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TopicWhat does a pizza driver and a gynecologist have in common?
Firewood18
12/19/17 7:02:05 PM
#13
Didn't expect this topic to be such a gag.

yeah I'm a dad
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Topic1>6>5>2>3>4 guess this and win my sig
Firewood18
12/19/17 2:14:57 PM
#25
Leprechaun movies
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TopicWhat does a pizza driver and a gynecologist have in common?
Firewood18
12/19/17 1:47:57 PM
#1
they both can smell the box but can't eat it

A Pizza Hut worker was fired because of writing this on the inside of a pizza box after a customer requested a joke on an online order.
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TopicWhat is the meaning of life?
Firewood18
12/19/17 9:04:49 AM
#23
Answering and asking stupid questions.
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TopicWhat excuse should I use to call in sick for work?
Firewood18
12/19/17 8:58:13 AM
#15
I'm feeling too good to work today.
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TopicWhy do you think your sperm made it to the egg?
Firewood18
12/18/17 1:28:35 PM
#8
Imminent domain.
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TopicYour favorite Christmas movie
Firewood18
12/18/17 12:25:27 PM
#21
If there were more poll options I would have included alot more of the movies mentioned.
It's been a really long time since I've watched Home Alone. Might have to put that one on for the kids.
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TopicYour favorite Christmas movie
Firewood18
12/18/17 10:43:20 AM
#1
Short list










I'll be watching most of these movies for next week or so. Let me know if I missed your favorite classic.

Edit: second to last choice should be A Christmas Story
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TopicThis guy that I work with is mad because I'm getting a promotion over him
Firewood18
12/18/17 9:30:48 AM
#30
Seniority should not entitle promotions. Maybe time off requests but that's it. Performance and attitude are everything.

So kill kill kill with kindness
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TopicWhich Gender DOMINATES your household right now???
Firewood18
12/18/17 12:17:07 AM
#8
Female. It's always been this way.

I wouldn't say dominate though. None of them have fixed a clogged drain or removed a menacing insect.
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TopicDo you like the above poster?
Firewood18
12/18/17 12:10:55 AM
#298
A steadfast PotDer that will call out the wrong with adequate witticism. She's of my own ilk.
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TopicI hate you
Firewood18
12/18/17 12:05:23 AM
#17
Just stick to the "how screwed are you" topics and stop being an obnoxious twit in other people topics.
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TopicWhat advice would you give to your 13-year old self?
Firewood18
12/18/17 12:00:25 AM
#41
None.

Any advice might null or forgo a life lesson that was needed.
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TopicSeveral years ago, I was really living life on the edge
Firewood18
12/17/17 11:53:41 PM
#4
I had a near death experience involving an acorn and traffic. Didn't equate it with living on the edge though.

If you can dodge a car...
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Topici gave up custody of my son for whiskey and tinder sluts.
Firewood18
12/17/17 1:55:15 PM
#14
#regrets
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TopicThis 21 y/o Texas Girl fell in love with a 64 y/o VENTRILOQUIST!!!
Firewood18
12/17/17 12:14:06 AM
#11
I know a couple like that except he's a poet. Very cool people.

The Marx bros kick the Stooges slappy stick ass.
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TopicWould you have sex with an opposite sex close of yourself from another timeline?
Firewood18
12/16/17 11:43:40 AM
#31
Why does time travel and inter dimensional crossovers always lead to incest?
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TopicSo, I walked out of a movie for the first time today
Firewood18
12/16/17 11:02:23 AM
#40
I walked out of and into other movies before. When I was young my friend and I theater hopped between Drunken Master and the Exorcist remaster somehow catching the best parts of both movies.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Firewood18
12/15/17 3:19:21 PM
#8
Ahh Fozzy, you're such a charmer.
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TopicIt's My Birthday Today
Firewood18
12/15/17 2:52:11 PM
#9
Happy birthday. Sounds like its been a good one.
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TopicWould humans evolve more if we didn't care?
Firewood18
12/15/17 2:01:41 PM
#5
Go watch Equilibrium.
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TopicLook at my son just towering over all these kids
Firewood18
12/15/17 1:52:43 PM
#25
MonsterZed posted...
Does anyone like TC?

He seems to be the PotDer that epitomizes everything we love to hate about a common American male, i.e. obese, gun loving, materialistic, "I'm better than you", Midwestern republican zealot.
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Topicwell, the net isn't neutral anymore.
Firewood18
12/14/17 3:16:17 PM
#11
I tried to read an article about it but it was mostly blacked out.
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Topicthis chick was pumping her breastmilk with the door open at work. >_>
Firewood18
12/14/17 2:59:39 PM
#15
Was it a motorized pump? When my wife would pump we made fun of the sound it made. Sounded like "rat poo rat poo"
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TopicThis ROBOT is being used to SHOO AWAY HOMELESS PEOPLE!! Does it intimidate you?.
Firewood18
12/14/17 10:33:55 AM
#11
R2, shutdown all the garbage people in the office sector now!!

