Lurker > masterpug53

That is the weirdest euphemism for dandruff that I've ever heard, but still, don't kinkshame.

I'm sorry Capcom that I haven't given a shit about anything you've done in the past 20 years.

Why didn't the Emperor just not be a dick? Do you think he ever considered at one point or another in his life simply not being a dick?

One would argue it's more feasible than houses. When the river starts to flood you can just drive away!

Cocytus posted...

My house is dirty buy me a clean one

"Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?"
"Yes, but she's not..."
"I don't wanna hear the end of any sentences!"

(RIP Bea Arthur)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jEHWVXOJuQ

Just gonna go ahead and suggest that, as someone who put thousands of hours apiece into the following video games, the things that made Oblivion and Fallout 3 'deep' compared to Skyrim and Fallout 4 are, with very few exceptions, not really that deep at all.

TheGoldenEel posted...

im just pointing out the absurdity of otherwise liberal people wanting to privatize law enforcement because they dont want so see six inch grass across the street

You're quite ironically painting yourself as someone who needs to touch grass with this level of juvenile posting.

action52 posted...

Why is this board getting so obsessed with the sequel trilogy all of a sudden? There hasn't been a new one in over five years. Just don't watch them if you hate them so much.

All of the sudden? For seven years running now, even the simple mention of 'TLJ' in the topic title will easily land you 100+ posts.

I can predict the future with 95% accuracy, but only if I don't tell anybody; any time I make an open declaration about how things are going to turn out, I'm always wrong.

Super, which of course makes me one of those insufferable weirdoes that will forever put it on a pedestal.

Pretty much my sentiments exactly. The rest of the movie fell flat quite hard, but I liked what they did with Luke enough that it at least helped elevate my overall enjoyment of the ST just slightly above the PT.

I certainly have a greater appreciation for HOAs after living ten feet from neighbors who have gotten progressively shittier over the last several years with no sign of reversing course.

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Of course, but it pays to keep a few key outfits in your inventory for passing skill checks, like the Naughty Nightwear and Follower's Lab Coat; in this case the Utility Jumpsuit provides a very helpful Lockpicking boost, and Vault 3 is the only vault that has them.

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I tend to do the Khans quest fairly early for two reasons: chem recipes, and early access to Vault 3 so I can grab an ever-useful Vault Utility Jumpsuit without having to shoot the place up.

Fallout 4. Quite surprisingly, the next-gen patch actually did wonders for the game's stability on XB, and it's playable for the first time in almost five years. Almost 50 hours in and I've only had a single crash, and that was from trying to reload a quicksave made in the single-most crash-prone spot on the map; by this point on my attempted playthrough a few months ago I would've crashed literally two dozen times already.

Been having a ball exploring DT Boston with confidence for the first time in years, and am looking forward to building some half-decent elaborate settlements for a change.

I never really cared for it, tbh. "Sanctuary" was a banger, though.

ZaruenKosai posted...

Emperor Palpatine - Ian McDiarmid

holy crap I didnt know it was Alan Rickman playing Snape.
and he was Hans Gruber from DieHard?!
That dude was a legend.

I wish more people also remembered Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in the Kevin Costner Robin Hood. Dude was second only to Kilmer's Doc Holliday in terms of committed grand theft cinema on 90's-era flicks.

Pleasing taste...some monsterism.

Mad Max: Fur Road

Doc Holliday - Val Kilmer

I still need to watch the first Beetlejuice before Beetlejuice Beetlejuice...oh, now I get it.

Deadpool - God's Perfect Idiot

Things that will happen before we get Winds of Winter:

• Elder Scrolls 6
• Fallout 5
• Half-Life 3
• Hollow Knight: Silksong
• a new season of Venture Bros.
• Jimmy Hoffa's gravesite confirmed
• Al Capone's actual vault uncovered
• The very concept of 'winter' as we know it ceasing to exist due to global warming

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Pup Fiction

The Bi Lebowski

The Bullitt '68 Mustang Fastback. Specifically THE last remaining Mustang that was used in the movie, which even McQueen himself couldn't convince the owner to sell to him.

HighSeraph posted...

I did the Pitt and sided with Ashur, it was a tough choice for Bob. I honestly don't recall Point Lookout being all that memorable so I just finally went to the Mojave will probably do NCR or Independent since none of the other choices really mesh well with a morally good character. I have a mod that's supposed to make the post-ending playable but we'll see

PL was lauded mostly for its exploration, and for being a vacation of sorts from the dead industrial Capital Wasteland. The main quest was nonsensical and forgettable. It has one of best sidequests in the game (The Velvet Curtain), which unfortunately can only be truly enjoyed once, because prior knowledge allows you to easily skip the majority of the quest.

