Current Events > Trump Trials General Part 18: The Saga Continues

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littlebro07
05/09/24 6:00:06 PM
#101:


CableZL posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/519e1709.jpg

So again... do his lawyers know what they're doing?

I often wonder if theyre legitimately stupid/incompetent or simply doing what Trump tells them to do because so they can at least be like we tried

Guessing its a bit of both


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Cemith
05/09/24 6:00:06 PM
#102:


Necronmon posted...
Feels like they are really just hoping one of the Jurors will not vote against Trump no matter how bad it gets.

Which, as much as it pisses me off, is quite possible thanks for that one specific fucking juror.

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TheGoldenEel
05/09/24 6:03:09 PM
#103:


littlebro07 posted...
I often wonder if theyre legitimately stupid/incompetent or simply doing what Trump tells them to do because so they can at least be like we tried

Guessing its a bit of both
Seems to be an intentional tactic to purposely not object to certain testimony then try to claim that testimony was grounds for a mistrial

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EPR-radar
05/09/24 6:03:25 PM
#104:


Cemith posted...
Which, as much as it pisses me off, is quite possible thanks for that one specific fucking juror.
Sure, a mistrial because of a stupid fucking Trumpist on the jury would be annoying.

But a mistrial is not a verdict of not guilty.

That means the state can just try the case again to a new jury. I like to imagine Trump's reaction if that were to happen.

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littlebro07
05/09/24 6:04:34 PM
#105:


If its a mistrial Trump and his cult will be screaming COMPLETELY EXONERATED from the rooftops

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Heineken14
05/09/24 6:10:50 PM
#106:


UltimateWing posted...
Its too hilarious how their second attempt at a mistrial failed again. I guess hes going to keep trying that, only to hear Denied! Also, his daily rants before and after court are alway comedy gold.

"Yes, we didn't get first mistrial... but what about second mistrial?"

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RchHomieQuanChi
05/09/24 6:17:02 PM
#107:


littlebro07 posted...
I often wonder if theyre legitimately stupid/incompetent or simply doing what Trump tells them to do because so they can at least be like we tried

Guessing its a bit of both

It definitely stems from them just being plain old mouth-drooling morons, considering you have to be an idiot to take Trump as your client at this point.

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Heineken14
05/09/24 6:18:23 PM
#108:


littlebro07 posted...
If its a mistrial Trump and his cult will be screaming COMPLETELY EXONERATED from the rooftops

And they won't be doing that no matter what?

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EPR-radar
05/09/24 6:19:07 PM
#109:


RchHomieQuanChi posted...
It definitely stems from them just being plain old mouth-drooling morons, considering you have to be an idiot to take Trump as your client at this point.

This. Every Trump lawyer is a grade-A, 100% certified moron. The man is an uncontrollable pain in the ass as a client, he is guilty of everything he is charged with (and much more), and he doesn't even pay his fucking bills.

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RSmit
05/09/24 6:27:54 PM
#110:


EPR-radar posted...
and he doesn't even pay his fucking bills.

Not getting paid is definitely the lesser of two evils between that and getting disbarred.

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Cemith
05/09/24 6:28:39 PM
#111:


Heineken14 posted...
And they won't be doing that no matter what?

Yeah they'll claim he's innocent even after his behind bars () convicted.

I get what he's saying though.

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darkace77450
05/09/24 6:30:30 PM
#112:


RSmit posted...
Not getting paid is definitely the lesser of two evils between that and getting disbarred.

Rudy Giuliani: Why not both?
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CableZL
05/09/24 6:36:20 PM
#113:


https://twitter.com/sfoguj/status/1788695897414443426?s=46

I actually forgot hes still in prison

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mystic_belmont
05/09/24 6:42:17 PM
#114:


CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/sfoguj/status/1788695897414443426?s=46

I actually forgot hes still in prison

Maybe they'll give him an even longer sentence.

BTW, what job did they give him?

