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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
11/30/17 6:07:37 PM
#463
Not really since peeing in unusual places is usually the first inhibition to go when drunk.

If they were to commission someone to make an artwork commemorating you, what would it be made out of?
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TopicOkay like real talk, what happened to Shenti?
Firewood18
11/30/17 5:51:03 PM
#13
Mead posted...
Assuming that is his actual persona, my guess is that he started some shit and either got his ass seriously beat or winded up doing a bit of time for assault

Yeah somebody finally came at him.
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TopicWhat was the worst part about the Star Wars prequels?
Firewood18
11/30/17 4:04:09 PM
#12
All of the above dammit.
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Topicthis chick on my fb just had a baby recently and all she does is complain now.
Firewood18
11/30/17 4:00:19 PM
#25
mayatola posted...
Firewood18 posted...
Another great phenomena is some sort of chemical or hormone that causes selective memory in parents that causes them to repeat the process multiple times.

Not really. My wife and I want another because we want our son to have a sibling, someone closer to his age that he can rely on and confide in. And hopefully he'll take some responsibility in caring for his younger sibling and stop being so spoiled (the price of grandparents living in the same house). For most of my friends who have more than one child, that's usually how it turns out. Everything I've learned from those who were the only child (including my own mother) is that they are spoiled as hell but also lonely. We love our son enough that we'll go through the newborn baby hardship again. But more than two? Forget it.

The grandparents will spoil the next one too. And siblings are never guaranteed to get along.
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TopicThere's this chick on GameFAQS who just loves to complain.
Firewood18
11/30/17 3:37:55 PM
#5
There is this theory of the mbius...
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Topicthis chick on my fb just had a baby recently and all she does is complain now.
Firewood18
11/30/17 3:29:18 PM
#15
Another great phenomena is some sort of chemical or hormone that causes selective memory in parents that causes them to repeat the process multiple times.
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TopicDo you believe the human mind can manipulate an RNG.
Firewood18
11/30/17 9:45:47 AM
#1
I think so.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/30/17 9:15:24 AM
#53
dragon504 posted...
have 'em send you to a message parlor

You mean the post office? Stamps aren't that exciting.

FrozenBananas posted...
Oh cool it's a "let me show off with how happy I feel about my boring life at 37"

I'm never bored.

SusanGreenEyes posted...
A 37 year old woman

Already had that. Wife is 39 now.

argonautweakend posted...
ten ounces of silver bars or rounds.

Money is always good but it's still about as exciting as stamps.

Johnny Eagle posted...
A soda subscription?

Or for a more serious suggestion, how about a vacation somewhere?

I don't have much of a sweet tooth.
A vacation would be nice. I'm well overdue for an all inclusive.
Finding the right time is tricky though.
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TopicAvengers: Infinity War Trailer
Firewood18
11/29/17 1:55:54 PM
#9
Over 10 million views in five hrs. That's some super hype shit right there.

DC will never get this kind of attention.
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TopicRate that drink - Day 1556 - Monster Energy Drinks
Firewood18
11/29/17 10:42:20 AM
#11
Krazy_Kirby posted...
1/10

Nasty overpriced liquid that really has no benefit for you.
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TopicPost restaurants you hate...
Firewood18
11/29/17 9:22:04 AM
#22
UNOs.
Thankfully the one near me suddenly closed this week.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
11/29/17 8:52:49 AM
#453
A fine mixture of endurance and apathy.

What is the secret to a long and happy life?
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TopicIs it possible for me to get in trouble for using my own knowledge in a...
Firewood18
11/28/17 4:44:45 PM
#20
Cite PotD. We'll back you up.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
11/28/17 2:06:39 PM
#445
Already did this one but its the same reason that if you put a package on a boat, it is cargo, but if you put it on a truck, it's a shipment.

Is the cat out of the bag?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
11/28/17 11:25:42 AM
#440
Purple.

What would it be like if Rob Zombie made a kids movie?
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TopicFond videogame memories?
Firewood18
11/28/17 10:02:38 AM
#20
So many...

At 10 yrs old I was making my first attempt to get 000 on Zelda aLttP, I was 3/4 through and the power went out.
Of course I wasn't happy at the time but I laugh about it now.

With friends it was all about Goldeneye then Perfect Dark then Halo.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/28/17 1:23:10 AM
#39
DocDelicious posted...
To be left alone.

That's what I ask for my Birthday every year. No contact for 24 hours.

Definitely a delight but I've played through 2 of the Fallout games already.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:59:48 AM
#36
darcandkharg31 posted...
Old man slippers

I have specific orthotics that cover this.
iron jojo posted...
A 20 year old dime

Maybe another PotD person would appreciate something like this.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:55:37 AM
#35
It's not bad, just more of the same.

I'm being pestered to come up with some gift that I need and I have nary a clue.
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TopicWho is/was the most evil person to have ever lived?
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:50:50 AM
#32
A tie between Bob Dylan and Walt Disney and Thomas Edison as a runner up.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:35:16 AM
#32
Smarkil posted...
A bored handjob?

3rd year of marriage.
darcandkharg31 posted...
A Tommy gun

Guy that I know that had one of those committed suicide.
fishy071 posted...
Something money can't buy.

Plenty of that I can't afford treatment for.
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TopicTo TheWorstPoster
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:30:44 AM
#56
And I say stop recycling shit and just burn it.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:22:03 AM
#28
Rottenmonk posted...
Booze, coffee, tee, amazon gift cards, cash.

All good. I'm 36, but I figure that's close enough.

