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Topic$5,000,000 but Trump now owns a giant robot.
masterpug53
05/17/24 3:52:01 PM
#10
Depends. Is it merely big enough to seriously injure him when it gets tired of his irrational bullshit and turns on him, or is it big enough to squash him like a bug when it gets tired of his irrational bullshit and turns on him?

Upon retrospect, I think I'll take the money either way.

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TopicLA becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms
masterpug53
05/17/24 2:07:48 PM
#40
New challenge: the Ten Commandments can be displayed in public schools / government buildings so long as the people who pushed for them can regularly abide by no fewer than 8 out of 10 in their own personal and professional lives.

Spoiler: They automatically break the first two by worshipping Trump. Better hope they can get through the day without telling a lie!

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TopicPost Simpsons jokes
masterpug53
05/17/24 2:02:08 PM
#69
"Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!"

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TopicLauren Boebert Ridiculed For Attending Trump's Trial, But Not Her Son's
masterpug53
05/17/24 1:44:32 PM
#22
I look forward to her going the way of Madison "Who?" Cawthorn.

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TopicPost Simpsons jokes
masterpug53
05/17/24 1:22:36 PM
#63
HylianFox posted...
Maybe if I used my least-nagging voice... "HoMER", "HOmer", "Homerrrr" that's the one!

You dragged me all the way from work for that?!

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TopicPost Simpsons jokes
masterpug53
05/17/24 1:01:50 PM
#57
Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy somethin'!

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TopicAOC and MTG fight in Congress
masterpug53
05/17/24 12:34:50 PM
#20
CableZL posted...
It's quite rich for MTG to insult anyone's intelligence. She struggles to read large numbers and thinks people who have solar panels on their homes don't have working electricity at night.

No matter how heated I'd be in the moment or dedicated to maintaining decorum, if I was in an argument with Large Marge and she flat-out stated that anyone in the room was of lower intelligence than her, I would laugh my silly little ass off for five minutes straight.

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Topic$40 million but Cazadors from Fallout New Vegas become real
masterpug53
05/17/24 12:16:17 PM
#3
Not for all the tea in China. I'd rather have giant spiders irl over cazadores.

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TopicIn games with equippable gear do you care more about stats or looking cool?
masterpug53
05/17/24 12:02:36 PM
#29
Fashion, unless the stat boosts are absolutely necessary for a winning edge.

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TopicIs Rude from FF7 black?
masterpug53
05/17/24 11:58:38 AM
#36
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Fun fact, Rude will not attack Tifa in the boss fights if everyone is alive. If she's the only target left, he'll sometimes not attack her (and will display a "..............." message) and sometimes will.

Does Rebirth keep the scene where you overhear Reno and Rude talking about which girls in the party they have a crush on?

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TopicAriana "Grande"
masterpug53
05/17/24 10:33:53 AM
#5
Taylor "Swift"

>generally moves at average humanoid speeds

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Topici hadn't seen Terminator 2 in about 15 years. watched it last night
masterpug53
05/17/24 10:25:22 AM
#8
Heineken14 posted...
Speaking of that. One of those things that once it was pointed out I can never NOT unsee it. There's a point during that helicopter chase scene where the T-1000 is reloading/shooting his gun and he has extra arms still flying the helicopter while his "main" ones are doing the work with the gun.

*looks up clip*

Damn, I never noticed that, good find! I wonder why the didn't focus on it more? Maybe they thought it would look too hokey and just kept it as a blink-and-you'll-miss-it detail.

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Topici hadn't seen Terminator 2 in about 15 years. watched it last night
masterpug53
05/17/24 9:59:53 AM
#2
The stuntwork in particular is fantastic, notably some of those helicopter maneuvers in the final highway chase; not something I noticed as a kid, but as an adult I was like "how in the hell did that pilot do that without chopping himself and everyone else to bits?"

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TopicGreg Abbott Begs Joe Biden for Aid Due to Texas Storms
masterpug53
05/17/24 9:42:59 AM
#79
True to form, half of CE thinks the textbook definition of revenge is appropriate federal policy. Only their vengeance wouldn't actually hurt the people they want it to hurt.

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TopicGreg Abbott Begs Joe Biden for Aid Due to Texas Storms
masterpug53
05/16/24 4:37:40 PM
#21
It's very easy for CE to tell the 30-49% of people who don't support the corrupt / incompetent sitting government of their particular state that they should go fuck themselves in times of crisis.

