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| Topic | My boss just announced his retirement date. |
| Firewood18 01/19/18 10:18:19 AM #1 | It's almost a year and a half away and he won't be missed. He's a typical prick with a stick up his ass but I've learned how to deal with him over the years. So it's kind of gonna be the devil you know... --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Should we get Granny into a retirement home? |
| Firewood18 01/19/18 12:56:56 AM #8 | No. To hear her lamenting and cursing a wasted life late at night is a life affirming lesson. Plus who else is going to burn toast and read the same newspaper five days in a row? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Lyrics you always mishear? |
| Firewood18 01/19/18 12:06:38 AM #7 | There is a line from Pearl Jam's Dissident that I always hear as "I thought I passed, a horny goat" --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | people who dont buy canned food because its "dented" .... |
| Firewood18 01/18/18 10:49:54 PM #43 | For some reason this topic reminds me of a scene from Look Who's Talking. There is a flash forward of what it would be like to marry John Travolta and he's giving the kids dented unlabeled cans that he got out of dumpster. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ATTN: Zeus |
| Firewood18 01/18/18 10:43:20 PM #31 | He just won't let up with this fiddling around with his ignore stick. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Are The Purge sequels worth watching? |
| Firewood18 01/18/18 3:27:44 PM #1 | Just watched the first one. I wasn't particularly impressed but it was entertaining. Cool theme though. Wondering if the next two improve on it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Which is worse for you, drinking soda or smoking cigarettes? |
| Firewood18 01/18/18 12:48:02 PM #31 | I'm going to the Vape store for some Dr Pepper flavored vape fluid now. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | What is your favorite song released in the 90's? |
| Firewood18 01/18/18 11:36:52 AM #32 | Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Cure Cancer or Feed Hungry |
| Firewood18 01/17/18 11:50:12 PM #19 | I have enough leftovers. Give it to cancer. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | would you date a furry |
| Firewood18 01/17/18 11:46:51 PM #4 | Pandas have big black ones. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | omg the new owner of the house im renting is mailing a 30 day notice to vacate |
| Firewood18 01/17/18 11:42:58 PM #39 | You've got move it, move it. Sorry. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I have not played the original Resident Evil |
| Firewood18 01/17/18 11:41:08 PM #4 | You do not know the sound of a giant spider dropping from the ceiling. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Anyone do one of those DNA/ancestry things? |
| Firewood18 01/14/18 3:30:41 AM #25 | I've been able to trace public records back to the late 19th century. Whom got married to whom and what thier residence at consensus kind of stuff. Mostly vague like the bible then believable with draft records. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/14/18 3:16:56 AM #51 | Slightly warmer. I do work in academia. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Vacation is over, time to shave. |
| Firewood18 01/14/18 3:15:06 AM #1 | No! The beard stays. You go. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/13/18 3:26:52 PM #48 | No --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/13/18 1:49:14 AM #46 | I'm a yoga instructor and therapist. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/13/18 1:13:17 AM #42 | I'm a librarian. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | so my family room is flooded with water right now |
| Firewood18 01/13/18 12:10:34 AM #33 | Is there a roof over this room? Could be an ice dam opened up part of the house. I had damage to my house last year because of this. Insurance covered it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | hey i'm looking for my dad have you seen him |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 9:50:55 PM #7 | No. And don't go near vans that don't have any windows. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 8:51:15 PM #39 | Nobody got close. Oh well --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Do you like mayonnaise? |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 8:26:13 PM #27 | Best mayo topic 2018 --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:57:16 PM #34 | GunslingerGunsl posted... Do you assemble anything? Sometimes but it's not a regular thing. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:49:48 PM #32 | OhhhJa posted... Gravedigger Not counting this because its considered outside work. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:46:30 PM #30 | JOExHIGASHI posted... musician Not talented like that at all. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:45:46 PM #29 | Far-Queue posted... Prison proctologist No. But I sometimes wear gloves. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:40:07 PM #26 | J_Dawg983 posted... Does your job require some sort of post secondary education? No not really --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:36:33 PM #25 | Mead posted... seal clubber Not this lifetime. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:34:42 PM #22 | MICHALECOLE posted... Is it in the food service? Another thank god no. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:31:18 PM #20 | MICHALECOLE posted... Do you work on commission? No --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:26:26 PM #18 | Mead posted... car puncher No. But sounds like a job one of The Onion person on the street people. MICHALECOLE posted... Is it a job in a hospital? No. 9 left --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:13:31 PM #15 | darcandkharg31 posted... manwhore No. But really aren't we all? Joelypoely posted... Is it a job where you spend a lot of time driving? No. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:06:18 PM #12 | minervo posted... Does it have to do with firewood? No --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 7:04:08 PM #10 | minervo posted... Is it human resources? No JOExHIGASHI posted... is it retail? Thank god no --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 6:53:49 PM #7 | OhhhJa posted... Do you sleep with much older women? Far-Queue posted... Do you sleep with much older men? JOExHIGASHI posted... Is it an office job? No, nope and no --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | How do you feel about SELF-DRIVING CARS? |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 6:51:38 PM #28 | Can't wait. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 6:44:02 PM #3 | KJ StErOiDs posted... Is it outdoor work? No --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20 questions. Guess what my job is. |
| Firewood18 01/12/18 6:41:43 PM #1 | Will answer with yes, no and sometimes. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I have to clean my whole apartment by tomorrow |
| Firewood18 01/11/18 6:09:18 PM #2 | Is your apt getting inspected for some reason? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | please recommend me books |
| Firewood18 01/11/18 6:07:18 PM #54 | The Wind Up Bird Chronicle by Murakami --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Name calling topic |
| Firewood18 01/11/18 5:25:38 PM #22 | Sewer pickle --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Ask me anything, y'all rarely know me. |
| Firewood18 01/11/18 5:22:50 PM #9 | Are you a fly-by-wire missile launcher? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Name calling topic |
| Firewood18 01/11/18 10:42:15 AM #7 | Vas deferens --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | New Jack White songs! |
| Firewood18 01/11/18 12:52:04 AM #3 | I'm ok with the expirimental mixing ( but Mario paint orchestra hit?) especially after two albums that might as well been a double for the overall tone (though fight for my love is haunting as hell and wouldn't ever fit into blunderbuss). This guy and Beck (but sometimes not so much) are generational mainstays for me --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Someone on this site has made over 10,000 accounts to troll the Switch board |
| Firewood18 01/10/18 11:43:04 PM #7 | I'm ashamed at my measly 146 PotD accounts. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Have you or somebody you know had their spaghett touched? |
| Firewood18 01/10/18 11:38:31 PM #8 | MannerSaurus posted... Firewood18 posted...I heard about a guy that stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes that is looking for representation. It was just that kind of party. They had already fought for their right for it too. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | A topic about jeans. |
| Firewood18 01/10/18 11:34:58 PM #1 | I wonder if so many women would be wearing jeans if Cindy Crawford never climbed out of a Ferrari for a Pepsi back in 1992. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Have you or somebody you know had their spaghett touched? |
| Firewood18 01/10/18 10:58:42 PM #3 | I heard about a guy that stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes that is looking for representation. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Who has better music: God or Satan? |
| Firewood18 01/10/18 12:14:54 AM #18 | A better silly question would be "who ended up where?". Are Petty and Zevon jamming with angels? Is Michael Jackson remixing with the devil? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | It's the little things... |
| Firewood18 01/10/18 12:04:31 AM #3 | That's actually pretty sweet. It's nice when common sense and logic prevail. My town has been adding alot of traffic circles over the years. For the most part they're a great improvement except for the out of towners that don't know how to use them. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
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