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TopicAbout people who work.
Firewood18
01/09/18 11:56:54 PM
#5
I've been told that "it's not a race". I've learned the art of making and drinking tea while meticulously checking emails for long periods of time.
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TopicI took a beautiful photo of myself
Firewood18
01/09/18 11:50:57 PM
#32
Thanks for sharing this wonder of wonders. What was your inspiration?
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TopicAfter drinking water for a full day
Firewood18
01/09/18 11:44:10 PM
#11
My wife drinks alot of water. She squirts that Mio stuff in it.
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Topichow many fat tinder babes will i get with this lasagna
Firewood18
01/09/18 11:40:38 PM
#22
You'll get a tinder slut so fat, she bleeds Ragu.

But all the real foodies are heading over to Susan's place.
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TopicDoes anyone pronounce robot as robut?
Firewood18
01/09/18 11:33:38 PM
#1
Been watching the original Twilight Zone and apparently back then everybody did.
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TopicWhat is your single favorite video game EVER. Like EVER?
Firewood18
01/09/18 6:43:34 PM
#40
Either Shadowrun or Legend of the Mystical Ninja for SNES.
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TopicHow do you feel about sand?
Firewood18
01/09/18 12:39:30 PM
#8
It's best on paper.
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TopicCan't believe he missed that kick
Firewood18
01/09/18 12:04:19 AM
#2
Laces out?
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TopicIs TheWorstPoster really the worst poster?
Firewood18
01/08/18 10:18:28 PM
#120
Do you like the above poster?
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TopicAnyone know much about Roman way of life?
Firewood18
01/08/18 12:10:20 AM
#15
They spoke with British accents.
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TopicMan i kinda want to blast all the salt off my car with a hose
Firewood18
01/07/18 11:33:41 PM
#12
Wait for rain. It's free.
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TopicThere's a homeless person sleeping on the couch.
Firewood18
01/07/18 1:46:00 AM
#5
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Is he sleeping on your couch?
twice so far and not consecutively.

TheCyborgNinja posted...
I don't trust people I like enough to stay with me, let alone a bum.
known them since high school. Just fell on hard times a lot figuratively and literally.

ss4parrothair posted...
I too have a couch

I get the feeling you sleep on it a lot.
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TopicThe Last Jedi
Firewood18
01/07/18 1:37:57 AM
#15
Appealing and vaguely nourishing.
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TopicWoke up to my car being dinged, no note to even apologize
Firewood18
01/06/18 11:46:26 PM
#11
MannerSaurus posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
Lokarin posted...
Ya, that's what insurance is for. If insurance didn't cover it - then insurance is a scam and the entire system goes down, mass hysteria!


Heres the kicker, my rate will go up even though I didnt do anything lol. Already paying $420 with a clean record (car is financed so needed full comprehensive coverage)

Gotta love the bean. Seriously cant wait to move out of here, people drive like idiots; youd think this was an exclusive trait for people in the East Coast


How old are you??? I pay $290 a month for 3 cars, two of which are sports cars. I'm still making payments on them so it has to be full coverage. With USAA.

Also, I would lose my FUCKING MIND if someone dented one of my babies. The third car I don't really give a shit about...

Had a rear view mirror swiped off when parked on the street once. Sucked because the repair cost just under my deductible.
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TopicThere's a homeless person sleeping on the couch.
Firewood18
01/06/18 11:34:38 PM
#1
I helped them move thier belongings New Year's Eve to a garage when they got kicked out of a one room apt. They've been couch surfing for now, saving up for a deposit on a new place.

Luckily they are aware of the Ben Franklin quote: house guests are like fish, the both stink after 3 days.
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Topic0 Degrees Fahrenheit here right now
Firewood18
01/06/18 8:02:42 PM
#33
I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?!"
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TopicITT: Things that sound cooler than they actually are
Firewood18
01/06/18 7:38:50 PM
#27
Shower sex.
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TopicWhat are some unintentionally disturbing movies
Firewood18
01/06/18 7:31:28 PM
#5
Terry Gilliam movies.
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Topicnetflix has nothing i want to watch on it
Firewood18
01/01/18 1:37:32 AM
#42
go to the local library and find something new and stop paying monthly fees for the force fed garbage.
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TopicDisney needs to step away from the Star Wars franchise.
Firewood18
01/01/18 1:33:36 AM
#6
nah. it would fuck with the merge into the MCU movies slated for 2022.
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TopicLeast favorite Nintendo console
Firewood18
01/01/18 1:30:33 AM
#47
fuck nintendo I hope Disney buys them
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TopicName one GOOD movie where the main character isn't white or black
Firewood18
12/27/17 2:25:57 AM
#49
Jaws
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TopicRay Liotta should be in a No Escape 2
Firewood18
12/27/17 2:21:50 AM
#1
It was a great christmas movie.
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TopicPost gifts you recieved for xmas
Firewood18
12/26/17 12:50:28 AM
#40
Apparently my Comfort Clip belt is on back order.
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TopicSo my father is dead...
Firewood18
12/26/17 12:38:59 AM
#56
Posting anything personal is taken as exhibitionism and is open to the vile, inane and preposterous response of whomever is in the mood to do so.
Add a bit of irony to the grief by getting modded yourself.
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TopicI self identify as Santa Claus
Firewood18
12/25/17 1:15:40 AM
#9
Bears can be dangerous.
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TopicI'm a little worried something's wrong with me.
Firewood18
12/25/17 1:08:50 AM
#5
Merry sickmas!
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TopicQuestion for people who have ever been "credit carded" in the ass...
Firewood18
12/25/17 1:03:54 AM
#7
I was playing ping pong in Ding Dang...
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TopicChristmas is wrong
Firewood18
12/22/17 1:18:40 AM
#12
An empty folding chair
A recipe renewed