Unless you're really nuts for shooting mutant hillbillies, Fallout 4's Far Harbor did PL's vibe way better.

King Dice kinda nuked my motivation to go back to Cuphead. I suck at parrying and he trounced me within seconds every time I fought him, but the greater part of the de-motivator is the gauntlet of sub-bosses you have to slog through every time just to get to him, depending on your gambling skills (which I feel qualifies him for 'level' status and not merely a boss).

Because he fuckin' died. Bowser just falls in a pit or shakes off a lava bath when you defeat him; Wart choked to death on his veggies and the Subcons paraded his cold grey corpse in front of the victory podium.

UnfairRepresent posted...

So just like the Think Tank then

You're right, that's my fault, making a good faith post in a UR Fallout topic and all.

Eh, I'll go to certain lengths to defend Fallout 4, but it's hard to paint the Institute as anything more than a pack of cloistered nerds who have no goal / collective thought process beyond maintaining a perpetual loop of making shit and fucking shit up on the surface; basically an unfunny, underdeveloped Think Tank than takes themselves way too seriously.

Damn shame too, because there was a lot of potential there with some even half-decent writing. Even something as relatively simple as having the option to bring Curie before Father and morally convince him that synths are capable of feeling / inspiration would've made a huge difference.

Definitely 200 Lightning Dodges. I only ever beat it once, and that was after stumbling home from the bar one night drunk off my ass, which gave me the necessary anti-neurotic focus to power through it in one take. I don't drink anymore, so I don't think I'll ever be unlocking the Onion Knight again.

"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?!"

I do so love the chuds' new tact of "no, you define 'woke!'" Tickles me every time.

Vaermina's quest in Dawnstar is a dreaded slog on every Skyrim playthrough - tedious walk-and-talk that has a chance of bugging out every step of the way, and the Skull of Corruption is such an insulting downgrade from Oblivion's godly version that I will always let Erandur banish the fucking thing even on an 'evil' playthrough.

The Forsworn Conspiracy is another major pain in the ass.

Shotgunnova posted...

FO3 seems way uglier than I remember.

FO4's colorful aesthetic was a hard pivot from 3's snot green and industrial gray, and on the whole it's one I appreciate.

Southernfatman posted...

"But what if I become a millionaire? I'm obviously going to join that club someday and I don't want my money going to the taxman to give to liberals! Rich people say taxes are bad so taxes are bad!"

Or something else stupid like that.

"I'd rather be poor and have the government give me a few thousand dollars than be a millionaire and have the government take a few thousand dollars!"

Sharty Waffles just flows better (pun intended).

Anything involving Goron Rolling in Majora's Mask. The memory of trying to get through that section of the final dungeon on my first playthrough still makes my blood boil a little. And the last time I tried playing, even the Goron Races were so infuriating that I just plain gave up on the game shortly after winning it, so time has definitely not been kind to this. If there was ever an otherwise-great game that was ruined for me personally by one shitty mechanic, it's that.

And of course Shadows of the Empire - Imperial Sewers deserves a mention (fucking nightmare fuel dianogas).

WingsOfGood posted...

This is old information. They have learned sperm are cooperative and some even kamikaze to allow their "brothers" success.

I had a feeling someone would 'ackshually' this, but I didn't care enough to put a disclaimer in my initial post.

"What're you talking about? You're the sperm that swam the hardest" is the best comeback I've ever heard to this.

Bandersnatch

"Get woke, go broke: 10% of the time it's correct 100% of the time."

That's because Trump, his ilk, and arguably conservatism in general are humanity's default state, and appeal to the most basic instincts of greed, selfishness, and similar dregs of unfettered personal liberty; progressivism on the other hand requires faith, sacrifice, and personal responsibility.

Saying 'Trump has to earn my vote' is like saying 'that greasy heart-stopping double-bacon cheeseburger has a to earn my tastes buds,' or 'cocaine has to earn my addiction.'

trappedunderice posted...

Idk what's the heaviest beatles song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAe2Q_LhY8g

I could never pick one favorite, so here's my top 5:

1) Something
2) While My Guitar Gently Weeps
3) And Your Bird Can Sing
4) Here Comes the Sun
5) What You're Doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfdl7BNvuw8

Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.