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Cotton_Eye_Joe 10/10/25 2:13:21 PM #1:	Do a 360 and walk away? --- Starfield is a 7/10. Get over it. <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:986685555] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Do a 360 and walk away?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/10/25 2:14:37 PM #2:	Id be really polite and gracious and look for a way to exit quietly, because I know better than to make enemies with the world's pettiest billionaire --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:986685565] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Id be really polite and gracious and look for a way to exit quietly, because I know better than to make enemies with the world's pettiest billionaire </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/10/25 2:14:40 PM #3:	I'd write a folk song! --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:986685566] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>I'd write a folk song!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kind9 10/10/25 2:15:12 PM #4:	I think I would happily tell him to go and fuck himself. <cite>kind9 posted [p:986685573] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>I think I would happily tell him to go and fuck himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 10/10/25 2:15:15 PM #5:	ask him to leave my room. --- Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:986685574] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>ask him to leave my room.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephirothe 10/10/25 2:16:17 PM #6:	Tell him to go choke on a dick and then probably a slew of follow-up insults about his small hands and balding head 1st Amendment --- "It would imply the regeneration of mankind, if they were to become elevated enough to truly worship sticks and stones" - Henry David Thoreau <cite>Sephirothe posted [p:986685586] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Tell him to go choke on a dick and then probably a slew of follow-up insults about his small hands and balding head1st Amendment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phanir 10/10/25 2:16:32 PM #7:	Immediately realize what that smell is. --- DFFOO ID: 801834319 <cite>Phanir posted [p:986685589] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Immediately realize what that smell is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMarbles 10/10/25 2:17:18 PM #9:	Take a big runny dump, then offer him a free lunch. --- Currently playing: Tales of Graces f (Switch) The bigger the bird, the sweeter the curd. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:986685599] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Take a big runny dump, then offer him a free lunch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 10/10/25 2:17:42 PM #10:	I don't know. --- CyricZ He/him http://twitch.tv/cyricz42 <cite>CyricZ posted [p:986685604] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>I don't know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asdf8562 10/10/25 2:20:28 PM #11:	pinky0926 posted... Id be really polite and gracious and look for a way to exit quietly, because I know better than to make enemies with the world's pettiest billionaire This. Theres nothing to gain in doing some performative fu gesture to him. Although tbqh, Id avoid as much as possible ever being put in a situation for him to be in front of me to begin with. <cite>asdf8562 posted [p:986685626] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite><quote>Id be really polite and gracious and look for a way to exit quietly, because I know better than to make enemies with the world's pettiest billionaire</quote>This.Theres nothing to gain in doing some performative fu gesture to him.Although tbqh, Id avoid as much as possible ever being put in a situation for him to be in front of me to begin with.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mechu 10/10/25 2:20:40 PM #12:	pinky0926 posted... Id be really polite and gracious and look for a way to exit quietly, because I know better than to make enemies with the world's pettiest billionaire https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8e978d8c.jpg <cite>Mechu posted [p:986685627] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite><quote>Id be really polite and gracious and look for a way to exit quietly, because I know better than to make enemies with the world's pettiest billionaire</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8e978d8c.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/10/25 2:22:27 PM #13:	Punch him and get killed by secret service. It was worth it. --- "So this is how liberty dies, with Thunderous applause." Padme Amidala <cite>creativerealms posted [p:986685644] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Punch him and get killed by secret service. It was worth it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CobraGT 10/10/25 2:22:51 PM #14:	I believe in solutions \| not petty revenge. --- GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4 <cite>CobraGT posted [p:986685648] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>I believe in solutions \| not petty revenge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 10/10/25 2:25:18 PM #15:	kind9 posted... I think I would happily tell him to go and fuck himself. This. Along with a middle finger. --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:986685670] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>kind9 posted... </cite><quote>I think I would happily tell him to go and fuck himself.</quote>This. Along with a middle finger.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 10/10/25 2:27:13 PM #16:	Something that I'm sure I'd regret afterward. --- "Cynic, n. - A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be." - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:986685688] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Something that I'm sure I'd regret afterward.