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Touch 04/01/24 9:02:16 AM #1:	Why --- My expectations they are low But you're the sun you make them grow <cite>Touch posted [p:979673162] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Why </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 04/01/24 9:02:40 AM #2:	I feel it can be both a blessing and a curse. --- http://imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:979673168] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>I feel it can be both a blessing and a curse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/01/24 9:02:51 AM #3:	Because it is WOKE! --- Bees <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:979673171] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Because it is WOKE! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 04/01/24 9:04:45 AM #4:	Coffee has certain acids in it that create/boost the hormone gastrin (I think is what it's called?). This hormone makes your bowls move involuntarily, thus making bowel movements easier. EDIT: Google seems to tell me this is true. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:979673193] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Coffee has certain acids in it that create/boost the hormone gastrin (I think is what it's called?). This hormone makes your bowls move involuntarily, thus making bowel movements easier.EDIT: Google seems to tell me this is true. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 04/01/24 9:24:17 AM #5:	Your mouth likes the taste of coffee, but your booty doesn't. --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:979673373] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Your mouth likes the taste of coffee, but your booty doesn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 04/01/24 9:25:07 AM #6:	party_animal07 posted... Your mouth likes the taste of coffee, but your booty doesn't. How do you know --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:979673379] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>party_animal07 posted... </cite><quote>Your mouth likes the taste of coffee, but your booty doesn't.</quote>How do you know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 04/01/24 9:25:23 AM #7:	90% of it is because of circadian rhythm. The time one has been awake long enough to poo is about the same time one's been awake long enough to wake up and have a cuppa Joe --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:979673381] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>90% of it is because of circadian rhythm. The time one has been awake long enough to poo is about the same time one's been awake long enough to wake up and have a cuppa Joe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 04/01/24 9:26:45 AM #8:	Xenogears15 posted... How do you know Because your booty throws up when you drink coffee. Duh. --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:979673397] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears15 posted... </cite><quote>How do you know</quote>Because your booty throws up when you drink coffee. Duh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyborgSage00x0 04/01/24 9:28:13 AM #9:	Apparently this only affects like 25% of the population. I am one of them. --- PotD's resident Film Expert. <cite>CyborgSage00x0 posted [p:979673404] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Apparently this only affects like 25% of the population. I am one of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 04/01/24 9:28:48 AM #10:	i heard coffee with cinnamon makes a good laxative. another good reason for me to keep drinking it this way... >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:979673412] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>i heard coffee with cinnamon makes a good laxative.another good reason for me to keep drinking it this way... >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 04/01/24 9:30:47 AM #11:	CyborgSage00x0 posted... Apparently this only affects like 25% of the population. I am one of them. Same. I pooped this morning already and then drank coffee. 10-15 min later had to hold on to my butt running to the toilet --- My expectations they are low But you're the sun you make them grow <cite>Touch posted [p:979673430] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>CyborgSage00x0 posted... </cite><quote>Apparently this only affects like 25% of the population. I am one of them.</quote>Same. I pooped this morning already and then drank coffee. 10-15 min later had to hold on to my butt running to the toilet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 04/01/24 9:45:26 AM #12:	Touch posted... Same. I pooped this morning already and then drank coffee. 10-15 min later had to hold on to my butt running to the toilet It's not that bad for me. I like to have a good poop before I go to work and coffee helps things along. --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:979673585] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite><quote>Same. I pooped this morning already and then drank coffee. 10-15 min later had to hold on to my butt running to the toilet</quote>It's not that bad for me. I like to have a good poop before I go to work and coffee helps things along. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LoveLikeJazz 04/01/24 11:02:42 AM #13:	It's a combination of caffeine (which stimulates your bowels) and mentally knowing "now is the time I usually go". Also of course if your body is used to going at that time it will naturally be ready to. I'm an evening pooper. I go every day at roughly 5:30pm, after I get home from work and take my pre-workout (which has 200mg of caffeine, or about 2 cups of coffee). I don't feel I have to go at all until I get home, and then all of a sudden my tummy's bubblin'. --- PSN: LoveLikeJazz https://soundcloud.com/pacuta <cite>LoveLikeJazz posted [p:979674524] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>It's a combination of caffeine (which stimulates your bowels) and mentally knowing "now is the time I usually go". Also of course if your body is used to going at that time it will naturally be ready to.I'm an evening pooper. I go every day at roughly 5:30pm, after I get home from work and take my pre-workout (which has 200mg of caffeine, or about 2 cups of coffee). I don't feel I have to go at all until I get home, and then all of a sudden my tummy's bubblin'. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 04/01/24 11:07:49 AM #14:	To be fair, anything you consume makes poo --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:979674588] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>To be fair, anything you consume makes poo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 04/01/24 11:22:06 AM #15:	LoveLikeJazz posted... I'm an evening pooper. I go every day at roughly 5:30pm, after I get home from work and take my pre-workout (which has 200mg of caffeine, or about 2 cups of coffee). I don't feel I have to go at all until I get home, and then all of a sudden my tummy's bubblin'. Do you have any sort of coffee or caffeine in the morning? --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:979674777] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>LoveLikeJazz posted...</cite><quote>I'm an evening pooper. I go every day at roughly 5:30pm, after I get home from work and take my pre-workout (which has 200mg of caffeine, or about 2 cups of coffee). I don't feel I have to go at all until I get home, and then all of a sudden my tummy's bubblin'.</quote>Do you have any sort of coffee or caffeine in the morning? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 04/01/24 11:30:00 AM #16:	Kurt_Russel posted... To be fair, anything you consume makes poo Yeah but this is like turbo poo --- My expectations they are low But you're the sun you make them grow <cite>Touch posted [p:979674869] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Kurt_Russel posted... </cite><quote>To be fair, anything you consume makes poo</quote>Yeah but this is like turbo poo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LoveLikeJazz 04/01/24 11:32:42 AM #17:	philsov posted... Do you have any sort of coffee or caffeine in the morning? No caffeine any time any day except for at 5:15pm ish. --- PSN: LoveLikeJazz https://soundcloud.com/pacuta <cite>LoveLikeJazz posted [p:979674910] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>philsov posted... </cite><quote>Do you have any sort of coffee or caffeine in the morning?</quote>No caffeine any time any day except for at 5:15pm ish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bIuerain 04/02/24 2:34:59 PM #18:	Caffeine is a stimulant. This includes stimulating your metabolism. --- "Log off" is legit the best advice you can give someone in today's world - TheFuzz3451 <cite>bIuerain posted [p:979695329] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Caffeine is a stimulant. This includes stimulating your metabolism. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 04/02/24 2:39:24 PM #19:	Because water collects mold and nasty bacteria as it makes its way through the coffee maker so you're ingesting all the stuff that irritates your digestive system. --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:979695381] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>Because water collects mold and nasty bacteria as it makes its way through the coffee maker so you're ingesting all the stuff that irritates your digestive system. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 04/02/24 3:10:30 PM #20:	philsov posted... caffeine in the morning? all day at least till the evening. bad things result if i drink too much of that stuff (keeps me up all night where i cant sleep) all it takes is a motivating video game too. last one was WRC 10 which was recently it was the fog at argansil (fucker is the hardest anniversary event in the game with very little room for error). --- currently playing: WRC 10 (ps4) <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:979695853] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>philsov posted...</cite><quote>caffeine in the morning?</quote>all day at least till the evening. bad things result if i drink too much of that stuff (keeps me up all night where i cant sleep)all it takes is a motivating video game too. last one was WRC 10 which was recently it was the fog at argansil (fucker is the hardest anniversary event in the game with very little room for error). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GetMagnaCarter 04/02/24 3:21:46 PM #21:	why does civet poo make coffee? --- "Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did She die in vain?" <cite>GetMagnaCarter posted [p:979696023] in Why does c... [t:80736129]...</cite> <quote>why does civet poo make coffee? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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