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TopicWhy can't a lot of people spell "lose" correctly?
Firewood18
12/07/17 11:24:55 AM
#33
I made this same topic almost a year ago. I've seen the mistake slightly less since then.

I like to write "alot" instead of "a lot" in my own little protest.
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TopicFavorite Sandwich
Firewood18
12/06/17 11:51:40 AM
#22
Mead posted...
Reuben - Corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing grilled on rye bread

VnxeeNC

That's the one. My arteries clinch just thinking about it.
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Topicmy father rolled over in his grave last night.
Firewood18
12/06/17 10:38:50 AM
#12
My dad instilled the heat miser in me too. Don't touch that thermostat!
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TopicWhat are you doing?
Firewood18
12/06/17 9:28:20 AM
#4
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come.
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TopicFavorite Battle System
Firewood18
12/06/17 12:53:39 AM
#21
The systems that stand out for me are Legend of Legaia 2, SOTtEoT, and FF4 and 7.

I'll come back and edit in the second class and worst ones.
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Topicso it turns out the bed bugs were already here in the building
Firewood18
12/06/17 12:03:50 AM
#13
Mead posted...
DiduXD posted...
Bedbugs: Bugs for beds


Lol

Stuffed animal marketing genius, or infected cloth nightmare? You decide.
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TopicReincarnation takes to long.
Firewood18
12/05/17 11:53:30 PM
#5
Picasso was a notorious misogynist and Van Gogh was a nut. The former will be soon disgraced by today's standards and the latter has yet to come again (are you staring into that ear?).

I'm looking for the next Mencken and HS Thompson.
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TopicReincarnation takes to long.
Firewood18
12/05/17 11:20:42 PM
#3
Continuing consciousness is more important than a typo, Mr negative nancy.
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TopicReincarnation takes to long.
Firewood18
12/05/17 11:03:04 PM
#1
We won't see great minds and personalities repeated for at least another decade or so.
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TopicArv thinks this girl wants to have his babies
Firewood18
12/05/17 10:32:22 PM
#4
Imagine the quaint curiosity of a little Arvling.
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TopicDo you think you could "stomach" trump's go to, mcdonald's order?
Firewood18
12/05/17 9:30:22 PM
#63
If I were rich like the prez why would I have to eat McDonalds?

I guess if I had to, I'd take a few choice bites of everything and say I'm done.

And goddam Phil Hartman was the best playing Clinton at McDonalds.
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TopicAre the Far Cry games worth getting into?
Firewood18
12/05/17 6:50:22 PM
#32
Driving through a checkpoint then jumping on to the mounted gun was fun. So far I'm just blowing stuff up and setting fires. Gonna try stealth and snipe as soon as I can stock up.

Not a bad game so far. Alot of restarts but I still don't know the lay of land and I keep heading into ambushes.
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TopicAre car lighters even used as lighters nowadays?
Firewood18
12/05/17 2:52:20 PM
#6
Yeah most cars don't have them anymore. Too bad because now I'll never get the thrill of burning a would be attacker with one.
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TopicRate that drink ~ Day 1562 ~ Jack Daniel's
Firewood18
12/05/17 2:03:10 PM
#7
gguirao posted...
6/10

I've only had it with Coke, but that's pretty good.

I prefer the Gentlemans Jack if I were drinking it straight.
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TopicThe plumber he says never flush a tampoon
Firewood18
12/05/17 10:06:57 AM
#9
I'm a moron and this is my wife
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
All that we've got here is American made
It's a little bit cheesy but nicely displayed
But we don't get excited when it rumbles and breaks
We just get on the phone and call up some flakes
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TopicThe plumber he says never flush a tampoon
Firewood18
12/05/17 9:27:12 AM
#1
This great information cost me half a weeks pay
And the toilet blew up later on the next day
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TopicTrump orders largest national monument reduction in U.S. history.
Firewood18
12/05/17 12:25:23 AM
#29
It's just a bunch of trees and stuff that weren't doing anything.
Deport them!
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TopicHi I'm new
Firewood18
12/04/17 11:41:58 PM
#7
TheWorstPoster posted...
What do you guys do here?

The same shit as you except with less enthusiasm about sucking. Seriously though, go get a paper route welcher.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
12/04/17 11:26:53 PM
#477
Because you feel something poking you in the hip area when he stands next to you.

If you got a nickel for every time you heard a certain word, which word would make you the wealthiest?
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TopicAre the Far Cry games worth getting into?
Firewood18
12/04/17 11:19:40 PM
#11
So I put in a few hrs into FC2. I'm at 2%. First impression is that it's vastly a hostile environment and a hard game to just breeze through. Mechanics and realism are ok. The lighting is crazy but its a very brown game (no pun intended since its set in Africa).

I'll probably play it for a few weeks and not finish it. Definitely will try the other games in the series that were suggested. Thanks.
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TopicI possibly have bed bugs again
Firewood18
12/04/17 1:10:32 AM
#54
Zikten posted...
Firewood18 posted...
There's always that one kid that ends up with lice in his hair.

Stop buying used furniture.

Death to all bugs but the dragonfly.

what about ladybugs?

Ladybugs are just inginious species of the stink bug.
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TopicI possibly have bed bugs again
Firewood18
12/03/17 11:12:10 PM
#45
There's always that one kid that ends up with lice in his hair.

Stop buying used furniture.

