Poll of the Day > Going for a colonoscopy this week

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Far-Queue 05/19/24 7:00:48 PM #1:	What should I hide up there to surprise the doctor? - Results (36 votes) A 10mm socket 5.56% (2 votes) 2 A locket bearing a photo of Boris Yeltsin 2.78% (1 vote) 1 A hard boiled egg 5.56% (2 votes) 2 A Lego miner figure 13.89% (5 votes) 5 Snakes in a can that will spring forth when he opens up me bum 19.44% (7 votes) 7 A small plastic baggie filled with mayonnaise 2.78% (1 vote) 1 A glass eye 8.33% (3 votes) 3 A crisp $100 bill 16.67% (6 votes) 6 A tablespoon of glitter 13.89% (5 votes) 5 Other (comment) 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Wanna make it a fun experience, ya know? Really shake up the doctor's day --- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:980467771] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote> What should I hide up there to surprise the doctor? - Results (36 votes) A 10mm socket 5.56% (2 votes) 2 A locket bearing a photo of Boris Yeltsin 2.78% (1 vote) 1 A hard boiled egg 5.56% (2 votes) 2 A Lego miner figure 13.89% (5 votes) 5 Snakes in a can that will spring forth when he opens up me bum 19.44% (7 votes) 7 A small plastic baggie filled with mayonnaise 2.78% (1 vote) 1 A glass eye 8.33% (3 votes) 3 A crisp $100 bill 16.67% (6 votes) 6 A tablespoon of glitter 13.89% (5 votes) 5 Other (comment) 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form Wanna make it a fun experience, ya know? Really shake up the doctor's day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 05/20/24 1:43:30 AM #2:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOHE1zqEmY <cite>Antbregante posted [p:980471971] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOHE1zqEmY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/20/24 3:05:49 AM #3:	A small Large Hadron Collider. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:980472397] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>A small Large Hadron Collider. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 05/20/24 3:37:39 AM #4:	In all seriousness I hope it goes well. I know three guys that I served with that all came down with colon cancer, and one guy died last December at 40. I guess its hitting younger guys more and more. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:980472543] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>In all seriousness I hope it goes well. I know three guys that I served with that all came down with colon cancer, and one guy died last December at 40. I guess its hitting younger guys more and more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 05/20/24 4:00:56 AM #5:	A picture of Nickelback. Also, bring your own mp3 or whatever so you kan play the appropriate music. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:980472663] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>A picture of Nickelback. Also, bring your own mp3 or whatever so you kan play the appropriate music. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/20/24 7:23:33 AM #6:	Either -Snakes in a can that will spring forth when he opens up me bum -A small plastic baggie filled with mayonnaise Or -A tablespoon of glitter But for extra credit, you can make each snake holding a small baggie of mayonnaise, and glitter comes out after all the snake are done --- Currently Playing - Ghostwire: Tokyo (PS5) Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm the LinkPizza you'll see around <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:980473502] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Either-Snakes in a can that will spring forth when he opens up me bum-A small plastic baggie filled with mayonnaiseOr-A tablespoon of glitterBut for extra credit, you can make each snake holding a small baggie of mayonnaise, and glitter comes out after all the snake are done </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myghostisdead 05/20/24 7:24:15 AM #7:	Good luck. I've had two. The prep is the hard part. --- "Mom, was I in a wreck?" <cite>myghostisdead posted [p:980473508] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Good luck. I've had two. The prep is the hard part. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 05/20/24 10:15:57 AM #8:	I thought your gape was too large to hide stuff without it falling out?? --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:980474904] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>I thought your gape was too large to hide stuff without it falling out?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/20/24 10:43:50 AM #9:	A large Small Hadron Collider <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:980475185] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>A large Small Hadron Collider</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 05/20/24 12:09:39 PM #10:	Cacciato posted... In all seriousness I hope it goes well. I know three guys that I served with that all came down with colon cancer, and one guy died last December at 40. I guess its hitting younger guys more and more. Thanks dude I'm not nervous but yeah I've heard the statistics. It's hitting younger women more too I guess --- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:980476166] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Cacciato posted... </cite><quote>In all seriousness I hope it goes well. I know three guys that I served with that all came down with colon cancer, and one guy died last December at 40. I guess its hitting younger guys more and more.</quote>Thanks dude I'm not nervous but yeah I've heard the statistics. It's hitting younger women more too I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/20/24 12:12:19 PM #11:	It's all the microplastics in our blood I'll tell u hwat <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:980476200] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>It's all the microplastics in our blood I'll tell u hwat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Incurso91 05/20/24 6:35:31 PM #12:	Something Duke Nukem. https://youtu.be/_EgNN57TsAI?t=87 <cite>Incurso91 posted [p:980481133] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Something Duke Nukem.https://youtu.be/_EgNN57TsAI?t=87</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 05/20/24 6:42:55 PM #13:	I think it's the increasingly sedentary lifestyles people are living but I've also heard of seemingly healthy young people getting it. Scary shit <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:980481238] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>I think it's the increasingly sedentary lifestyles people are living but I've also heard of seemingly healthy young people getting it. Scary shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/20/24 9:12:21 PM #14:	Jen0125 posted... A large Small Hadron Collider How dare you --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:980483396] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>A large Small Hadron Collider</quote>How dare you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/20/24 9:18:37 PM #15:	Sarcasthma posted... How dare you <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:980483503] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Sarcasthma posted... </cite><quote>How dare you </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 05/24/24 10:16:06 AM #16:	Been prepping my butthole with laxatives and my son came into the bathroom and looked in the toilet and said it looked like dirty root beer --- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:980536189] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Been prepping my butthole with laxatives and my son came into the bathroom and looked in the toilet and said it looked like dirty root beer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 05/24/24 1:38:31 PM #17:	Far-Queue posted... Been prepping my butthole with laxatives and my son came into the bathroom and looked in the toilet and said it looked like dirty root beer They said I couldn't eat any solid food the day before the test, but I could have jello, just not any flavor with red food coloring. So I had blue raspberry jello and lemon jello. When I started taking the laxatives, it came out the most amazing fluorescent green. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:980539022] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite><quote>Been prepping my butthole with laxatives and my son came into the bathroom and looked in the toilet and said it looked like dirty root beer </quote>They said I couldn't eat any solid food the day before the test, but I could have jello, just not any flavor with red food coloring. So I had blue raspberry jello and lemon jello.When I started taking the laxatives, it came out the most amazing fluorescent green. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 05/24/24 6:51:26 PM #18:	Clean bill of colonic health --- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:980543284] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Clean bill of colonic health </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/24/24 6:52:05 PM #19:	Hell yeah your shitter is A+ <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:980543290] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah your shitter is A+</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 05/24/24 7:06:07 PM #20:	Clean enough to eat off of according to the fellas at the truck stop --- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:980543469] in Going for ... [t:80772482]...</cite> <quote>Clean enough to eat off of according to the fellas at the truck stop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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