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Cynyn
05/09/24 6:42:48 PM
#115:


I couldnt post earlier since I was at work but GOTDAMN she spanked his ass with a rolled up magazine then and did it again today. Theres probably a cold McDonalds burger getting thrown at the wall tonight.

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BewmHedshot
05/09/24 6:59:01 PM
#116:


CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/sfoguj/status/1788695897414443426?s=46

I actually forgot hes still in prison
Spoiled douchebag finds out going to prison is inconvenient, lol.

CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1788578935954907553

Trump's lawyers find a way to get dunked on in damn near every case.
Good lord this lady is possibly even worse than Drumpf's main counsel.
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AlCalavicci
05/09/24 7:09:31 PM
#117:


CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/sfoguj/status/1788695897414443426?s=46

I actually forgot hes still in prison

The rich and powerful think they can just "request to be released from prison" because "they want to". Forget serving time for a crime they committed. If this gets entertained in any which way, it just further cements how much of a joke our "justice" system is.

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divot1338
05/09/24 7:10:10 PM
#118:


BewmHedshot posted...
Spoiled douchebag finds out going to prison is inconvenient, lol.

Good lord this lady is possibly even worse than Drumpf's main counsel.
Literally this is the kind of thing a defense attorney would never do under any circumstance. Theyll do it if you pay them, but this all Donnie.

There are states where they dont even allow you to redirect its such a waste of time.

Basically all of the personal shit is what happens when the client directs the lawyer to attack the witness. The prosecution knew he couldnt resist so now they can bring in all kinds of testimony they just fought to get excluded.

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ClayGuida
05/09/24 10:23:19 PM
#120:


darkace77450 posted...
I'm saying Stormy Daniels testimony is completely irrelevant to Trump's efforts to hide the affair from the public.
Trump claims it didn't happen. She proves it did.

Trump can definitely testify if he wants to disprove it.

I watched a Law and Order once where they forced a defendant to show his dick after he nearly raped Olivia Benson when she gave a detailed description of his penis.

If Trump wants to go down that road to prove he didn't have sex with Stormy, I'm all fucking for it.

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Cemith
05/09/24 10:26:39 PM
#121:


ClayGuida posted...
Trump claims it didn't happen. She proves it did.

In an... enviable amount of details. Most of which I'll be unable to purge from my mind.

Worth it? I hope so.

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Anteaterking
05/09/24 10:47:28 PM
#122:


ClayGuida posted...
when she gave a detailed description of his penis.

I don't even think I could give a detailed description of my own.

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toreysback
05/09/24 10:49:24 PM
#123:


Anteaterking posted...
I don't even think I could give a detailed description of my own.

lol i would be like "it kinda looks like a penis, and is sorta penis shaped"

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Kradek
05/09/24 10:50:20 PM
#124:


Anteaterking posted...
I don't even think I could give a detailed description of my own.

"You ever seen a penis before? Well it sorta looks like that"

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Zikten
05/09/24 10:53:23 PM
#125:


She says his looks like Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom

Though the judge probably won't know what Toad looks like. They need to get some millenials or Zoomers in court to confirm it looks like Toad
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divot1338
05/09/24 11:58:12 PM
#126:


Kradek posted...
"You ever seen a penis before? Well it sorta looks like that"
only smaller.

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Thompson
05/10/24 3:57:31 AM
#127:


Zikten posted...
She says his looks like Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom
That is some burn; Toad's a very short character.

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texanfan27
05/10/24 9:31:44 AM
#128:


Thompson posted...
That is some burn; Toad's a very short character.

so does this mean trump shrills like toad during sex?

Lord that a horrible mental image and Im sorry about that

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jefffan
05/10/24 9:46:24 AM
#129:


Looks like Cohen is testifying Monday.

No way Trump makes it through that without an outburst.

