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Too long because if it's too short I'd be saying something different. "Kinda short but I like it," "wish it was longer," etc.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
8 Bit Theater
XKCD
Penny Arcade
Cyanide and Happiness

First is just legendary.
Second is iconic and has mainstream culture impact, especially Internet culture.
Third is mandatory, flat out. It got so big there's literally conventions, plural, named after it.
Fourth I feel fits a dark humor that represents our generation at this phase and the next one in theirs.

Honorable mention to mspaint and Homestuck.v
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Android... Probably the oneplus tablet post price drop, in a bang for buck standard.

I'd avoid Amazon fire, pixel tablet, and most Samsung. If price isn't a concern, iPad easily.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Marge Simpson (Simpsons)
Cartman's mom/Liane Cartman (South Park)
Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
Wilma Flintstone (Flintstones)

For some names that are probably not immediately coming to mind because they're all cartoons.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Being Microsoft Gaming instead of Xbox is definitely a sign that it's basically over. But not surprising, they were pushing that brand hard because it's more favorable.

Only fortunate part in this is that both Playstation and Xbox are just glorified PCs at this point so literally nothing changes. Looking forward to the Microsoft Surface Deck, i guess?
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Honestly, just use Brave or something with adblock if on mobile. It has made my Internet experience vastly superior not having to deal with obnoxious ads, especially on news sites.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Olive Garden
Cheesecake Factory
Chili's
IHOP

Didn't pick the last one for quality per se, but because it's pancakes and burgers and that sounds pretty American.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Said no, I'll associate the vanilla game as the product. If outside user content is needed to work then it's a good game engine but not a good game. I can still enjoy it like one after whatever mods but it's always a "good game" with an asterisk, which is different.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Oh we did. They still got like 8 bites a leg, even with spray. Clearly I'm not well versed in how this works but it's something so obnoxious even locals are like wtf, this is way more than we get normally.

Got my flight back then should be back in NYC where my main concern are roaches and mice, both way easier to murder en mass.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Okay so

Puerto Iguaz, and the waterfalls in general? Lovely sight. I don't go crazy about that but it's pretty, even if the water is brown. Nice views, good to see, however...

fuck mosquitoes

I cannot say that enough. Those bloodsucking demons need to go extinct. It's 90 and humid and those bastards are in heaven eating all the humans. Brazilian side's best point? You're so close to the falls that you don't get remotely as many. That's the one major upside there. Did like their side for some pics and being right up close to the falls, though Argentina has a far superior experience and views overall. It's also crippled right now as the best trail is currently closed but should be open in July. We'll see.

But I'm now convinced that if hell exists, it's just full of mosquitoes everywhere.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Labrador Retriever
Golden Retriever
Corgi
Australian Shepherd

Guess I'll be the first to vote for the Aussie.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Nothing wrong with gatekeeping, people who say otherwise have yet to see what happens when you don't. Doesn't mean nobody's allowed, just means there's caution by the locals.

And fuck fandom.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Beef is interesting.
Yeah it's high quality and soft but, at least in Buenos Aires, they don't spice or salt it much if at all. Multiple known and quality restaurants, same issue every time. My understanding is that other regions will change this but for the main city, you probably need to salt it to your liking.

Restaurant pricing, or pricing in general, I'll do with estimates of 1 USD = 1000 Pesos. in the biggest tourist trap, it was 15-20 USD. More local, 10-12.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Arrived safely
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
greengravy294 posted...
Golf With Your Friends

I've shot enough balls into a baboon's ass to know this is a lie
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
The least horny game, now that's a tough one. Pong has paddles, Tetris has the I block, Mario is about a kidnapped princess.

It's gonna be absolutely terrible.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Jeopardy
Wheel of Fortune
Price is Right
Family Feud

First 3 kinda gotta be there. Especially Price, that's such a long running show people's great grandparents have watched it. Like I'd sooner pick it over wheel any day. Family feud is more questionable but yeah, going with longevity.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
More Twitter bobs

Wait that wasn't it.
Paramount twit boobs

Dammit.
Paramore X boops

Close enough.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
KamikazePotato posted...
In case this gets deleted, I respect how it went for the jugular:

That's a good list.
Personally I'm still wondering whether economics counts because it's highly connected to politics.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4b4320df.jpg
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Tips and stories welcome, will have my own as well.