Didn't one of these things run over a 3 yr old in a mall?
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TopicDo you like the above poster?
Firewood18
12/13/17 11:27:08 PM
#241
4/10 cleverness.
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Topicpick what i watch tonight
Firewood18
12/13/17 11:23:09 PM
#8
Watchmen was the only movie on that list that I didn't like.

Watch the Westworld series.
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TopicI feel like dog adulation has gotten out of hand in recent years
Firewood18
12/13/17 3:51:44 PM
#43
That warm feeling through the plastic as you stoop over to pick up a fresh turd, wow, now that's life.

You go poo people!
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TopicHow much paid vacation time do you get a year?
Firewood18
12/12/17 3:28:38 PM
#16
160 hrs just for vacation.
Then there's personal time, accrued sick time and holidays.
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TopicOne word spoilers for The Last Jedi.
Firewood18
12/12/17 9:09:32 AM
#17
saber
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TopicApocalypse Now is boring
Firewood18
12/12/17 9:06:46 AM
#5
Nothing says boring like Flight of the Valkyries.
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TopicWhich is the worst personality trait in a human?
Firewood18
12/10/17 2:02:38 AM
#50
I like football and porno and books about war
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TopicNeed a friend. Message me.
Firewood18
12/10/17 1:50:18 AM
#85
Buy a round guy and I'll be your ten minute friend ok
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
12/10/17 12:16:31 AM
#493
Damn right I will if the pope shits in the woods.

Will a heavenly light suck you off on the day of reckoning?
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TopicI wanna play a shitty SNES RPG that I somehow never played...
Firewood18
12/10/17 12:10:07 AM
#20
Would Poopuluos count?
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TopicPerfunctory holiday gifts
Firewood18
12/09/17 11:22:48 PM
#1
For women its perfume, chocolate, kitchen gadget, cool apparel, bath thing, nice note and gift card to Starbucks.

Ordered Godiva for my wife, the package came taped with the logo.

Thanks for the spoiler.

Still can't say what I want. Maybe do a product test on the comfort clip belt.
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TopicBest drink from this list?
Firewood18
12/09/17 12:40:01 PM
#6
Though I do love dr pepper I don't drink soda everyday. So I went with Gatorade because it is the thirst quencher.
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TopicRemember PotD...
Firewood18
12/08/17 4:07:46 PM
#12
Matter matters. And although not much is fully anderstood about it, dark matter does too
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TopicWhat's the longest you've ever spent customizing your character's appearance?
Firewood18
12/08/17 3:51:07 PM
#15
I try to get through it as quick as possible. If it has a randomizer I'm definitely using it with maybe spending a few minutes tweaking a couple of things.

My ADHD kid will spend hours making a character then only play the game through the intro, then never play it again.
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TopicThis post about our cyclical lives was so spot on
Firewood18
12/08/17 3:32:45 PM
#18
People may be depressed and think that thier going to work over and over is mundane and pointless but really they're just too lazy or blind to notice all the new and tiny variations that everyday brings.
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TopicSimcity for the SNES taught me two things
Firewood18
12/08/17 12:05:25 PM
#1
Don't build houses near factories and fire depts are a waste of money.
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TopicRate that drink ~ Day 1565 ~ Gatorade
Firewood18
12/08/17 10:26:13 AM
#9
10. Gotta have my blue.
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TopicJust saw a woman refer to spending time with her son as a "date."
Firewood18
12/08/17 10:23:46 AM
#85
Creeped out by the semantic of an accepted social norm.

Eats potatoe chips dipped in cottage cheese.

You're wierd.
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TopicI like football and porno and books about war
Firewood18
12/08/17 10:03:37 AM
#3
I use public toilets and I piss on the seats
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TopicI like football and porno and books about war
Firewood18
12/08/17 9:43:09 AM
#1
I've got an average house with nice hardwood floors
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TopicWhy aren't you married?
Firewood18
12/07/17 2:41:47 PM
#43
I'm married with children. The tv show was horribly misleading.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
12/07/17 2:02:48 PM
#488
Gently bite the end of the running chainsaw then use the box cutter to cut out any leftover fragments of teeth. Rinse with the water then tape in a bunch of the toothpicks. New clean teeth!

Would you rather have to take care of a toddler for a month or have your house haunted for a year?
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TopicHow long do you think you could go without spending any money?
Firewood18
12/07/17 12:48:08 PM
#8
I did a 10 day hike on the Appalachian Trail in my early 20's. We stopped in a nearby town and bought lunch on day 6. But other than that I wasn't spending any money trekking through the wilderness.
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TopicTrump's Tree Lighting Ceremony FLOPPED as there was HUNDREDS of Empty Seats!!!
Firewood18
12/07/17 11:43:35 AM
#6
Stupid sensationalist news. Compared to the attendance for 2015 it's about the same.

Just an attempt to show the prez as a shill and a liar. I don't need articles like this to know these facts.
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