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaikyoStyle 10/10/25 2:31:34 PM #17:	Cover my nose due to the stench of cheap bronzer and shit-crusted diapers. --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Vetinari 2028. Make Ankh-Morpork Great Again! <cite>SaikyoStyle posted [p:986685734] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Cover my nose due to the stench of cheap bronzer and shit-crusted diapers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VincentVega 10/10/25 2:31:38 PM #18:	Become a household name. --- "There is no making things right, only better than they were." Kratos from God of War Ragnarok <cite>VincentVega posted [p:986685736] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Become a household name.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 10/10/25 2:37:38 PM #19:	Tell him to get the fuck out, because this house doesn't tolerate temu dictators. Show as little interest as possible to starve his ego. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:986685782] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Tell him to get the fuck out, because this house doesn't tolerate temu dictators.Show as little interest as possible to starve his ego. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NocturneD85 10/10/25 2:47:46 PM #20:	Ask him would he let Steve Austin give him the stone cold stunner ever again --- Itachi Uchiha's Liscense Plate: ULAK H8RED <cite>NocturneD85 posted [p:986685880] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Ask him would he let Steve Austin give him the stone cold stunner ever again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/10/25 2:49:20 PM #21:	Laugh at him for not winning the Nobel peace prize and then ask him how sad he is he doesn't get to rape children anymore with his long time personal friend Jeff Epstein. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:986685903] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Laugh at him for not winning the Nobel peace prize and then ask him how sad he is he doesn't get to rape children anymore with his long time personal friend Jeff Epstein.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deteled 10/10/25 2:52:38 PM #22:	Get tackled by secret security like im at the ten yard line with the football at the super bowl. <cite>Deteled posted [p:986685930] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Get tackled by secret security like im at the ten yard line with the football at the super bowl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamerofNS 10/10/25 2:57:05 PM #23:	Proceed to wish that I had a gun, obviously. <cite>gamerofNS posted [p:986685961] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Proceed to wish that I had a gun, obviously.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joaquintall 10/10/25 4:20:19 PM #24:	Tell him that Putin, Musk, and others are pulling strings, and setting him up to be the fall guy when America ultimately collapses. Continue in that they have manipulated the narrative to make him think that he's doing good things, and he's fallen for it hook line and sinker. Let him know that I believe he's smarter than to fall into their trap, but he needs guidance from an outsider like me... and for the dirt-cheap cost of $5 million/year, retainer of $1 million. With my help, he could be the undisputed greatest president in American history. Either that, or show him some of our finer delicacies like squid and shellfish, oh and also the real way to eat steak, lots and lots of steak, rich butter, never mind those pesky veggies. --- "Luke! Don't Give Into Hate. That Leads To The Dark Side." <cite>joaquintall posted [p:986686698] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Tell him that Putin, Musk, and others are pulling strings, and setting him up to be the fall guy when America ultimately collapses. Continue in that they have manipulated the narrative to make him think that he's doing good things, and he's fallen for it hook line and sinker.Let him know that I believe he's smarter than to fall into their trap, but he needs guidance from an outsider like me... and for the dirt-cheap cost of $5 million/year, retainer of $1 million. With my help, he could be the undisputed greatest president in American history.Either that, or show him some of our finer delicacies like squid and shellfish, oh and also the real way to eat steak, lots and lots of steak, rich butter, never mind those pesky veggies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 10/10/25 4:24:57 PM #25:	Gum gum bazooka --- Sack to crack, going to town <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:986686747] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Gum gum bazooka</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
comicfire 10/10/25 4:26:03 PM #26:	Attack --- She/They, no substitutions~ <cite>comicfire posted [p:986686754] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Attack</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
noisetank 10/10/25 4:26:13 PM #27:	definitely try to fart on him. --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>noisetank posted [p:986686757] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>definitely try to fart on him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 10/10/25 7:52:31 PM #28:	https://youtu.be/8t4pmlHRokg?si=cqlGDbTWgzyO9Zf6 --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:986688692] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/8t4pmlHRokg?si=cqlGDbTWgzyO9Zf6</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/10/25 8:14:11 PM #29:	Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... Do a 360 and walk away? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCF1QdyxhM --- How many millions have you made off of AI? Have you even made enough to quit your job? It's not meant to make you rich, but to make the billionaires richer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:986688852] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... </cite><quote>Do a 360 and walk away?</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCF1QdyxhM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/10/25 8:15:33 PM #30:	Probably open a window. Dude smells like a medical waste dumpster. In Florida. In July. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:986688865] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Probably open a window.Dude smells like a medical waste dumpster.In Florida.In July.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 10/10/25 8:17:04 PM #31:	Lament that I can't projectile vomit at will. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:986688888] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Lament that I can't projectile vomit at will.