Death to all bugs but the dragonfly.
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Topic"if it were not filmed no one would believe"
Firewood18
12/03/17 2:14:18 AM
#8
What a good shot man.
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Topic"if it were not filmed no one would believe"
Firewood18
12/03/17 1:19:09 AM
#6
That's why I say hey man nice shot.
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TopicWhat's your favorite number?
Firewood18
12/03/17 1:16:03 AM
#11
Zeus posted...
88, because it's a crazy number.

-Keys on a grand piano.

Can anyone guess mine?
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Topicmy cat broke my switch
Firewood18
12/03/17 1:13:18 AM
#9
Cats are notorious assholes. You should rethink your relationship with them. Next you'll be shelling out for its dinner every night and paying for doctors visits all the time.
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TopicJust watched Predator (spoilers)
Firewood18
12/03/17 12:17:56 AM
#8
I know a couple of guys that can quote the whole damn movie.

This movie is classic. The only comparable movie I can think of is Aliens.
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TopicRate that drink ~ Day 1559 ~ Dr Pepper
Firewood18
12/03/17 12:14:01 AM
#9
I rarely give a 10 but the Dr delivers.
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TopicWhat's your favorite sports film?
Firewood18
12/02/17 6:26:25 PM
#20
Caddyshack

thank you very little
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TopicDo you own a printer?
Firewood18
12/02/17 1:13:12 PM
#24
Yeah but I'm not sure it even works, it has stuff piled on top of it usually.

We do have a photo printer that connects with Bluetooth. That gets used alot.
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TopicDo you like the above poster?
Firewood18
12/02/17 12:29:48 PM
#171
Sure but only because of the honest sobriquet.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
12/02/17 12:27:59 PM
#469
They are portrayed to be a certain age but they do not age progressively.

Do you like the word crepuscular?
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TopicAre the Far Cry games worth getting into?
Firewood18
12/02/17 12:09:31 PM
#1
I just picked up Far Cry 2 for $3.50. Opinions?
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Topicneed ex-girlfriend advice
Firewood18
12/02/17 10:38:04 AM
#17
Well if you love her I guess you can't just swiftly cut her out if your life. You'll have to go through relationship entropy.
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TopicGive me dog names
Firewood18
12/02/17 10:35:35 AM
#40
If the dog is blind call him Smacks.
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Topicneed ex-girlfriend advice
Firewood18
12/02/17 10:09:14 AM
#6
Uncomplicate it by ditching her leeching ass and find someone else.
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TopicGive me dog names
Firewood18
12/02/17 10:06:30 AM
#37
Pubert
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TopicDo you recognize the above poster?
Firewood18
12/01/17 10:57:13 PM
#215
Nope!
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TopicThe general consensus is that Civil War is the best Marvel movie, right?
Firewood18
12/01/17 10:56:10 PM
#14
Iron man needs to die soon. He almost caused skynet.
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Topicthe royal penis is clean your Larry-ness
Firewood18
12/01/17 10:51:10 PM
#2
Pretend this mop handle is a rhynoceros pizzle.
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TopicOkay like real talk, what happened to Shenti?
Firewood18
12/01/17 7:49:26 PM
#47
He gone get got yo.
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TopicI used to know this girl who would swallow other people's gum.
Firewood18
12/01/17 3:33:08 PM
#15
Sounds like serious innuendo. Like when I was a teenager, if a girl wanted to fuck, she would blow smoke in your face.
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TopicDescribe the worst person you've ever known
Firewood18
12/01/17 12:29:04 PM
#5
I've known a multitude of scumbags and whores in my life but no single one really stands out.
The guys are a mix of deadbeat dads, petty criminals and oblivious addicts. They all make the same mistakes over and over while never taking responsibility and always blaming others for thier problems.
The women are manipulative liars that have zero class and most would suck any dick for a line of coke.

Luckily I'm only related to one of these people and its not by blood.
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TopicDo you believe the human mind can manipulate an RNG.
Firewood18
12/01/17 1:41:03 AM
#18
It's the idea that at certain point random cant be random anymore and if we are in control at that instance.
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TopicDo you believe the human mind can manipulate an RNG.
Firewood18
12/01/17 1:24:30 AM
#11
It has to do with the theory of quantum entanglement. One electron in the brain being one and the same with another exterior electron.

The 1/trillion means its not luck at all.
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TopicWhat are yout top 3 favorite books?
Firewood18
12/01/17 1:06:39 AM
#27
I've read a few thousand books so a top three is difficult to come up with.

If on a Winters Night a Traveller is always in my top five though.

I'm only forty pages into The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and loving it.

I like Philip K Dick as a writer but one single book of his wouldn't make my top fifty.

Buk and Miller are great and so are Mailer and Auster.

Then there is Vonnegut and Swift killing it with satire.

Celine with his ultimate pessimism.

Nabokov with his crisp derision.

Throw in a couple of Rushdies and Roths.

So, so many others... Fante, Camus, Nerrsasian, Saramago
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TopicDo you believe the human mind can manipulate an RNG.
Firewood18
12/01/17 12:42:41 AM
#4
But experiments have proved that one bit can be influenced for every 10,000 bits with a 1/trillion chance of luck.

It's like staring at a red light and willing it to turn green. The will of the mind can change things with two outcomes at a minimum of 50.02%
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TopicI can't quite tell if these thanksgiving leftovers are still ok to eat
Firewood18
12/01/17 12:33:24 AM
#12
Leftovers are good for five days imo (poultry and meats at three).
If it was preserved well you might be ok but it's your gut and your guts that have to handle the risk.
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