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TopicRemember that Castlevania SotN bonus track when you put it in a CD player?
masterpug53
05/16/24 4:31:00 PM
#4
Seaman_Prime posted...
Man, Robert Belgrade has such a great voice

But you probably won't listen to him anyway, will you?

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TopicSafety and trust!
masterpug53
05/16/24 3:39:14 PM
#4
Safety and trust, shadows and dust.

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TopicWho is the best Fallout series major villain?
masterpug53
05/16/24 3:08:02 PM
#15
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Oh I know, I just haven't owned a PC since my laptop died over ten years ago (shortly after I started playing FO2 and was just starting to get over the learning curve, incidentally). I know there's programs you can use to game on Mac, I just haven't been arsed to look into them.

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TopicWho is the best Fallout series major villain?
masterpug53
05/16/24 2:37:20 PM
#6
Caesar was probably the major turning point on my first playthrough of NV that changed my opinion from "this is nice, but pretty much just more of FO3" to "hey, this game is really well-written!"

Still, I wish I'd played FO 1 and 2 long enough to have a firsthand opinion on The Master and Frank, instead of just wikis and Youtube reviews.

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TopicYour reaction: Trump Chooses MTG as running mate
masterpug53
05/16/24 1:59:55 PM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQwPeHctfw8

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TopicWhat the fuck is a Monday to Friday plane
masterpug53
05/16/24 1:56:28 PM
#4
The kind of flight you definitely don't want to have full of snakes!

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TopicI love fetch quests
masterpug53
05/16/24 1:54:54 PM
#5
"Raiders killed our daughter recently."
"Oh, that's terrible! Do you want me to help you mount a defense for when they come back? Assist you on a grim vengeance spree? Capture their leader and drop him hogtied at your feet so you can look him in the eye and ask him why?"
"Nah, just bring back her locket and we're cool."

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TopicWomen
masterpug53
05/16/24 12:54:50 PM
#10
It's like they're from another planet! A sexy planet!

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TopicNorth Carolina Republicans voted for a bill to ban masks. Even if you are sick.
masterpug53
05/16/24 12:46:42 PM
#22
A 1-watt bulb just lit up over Ron DeSantis' head.

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TopicSo did the sequel trilogy suck
masterpug53
05/16/24 11:05:33 AM
#31
McMarbles posted...
tbf its not the movies fault Disney panicked and backpedaled for the third one.

TRoS is the world's least-successful diss track.

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 18: The Saga Continues
masterpug53
05/16/24 10:59:38 AM
#328
UltimateWing posted...
https://twitter.com/SwissWatchGuy/status/1790452346704527565

Hahaha! Theyre even starting to dress like Trump. Pathetic.

Aw, that's cute, they formed a Trump tribute band! I wonder what they call themselves? Van Failin'? Stink Floyd? Def Leppards Ate My Face?

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TopicSo did the sequel trilogy suck
masterpug53
05/16/24 10:43:35 AM
#23
s0nicfan posted...
Abrams had a three movie treatment, even after they brought on Johnson. Daisy Ridley even said in an interview that Abrams came to the second movie with a whole bunch of notes and things he wanted Johnson to carry forward so that the third movie plot would make sense, and by her own words Johnson chose to use literally none of it. It's even worse than nobody trying to plan out all three movies. It was actively sabotaged.

>Rian reading through JJ's notes

"Okay, so we start out on the ice planet Noth, where the Resistance still being hounded by a vastly-superior First Order despite Starkiller being destroyed...the First Order attacks with ET-ET Crawlers, and the Resistance fights them in their Ice Speeders...Finn, Rose, and Poe narrowly escape through a meteor field and find refuge in the Sky City of Busbin...alright, I'm not reading any more of this shit..."

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TopicSo did the sequel trilogy suck
masterpug53
05/16/24 10:08:56 AM
#12
Short answer: 'yes' with an 'if.' Long answer: 'no' with a 'but.'

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TopicPost Simpsons jokes
masterpug53
05/16/24 10:07:44 AM
#45
Eat around the banana, Dad. It's just empty vitamins!

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TopicFavorite character in Star Wars (1977)
masterpug53
05/16/24 9:59:05 AM
#4
UnholyMudcrab posted...
You'll Be Dead Guy

You should look up the shit that guy was into that got him the death sentence on 12 systems. Or maybe you already know.

