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I dont believe them. I was under the impression that nukes kind of suck for space combat. The only real use would be to fire them at targets on earth.

Time to go out to the bar looking for the saddest and loneliest women the midwest has to offer. In other words: my soul mate.

I'm gonna hype myself up by listening to The Monster Mash on repeat in my car before going inside. Then later tonight, God willing, I'll be playing it again as I bag myself the most uncommon of cryptid--a woman that will actually touch my penis. She's definitely gonna want to have sex with the lights out. She's definitely gonna keep her shirt on the entire time and she's definitely gonna feel bad about herself afterwards. But guess what? Those insecurities are my only chance to get inside what I hope is a hole and not just a very moist body fold.

I can do it if I believe and so can all of you!

Youre young. That's more than fine. It may or not be optimal, but the fact that you're saving 25% into something like this early makes it more likely that you'll actually be able to retire someday

It's weird that if I had to picture a guy that fucks dogs, it'd look exactly like him
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c96e0fb3.jpg

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He doesn't have a dick, which is why his body is not a violation

I always found it weird that a blind woman loves him. She can definitely feel his monolith rock dick. Probably even more than a sighted woman. That can't feel good in there at all

From all of your stories, she sounded like she sucks. Hopefully, she'll be someone else's problem now

Maybe instead, stfu about kids unless it's some feelgood comments?

Every time Koga posts, I want to find his dad and punch him in the face

Loath outward instead. Once you learn to despise others, you'll find that you often don't have the free time to hate yourself

I have a friend who is vegan. She also has a bunch of dietary issues where she can't eat nuts/seeds as well. It's incredibly limiting. She seems to live entirely on french fries and rice.

"Oh my! What are you doing, Step-bull?"

This sounds absurd, but by the time it would actually go through it would make sense. I remember thinking the same thing about $12 when that was first brought up

Are the two helipads there so it can have two helicopters onboard or are they for if you don't want to walk to the other side of the yacht and it'll just fly you over?

I like when CE does nice things. Congrats to the winner

CosmicShadows posted...

I gotta get that butt check up too. <__<

My doctor told me that there was no real reason to do it in my case until at least 45

I went for the first time in 20 years recently. I'm apparently in excellent condition. So, I pretty much just wasted my time. I'm assuming my 60 year checkup will be similar.

Create a girlfriend Weird Science style. She'll let you shower with her with your jeans on

Grandpa, what's an omegle?

Weekly weigh in: Down 1 lb for the week. 18lbs for the year. Perfect pace that I'm looking for.

I was at one point down another lb for the week and heading towards a third, but I gorged on protein bars over the weekend. Part of it was I straight up spiraled out of control on what tastes close enough to candy bars. So they were at least much more nutritionally sound. That's too expensive to waste, on that but it dud mitigate some damage in both directions.

Booblingual
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c1ae8d92.jpg

I was beat as a child and it was not fine.

I'm only at most 25% of any one thing, so it's never been a big identity in my life. My great grandfather was an immigrant in another country before he even came to the US with his wife and that's still the most homogenous part of my background.

Phantasy Star Onlime for DC

It'll easily make several hundred madillion dollars. Might even pass a webillion

Crimsoness posted...

That's Rizzoed, easy mistake to make tho

Sometimes it's the same thing
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"Palworld has no cultural significance!"
This is what you sound like

Are Clorox or whatever the fuck they're called okay?

VIIVincent posted...

January weight: 256
Current: 242
I've stopped drinking sugar and just eyeball things when eating. Breakfast is 3 boiled eggs, lunch is chicken and carrots or broccoli and dinner is chicken again. If I need a snack I have lightly salted chips and salsa. I watch the carb intake too. 50ish for the day? I just need to start getting into working out again.

The issue with 50g of carbs a day is that it's right on the borderline of keto. You may accidentally slip in and out of it. Lots of folks have noticeable reactions during this stage, so flopping back and forth can suck. I've done it on accident and didn't enjoy the experience. I'd pick either in or out. This might be a non issue for you though. Some folks have hardly any noticeable side effects

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"Start working out in your teens. You see how big we've gotten? Imagine the gains if we had started decades earlier."

Probably Jagr_68

Primevil monster calls ancient mummy too old to be president

No
That's turning sexual real fast and im married.

When I was in college and every time a friend would complain about it being cold and offer that we should climb into a sleeping bag or the back of a car nude to conserve body heat, it'd turn sexual real fast. Boobs against my back are irresistible.

Nothing wrong with a good seance

The youngest mother on record was 5. So I guess lots of weird medical shit is possible, but I also still support 5 year olds getting abortions if they become pregnant.

cjsdowg posted...

When after he finished he said "can you believe it". I think this might be a something he does after he lies. I am not sure , but I feel like I heard him say can you believe it before after some bullshit.

He says it literally all the time. So, yes

I cant tell if TC is being trolled or this is a genuine take. Well done

I used to manage the back end of a photography studio.

Most of the money you're paying your photographer is to insure that you'll get all of the really good moments. Many work in teams to make absolutely certain it happens. Also, getting moving shots in focus is harder than you'd think. You can't just use presets. You're messing with shutter speed and stuff on the fly. This is why you'd want a professional.

The post work actually isn't that hard once youre minorly acquainted with Lightroom and every photographer edits differently. Most of CE is bright enough to figure it out well enough. Generally, youre getting overly warm/bright pictures because that's what the average person likes. You can batch correct them to an extent, but wedding venues have drastically different lighting all over.

In contrast, if you want to hire a photographer for a hs sports game it's a couple hundred bucks. They don't need to get all the best shots. No one gives a shit about the editing except for the very best of the pictures. Oddly enough the technical skill is higher though, since the speed of movement of things is more varied.

Long story short; taking the actual pictures is harder than it looks. You can't just snap photos with presets.

Minute rice
Can of chicken
Mix and season as desired

It's a $4 meal for two and takes like 2 minutes

I was in a similar situation when I met my now wife. People that are too afraid to date at work are also too immature to handle a break up in a healthy way.

That skit is nearly a decade old at this point.

If we're reaching that far back, this is my favorite skit of that era
https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4?si=vDpF5B8Wg1rN4h5V

It's just a vehicle to get more caffeine into my body and give myself the energy I need to get through a few more minutes of the day in this world

Get out. Get out of your own topic! You're no daughter of mine!

R1masher posted...

thats what Im thinking, might be a person living with a mental illness or maybe they are under the influence of drugs

That was my take too
More logical threats can be mitigated with just moderate caution. Crazy fucks are truly frightening as they'll just do random shit out of nowhere on a sudden impulse

I remember when it was airing and targeted itself as the "anti-moe"

Also, season 2 has some pacing issues, but you can probably resolve those by marathoning it

Who did this to you? Who karma shamed my baby boy? Show yourself!