Gifts stolen off the porch
And the faith of neighbors

Lights out
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TopicI love when I get rid of something I haven't used in years and then
Firewood18
12/22/17 1:05:42 AM
#3
I love throwing stuff away.
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TopicChristmas is wrong
Firewood18
12/22/17 12:57:42 AM
#10
Things wrapped then unwrapped:
something private then subtly violent revealed.

Needles dropped in the skirt.
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TopicChristmas is wrong
Firewood18
12/22/17 12:36:44 AM
#6
Nobody is going to eat all those cookies and the card of family pics is like a knife throwers display.

Extravagance then discarded the next day.
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TopicChristmas is wrong
Firewood18
12/22/17 12:10:49 AM
#1
I've felt this way for 30 yrs.
I get sick.
The abundance and the garbage cancel each other out.

It's all for the children. But I'm tired and without joy.

Hypothermia redemption tis the season
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TopicNintendo Power is a podcast now.
Firewood18
12/21/17 12:11:49 AM
#2
At some point it was a free archive download for a second.

Then Nintendo corp nixed it.
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TopicYay or Nay some Wii games for me
Firewood18
12/20/17 10:25:48 PM
#9
thebestestbest posted...
Nay to every one of those.

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TopicWanna meet up tonight and have some fun together?
Firewood18
12/20/17 10:24:18 PM
#5
Nah. I'm gonna stay home and get drunk responsibly with my kids. Sorry.
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TopicDoes playing retro games embarrass you?
Firewood18
12/20/17 10:21:56 PM
#27
I have a secret room in my basement where nobody can see me beat River City Ransome and Shadowrun for the 800th time.
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TopicWhy does Italian sausage have more prestige than the Portuguese sausage?
Firewood18
12/20/17 3:48:03 PM
#1
Is it the spice?
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TopicHow do you feel about people wearing cross necklaces?
Firewood18
12/20/17 3:37:39 PM
#5
If the Jesus actually came back I'm sure that's exactly what he wants to see. It's like if Jackie Onassis wore a rifle pendant around her neck in memory of John.

-bill
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TopicHey Zeus, Wanna help me logic this problem out
Firewood18
12/20/17 1:34:47 PM
#6
I did find the google as god part funny. Maybe this guy is a comedian but his timeline is broken and he doesn't realize it.
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TopicHey Zeus, Wanna help me logic this problem out
Firewood18
12/20/17 12:08:22 PM
#4
Sooooo... Microwave all your food and use your smartphone as a bathroom. Got it.
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TopicHow much do crying babies irritate you?
Firewood18
12/20/17 9:20:15 AM
#19
Gotta take the bad with the good. Laughing babies are awesome.
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TopicThis CHRISTIAN Mom got a Pizza Hut employee FIRED for this OFFENSIVE JOKE!!!
Firewood18
12/19/17 11:13:31 PM
#7
I'm sure those kids were due for some cunnilingus jokes.
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TopicITT: Your mains in fighting games
Firewood18
12/19/17 11:09:34 PM
#21
Ryu, Blanka

Liu Kang, Baraka

Luigi, King Didi

Lee, Jack
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TopicSo what is God's end game?
Firewood18
12/19/17 10:59:18 PM
#8
100% completion. True Jedi. All briefcases found. All trophies earned.

Play a new game.
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TopicI just made a number 2 that I swear was at least 2 feet long
Firewood18
12/19/17 10:00:29 PM
#2
It happens. Snake boy
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Topicthis guy wants me to dress up like santa claus and fuck his wife
Firewood18
12/19/17 9:58:37 PM
#2
Santa's sausage party. Merry XXXmas
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TopicWhat does a pizza driver and a gynecologist have in common?
Firewood18
12/19/17 9:55:54 PM
#18
^
Same reason to not work in the food industry.
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TopicI haven't watched Television in a month.
Firewood18
12/19/17 8:52:04 PM
#7
Yep I cut cable about 10 yrs ago. Probably saved about $8,000 that I spent on more important things.
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