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TopicLeftists have co-opted facts not caring about your feelings and it sucks
masterpug53
05/16/24 9:27:55 AM
#14
But what about presenting facts...with feeling?

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TopicPost Simpsons jokes
masterpug53
05/16/24 9:26:51 AM
#42
Pfft, "Clown College." You can't eat that!

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TopicTrump accepts Diamond Joe's challenge of TWO debates.
masterpug53
05/16/24 9:18:08 AM
#27
My bet is that his pride will compel him to attend the first debate, and he'll weasel out of the second.

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TopicMitt Romney says Biden should pardon Trump
masterpug53
05/16/24 9:15:59 AM
#24
You know what, Mitt? I disagree.

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TopicOh no, not the Oasis - Wonderwall!
masterpug53
05/15/24 4:49:19 PM
#21
Garbage Day!!
Wha...NOASIS WONDERWALL!

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Topicwhat ever happened to that artist who kept making trump vs windmills pictures
masterpug53
05/15/24 4:47:18 PM
#7
Heineken14 posted...
Ben Garrison?

Yup. IIRC his response to getting called out on it was straight out of a CEman's playbook: 'Uh, yeah, I know what the windmills represent, but it's my own interpretation of it, so shut up I'm right."

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TopicYa see, the Wicked Witch of the West only became evil because of society
masterpug53
05/15/24 4:39:36 PM
#7
VeggetaX posted...
society

Hey, that's the thing we live in!

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TopicAdd '-ing' to a movie title, what is the movie plot now?
masterpug53
05/15/24 4:19:30 PM
#54
Operation Dumbo Dropping

(as if the original title didn't already sound like a big fat poopy)

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TopicOh no, not the Oasis - Wonderwall!
masterpug53
05/15/24 4:06:44 PM
#17
So we finish eighteen and hes gonna stiff me. And I say, Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know. And he says, Oh, uh, there wont be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive Oasis - Wonderwall.

So I got that goin for me, which is nice.


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TopicOh no, not the Oasis - Wonderwall!
masterpug53
05/15/24 3:27:41 PM
#11
This is Oasis - Wonderwall, she's got my back. I'd advise not getting killed by her. Her lyrics trap the souls of its victims.

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TopicOh no, not the Oasis - Wonderwall!
masterpug53
05/15/24 2:45:39 PM
#4
Oh, no! It's BOILING OASIS WONDERWALL!!

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TopicITT my Fallout New Vegas character
masterpug53
05/15/24 2:39:14 PM
#57
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I suppose if you were of a mind to speedrun NV, you could beeline to the Strip, talk to Yes Man (might even be able to skip Benny altogether), deal with House, ignore the other factions, and be ready for Hoover Dam 2 in like 3-5 short quests.

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TopicLarry Hogan won the Maryland Primery.
masterpug53
05/15/24 2:07:38 PM
#39
MarcoRubio posted...
Jfc I hope this is a joke account

It is, but it's thoroughly unintentional.

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TopicDownloading Fallout 4 GOTY on Steam. Good mods?
masterpug53
05/15/24 2:02:32 PM
#23
wackyteen posted...
CONELRAD radio

The one that replaces the battle music with DOOM metal music.

Oh god, how could I forget radio station recommendations!

Cadillac Jack's Radio Shack, Red Rocket Radio Bop, and Old World Tunes are my favorites. Isaiah Pendergrass and Johnny Fonzie's DJing is a treat. "Don't ever grab an Assaultron from behind. It'll shoot you in the face...with its face."

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TopicIf you hang out in a furry's discord server, does that make you a furry?
masterpug53
05/15/24 1:28:05 PM
#8
Thompson posted...
"You can hang with dentists all day, doesn't make your ass a dentist "
Yeah, that's just unreal. I mean, imagine if you did hang out with dentists all day long, and then one morning, you wake up to the fact that your pet donkey has became a dentist.

I'd be more concerned that my ass became a dentist and not my hands, eyes, or brain. Giving the patient a floss is going to be very awkward.

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TopicIf you hang out in a furry's discord server, does that make you a furry?
masterpug53
05/15/24 1:15:28 PM
#4
The Germans have a rather ominous saying: if ten people sit at a table and there is one Furry among them, then there are ten Furries sitting at that table.

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