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littlebro07
05/10/24 9:56:13 AM
#130:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d8b9d1ab.jpg

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CableZL
05/10/24 10:14:49 AM
#131:


https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1788935301060075674

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Kaldrenthebold
05/10/24 10:28:37 AM
#132:


CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1788935301060075674

Get fucked, but I would prefer much more of a fucking for him.

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BewmHedshot
05/10/24 11:26:00 AM
#133:


Trump's stuck pouting in a court room, happy Friday!
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CableZL
05/10/24 11:38:32 AM
#134:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/961342b2.jpg

Trump's lawyer said in opening arguments that they would prove it wasn't a reimbursement

Sooooo uhhhhhhh....

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RchHomieQuanChi
05/10/24 11:48:52 AM
#135:


Trump is the worst client of all time

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TomClark
05/10/24 12:00:54 PM
#136:


"Your Honour, we would like to block the state from entering into evidence the tweet where our client confessed to the crime..."


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Cartoon_Quoter
05/10/24 12:00:57 PM
#137:


"Objection! That evidence makes my client look guilty. It's not fair, and I move for a mistrial."

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nocturnal_traveler
05/10/24 12:02:10 PM
#138:


How can any lawyer still defend Trump and feel secure in getting paid and/or have a future career?

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mystic_belmont
05/10/24 12:16:24 PM
#139:


TomClark posted...
"Your Honour, we would like to block the state from entering into evidence the tweet where our client confessed to the crime..."
Which in their opening statement they contradicted the evidence just put forth.

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AlCalavicci
05/10/24 12:17:35 PM
#140:


CableZL posted...
Trump's lawyer said in opening arguments that they would prove it wasn't a reimbursement

Sooooo uhhhhhhh....

there's a trump tweet for everything

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electricbugs2
05/10/24 12:18:20 PM
#141:


nocturnal_traveler posted...
How can any lawyer still defend Trump and feel secure in getting paid and/or have a future career?
Because when Trump becomes president again in November theyll get cushy jobs in the regime.

Theyre basically the lawyer equivalent of that pink dress news anchor from North Korea.

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TomClark
05/10/24 12:19:30 PM
#142:


electricbugs2 posted...
Because when Trump becomes president again in November theyll get cushy jobs in the regime.

Bold of them to assume Trump will even remember their name by the Autumn.


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ThePieReborn
05/10/24 12:19:49 PM
#143:


Yum, statements by a party opponent. The best kind of statements.

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ClayGuida
05/10/24 12:19:54 PM
#144:


nocturnal_traveler posted...
How can any lawyer still defend Trump and feel secure in getting paid and/or have a future career?
Eh, the RNC is vowing to pay all his legal bills, so they're getting paid.

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StarFighters76
05/10/24 12:23:34 PM
#145:


texanfan27 posted...
so does this mean trump shrills like toad during sex?

Lord that a horrible mental image and Im sorry about that

And suddenly Egoraptor's Toad impression has entered the room.

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05/10/24 12:30:08 PM
#146:


Cartoon_Quoter posted...
"Objection! That evidence makes my client look guilty. It's not fair, and I move for a mistrial."

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blacklabelice
05/10/24 12:33:01 PM
#147:


https://twitter.com/BlackKnight10k/status/1788715788460867968

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dummy420
05/10/24 12:33:25 PM
#148:


nocturnal_traveler posted...
How can any lawyer still defend Trump and feel secure in getting paid and/or have a future career?
They knew exactly what they were signing up for at this point.

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mystic_belmont
05/10/24 12:33:59 PM
#149:


blacklabelice posted...
https://twitter.com/BlackKnight10k/status/1788715788460867968

Trump's lawyers are trying to use Daniels taunting Trump to argue for a mistrial. It'll fail, again.

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UltimateWing
05/10/24 12:36:08 PM
#150:


jefffan posted...
Looks like Cohen is testifying Monday.

No way Trump makes it through that without an outburst.

Yeah. He was cursing during part of Stormys testimony and the judge noticed. Cant wait to hear his next outburst in court.


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