Primarily going to be in Buenos Aires. Might have some extra trips but sticking to the country, so no Uruguay ferry and no travel to Brazil or Paraguay.

Already know Western Union is my friend.
Also know to avoid Rosario fully already. Easy to do.
Will have some milonga recommendations from tango people I know so that should be well covered too.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Extremely political subject...!
The King Wang.
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Plug it
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Almost time
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Yeah, not guilty is the first thought process because it's not that rare to get facts or details wrong; if there's reasonable doubt, then it should be considered that the claimed facts are wrong too.

In general, of course.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Or to simplify, I'd basically call a match where 10% of all brackets and 90% of B8 got right an upset. But a match where 90% of brackets and 10% of B8 get right? That's just us wildly missing the mark and is the furthest thing of one.

Best matches usually have both.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
It's surprising to us but not to them. That's the difference of a contest upset on B8 and one overall, which is what the question is. They didn't "get lucky" with Master Chief, they just read the room better.

I'll give an analogy since I don't think you're getting it. Say someone is specialized in a certain betting contest, like horses or football. They crunch numbers, they make bets, they usually get things right but a few things wrong. If a race or game happens that goes wildly out of scope, they adjust accordingly. For reference this isn't a pure hypothetical, people like this exist. Now make a board full of them. What they get right or wrong is not what an upset is in that respective sport, what determines the upset is the people in the overall pool. That includes the casuals. B8 is good at predicting the right 3:1 odds winners. That doesn't mean we're right and sometimes what we think is 3 to 1 is actually the opposite.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
It's an outlier yeah but most people had him move on. He was the favorite and performed like it, 3 rounds in and over half the brackets still had him in it, the 4th barely dropped to under half. It surprised B8 but not a contest upset when most people had him advancing. That's just B8 being wrong.

The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Chief's successful run doesn't feel like much of an upset, that's what make his losses so good.
The King Wang.
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Yeah uh... "Tax hacks" feels like the kinda thing you'd get into serious trouble for if caught. If you ain't rich enough to have built in hacks, you're poor enough that it'll fuck you up.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Frog was slightly favored on B8 but a huge bracket buster. But I'd consider any bracket buster an upset, regardless of our opinions.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Frog > Master Chief
Knuckles > Magus
Vivi > Mario > Ganondorf
Master Hand > Kuja

I particularly love the last two being viewed together for maximum hilarity. FF9 can be a Nintendo killer or lose to a Nintendo glove.

And Frog over Chief needs some love for being such a good upset with a 7 vote difference. That too is nice to have paired up with Knuckles stomping on his rival in a B8 upset.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Vagrant Story maybe?

The King Wang.
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Justice...!
The King Wang.
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I didn't even vote for him, don't think he deserves it. But don't see what logic is being used to DQ him when Ledger's Joker was explicitly an example of where the line is, and Thanos is well past it. Basically fair for him to lose due to not having enough votes, not fair to DQ.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Man, if Thanos doesn't count somehow despite all the differences between character, motivation, scope, then I really don't get how Joker does. One's a completely different person, the other takes the darker characteristics which already existed, especially in Arkham Asylum and Midnight. The personality he acted actually existed in the comics already, whereas Thanos' personality in MCU is pretty much made up.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Thanos in the comics was basically a dude super upset that a skeleton with breasts was ignoring him so he got the infinity gauntlet to impress her, only to find there was nothing he could do and him becoming more powerful didn't matter. Death just plain didn't want to get into a romantic relationship with him and was into Deadpool instead. Killing half the universe was an attempted tribute to show off, the equivalent of a guy buying a girl a new house to impress, but alas, the girl here wanted a cancer ridden jokester who'd show up from time to time. Probably the biggest act of direct rage he had was making sure Deadpool would be immortal, just so that relationship could never happen.

Basically comics Thanos got cucked by Ryan Reynolds so hard the universe exploded.

So it's impressive what MCU did to his character!
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
bryans7 posted...
Change Thanos to Terminator, sorry I should've read the rules closer.