No good. This is mostly stuff I just have on hand any given week.
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Topicdo you think ghosts have ghosts
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:09:08 AM
#5
I call my toddler the little poltergeist. Cabinets get emptied, shoes all over the place and electronics being all messed up are a common occurrence.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/28/17 12:04:03 AM
#26
darcandkharg31 posted...
A Girdle

If I had a huge gut, I would go with Fred Mertz pants. And no belts or suspenders.
_AdjI_ posted...
Cookies.

Fuck sweets and desserts. I'm always cleaning up after baking enterprises.
helIy posted...
rare replay is retro crap

and you still need socks

Microsoft is the epitomy of shit and I don't cum in my socks so they last longer.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:41:25 PM
#22
helIy posted...
Firewood18 posted...
helIy posted...
socks

Good for this yr. I have enough pairs to last over a week til wash.

you always need socks.

I have thermal, wool, heel reinforced, gold toe, and fucking argyle. Plenty.
darcandkharg31 posted...
Discman

The 90's left me with 2.

Ferarri619 posted...
An Xbox One with Rare Replay would probably be perfect for a 37 year-old.

Or this:

https://www.quakelive.com/


I'm skeptical of new systems and am perfectly happy with my retro crap.
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TopicWhat have you guys been playing lately?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:32:21 PM
#27
Replaying Dead Space 2 on new game+. And just picked up Far Cry 2, my first venture into the series.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:27:47 PM
#17
dragon504 posted...
A nice pocket knife.

I've had the same trusty Swiss Army for nearly 20 yrs. no need to replace yet.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:25:05 PM
#16
helIy posted...
socks

Good for this yr. I have enough pairs to last over a week til wash.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:19:16 PM
#13
MICHALECOLE posted...
Sweet, sweet death

Right up there with investing in an in-ground pool or a membership in the jelly of the month club.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:16:26 PM
#12
Lokarin posted...
A BitCoin

Yay virtual money!

Zeus posted...
A Red Ryder BB gun!

I've shot a squirrel or two and haven't lost an eye and no, I don't need a leg lamp.
WastelandCowboy posted...
A nice early retirement?

Actually working keeps me alive better than a pension or social security.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:08:53 PM
#7
funkyfritter posted...
Hair and/or a sense of fulfillment.

Still got it. Mead posted...
A duck

Had one. Eaten by a fox. dragon504 posted...
offspring

Have enough. One more now would be stupid ironic since I'm scheduled for a vasectomy. ferko420 posted...
Hundred dollars in 1's and a note from the wife to go see strippers? trade in his 40year old for 2 20year olds? Peace and quiet?

It would be better if the wife came with me to a strip club because we have good experiences together at them.
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TopicHow different of a person are you from when you were in High School?
Firewood18
11/27/17 11:00:57 PM
#20
I don't drink alcohol that comes in plastic bottles and I keep my mouth shut better.

I still know alot of people that I went to HS with these simple changes put me ahead of quite a few of them.
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TopicWhat does a 37 yr old man want for Christmas?
Firewood18
11/27/17 10:52:28 PM
#1
I mean what kind of surprise could be under the tree at this point?
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TopicDo you find black women attractive?
Firewood18
11/26/17 12:28:30 AM
#24
I can find a women attractive regardless of race, yes.

Making a "curious" race baiting topic is unattractive.
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TopicDo you iron your clothes before going to work?
Firewood18
11/25/17 3:25:57 PM
#4
No, my wife does.
And before getting married I used a cleaning service.
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TopicPost what you have people tagged as
Firewood18
11/24/17 7:25:22 PM
#23
I only have two tags so far. One is shower pooper and the other is lived in Moldova.
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TopicGo to Walmart for the first time in like eight months and
Firewood18
11/24/17 7:14:27 PM
#11
You're obviously not surprised. Great how we're conditioned to this being Walmart norm.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1551 ~ Black Olives
Firewood18
11/23/17 11:44:52 PM
#12
Tastes like sour turds. -10
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TopicFavorite Disney villain?
Firewood18
11/23/17 11:42:42 PM
#31
Robot Walt chasing after that Cuban kid on Robot Chicken.
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TopicI put a beer can in the dishwasher.
Firewood18
11/23/17 11:39:45 PM
#1
Damn it's been long day.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
11/23/17 10:21:48 PM
#427
Crack smells nast.

Do you remember the 5th of November?
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Topici bought a motion activated toilet bowl light today
Firewood18
11/22/17 7:47:27 PM
#13
How long did it take to install?
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TopicDo you like miracle whip?
Firewood18
11/22/17 2:18:13 PM
#9
My head is going to explode from being overwhelmed by all this brilliance and hilarity.
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TopicTuRkey! Come get some.
Firewood18
11/22/17 12:04:55 AM
#1
I volunteer to prep the bird every so often at delis and stores that donate.

I gut and pluck and like the word gizzard.

Smoked is the best and the week after is leftover heaven.
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TopicSanta don't say "Ho ho ho!" anymore...
Firewood18
11/21/17 11:50:10 PM
#12
But his sack hangs down
low low low.
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TopicDo you like the above poster?
Firewood18
11/21/17 11:47:43 PM
#33
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Yes this is positive energy.
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TopicAre cougars and mountain lions the same thing?
Firewood18
11/21/17 11:40:10 PM
#7
One claws you while licking tail and the other bites.
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TopicGel deodorant or Stick deodorant?
Firewood18
11/21/17 11:35:17 PM
#19
I just rub orange peels in my armpits.
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TopicThe Lo-Flow episode of King of the Hill is on.
Firewood18
11/21/17 11:31:32 PM
#2
Truly the only episode I remember from my exposure to this show.
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