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Topic | About people who work. |
Firewood18 01/09/18 11:56:54 PM #5 | I've been told that "it's not a race". I've learned the art of making and drinking tea while meticulously checking emails for long periods of time. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I took a beautiful photo of myself |
Firewood18 01/09/18 11:50:57 PM #32 | Thanks for sharing this wonder of wonders. What was your inspiration? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | After drinking water for a full day |
Firewood18 01/09/18 11:44:10 PM #11 | My wife drinks alot of water. She squirts that Mio stuff in it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | how many fat tinder babes will i get with this lasagna |
Firewood18 01/09/18 11:40:38 PM #22 | You'll get a tinder slut so fat, she bleeds Ragu. But all the real foodies are heading over to Susan's place. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Does anyone pronounce robot as robut? |
Firewood18 01/09/18 11:33:38 PM #1 | Been watching the original Twilight Zone and apparently back then everybody did. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What is your single favorite video game EVER. Like EVER? |
Firewood18 01/09/18 6:43:34 PM #40 | Either Shadowrun or Legend of the Mystical Ninja for SNES. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | How do you feel about sand? |
Firewood18 01/09/18 12:39:30 PM #8 | It's best on paper. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Can't believe he missed that kick |
Firewood18 01/09/18 12:04:19 AM #2 | Laces out? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Is TheWorstPoster really the worst poster? |
Firewood18 01/08/18 10:18:28 PM #120 | Do you like the above poster? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Anyone know much about Roman way of life? |
Firewood18 01/08/18 12:10:20 AM #15 | They spoke with British accents. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Man i kinda want to blast all the salt off my car with a hose |
Firewood18 01/07/18 11:33:41 PM #12 | Wait for rain. It's free. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | There's a homeless person sleeping on the couch. |
Firewood18 01/07/18 1:46:00 AM #5 | SusanGreenEyes posted... Is he sleeping on your couch?twice so far and not consecutively. TheCyborgNinja posted... I don't trust people I like enough to stay with me, let alone a bum.known them since high school. Just fell on hard times a lot figuratively and literally. ss4parrothair posted... I too have a couch I get the feeling you sleep on it a lot. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | The Last Jedi |
Firewood18 01/07/18 1:37:57 AM #15 | Appealing and vaguely nourishing. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Woke up to my car being dinged, no note to even apologize |
Firewood18 01/06/18 11:46:26 PM #11 | MannerSaurus posted... mastermix3000 posted...Lokarin posted...Ya, that's what insurance is for. If insurance didn't cover it - then insurance is a scam and the entire system goes down, mass hysteria! Had a rear view mirror swiped off when parked on the street once. Sucked because the repair cost just under my deductible. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | There's a homeless person sleeping on the couch. |
Firewood18 01/06/18 11:34:38 PM #1 | I helped them move thier belongings New Year's Eve to a garage when they got kicked out of a one room apt. They've been couch surfing for now, saving up for a deposit on a new place. Luckily they are aware of the Ben Franklin quote: house guests are like fish, the both stink after 3 days. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | 0 Degrees Fahrenheit here right now |
Firewood18 01/06/18 8:02:42 PM #33 | I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?!" --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | ITT: Things that sound cooler than they actually are |
Firewood18 01/06/18 7:38:50 PM #27 | Shower sex. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What are some unintentionally disturbing movies |
Firewood18 01/06/18 7:31:28 PM #5 | Terry Gilliam movies. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | netflix has nothing i want to watch on it |
Firewood18 01/01/18 1:37:32 AM #42 | go to the local library and find something new and stop paying monthly fees for the force fed garbage. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Disney needs to step away from the Star Wars franchise. |
Firewood18 01/01/18 1:33:36 AM #6 | nah. it would fuck with the merge into the MCU movies slated for 2022. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Least favorite Nintendo console |
Firewood18 01/01/18 1:30:33 AM #47 | fuck nintendo I hope Disney buys them --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Name one GOOD movie where the main character isn't white or black |
Firewood18 12/27/17 2:25:57 AM #49 | Jaws --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Ray Liotta should be in a No Escape 2 |
Firewood18 12/27/17 2:21:50 AM #1 | It was a great christmas movie. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Post gifts you recieved for xmas |
Firewood18 12/26/17 12:50:28 AM #40 | Apparently my Comfort Clip belt is on back order. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | So my father is dead... |