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthEnvoy 10/10/25 8:19:04 PM #32:	Show him some pictures of Obama with his Nobel Prize. --- I disposed of doubt long ago. This will be a day long remembered. <cite>DarthEnvoy posted [p:986688907] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Show him some pictures of Obama with his Nobel Prize.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trentpac 10/10/25 8:29:55 PM #33:	...Here we go, now! Kick, punch, block. Chop, kick, block. Block, turn, and kick it. Block, duck, punch Duck, duck, turn Jump, kick, chop Punch, punch, punch. --- "I have seen great intolerance shown in support of tolerance."-Samuel Taylor Coleridge <cite>trentpac posted [p:986688995] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>...Here we go, now!Kick, punch, block.Chop, kick, block.Block, turn, and kick it.Block, duck, punchDuck, duck, turnJump, kick, chopPunch, punch, punch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 10/11/25 2:33:32 AM #34:	Im on the toilet so Id be pretty scared actually --- Legend of Legaia is the best game ever Legend of Dragoon is the other best game ever <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:986691372] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Im on the toilet so Id be pretty scared actually </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frosted_Midna 10/11/25 2:39:12 AM #35:	Uppercut him Mortal Kombat style. --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces http://i.imgur.com/N6v5qZx.jpg <cite>Frosted_Midna posted [p:986691396] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Uppercut him Mortal Kombat style.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mad-Dogg 10/11/25 2:44:15 AM #36:	Give him one of those saint charlos from one piece beat downs. Damn the consequences, lmao. https://youtu.be/A-qtkPXwjr8?si=MLGocIxX0wHZhl1s --- GTag:MadDogg730 PSN:lMadDogg NNID:xMadDoggx NS friend code:5313-0564-0819 Go buy cyber shadow like right now. <cite>Mad-Dogg posted [p:986691414] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Give him one of those saint charlos from one piece beat downs. Damn the consequences, lmao.https://youtu.be/A-qtkPXwjr8?si=MLGocIxX0wHZhl1s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 10/11/25 3:04:45 AM #38:	"Really? I'm going to have to be the one to do it? Fine. He's trespassing on my property anyway." --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:986691477] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>"Really? I'm going to have to be the one to do it? Fine. He's trespassing on my property anyway."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 10/11/25 3:10:18 AM #39:	Id ask him what his name was and then say ive never heard of him. Bit hit to the ego. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:986691500] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Id ask him what his name was and then say ive never heard of him. Bit hit to the ego.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 10/11/25 6:33:45 AM #40:	Tell him I challenge Stephen Miller to a no holds barred cage fight at that UFC thing he's doing next year. --- I only appear to be out of line because I am the only one who is in line. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:986692083] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Tell him I challenge Stephen Miller to a no holds barred cage fight at that UFC thing he's doing next year.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AurochSpirit 10/11/25 7:09:40 AM #41:	Ryven posted... Id ask him what his name was and then say ive never heard of him. Bit hit to the ego. Similar to this. Pretend I dont know who he is, ask his name, shake his hand and then say Nice to meet you Mr Rump <cite>AurochSpirit posted [p:986692216] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>Id ask him what his name was and then say ive never heard of him. Bit hit to the ego.</quote>Similar to this. Pretend I dont know who he is, ask his name, shake his hand and then say Nice to meet you Mr Rump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/11/25 7:16:41 AM #42:	Tc trying to get us put on a list --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:986692234] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Tc trying to get us put on a list</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/11/25 7:19:42 AM #43:	UnfairRepresent posted... Tc trying to get us put on a list You don't think we already aren't? --- How many millions have you made off of AI? Have you even made enough to quit your job? It's not meant to make you rich, but to make the billionaires richer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:986692244] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Tc trying to get us put on a list</quote>You don't think we already aren't?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 10/12/25 3:46:39 PM #44:	I'd take a moment to consider all the things I could do that coincide with all the things I'd like to do. Then I'd hit the Random button. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:986705344] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>I'd take a moment to consider all the things I could do that coincide with all the things I'd like to do. Then I'd hit the Random button.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FighterMcWar 10/12/25 3:52:16 PM #45:	Like in my house all of a sudden? Well I am from Texas so that would probably be his last mistake. --- We rode on the winds of the rising storm, We ran to the sounds of the thunder. We danced amongst the lightning bolts, and tore the world asunder. <cite>FighterMcWar posted [p:986705395] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>Like in my house all of a sudden? Well I am from Texas so that would probably be his last mistake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 10/12/25 3:53:12 PM #46:	I refuse to answer hypotheticals with something that will land me in prison. <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:986705401] in What would... [t:81053259]...</cite> <quote>I refuse to answer hypotheticals with something that will land me in prison.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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