Movie Thanos and comics Thanos are pretty different honestly. Motivation and personality were basically made up for the MCU, comics version was just trying to bang death. No whole wanting balance or anything like that. Gems were also way, way more powerful. There's some story beats taken but it's largely original and there should be no problem with that version by the rules.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
That's a good one. 3rd:

Dr Evil

One million dollars was a huge joke and people still get the reference. All these extra names are basically why I can't consider Joker really, that's one movie versus long running series that were huge. Or in the case of the Witch, just dwarfs everything and had new media created based on her (Wicked), along with laws unique to the circumstances.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
KamikazePotato posted...
If you asked 100 people on the street to name Palpatine, I'd estimate maybe 15 could, while 80 could probably name Darth Vader.

I mean I agree but I'm going for who's the bigger villain not who's better known. He somehow made his way into a trilogy he had no right to be in. Other picks I'd probably go with more popularity but for Star Wars I figured going with the villain they keep bringing back and the villain in most of the medium over the one best known. Jason, Jigsaw, Freddy, Chuckie all can be good picks to horror; Godzilla was mentioned and is an interesting idea if he counts, so popularity exists elsewhere.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Wicked Witch of the West

Only must have imo.
From there many questions. I don't think Heath's Joker is nearly enough, there's so many more villains in so many more series. Do have a second pick though:

Palpetine

Yeah him over Vader because he's been a villain in every generation and THE villain that made Vader canonically. There before, during, and after. He's the big baddie.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Yeah I remember hearing that. Tax software has been such a racket that I'm not surprised they'd rather pay the fine over do what they were supposed to do
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Super Mario World
Donkey Kong Country
Super Metroid
Chrono Trigger

Looks like we're mostly arguing between 6 to 8 games and all are pretty valid. I go with this because SMW is remarkable as a success and to pushing the SNES into homes, DKC was a huge deal and also pushed platformers forward, Super Metroid created an entire new genre of gaming that is named after this game, and finally CT is a case of legacy. It's not a commercial success relative to the console but it's one of the biggest games that stands out from it in every discussion, its soundtrack is still considered one of the best ever, and it is just plain one of the best examples of a near perfect RPG. Basically, it's here due to acclaim. Which technically is what I think puts Super Metroid over SF2.
The King Wang.
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I mean Uncharted 1 was basically Tomb Raider.
The King Wang.
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros.
Goldeneye 007

Smash over Kart basically.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
lordjers posted...
DMC is great but GoW is the one that really took off as a franchise, plus when you think of Sony consoles, Kratos is more associated with it rather than Dante.

If this was the PS4 I'd agree but the PS2 not so much.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Kingdom Hearts vs FFX is pretty fair. It was a Disney game by Square which was pretty huge by itself, then it was an FF crossover game before that became a thing. I'd still give the nod to FFX though, as people do still respect and care about it as opposed to going "yeah the first sucks on both gameplay and level design, the story is still but not a total mess yet, but the idea is cool and music is good." Even at the time, that was the opinion.

Meanwhile FFX was popular enough to get a sequel that made everyone go wtf I'm playing dress up, this is disasterific. Then continue to secretly enjoy it and the songs.

The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Metal Gear Solid 2
Grand Theft Auto 3
Gran Turismo 3

Amusingly despite being such a stacked console those 3 feel like they have to be locks. All 3 made some revolutionary moments in gaming whether it's visuals, gameplay, storytelling, and mainstream value. Unsure for a 4th. Devil May Cry has the influence for creating a genre but not the longevity as a game; God of War has influence for a series but its breakout honestly is something for the PS4 reboot not here; RE4 is sooner thought about on the GameCube. Ultimately going with:

Final Fantasy X

It was a visual spectacule at the time in a way few games could do, it was popular enough to get a sequel in a series that never had them, and its lasting legacy as a game is still intact, considered one of the best RPGs of all time, on a system known for having some of the best RPGs. It's not FF7 but is probably 2nd to it in terms of blowing people away and maintaining high amount of love years later.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
4.0 Aftershock followed that lasted like half the time.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Oh I'm in a similar boat as you, had FF in there initially for that reason. Especially as there's a heavy regional limit to DQ3 being a success and we aren't talking significant number of years difference for anything - it's all a constant trickle. Add in that DQ3 is exclusively cared about on the NES and it's limited there but at the same time this is about the NES. To gaming as a whole, FF1 is definitely more important as without it, you don't have Square. But to that console, I'll edge out DQ3.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
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