Firewood18 12/26/17 12:38:59 AM #56 | Posting anything personal is taken as exhibitionism and is open to the vile, inane and preposterous response of whomever is in the mood to do so. Add a bit of irony to the grief by getting modded yourself. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I self identify as Santa Claus |
Firewood18 12/25/17 1:15:40 AM #9 | Bears can be dangerous. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I'm a little worried something's wrong with me. |
Firewood18 12/25/17 1:08:50 AM #5 | Merry sickmas! --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Question for people who have ever been "credit carded" in the ass... |
Firewood18 12/25/17 1:03:54 AM #7 | I was playing ping pong in Ding Dang... --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Christmas is wrong |
Firewood18 12/22/17 1:18:40 AM #12 | An empty folding chair A recipe renewed Gifts stolen off the porch And the faith of neighbors Lights out --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I love when I get rid of something I haven't used in years and then |
Firewood18 12/22/17 1:05:42 AM #3 | I love throwing stuff away. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Christmas is wrong |
Firewood18 12/22/17 12:57:42 AM #10 | Things wrapped then unwrapped: something private then subtly violent revealed. Needles dropped in the skirt. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Christmas is wrong |
Firewood18 12/22/17 12:36:44 AM #6 | Nobody is going to eat all those cookies and the card of family pics is like a knife throwers display. Extravagance then discarded the next day. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Christmas is wrong |
Firewood18 12/22/17 12:10:49 AM #1 | I've felt this way for 30 yrs. I get sick. The abundance and the garbage cancel each other out. It's all for the children. But I'm tired and without joy. Hypothermia redemption tis the season --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Nintendo Power is a podcast now. |
Firewood18 12/21/17 12:11:49 AM #2 | At some point it was a free archive download for a second. Then Nintendo corp nixed it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Yay or Nay some Wii games for me |
Firewood18 12/20/17 10:25:48 PM #9 | thebestestbest posted... Nay to every one of those. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Wanna meet up tonight and have some fun together? |
Firewood18 12/20/17 10:24:18 PM #5 | Nah. I'm gonna stay home and get drunk responsibly with my kids. Sorry. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Does playing retro games embarrass you? |
Firewood18 12/20/17 10:21:56 PM #27 | I have a secret room in my basement where nobody can see me beat River City Ransome and Shadowrun for the 800th time. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Why does Italian sausage have more prestige than the Portuguese sausage? |
Firewood18 12/20/17 3:48:03 PM #1 | Is it the spice? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | How do you feel about people wearing cross necklaces? |
Firewood18 12/20/17 3:37:39 PM #5 | If the Jesus actually came back I'm sure that's exactly what he wants to see. It's like if Jackie Onassis wore a rifle pendant around her neck in memory of John. -bill --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Hey Zeus, Wanna help me logic this problem out |
Firewood18 12/20/17 1:34:47 PM #6 | I did find the google as god part funny. Maybe this guy is a comedian but his timeline is broken and he doesn't realize it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Hey Zeus, Wanna help me logic this problem out |
Firewood18 12/20/17 12:08:22 PM #4 | Sooooo... Microwave all your food and use your smartphone as a bathroom. Got it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | How much do crying babies irritate you? |
Firewood18 12/20/17 9:20:15 AM #19 | Gotta take the bad with the good. Laughing babies are awesome. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | This CHRISTIAN Mom got a Pizza Hut employee FIRED for this OFFENSIVE JOKE!!! |
Firewood18 12/19/17 11:13:31 PM #7 | I'm sure those kids were due for some cunnilingus jokes. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | ITT: Your mains in fighting games |
Firewood18 12/19/17 11:09:34 PM #21 | Ryu, Blanka Liu Kang, Baraka Luigi, King Didi Lee, Jack --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | So what is God's end game? |
Firewood18 12/19/17 10:59:18 PM #8 | 100% completion. True Jedi. All briefcases found. All trophies earned. Play a new game. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I just made a number 2 that I swear was at least 2 feet long |
Firewood18 12/19/17 10:00:29 PM #2 | It happens. Snake boy --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | this guy wants me to dress up like santa claus and fuck his wife |
Firewood18 12/19/17 9:58:37 PM #2 | Santa's sausage party. Merry XXXmas --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What does a pizza driver and a gynecologist have in common? |
Firewood18 12/19/17 9:55:54 PM #18 | ^ Same reason to not work in the food industry. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I haven't watched Television in a month. |
Firewood18 12/19/17 8:52:04 PM #7 | Yep I cut cable about 10 yrs ago. Probably saved about $8,000 that I spent on more important things. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
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