accept that the protaganists are cruel horrible people. Otherwise you wouldn't play the game.

Reminds me of how people got super butthurt that Trevor tortures a dude in GTA5 but have no qualms about the rampage sections were Trevor murders entire neighborhoods.

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pegusus123456
03/22/24 9:10:27 AM
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I'd take issue with the murdering too, it's just typical for a video game character whereas human trafficking is not.

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